fishman/catboy conglomerate

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

what the fuck

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

come back to me most perfect of comics

there is so much content about changing your life or becoming and it’s like whatever man you’re missing what’s right in front of you. Imperfection is forever.

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

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