Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

trying hard not to be controversial here .. trying not to step on any toes but ……… i like some things 😳 and i………. dislike some things 😳 and. sometimes i even . don’t care about stuff 😳 Please dont hate me im sorry

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit

Delete this website and only leave this behind

This would be so much easier if you’d stop trying to kiss me and just let me HOP DOWN, Fred.

keep forgetting i cant digest avocado until its too late

[pitbull voice] we at the hotel! motel! sathanas! lucifer!

[tobias forge voice] belial, behemoth, holiday inn

then what

destruction

A girl’s natural habitat is in a bed with many blankets and pillows and it’s inhumane to remove her from her natural habitat

Everyone acts like there’s no Mountain content, which is pretty true but I would like to take a moment to talk about Swiss. NOBODY EVER FILMS HIM LIKE EVER?? HE’S DANCING AWAY AND EVERY TIME I WATCH CONCERTS NO ONE FILMS HIM?!?! THIS APPLIES TO THE LIVE FROM THE MINISTRY TOO HE GOT THE LEAST AMOUNT OF SCREEN TIME AND ALSO DID NOT GET ANY CLOSE UP SHOTS IN THE SPILLWAYS MV DESPITE BEING THERE AND IM TIRED OF GETTING EXCITED OVER SEEING A SMALL GLIMPSE OF HIM GIVE ME SWONTENT PLEASE IM STARVING

i love goth fashion because everyone dresses like they're going to fight monsters or slay demons but all in completely different genres

The next time ghost performs miasma they’re gonna roll out the queen’s body

Tinted lip balm for your butthole is the biggest new trend of 2022.

I keep trying to come up with names for what this would be called and I just can’t do it. The perfect name is out there and it evades me.

I vote for Buttstick - like chapstick, but for your butt.

“Pucker up”