A fish walks into a bar.
"Hey, there you are!" the bartender says. "We've been lookin' all over for you! Where've you been?"
The fish says, "Canada."

blake kathryn
Game of Thrones Daily
dirt enthusiast

Love Begins
h

oozey mess
taylor price

η₯ζ₯ / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
wallacepolsom
hello vonnie

izzy's playlists!

Origami Around
Show & Tell
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
d e v o n

Andulka

titsay
πͺΌ

seen from South Korea

seen from Canada

seen from Italy

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from TΓΌrkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from TΓΌrkiye

seen from Hong Kong SAR China
@the-trans-dragon
A fish walks into a bar.
"Hey, there you are!" the bartender says. "We've been lookin' all over for you! Where've you been?"
The fish says, "Canada."

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
Alright ive seen enough
Someone put a blanket over my cage.
Heat waves.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you
Do you cross your 7s?
No
Yes, because that's how I was taught
Yes, I decided on my own that I wanted to
What? (results)
if you love someone enough you should be able to hug them really tight and pop into the same body as them and never have to leave like its aristophanes's myth of the spherical human
post cancelled i just reinvented steven universe
my partner said something that kinda rocked my world
Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".
for a better tomorrow

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss
did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesnβt technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY
@rad-flaming-sword
RIP Alex Jones who popped like a balloon in his car.
To all the haters who say he's actually still alive, I got my news from a reputable source:
guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: iβm cured this time actually i can feel it

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming