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but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah
are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control
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this post is now 10 fucking years old
and ur ass is still here
literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears
oi my go,d

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What is your stance on the issues?
just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture
do you see this. beyond ridiculous
what are our thoughts
I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy
unpost this right now you strange strange man
I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent
he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced
he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this
I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective
According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.
I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

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a while ago I read an omegaverse fic where part of the premise was that the guy had like, abnormally long and intense heats, which as you can imagine was used for horny reasons. but it was a fairly grounded omegaverse setting as far as it goes, and I could not stop thinking "he has pornworld endometriosis and needs to see an ΩBGYN"
one of the worst things abt being australian is always seeing out of touch thursday posts on fridays. makes me feel somewhat. out of touch.
thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji
It can happen to the
of us
It was the hest of times, it was the horse of times
I fell a little bit asleep and dreamt that I could hear my cat's thoughts. I heard him just think, "I'm a pretty little man" and then start kneading my ribs, and I laughed so hard I woke up to him on my ribs
One of my favorite bits of theatrical interpretation ever is from a high school-university collaboration I participated in of A Midsummer Night's Dream by Shakespeare. I was part of the university group, and we were helping the high schoolers for some reason I can't actually remember, it might have been an AP course.
Anyway, our job was to abridge and perform the play with our Very Small Cast. And the sticking point came in that I had always desperately wanted to play Puck, but one of the high school kids also wanted to play Puck.
A dilemma.
The expected thing to do would be for one of us to just play a different part.
What we actually did was just go, "Wait. What- what if- what if... what if Two Pucks?"
And boom, just like that, one of the key conceits of our rendition of the play is that there were two Pucks; me, the Classic Puck as typically seen in the play, and Narrator Puck, who acted as the play's omniscient narrator to cover the bits of play we couldn't fit in, with both of us wearing similar 'costumes'* and hairstyles to signal we were the same person.
Which, on its own? Fine and dandy, a fun way to solve two issues while enriching the play. Only, the thing is?
We didn't just have two Pucks.
We also had two Oberons.
Because, at the part of the play where Oberon gets angry at Puck for getting a little too enthusiastic with the love potion, and I was cowering with an appropriately obsequious, "Believe me, King of Shadows, I mistook-!", Oberon cut me off mid-line with a cross, "Not you, you!"
And emphatically broke the fourth wall to point at Narrator Puck.
On the grounds that they were the one telling the story in the first place, therefore they were the one who was responsible for all this mess, and therefore they were now fired from the role of narrator and Oberon himself was going to take over.
Narrator Puck: But then who's going to be Oberon?!
And one of the other high school guys, who has been posing as a stage hand this whole time, even wearing proper stage blacks in spite of the fact that we in a classroom, popped up with a bright, "Oh, I'll do it; I love acting!"
Then everyone got to their new places, Replacement Oberon finished his lines and told me (Classic Puck) to go fix all this with the love potion cure, and I got a moment on stage to be visibly confused about everything that had just happened.
And for the rest of the play, Classic Oberon (still in character) was the narrator, and Replacement Oberon did the rest of Oberon's parts.
It was wonderful, and will forever be my favorite production of A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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*Quotes because our costume budget was 'a couple generalized pieces the high school had heavily supplemented by the fact that I, personally, dress like I just escaped a Renaissance Faire half the time and have a hat collection, and I was willing to share.'

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He has 3 Dragonites because you need to switch mount on long trips
New pc setup folks what do you think of it
Its good