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i hate when someone who doesnt even follow me comes in and says something annoying on a post i reblogged. i cant even post the “sorry my follower said that on your post” cake. its like a bird came into my house while we were visiting and shat on u

your stomach acid is lonely feed it entire french press full of undiluted cold brew

your actions (bad posture) do have consequences (your body hurts) btw

we need to be teaching kids that macbooks are shit and dont do anything or else tiktok freelancers will make them think macbooks are good

you cant do shit on a macbook without it hyperventilating and trying to start a fire, theyre like an inhumane breed of computer it hurts for them to exist

happy pride to my trans cow best friends

My favorite quote from any movie critic ever is from Roger Ebert, who once said “The Borg Queen looks like no notion of sexy I have ever heard of, but inspires me to keep an open mind”

this looks like the same party

they’re shouting back and forth across the club

im not even real im just a tulpa that all my mutuals are having together

has Aldi made "Aldi's nuts" tiktoks yet to target gen z or is their social media manager a fucking coward

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess