Tales of the Dragonslayer

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

there's a massive, underreported subculture on this site that i can only describe as secular mormonism if mormons voted democrat

shunning out the unwanted making a callout post + harassment campaign

PUNIC WARS THREE

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You know what’s fucking ridiculous about farming sims? If you pass out anywhere outside of your house, the doctor takes you home and charges you for it. Maybe I wanted to sleep under the stars on my own farm, Harvey. Why were you on my property after 2 in the morning anyway. You’re gonna charge me 10% of my fucking bank account up to 1000 gold for dragging me 10 feet into my fucking house? Highway robbery. Fuck you

picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a movie first and foremost about the destruction of minority neighborhoods and public transit by the American car industry. After that, it's a technological milestone. And then it's about cartoons

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

Being the head of HR for the Muppet Show is a fucking nightmare.

He is robbing the American ppl with us watching

I'm not really a HanLuke shipper but I can imagine them hooking up early in their friendship & then Han later after various revelations having a personal crisis over whether or not it's weird to have sex with both halves of a set of twins

& like he can't ask anyone if it's weird without admitting that he's already done it. he could talk to Luke about it bcos obviously Luke already knows but he's kind of avoiding the subject with Luke in case drawing attention to the fact that he's dating Luke's sister prompts a shovel talk. he's pretty sure Luke can kill people with his brain now and he doesn't want to have that particular shovel talk if he an avoid it.