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spontaneousmusicalnumber

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it.

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

sweetvantass

theres a lot of evidence throughout the movie to say that the armadillo (whose name is bibo) is a god.

they first find him in the jungle, where an armadillo has no business being

they find the entrance to the city, while being followed by him

he is present when the volcano starts to erupt (previous concept art also showed him in the background actually stopping the eruption)

miguel and tulio sucked ass at the ball game, so they used Bibo as a ball. He ricocheted himself all over the place and defied physics to get into the hoop every time

they come up with the flood plan to stop cortez when bibo pushed a glass over in front of them

famouslysleepy

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?

thorinds

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012), dir. Peter Jackson Happy Tolkien Reading Day!

8nin

i know we're not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer

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kosmogrl

I was born with a curse called ‘I want to know everything’

veritaspetal-deactivated2026050

tardis-impala

do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you

goth-queen

midnightportals

I used to write such pretty things about you.

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pendify

undying-princess

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

lastgirlonearth999

dragon-rising-deactivated201405

spacewonder19

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becherdireinen

they should invent a brain that doesn't whisper bad things to you.

crashing-constellation

I hope I am not just a tumblr mutual to you, but also that I am a slightly unsettling cryptid you have an unexplainable lust for

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