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the best part of cookingis when u give someone some of the food and they go wow this is so good thisis amazing this is delicious . by far the most rewarding activity ever for multiple reasons

like when spmeone actually moans after they take a bite of food youve made you win at life . for a little bit

living in the olympic village has to be WILD. you wake up from your cardboard bed, overwhelmed with the idea that you're at the Fucking Olympics at 22. you walk around and notice the girl thats sponsered by parmachan cheese. you get breakfast and think of the guy who loves those chocolate muffins. you wish he left one for you. you go to your morning workout hoping to see simone biles. you go to see your team, and they're pitching tik tok ideas. it gets 5 million views. snoop dog is in the background.

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position

i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest

there are some ships out there that do not speak to me personally but i am an understander for. like i see what you are seeing. it just doesn't personally intrigue me. but i support you. you're right. we don't need to fight, let us hold hands.

Wait is there actually another secret way?? What is the way….

"the situation" is decidedly one of my top 3 things to be in control of

What are the other two?

women who are younger than me and women who are older than me