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fun fact: roadrunners are the only real predator of tarantula hawks. how do they get by the nasty stinger? body slamming them into the ground. nature

ah yes, workplace unionization, that famously authoritarian value /s

gun rights (something famously communists who want to revolt LOVE) is one of the most ECONOMICALLY CONSERVATIVE THINGS YOU CAN BELIEVE????????????

have you ever been to a music festival

date someone with a foot fetish and youll never end a day with sore feet :pray:

date a girl with sweaty armpits and youll never suffer from first again :pray:

date a girl with a chubby girl fetish and youll never suffer from hunger again :pray:

date a girl with a muscle fetish and youll never loose motivation to go to the gym :pray:

date a girl with a humiliation fetish and youll never have to play video games alone anymore :pray:

date a girl with a piss fetish and youll never have to search for a toilet ever again :pray:

date a girl with a service fetish and youll never need to worry about chores ever again :pray:

date a girl with a dental fetish and youll never forget to brush your teeth again :pray:

all 1000 winds ans all 10000 waters and 1000 lighting attacks happening to me

my bitch wife wont let me becomr a womam

kill her

i want everyone here to know I was doing a peter griffin voice for this post. this is peter griffin RP

love when a bunch of new people join a 20+ year old fandom and are like "erm nobodys talking about [issue thats been beaten to death every 6 months for the last two decades]" yeah yeah the issue we all know the issue. think of something new and innovative to say.