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my heartrate genuinely spiked ngl

hi

Green can be forests it can be oceans it can be granola it can be neon techy it can be ooze it can be sexy it can be computer

Greeeeeeen

No one else peddles their degrees out like psych grads do. Every time someone on social media says "as a psych grad" my brain would blank out and I suddenly don't believe in freedom of speech

maybe listen to the professional

Why should I listen to a former gifted blogger

has anyone else noticed that Hi

hiiii

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

wrapping my big leathery wings around you to muffle your screams and prevent your escape as i slide my big slimy dragon cock into you, my long tongue wrapped tightly around your throat

girl they didnt die they deserted. you're getting like 3 skeletons and a whole lot of roaming bands of bandits!

maladaptive pattern: my army deserted -> im getting like 3 skeletons & roaming bandits -> im honorless & maidenless adaptive pattern: my army desserted -> they turned into cupcakes -> yummyyyyyy -> Im honorless & maidenless

comfy in my bed (plenty of room) i sure hope no CUTE GIRLS come and CUDDLE ME

u left out the lizard people that eat pancreases of albinos and attack in swarming hordes