star cunt explosion 2000 billion

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

underfell!drake: you used to call me on my fell!phone

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

can everything be about me for once instead of the vampire almond or the vampire lostat

“i shave for sensory reasons” is borderline a thought terminating cliche to me at this point. omg i’m bored let’s all examine our preferences and where they come from haha

the only “v” “tubers” i care about are the “root vegetables” i grow in my “vagina”. to all the haters who saw this post early on patreon and told me not to post it: kill yourselves, sincerely this time

trans woman ryland grace changing her name to grace grace because she couldnt think of any other names and its right there