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Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

i ate 2 hot dogs last night and they were sooooo good with ketchup and mustard on a bun Oh yes. *Suddenly becomes protective* but don't imagine them

i ate 2 hot dogs last night and they were sooooo good with ketchup and mustard on a bun Oh yes. *Suddenly becomes protective* but don't imagine them

i ate 2 hot dogs last night and they were sooooo good with ketchup and mustard on a bun Oh yes. *Suddenly becomes protective* but don't imagine them

having twenty dollars changes me into a terible creature who is bent on spending twenty dollars at any cost

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits