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pluto (the celestial body) told me that it’s actually kind of upsetting how much you guys insist on her being a planet. she says it feels like you don’t like her for who she is and you’d prefer an imagined version of her instead. what’s so terrible about being a dwarf planet, she asked me. does she have to be a “real” planet to be worthy of love?

powerscalers could read the tortoise and the hare and spend years arguing between "the tortoise is faster than the hare because he won the race" and "the hare should have won because he was faster, the author had to nerf him for plot"

rabbits can be anywhere at any time. rabbits can even be on a device. rabbits can be on your device. rabbits can be eating your files. its fine. its sustenance. they are called bytes for a reason

I can't enjoy sex i just know too many people who have made the whole idea kind of reddit to me

hey there jarona whats it like in sanfrandisco

i can't decide if i want to fuck you like an animal or not

frankly i could go either way on this "fucking you like an animal" thing

in many of my Mutual circles i feel like a creep watching through the window like Hi guysss … crickets…. Who invited this guy

so many people would be happier if dating wasnt something u did with ppl u wanna have sex with but people u love being around and harbor friendships with