star cunt explosion 2000 billion

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

i ate 2 hot dogs last night and they were sooooo good with ketchup and mustard on a bun Oh yes. *Suddenly becomes protective* but don't imagine them

i ate 2 hot dogs last night and they were sooooo good with ketchup and mustard on a bun Oh yes. *Suddenly becomes protective* but don't imagine them

i ate 2 hot dogs last night and they were sooooo good with ketchup and mustard on a bun Oh yes. *Suddenly becomes protective* but don't imagine them

having twenty dollars changes me into a terible creature who is bent on spending twenty dollars at any cost

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month