star cunt explosion 2000 billion

there are notps and there are whytps. You aren't even annoyed by the ship you're just baffled that particular combination of characters has shooters

I feel like if we could access a dog's dream for even a second we'd be so so terrified

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

What do you mean you have other mutuals

i don't think ryland grace has any self-awareness about gender or sexuality ever but by the force of SHEER coincidence he unknowingly bought an aroace-themed shirt at a san francisco thrift store simply bc he liked the colors. he wears the shirt around stratt's vat and people tell him "oh, congrats!" and he's like "yeah the astrophage trials have been going really well :)"

i dreamed last night that chapter 6 was coming out already. toby decided to advertise it exclusively through really zoomed in screenshots of kris in different places, with captions that were all like "you remember having fun here." "you remember being scared." "you remember worrying about your friends." anyways this culminated in toby posting an enteirly black image with a silly looking sprite of kris smiling captioned "you remebry oub." or something similar and the whole community lost it trying to decipher what it could mean

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

you have IBS.

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

we are fucked

No hope