#waterbat

Are you telling me no one has jumped the hype of Waterboy being a college bat-nerd, and Sonar being a giant Harvard grad manbat who loves twinks?

Let this man casually drop bat facts in the Z Team channel and watch the homies dunk on Sonar.

Waterboy: "Cute- fun bat fact! When they're happy, many bats purr! Like a kitty- cat!"

Malevola: "Can confirm. Sonar purrs."

Z Team: (*mixed "awws!" and laughter*)

Sonar: "Waterboy, you're ruining my street cred."

Golem: "What street cred, college boy?"

Waterboy tries to be nice, and makes Sonar a lil lunch box of fresh fruits and bugs. Waterboy completely forgets (or does he?) that such food-sharing is typically done by colony members or mates. Sonar starts purring.

Because they want Waterboy to kiss them to heal their Bobo's

Okay okay! I will add a few of my ideas to that, so hear me out:

-ever since the entire team found out that Waterboy's spit heals, they eventually become curious about what else he can do

-it happened one time when Robert had a few injuries after a bar fight (again) and as much as he told waterboy that it was okay, and that he didn't need help (translation: it's bad, it's really bad) Waterboy spits on his hand and rubs it against Robert's injury (to Robert's confusion) and watches as it slowly heals

-the entire team starts yelling shit about how they're also injured (they have a realization that spitting is kind of hot, and he can technically kiss their injuries away) so he does heal them

-ever since then, the team would fight amongst themselves just to team up with waterboy, much to his confusion and concern as to why they would want to even team up with him (usual insecurities), and also the fact that he doesn't know why they're fighting, chaos ensues

-every single shift is like a fight just to get that white cookie

-Coupé, somehow, got a shift with waterboy (the others aren't exactly happy that they didn't get to) and she almost never gets injuries at all, given that she is an assassin, so she purposefully gets herself a few, albeit small, injuries for waterboy to heal

-Waterboy is kind of confused and concerned about this, but heals it anyway by spitting on his hand and healing her injuries, muttering apologies (because he thinks that she finds it weird or disgusting, and she's drenched with his water now) but Coupé doesn't seem like she minds, almost even internally happy with herself that she got to have a chance to have this before the others

-once, Malevola got injured during a shift with waterboy (that was totally not purposeful) and she told him that she can't-exactly heal herself because apparently she can't reach it (waterboy thinks that she can, but doesn't say anything) she also comments about him being able to kiss it away

-he doesn't exactly know why he's doing this, but kisses her wounds, spitting on it once it a while (and maybe even licking it just to spit out more)

-Malevola tells the entire team when waterboy isn't around, and they start getting low-key annoyed at her for it

-Waterboy wondering why everyone keeps on expecting him to kiss their wounds, licking on them, and spitting on them

-He finds out probably after a month, because they have to tell him

So what are Herman's Red Flags, hm? First posted piece of 2026, babeeey

Also here's 3 other versions <3

Flambae | Sonar | Self Insert

Did sonar put a ring on it?

Wb just shaking and shivering like a wet mouse- sonar noticing and sighs but feels bad for the tall guy so he ends up cuddling him in (mega? Huge? Whatever it's called..) Bat form so his extra fluffy,

Wb has never been more happy.

Sonar looks like a wet dog afterwords

Q-Q shit that’s actually so cute Omg.

Pfft as Waterboy warms up inside, Flambae is helping sonar dry off and suddenly Somar’s fur goes POOF and he’s extra fluffy.