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I love Steven universe and dispatch so i love @undeadghosty 's au

- That “Baby Cries After Daddy Shaves” phenomenon but with Blazer. Beef recognizes Mandy because she’s his last minute baby sitter when Chase isn’t in the office. But then she puts on the amulet and becomes Blonde Blazer, he starts crying because he sorta recognizes her but is too put off by the mask and blonde hair. His little baby brain is overwhelmed and he just wants his Auntie Mandy back 🥺

- Robert trying to eat his lunch in the break room in peace while baby Beef is on his lap. But Beef keeps giving him those big wet eyes bc he wants what his dada is eating. Robert has to maneuver around him since he can’t eat solids yet, even though Beef doesn’t understand and won’t stop staring at him with those big ole eyes. Everyone around him is laughing as well, so there’s that too lol

- Team Z trying to get baby Beef to stop crying when Robert isn’t around. Ideas range from giving him his bottle or pacifier. Somebody tries to give him a piece of chocolate, someone gives him a dollar, another tries to give him some soda from the vending machine. Sonar tries to give him one of his dead mice, and Robert just looses his shit when he finds out.