#sirensidea!

Because they want Waterboy to kiss them to heal their Bobo's

Okay okay! I will add a few of my ideas to that, so hear me out:

-ever since the entire team found out that Waterboy's spit heals, they eventually become curious about what else he can do

-it happened one time when Robert had a few injuries after a bar fight (again) and as much as he told waterboy that it was okay, and that he didn't need help (translation: it's bad, it's really bad) Waterboy spits on his hand and rubs it against Robert's injury (to Robert's confusion) and watches as it slowly heals

-the entire team starts yelling shit about how they're also injured (they have a realization that spitting is kind of hot, and he can technically kiss their injuries away) so he does heal them

-ever since then, the team would fight amongst themselves just to team up with waterboy, much to his confusion and concern as to why they would want to even team up with him (usual insecurities), and also the fact that he doesn't know why they're fighting, chaos ensues

-every single shift is like a fight just to get that white cookie

-Coupé, somehow, got a shift with waterboy (the others aren't exactly happy that they didn't get to) and she almost never gets injuries at all, given that she is an assassin, so she purposefully gets herself a few, albeit small, injuries for waterboy to heal

-Waterboy is kind of confused and concerned about this, but heals it anyway by spitting on his hand and healing her injuries, muttering apologies (because he thinks that she finds it weird or disgusting, and she's drenched with his water now) but Coupé doesn't seem like she minds, almost even internally happy with herself that she got to have a chance to have this before the others

-once, Malevola got injured during a shift with waterboy (that was totally not purposeful) and she told him that she can't-exactly heal herself because apparently she can't reach it (waterboy thinks that she can, but doesn't say anything) she also comments about him being able to kiss it away

-he doesn't exactly know why he's doing this, but kisses her wounds, spitting on it once it a while (and maybe even licking it just to spit out more)

-Malevola tells the entire team when waterboy isn't around, and they start getting low-key annoyed at her for it

-Waterboy wondering why everyone keeps on expecting him to kiss their wounds, licking on them, and spitting on them

-He finds out probably after a month, because they have to tell him

-it was while everyone was having fun at the bar (after a long day of work), chatting amongst each other and full of laughter

-Waterboy, on his...fifth glass? He wasn't sure anymore, mentions that he would prefer having a child (or maybe more than one) before his gran has to go (he says this, not even close to drunk yet, since alcohol kind of gets diluted easily with his water)

-the entire team goes quiet almost too quickly after waterboy just says the words with complete nonchalance, with no stutter (because his brain doesn't care much at that point), and he stops, looking at them while drinking another glass, wondering why they just suddenly decided to lessen the noise

-they promptly start talking, loud talking, and waterboy flinches slightly at the sudden shift (it's kind of giving him a whiplash)

-he feels the need to explain himself, so he tries until one of them starts yelling about how the hell he's being so casual about the way he said it

-he just stares at the group, and comments about how they always make sex jokes, even on the job, and that they shouldn't even be freaking out about this

-They're still freaking out and they're kind of getting ideas on what they'd do with the wet guy

yeah he’s definitely a freak who has a lot of kinks

+he actually loves seeing zteam being possessive/jealous over him and sometimes he does rile them up on purpose

Okay, I gotta write a few of my ideas down to this!!

-at first, waterboy doesn't know or realize anything, just interacting with people, and everything in between while everyone just gets kind of upset with that

-when he does find out though, it becomes more frequent, more purposeful, yet with his awkwardness and his stutter, no one can tell that he does it for the hell of it

-it happens whenever they go to the bar, some guy asks to give him a drink, they talk, the Z-team immediately notices, and waterboy cheers internally for seeing that happening with his own eyes

-the Z-team never realizes, not fast anyway since waterboy is a good liar [hc+he probably got straight A's because he barely hangs out with people, so he just sticks with studying] (and his stutter helps with lying most of the time)

-Flambae drags him away from the guy, literally hot (literally and figuratively) because waterboy can feel the warmth from his hand, and gets pulled back to the group

-Literally a few days later, he finds himself red, bruised, and bitten after the Z-team sees him talking to both a woman and a man at the same time, giggling (he did that one on purpose) and he finds it worth the socialization

yikes!!! that has got to hurt a little (for them), so i got this

-he gets tired, especially when he can't take it anymore, but it doesn't exactly stop him from feeling bad for crying in front of the entire team (it's mortifying and embarrassing)

-herman gets quiet until his shoulders start shaking, tears falling from his face, which isn't exactly obvious, with the water

-he does apologize, which was immediately turned down because the team wouldn't accept that he's apologizing from crying

-it doesn't stop the Z-team from noticing, though, since they immediately started comforting him

-maybe Herman isn't exactly that good at hiding it, but he can barely care when he just covers his face into his hands and his breath hitches as he tries to breathe and calm down (wasn't helping)

-a few hiccups fell from his lips while an entire group of people started murmuring comforting words, (was helping a little)

-it took Herman a few minutes before his sobs turned into small sniffles

-the entire team didn't exactly know what to do when Herman started crying, and the barely hidden sobs were heartbreaking physically hurting them

-they tried to comfort him in their own ways, even if they're not exactly good at it

-a few of them started murmuring words of comfort to Herman to calm him down a little, the others spent their time hugging him

-he does stop crying (and ends up having to tell them what's wrong, and he does, but he still feels bad, apologizing again, that and they turn it down, again, because he shouldn't even be apologizing in the first place)

-and all of them end up cuddling him the entire day [Sunday things] (lmao like in shifts, it's kinda funny)

Bonus: A small doodle!!

sighhhhhhhh thats gonna be a problem

-mentioned once, it became a whole debate (everyone started yelling at each other) while herman is just at a corner, rethinking whatever choice he made for everyone to start fighting like this

-maybe he should tell them to stop (not like they would, but it was worth a shot)

-he tries to move to a corner until Victor (fuck) yelled to his direction, asking who he thinks would get to get him even close to pregnant (herman just stares like they've all collectively grown three heads at the same time--he doesn't mind the question, but its still embarrassing either way)

Happy (belated) valentines y'all!! (heh, its also kim dokja's birthday today too, and yes i also celebrated ivan's birthday yesterday)

ohhhhkay so here's what i got!! May be a little prompt or whatever, it could be just an hc for me

each of them have a copy of the valentines card, and at least have pictures of him while they were currently trying to make his valentines card

i know they have it kept somewhere, in their phones, their wallet (like those weird 'staring at a picture in my wallet' kind of thing), or maybe even have if framed

Don't tell me that they don't bring it with them everywhere (cause they so do)

Herman doesn't even know that they keep him, but they do ogle the picture from time to time, especially when he's not looking

Herman is completely oblivious while the team is just appreciating their pathetic wet boy

Bonus points that I just noticed should be a part of this

I know at least half of them goon to the card from time to time

I know they sometimes stare sat the small details in that card (like, just appreciating the card in general)

Bouns point if hes trying to get child support form his dead beat baby daddy

Okay so I'm gonna lay out some of my scrambled ideas

-yes he gets child support

-no they don't get back together

-yes the Z-team are also the childs legal guardians (one of the only things legal about them jkjk)

-they love the baby (and the dad duh) so they always hang out in his house to take care of them both

ohhhhkayyyyyy i got a few ideas!! here!!

-im sure Herman gets a little injured from time to time, physically in a mission, sure!

-but there's a big difference between being injured, and having his suit ripped and also injured from a fight

-of course he's embarrassed, his skin is showing!! And it's kind of uncomfortable having tears on his suit

-his injuries do heal (magic healing water!!) but there's still tears in his uniform (gotta fix that)

-(he doesn't even notice a few of the team start staring at the skin-man aren't they hungry)

-(they're always like that, though, and Herman is oblivious)