#verylastusername

@shhhushhh

It must be amazing to live in a place where such creatures can be seen free and wild. ❤ I'm feeding seagulls and pigeons, though 😁

I live in terror or of pigeons finding my balcony!! 

@declarations-of-drama

I can't believe that happened to you in London!!! Awful place :(

A few incidents like that happened when I was over there. Not my favourite place, I must say.

@simsmidgen

Lucky you had your ciggies with you, otherwise you would have had to have slapped them over their heads with your thongs 😉

Yeah, me Winnie Blues saved the day!

@buckleysims

I so love when you post pictures of the birds you feed! Forever jealous of you. They're really beautiful. ♥_♥ And I know I'm late but I loved hearing your voice as well! Australian accent is my favorite. :)

Thank you Colleen! You always say the sweetest things!

@declarations-of-drama

Oh my! Duck roy! And it serves him right for NOT having the common courtesy to respect his supposed best pal's privacy! the prick!

@tyrellsimsoficeandfire

Anita could be glad she had clothes on. I'm happy she failed Roy. Would be a shame if the Coffee mashine destoyed his pretty face 😂

Well tbh there was no way I could let that happen! I love Roy’s face almost as much as I love certain other parts of his anatomy ! :D

@histrionicsandtea

He deserves it! (and also I am now fully caught up and I have this empty hole in my life! )

Awww I’m sorry Michelle!!! I will try and write a whole lot more...i know I have been a bit slack with the updates lately. Comments like this are the kick in the bum I need to get the words out of my head and onto the screen!

@shhhushhh

😂😂 Come on! She knows it was him 😉

No, she really didn’t. 

@goatkibble

This is what I love about Anita, her fighting spirit. If only she would grow up and get her priorities right *sigh*

@hyperkaos

Deserved!

@igglemouse

Whoa now! It takes some strength to throw one of those things, not that I know from experience or anything but I imagine at least!

@owly-sims

Nooo, Roy's face! But Anita's strength/aim is pretty impressive considering it was just a reflex

I did a bit of research and I guessed the model she threw at Roy would weigh between 8 and 10 kilograms. I also experimented throwing a ten kilo weight onto the bed! So yes would definitely require a good strong arm, but definitely not impossible, remembering too that Anita is well-trained in self-defence. It would not have travelled very far though.

@holleyberry

Poor Anita. She's dangerous in the best of circumstances. She needs to get some help or she's going to end up killing someone again.

@sweetnovember77

god willing! in order to set the precedent that a simple phone call is required before ringing your door bell, you have to set boundaries and limits. hopefully, Roy learned something on this day. - Anita’s mood could strike at anytime!

@simbollocks

Anita is welcome to come to my house and clean away her anger lol

lulz mine too!

@acquiresimoleons

At least I'm not the only one who cleans when they're mad

IKR? It’s about the only time I have any energy

@acquiresimoleons

Or who is prone to violence if snuck up on

@acquiresimoleons

or prone to violence in general xDD

@aminovas

he deserved that

@verylastusername

Hah!

@twinsimskeletons

HA!

@ktarsims

He SO deserved that. I hope it connects solidly.

@furiouslydecaffinated

At least knock, man!

you know, I think he just might in future!

@memoirsofasim

LOL!!

@doka-chan

Wow, Anita is so tensed ! And Roy is a bit overreacting, but I can understand it he could have been worse...

Anita has suffered some trauma, but as a very experienced police officer she also has lightning sharp reflexes. As @pixelcurious says below,  you do not sneak up on a trauma survivor. Especially one who is trained to defend herself! I think Roy reacted quite reasonably considering the circumstances, lulz!

@simbollocks

I'm sure that's not the kind of fluids that Roy normally approves of on his face and body lol

@lyrea

I laughed way to hard at @simbollocks​ response.

@lyrea

I cannot wait to see how Joel reacts to what just happened.

Unless he’s suffering from sleep deprivation he really is very sensitive to Anita’s needs and understanding of her issues...and after what happened at the barbecue he is probably secretly disappointed Anita didn’t knock Roy’s head off! ;=)

@sweetnovember77

had Roy been from the hood, his automatic reflexes would’ve caused him to knock the shit out of Anita.

@tyrellsimsoficeandfire

😢 poor Roy. His beautiful face. Give him a hug, Joël 😂

@pixelcurious

Dude, you do not sneak up on a trauma survivor. Especially one who is trained to defend herself!

@shhhushhh

I would never think that Roy's most precious body part is his face.

@hyperkaos

The realization in her head when she knows, yes, she could have.

It will haunt her for a long time to come.

@ivorycrayon

Huh. Roy took that really well.

@simsmidgen

Missed opportunity there hey Anita, never mind, another day, another murder attempt

@acquiresimoleons

Wait until he realizes chick's think scars are hot

I think that crossed his mind about 2 seconds after the coffee machine hit the floor!

@goatkibble

You'll learn to knock or otherwise announce your presence in the future won't you Roy? :P

@kscriba

Classic Roy. He's definitely fine.

@karnzter

I wonder whom did Anita thought of instead of Roy. Georgina? Austin? George? James? Or Jim back from the dead? Hmmm...

@spladoum

She should have aimed lower.

@ktarsims

Great aim, Anita. Roy, you deserved that, and more. Quit being a grade-A selfish asshole. You're the reason she's so stressed out to begin with. I'm worried Joel is going to react with anger at her though, given Roy's flippant response.

As mentioned earlier, unless he’s suffering from sleep deprivation Jojo really is very sensitive to Anita’s needs and understanding of her issues...and it’s very rare he gets openly angry with her. His usual M.O is to sulk ;=) 

@igglemouse

Hmmm...I think that could leave a scar! I'd say it would be a fate worse than death but then it'd probably be one of those sexy scars...

All scars are sexy! Except possibly smallpox vaccination scars...I’m showing my age here but yeuchh, those are disgusting! Almost as bad as outie belly buttons!! ;=)

@histrionicsandtea

OOOH snap!

@thickness1988

He is fuck

@ktarsims

LMAO. You tell him, Georgie! xD

@verylastusername

Holy hell...

@pixelcurious

Oh no. Poor Sonia! :(

@parystrange

Poor Sonia :(

I love you both for empathizing with Sonia. Regardless of how anyone perceives her past behaviour, she would be completely gutted to learn that Roy has been visiting a prostitute. Her world would have been turned upside down.

@ktarsims

Oops. Left my comment on the wrong post. @_@; That one was meant for the previous post. Ehhhh. Oops. Georgie would never have spilled that deliberately in front of Sonia.

Heh that’s okay, I knew exactly what you meant! 

@holleyberry

Yes! Yes! Yes! Karma is a bitch Roy!

@drudragonrose

*starts playing "u r so fucked" by infected Mushroom*

@wannabecatwriter

There isn't enough popcorn in the world for this !!!

@acquiresimoleons

Oooooohhhhhh *goes to get popcorn*

@tangie0906

Yeah, suddenly it's not so funny, Roy Boy. But some how I'm thinking he'll come up with a way to get out of this one. Asshats like Roy nearly always do!

@hyperkaos

and *poof* happy marriage disintegrates to crapioca AHHHGAIHHHN

@simmerjazen

BUSTED!!! Finally. His ass needs to be caught, he thinks it's all fun and games long as he's the one toying with people.

@sweetnovember77

I'm surprised Sonia and Roy haven't agreed to an open marriage.

@blythelyre

I am both sad and happy. Because really, that relationship was shit. They need to just have an open relationship, call it what it is and keep it pushing. Time for a tune up, upgrade, something!

Sonia would never in a million years agree to an open marriage. The only thing she has ever been open about is the fact that she would never be able to tolerate the idea of Roy with anyone else!

@rosiesimming

If I were you Sonia, I'd take the pie in the divorce agreement along with the kids! But the pie is more valuable, let's be honest.

Well, in the event of a divorce, I’m sure Sonia would get to keep Apollo, so in a sense yes, she would get to keep the pie. But it would be very bitter pie.

@simsmidgen

"Apollo: SHHH"  lmbo, I love that guy!

@goatkibble

Well you got your wish Georgie :P I'm not sure I feel bad for Sonia because she has been cheating non-stop on Roy in the past few years with several different people including some serious emotional affairs. That to me is more of a betrayal than paying to stick your dick somewhere to satisfy your needs because your wife is too busy screwing other people to have sex with you. Sonia of course, won't see it like that 🙄

You summed it up far better than I ever could, especially the bit about Sonia’s POV.

@ivorycrayon

"Roy, you cheated on your wife with Crystal, and now Georgie is the bad gal because Sonia just found out?" Amazing writing! The cat's well and truly out of the bag now. Finally.

@roseoakmoonsims

*whispers* wreck him

@furiouslydecaffinated

That baby monitor is catching all the good gossip! In front of all the wrong people...

@miraakles

I really feel like now that all the deeds are out... Fucking Sonia and Roy can really talk and come to an agreement about this shit. No more doing deeds in the dark. Like fucking work this shit out! PLEASE! for me! If Joel and the hag can do it, yall can too!

@twinsimskeletons

Ooooooooh boy

@declarations-of-drama

Hahahaha!!! Nice one george! And I'm not going to feel sorry for Sonia anyway because she deserves to know the truth. And she's just as bad as him with her bisexual cravings so WTF?

Aha but you see Sonia’s cravings are biology and she cannot be blamed for her biology! She and Roy had a very honest conversation about that very subject here. 

@declarations-of-drama

Oh, what??? I scrolled up to see the next part. Not yet published! DAMMIT

(It’s there now though!)

@phyresimblr

This party is stirring up so many demons... I wonder if 2 months from now these people will have finally overcome them or we er reading an entirely different story instead...

@phyresimblr

For what it is worth. I hope they overcome them. Total JoAni and RoSon shipper!!!

@lifeasasim

Time to place baby monitors everywhere!

@kscriba

FINALLY

@thickness1988

it seem everybody trying to throw Sonia under the bus but you got to remember Roy being cheating on Sonia since the night before their wedding and he being paying for ever since. They both are cheaters but at least Sonia trying to be open about what she did can we say the same for Roy

@prettyladybabies

For real I can just imagine how good you felt knowing this was in your drafts and we were all gonna die :-P

@tyrellsimsoficeandfire

Well, now I get it. Before you posted this one I asked myself why the baby Monitor was placed there so prominentely. Very clever 😊

@mysimsloveaffair

That's what Roy gets for trying to be messy! Now he's the one in deep shit!

@karnzter

You're fucked, Roy. FUCKED. I hope Ray, Crystal and the mysterious owner(s) of the Pony are ready for what's comin' to 'em.

Nobody has mentioned The Pony though. And thank Christ Georgie didn’t mention how long Roy has been seeing Crystal...if that had been the case he would have no chance of redemption at all. But as it is, he has a little bit of wriggle room.

@declarations-of-drama 

Shit gonna be hitting that fan!!! Looking forward to the drama from this :D

I hope it has been satisfactory…so far. It ain’t over yet!

@tyrellsimsoficeandfire

Since you announced that party I suspect sth. What has Roy in mind?

@nernershuman

You’re such a dick, Roy.

@sweetnovember77

Looks like that steamy shower didn’t do so good after all. Joel’s blood pressure seems to be at an all time high.

He needs a good lie down. Poor Jojo!

@karnzter

BEEF! BEEF!! BEEF!!! NOT THE ONES YOU’RE SERVING FROM THE GRILL, ROY! >:D

@trembling-hands

*face palms*

@tangie0906

Roy is the perfect sim to pull off a ‘loud smirk’. LOL

IKR? His smirks can be positively deafening!

@holleyberry

What a fucking asshole. Seriously, if i was Joel, I would question my friendship with Roy at this point.

I think that is something Joël has been doing since kindergarten!

@lilsisterg

This would probably be it for me too! This is just too much … jealousy is not a good look Roy … make’s you look like a Mitch!

I don’t think Roy is jealous though…just extremely aggravated that Joël and Georgina tried to keep another secret from him.  FOOLS! 

@twinsimskeletons

what a beautifully sad sentence

@princessdejamars

Good one Roy…..

@simmerjazen

Can someone please kick Roy’s ass. Or turn the tables on him and make him squirm for a change? Because really? He’s an ass!

@hyperkaos

Joel. Balls. Get some.

@wannabecatwriter

I feel like Roy is really crossing the line. Joel will take a lot in the name of friendship, but he too has limits.

It’s amazing what Joël puts up with, really, in exchange for free rent….

@acquiresimoleons

Wow what a shithead

@lifeasasim

I wish someone would give Roy a taste of his own medicine. #neverafanofroy

@pixelcurious

There’s nothing creepy about being obsessed with your sister’s love life. Or your best friend’s.

Yes he does come across a bit like that doesn’t he? 

@verylastusername

Joel should pull the same thing on Roy. It’d probably be easy to set him up to get caught with Crystal. Regardless, he should just tell Anita the truth. If she freaks so be it.

@karnzter

At a time like that, somebody needs to gatecrash the party and pull a Tommy Wiseau to brighten the place up

@thickness1988

Roy is an asshole

Indeed he is.

@sweetnovember77

yeah. we all know that anita is an emotional wreck. - like a lot of other cops who become criminals themselves and manage to keep their badge.

Yes she definitely isn’t alone.

@tyrellsimsoficeandfire

When Anita hugs Freddie, he seemed taller than the other Sims. Did you place him on Resizer?

I made him very tall and wide in CAS using custom sliders. In the story his nickname is The Brick with Ears so he needs to be massive otherwise the nickname would make no sense 😉Also Chantal is wearing 6 inch stilettos..in bare feet she would not even come up to Freddie’s armpit 😁

@lilsisterg

Thank goodness Georgina is not petty or vindictive like her brother. If I were Joel, I’d come clean with Anita so Roy no longer has any leverage.

Yes, Georgina is a much nicer person than Roy. What might be holding Joël  back though from coming clean to Anita is her insecurities…she would probably refuse to believe that  he wasn’t having an on-going affair with Georgie. And Joël knows that for all his faults Roy would never stoop to dobbing him in to Anita…just as Joël would never tell Sonia about Crystal *snicker*

@prettyladybabies

I hope Georgina has her life together a little better by now, but I doubt it. I don’t understand what Roy gets out of tormenting her and Joel like this though, other than just being a dick?

I haven’t properly explored Georgina’s current marital situation…that will probably be grist for another couple of updates. And in case you missed it, here is the explanation I posted for Roy’s behaviour in an earlier reply:

In Roy’s mind, he is not ‘doing’ anything to Joël. Roy has his own moral code and has his own ideas of right and wrong. His actions are usually dictated by what makes him happy, not what makes other people happy. And in this situation he is not motivated by anything else but his need to know what happened between Joël and Georgie that night in AP, because the fact that he didn’t know was torturing him and making him very unhappy! Roy feels it is his birthright to know everything, and when things are kept secret from him it makes him feel like a loser. And being a loser is anathema to Roy. He has to win at everything. So Roy being Roy, he treated finding out what happened between Georgie and Joël that night as a competition. And now he’s found out the truth, he believes that he’s won the competition. So now he’s happy ;=)

@declarations-of-drama

Roy is a prick. I don’t think I was reading when this happened between Joel and George, did they kill somebody or something? Surely Anita won’t be able to judge too harshly considering her past that I know about. Just tell her Joel i’m sure she will be fine.

@shhhushhh

I think there is a cure for Roy’s prickish behaviour. It’s just still kept behind bars in Isla Paradiso.

Lulz! Yes, Raj would probably love to get his hands on Roy, especially after he found him in bed with Naomi that fateful morning. I don’t really think that Raj is the type to bear grudges, but Roy had better not risk ever finding out! ;=)

@furiouslydecaffinated

Ah, most uncomfortable bbq ever.

@simcatcher

Pu pu pu punchline ;b

@tyrellsimsoficeandfire

Joël and Roy really have something in common: both speek of their dick as a Person 😂

But don’t all men do that? ;=)

@owly-sims

I was half expecting him to respond with "BUT MY DICK IS :D:D:D:"

@justanothersimsblog

That's the best time!

@simmerjazen

LOL nice, real smooth there Joel.

@miraakles

This disgusts me. Fucking hell. I thought they were dead. My term is supposed to end on happy notes Treason! XDD END THIS!

@karnzter

The D-clock is always ticking 24/7, dusk 'til dawn. It never stops for anything xD

@riverstonesims

*waits for next relationship implosion*

@declarations-of-drama

YEah I'm sort of not interested in Joel anymore. You know why ;)

@phyresimblr

Joël & Anita and Roy & Sonja. Moving towards happiness. Wow. I am tearing up, I have been waiting for this moment for so long! Now please don't mess it up guys!!

@sims3hasstoppedworking

Richard needs some educayshun

He’s young, dumb, and full of cum! 

@igglemouse

XD what a great line!

@lilsisterg

LOL! He's baaaack!

@buckleysims

Lmao! This was so adorable. The last bit about the family in particular. ♥ Also, ROY! I sense trouble. I always sense trouble, but whatever. :D

@wannabecatwriter

Roy will never let Georgie or Joel live this down. Which reminds me, he's not really aware he and Anita are back together, is he?

@verylastusername

Let's hope it lasts!

@karnzter

Shet, Roy. Not while Anuta's beside him xD

@kscriba

Oh my god Roy sensed that the attention was off him for too long

@sims3hasstoppedworking

Imo Anita made a good point, Jared isn't in an easy situation at all, getting family together may be fantastic experience but it's also 180 degree change. And next change is gonna come when Anita will go to jail.

@icy-spicy-scalpel

OMG..."Mahogony"..haha! Is Roy going to tell ?

That’s a very, very good question...another good question is: has Joël ever told Sonia about Crystal? Because therein lies the answer, I think ;=) 

@blythelyre

That's it. That's how I'm going to answer all my phone calls from family! LOL

@goatkibble

Some mother, begrudging her daughter a $100k inheritance. Glad she rubbed it in her face that she has to find somewhere else to live now. What's the bet she rocks up to stay with Joel?

I don’t think she begrudges Saffy the inheritance, it’s more that she’s shocked & pissed at Jim. And knowing Anita and her fury at Joël for rejecting her, I think she would rather sleep on the street than ask him for help! XD

@roseoakmoonsims

A part of me wonders which Anita mourns most, the house or the money to pay for botox.

Money definitely would have been handy. I don’t think Anita has any attachment to the house though. In reality, it contains a hell of a lot of bad memories.

@spladoum

I suspect she's going to look for a dick to ride, myself.

She has a lot of lost time to make up!

@verylastusername

I really wish she would just get her shit together!

@karnzter

You're gonna beckon James to 'have at you', aren't you?

James just might have been superseded...

@pixelcurious

Ever tactful, Saffron.

@gaiahypothesims

OH Anita will always land cock up. I'm pissed at her for not being a bit more gracious that her children got anything. Saffy is definitely growing on me.

@caterpillarsims

Honestly, I'd love for Anita to expose Jim for the abuser he was.

It won’t happen. She wants to protect Teddy from the truth.

@hyperkaos

Saffy hasn't been taught anything about tact at all has she? And it really needs to come out about Jim's abuse. Seriously. Teddy deserves his inheritance, and no doubt as sweet as he is, he'll probably let Anita stay in the house. But the truth needs to come out!

@romeo-and-simulet

TRUTH ABOUT JIM 2K16

@miraakles

-.- She should be happy that Jared and Saffy will have a headstart and a hopefully stable future or something to get them started on it. Gosh, Mother of the year here. Alcohol and drugs can't be a good mix, is she gonna end up in the hospital soon???

@kscriba

Like mother like daughter!

@wildflowersinzittau

Yeah, truth about Jim, but don't forget to talk about Anita's actions. While Jim was dealing with her anger issues, standing by her side, she went out cheating on him whenever she could. As bad as it was, Jim's outburst didn't come out of nowhere. If Anita was in my game, I'd already drowned her in a pool.

@miraakles 

 I agree with Greywarden as well still btw. This is a beautiful moment, but it doesn't change too much. Just that I now know she cares about her kids to some extent.

@gaiahypothesims

I feel sorry for her, but not... because Saffron is still a teen. How can she burden her child with the fact that she and Jim had a "War of the Roses" style marriage? Then does Saffy start asking questions about how Jim really died? Ugh. Anita.. Anita.. Anita. Go back to rehab dear.

She isn’t going to burden Saffron with the truth about Jim, don’t worry. Her number one priority is Teddy not finding out. She doesn’t want his memory of his father being tarnished. 

@wannabecatwriter

Am I the only person who actually feels sorry for Anita? I mean, she makes a lot of really questionable decisions, true, but mostly it's because her own life had never really been figured out. And no matter what she did, beating ones spouse so badly that she gets broken ribs is unacceptable. I almost wish it becomes knows what Jim did, but I have a feeling the kids, Teddy and Jared especially, will not take the info well.

Thank you as always for your thoughtful comments. I think at this point Anita on will just try and concentrate on putting her past behind her and starting a new chapter of her life. I agree it’s not fair that nobody knows what Jim did but then life isn’t fair either and not all stories have a happy ending. And don’t worry, there’s a very elite club of Anita supporters. We meet for coffee and cake every Thursday and new members are always welcome! 

@karnzter

*facepalm* Fug this, Chalmers. Ugh. At least you have Saffron for you to lean on at a time like this. But, still, you could've at least come out with the truth.

@lifeasasim

This hits me in the feels.... And wcif the carpet??

http://mysims3blog.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/almateo-living-set-by-przemus-13.html

The site still seems to be down though....:(

@kscriba

Hm, Anita should tell someone but Saffy is the wrong person. Saffy is very immature. The only person I can think of that would actually believe her is... Joël... But maybe I'm wrong about that.

No you are absolutely right about that! 

@willky12

I love the fact that everyone sees things their own way, and I wouldn't want to see it any other way, I love peoples opinions just as much as this story. I think Jim went into his marriage with his eye open. He knew exactly what he was getting with Anita and he chose her anyway. I was shocked when he turned on her so violently tbh. I know everyone has their breaking point, but really Jim? He had no right to treat anyone the way he did Anita, why not just kick her out,as she deserved?

I’ve gone into a pretty detailed explanation about his reasons before but I’m buggered if I can find the actual post now. Anyway yes of course you are right about Jim knowing what he was getting into. However the straw that broke the camel’s back the night of his retirement dinner was the fact that he felt Anita had humiliated him in front of his peers and various dignitaries. It was also a night of very high emotion and he had had a lot to drink. NONE OF WHICH OF COURSE IS AN EXCUSE FOR HIS BEHAVIOUR, it’s just an attempt to explain what might have caused him to lose control and act in such a a despicable way.

@willky12

Anita didn't kill Jim. She may have hastened the process, but his heart was ready to give out, as we know.  I feel sorry for Saffron that she hasn't had the (good)role model every child deserves and she seems to be turning out just like her Mum, which is sad as that is all she knows. I am still hoping that Anita finds some inspiration to be a better person.

@twinsimskeletons

That was such a touching scene. It feels rare to find Anita so... genuine, I suppose?

@asterleas replied to your post

“LENGTHY (& WORDY) REPLIES TO JIM’S WILL PART 1”

Wow, am I the only person who feels sorry for Anita? Yeah, she's not a saint, but she did not deserve at all what Jim did to her, and to me it feels like the disinheritance is him continuing his abuse from beyond the grave.

@caterpillarsims replied to your post

“LENGTHY (& WORDY) REPLIES TO JIM’S WILL PART 1”

I agree with you, asterleas. Anita is a terrible mother and generally shitty human being, but Jim was a manipulative bastard who coldly arranged for Joel to catch her cheating so he could swoop in and have her for himself. And then had the audacity to believe he owned her. He beat her for being exactly who he knew she was when he married her because she failed to become what he wanted her to be. He is a textbook abuser.

Thank you both for your considered comments. I appreciate your thoughts very much. As far as Jim is concerned, good riddance to a heinous excuse for a human being. I hope Anita will come to realise that the fact that she’s living, and Jim is dead is the ultimate revenge, and that she can move on accordingly and not become bitter or indulge in any more selfish, self-destructive behaviour.   

@pixelcurious

"withered old fuck" lmao