Martin stage-whispers to Joel that Monica is headed their way, and she looks pissed. It’s the first time any of her staff have sighted her tonight and Joël was hoping she wasn’t going to be working at all but here she is, her mouth a vivid slash of disapproval, her hair virulent purple, and his hopes for a conflict-free evening have just been destroyed as cruelly as a cigarette butt beneath a size ten stiletto heel.
“Jo-ël,” she hisses at him. “Why are you wearing that stupid sweater? Why aren’t you wearing your uniform?”
“I’m not really feeling the uniform tonight,” he says.
“What the hell are you talking about? Wearing your uniform is a job requirement!”
“Maybe I’m just not in the mood to be treated as a piece of meat,” he says.
“This may come as a shock, but you weren’t hired for your bartending skills, you know,” she says. “Now, stop being such a fucking prima donna and take that sweater off! NOW!”
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1. Have you ever lived abroad? no, i’ve never even left the us so rip,,
2. Have you made sourdough (or focaccia or other cooking projects)? i’m decent at cooking but i’ve never actually made bread.
3. If you could emulate one person’s Sim-style, who would that be? uhhhh i don’t know, i really like the cute/gory thing that @peachy-flesh does but i’m not sure if i could pull it off..
4. Have you ever been emotionally affected by the death of a sim (stealing from @treason-and-plot because I like the question so much!) 1000% yes. in ts3 i had a household that had a shiton of drama (if you’re close to me you know the entire story cause i never shut up about it when i was like 14) but to shorten things up, i had a sim named edgar that had roommates and a whole bunch of drama happened and he ended up with this guy named mahmoud (gay rights) and then i got a notif saying that edgar wasn’t gonna live much longer and to check up on him (by this point their kids had moved out and had their own kids so they didn’t live together) and then at family fucking dinner MAHMOUD not edgar died of old age. it was the sadest shit cause edgar was standing in the corner sobbing. anyway i will always love and miss both of them cause edgar died a short time later and 14 year old me was crushed.
5. If you were to make a Simblr different from your own style (build, CC, storytelling, lookbooks, etc.) what style would you choose? i wish i was good at building and be one of those people who post real great intricate builds but i’m shit at building..
6. Do you like musicals, and if you do, which is your favourite? i used to really like musicals (i was THAT annoying hamilton kid in middle school) but i really don’t listen to them anymore. i saw waitress last year and really liked it. i think my favorite would be phantom of the opera though cause in freshman year i took a choir trip to new york and saw it on broadway with no previous knowledge of the show and fell in love
7. One book that made you cry, and one that made you laugh. ummmmm can it be the same for both?? cause when i read the outsiders in 7th grade it was an EXPERIENCE
8. City, suburbs, or rural? i love the aesthetic of a city but i think i’d get too overwhelmed after awhile
10. What personality test, horoscope, Hogwarts house, etc. do you feel describes you best? i know myers briggs is supposed to be really exact but it truly do be describing me to a T (INFP is you care)
i think we get the drill by this point... i’m too shy👉👈 to tag anyone but this was really fun so thanks for tagging me
@kscriba replied to your photoset “Roy pushes his plastic dinner tray away from him and turns slowly...”
Roy was clever enough to block the path to the coffee machine
I was having a quiet beer after work on the balcony when I read your comment and now I have only half a beer left, the rest was sprayed across the patio table.😂😂😂
I think you've gotten a million of these but I'm always greedy to hear more >:) List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥♥
Thank you dear friend! I love doing these! I will choose Pablo.
1) Pablo’s background is largely a mystery, but it is known that he spent 5 years in the French Foreign Legion (the minimum amount of time required) which enabled him to receive a French passport.
2) After getting out of the Legion he worked for a couple of Blackwater-type private contractors before securing his current position with Renny.
3) His interests include chess, war movies, guns, knives and swords, martial arts, keeping fit, and baking. He is also a talented amateur painter.
4) He has never been tempted to commit to one woman. He has a natural aversion to being ‘tied down’.
5) He enjoys a single cigarette most evenings before retiring, accompanied by a glass of Rémy Martin XO.
WOW Roy ! I like it when he is impressing me in the right way. *claps hands* Wonderful speech!
Roy is a talented spin doctor, hehehehe. He can twist nearly any situation to put himself in a favourable light! But that said, he did make some very salient points.
@wannabecatwriter
And for once, he's totally right.
for once, lmbooo!
@princessdejamars
well spoken...but will she take the advice....is she ready to take this step and go fight for her life ...her man.....??
@ktarsims
XD He happens to be kind of right... but he’d be like this even if he was wrong...
@parystrange
I don't want her to get him back. She doesn't deserve him anymore.
@streetlightaurora
Aw, he does care.
@dandylion240
OMG Roy is making sense. She could have taken the opportunity to take what she wanted if that's what she wanted. I don't think she knows what she wants. Until she figures that out she's better off with no one.
I think she’s made her decision now. And who ever would have thought that Roy’s advice would be instrumental in helping her reach that decision!
@thewynd
Bravo Roy! He actually said something wise and on point! I hope she listens
@izayoichan
Yeah dumbarse, are you listening, cause you should be!
Listening to Roy isn’t something that is usually recommended...but this time he really did hit the nail on the head.
@shhhushhh
Speaking of hypocritical jerks, wasn't Georgie the one blowing off Roy's regular appointments with Crystal over the babyphone? Yes, she didn't do it on purpose bla bla bla, but by mistake, her mind too occupied with cutting plans how to destroy someone else's relationship (a little overexaggerating here 😋😋). But the result was the same, right?
Yes, the result was the same....excellent point as always, Mirena!! And @mochasims is thinking below that telling Bunty about Vinnie may have been payback for that....knowing Roy it would definitely have played a part, lololol!!
@mochasims
cute how roy turned that around like he dropped the news on bunty to do georgina a favor. he told bunty solely to gloat and piss her off. i also wouldn't be surprised if a little revenge was mixed in because georgina inadvertently outed his relationship with crystal
@mochasims
i don't disagree with his advice that georgina needs to live in her truth but he needs not act like that was his intention for outing her business.
That’s why he’s so good at his job...he’s a master manipulator ;=)
@twinsimskeletons
Roy: I mean yolo right??
@sweetnovember77
I agree with Roy. Fighting for Vinnie could scare Georgina enough to face life’s challenges in a new way. 🤷🏾♀️The choice is hers. But I absolutely believe that committing to your growth is the most important thing to do when YOU ARE SINGLE and looking for love.
@rillensora
@mochasims I don’t think he was acting like he did Georgina a favor, though. He was more pointing out that what she chose to make of that situation was her responsibility. Roy isn’t the abuser here, Bunty is, and Georgie can’t be relying on anyone else to stand up to her abuser FOR her. And yeah, it’s fine to need help. But again, she has to be the one to call in that help.
I think that by pointing that out to Georgina, Roy was very deliberately creating a smokescreen to cover his true motives for telling Bunty about she and Vinnie. And Georgina probably wasn’t fooled, either, but was too distraught about Vinnie to care. But Roy was right, all the same- Georgina did have the perfect opportunity to declare her love for Vinnie to Bunty, but instead took the easy and cowardly road. Georgina’s learned a very hard lesson, and only time will tell if Vinnie will be able to forgive her. But she’s taken an amazing step in the right direction by calling Patrick.
@miraakles
I mean... Roy's got a point, he does.. YOU CAN DO IT GEORGIE! BRING MY VINNIE BACK HE WAS MADE FOR YOU, YOU WERE MADE FOR HIM!!!!
@miraakles
I truly think Georgie and Vinnie are perfect for each other, it's easy to judge her for how she acted when he mom came and say what you would've done or what she should've done... but she has the burden of an addict on her shoulders.. I hope she can break free, she'll be a goddess when she does.
@alittledaylight
Don't worry about Vinnie... go get Joel! Sure you'll get your eyes torn out and never be able to sleep again with Anita out there but hey 🤷🏼♀️ it's Joel! 😏
@kscriba
WOW Roy actually owning his role as a brother for once
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Jared is always so serious...nice to see him having some fun.
Isn’t it? I loved this comment. And thanks for the reblog!!
@phyresimblr
I love the new family dynamics since Saffy and Roy moved in. These people needed some happiness. Now... when is Mia getting hers?!
I really like the vibe in the household too...it’s so much fun to play and visit. As for Mia...she still has some travelling to do. There might be a romance on the cards with a certain security guard, though...
@shhhushhh
@mochasims 😂😂 I wonder which would be worse.
@shhhushhh
Is this her wicked plan to get her room back? 😉
@sweetnovember77
Jared is such a cutie pie and a pretty awesome kid. I agree with @phyresimblr They all seem to connect with ample humor and fun within the household, despite the very real dysfunctions of their daily life.
@streetlightaurora
If this is Saffie's revenge, it's hilarious. 😂
@rillensora
Oh no, are the butt-writing sweatpants back in style?
Ermm....but in her defence, at least she’s not wearing them outside the house!!!
@thewynd
Saffron really is more than a match for Roy isn't she...
@wannabecatwriter
I have a feeling, if Anita or Joel find out about this, Roy is dead meat.
@shhhushhh
"Firework", especially when sang loudly and falsely will always remind me of James Franco riding a tank in The Interview ☺
@ktarsims
I knew he wasn’t getting her tickets! I wonder what she wants those for... because she doesn’t really strike me as the type to use them...
Even though Saffy is an A-grade student she also has her wild side...she’s sleeping with a teacher at her school, after all, and there have also been references smoking and drinking when they were still teens. She’s definitely not an angel!
@ktarsims
At least, not on herself.
I can say she is definitely going to take one (or 2) herself.
@sweetnovember77
Lol. So ungrateful.
But Roy has had beautifully ironed shirts all week! He should be thanking Saffy!
@pixelcurious
I was going to say, better hope her mom doesn't find out... but kinda want to see Anita go Mama Grizzly on Roy.
@mochasims
what is he doing giving her pills? anita is going to kill him. i'm ready to kill him myself.
@miraakles
WAIT A MINUTE. ROY. ARE YOU GIVING SAFFY DRUGS?! WHAT
It was a deal they made. In return for ironing his shirts, he got her some party pills. And yes, I hope it’s not too spoilery to say Anita is going to go batshit crazy.
@kscriba
I love Jared so much and will protect him with all my heart. Saffy on the other hand... not even blinking at this exchange lol
How have you been adult for so long and not ironed a shirt 😂
Roy has led a cossetted life of great privilege and entitlement. And his ex-wife basically did everything but wipe his bum for him ;=)
@romeo-and-simulet
it's moments like these that make me happy
@shhhushhh
You got him, Saff! Time to bargain 😈 And, damn! She is breathtaking 😍
Hehehe you know Saffy so well!! And yes she is, in that bloodless, Grace Kelly kind of way😉
@stsciurussimblr
Roy is a piece of work! 😂
As is Saffy, so...
@missy-hissy
This made me laugh out loud. This guy really is a case.
@miraakles
He's literally helpless without SOnia!
@thewynd
*rolls eyes*
@simcatcher
xD Modern man in a modern world !
Sonia is probably just as clueless though, tbh when it comes to ironing. She would either send them to the drycleaners or else Apollo would do it.
@pixelcurious
If I had to name a teen most likely to fuck up ironing a shirt so he never asks again, it would be Saffy!
Totally! He should consider himself fortunate that she wants something from him!
@holleyberry
He's a fucking man child. Don't do it, Saffy. He'll just take it, and you, for granted from now on.
@twinsimskeletons
Plz say no girl
@skyburned
haha...sure thing. At that age I don't think I could even turn one on.
Saffy’s school uniform actually consists of a white shirt that has to be ironed so I imagine she had to learn from her early teens to iron it herself...I cannot imagine her stepmother Mireille nor Anita doing it for her!
@kscriba
I wonder if Saoirse is gonna baby him the same way Sonia did
@simcatcher
Sassy Saffy <3 I love these little notes to himself where he realizes what he had and what he lost and most importantly, that there's not just one right way to love... This part gave me the feels.
Thank you so much, Ana! I feel it’s important to show that the breakup of his marriage is actually helping Roy achieve some personal growth...and that he’s not unaware that he did take Sonia for granted a lot of the time.
@shhhushhh
I'm so very rarely guessing what are you up to, Pru, because your story is masterfully unpredictable. That's why every time I'm guessing right I feel tremendous gratification. I've also noticed it happens the most when it comes to Saff which can only mean I still have the mentality of a teenager. Which is lame and shameful actually...
I think you guess right 99% of the time! I am intrigued to know if you have guessed right this time too. All I will tell you is that it is something to do with their night out at The Grind...:P
@mochasims
she grew up to be so pretty =)
She looks nothing like her teen self though! I have no idea how that happened. I’ve never had a YA who looked so unlike her teen self. I tweaked nothing but her hair, either. It’s a complete mystery.
@rillensora
Lol, does ANYONE’s approval mean anything to Saffy? Jk, but she does give the impression of having her shit together more than anyone in this story.
Or at least, she thinks she does, which is often the same thing, I guess? ;=)
@rillensora
Also.... WHAT is this favor going to turn out to be????
@ivorycrayon
Not a charitable thought at all, but I'd like to see Saffy fall flat on her face :P I perceive her as someone who has a lot but still cries for the moon, who would chase excitement and to hell with the consequences just to alleviate boredom. BUT I could be totally wrong, so as always, I look forward to her story <3
@streetlightaurora
I hope that favor is expensive. Learn to do your own shit, Roy! But that's probably my bitterness about having to be a Sonia in my own house. :/
@cupcakegnome
Roy is such an adorable Bastardo xd
@mysimsloveaffair
Uh oh...what's the favor?!
@ktarsims
xD I knew that if Saffy actually did it for him, she'd make him pay for it. Can't wait to see what the 'favor' is.
@sweetnovember77
🤔 hmm.. seems like Saffy is requesting something unreasonable. Why would Roy offer something else? Saffy is indeed Anita’s seed.
I legit didn't recognize Naomi with her hair up! But hey, Roy now has Saoirse, so he's good, right?
He is. He’s slightly rattled, but nowhere near as traumatized as he would have been a few months earlier!
@pixelcurious
Alex doesn't look well-rested, wonder why?
I shudder to think, I really do...
@skyburned
How do you keep a dress like that from falling down? Tape? She looks lovely although that probably isn't a good thing right now.
I would say so. I actually had to airbrush her areolas in case Tumblr had a conniption. (the fountains are obviously a very unsubtle metaphor for Roy’s physical reaction :P)
@shhhushhh
Yep, those cocktails will defenitely make your situation better, Anita. If you ever get to them 😋 And Alex' days are numbered, aren't they? 😂 Is that death going to happen like now? Naomi breathtaking as always 😍😍
Anita might need something stronger than cocktails ;=) And I really want to devote a large chunk of time and effort to Naomi and Alex’s storyline, but I cannot see that happening for at least another few months...but I will continue to try and keep them in my readers’ consciousness ;=)
@princessdejamars
Alex looks like death warmed over easy.....
Heh, thanks for noticing! I wanted her to look as ravishing as possible to contrast how awful he looked.
@hypersims
ghost of Christmas past, Roy? *rattles chains*
@kscriba
oh so alex is alive! mostly.
Lolololol!! Mostly, yes ;=)
@aminovas
oh boy! hahaha this will be the test of Roy's newfound maturity
She has a much lesser impact on his psyche now that he has found Saoirse. Although interestingly his hatred of Alex hasn’t abated very much!
