#transforemers

If you're so inclined, I would also love to see an Autobot version :) Thank you for reading this!

Who!?

Megatron and Optimus gather their troops in the main control rooms for a serious talk

I guess this is SFW idk lol no valve plug in this so...

Why can I only do 30 tags lol

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Decepticons

Megatron isn't as furious as everyone thought he would be, I mean, why else would he call every last bot into the control room. Instead he's as quiet as can be, just unnervingly staring at everyone, looking around at all the faces of his high command. Vehicons are out of the question, he knows they aren't that stupid but these ones. Knockout, Breakdown, Starscream, Dreadwing, Shockwave and Soundwave even, he just stares at them all intensely, brow furrowed.

"I am under the impression that none of you know why you're here." He scowls. "Well, this may jumpstart your memory." He digs into his chassis and pulls out a large, thing. Knockout tries to stand on the tip of his pedes to see what it is. Oh Primus.

"Holy-!" Breakdown nudges Knockout, effectively making him quiet down. It's a pleasure spike. It's black with green highlights that glow. From what KO can see, it's thick and stiff, someone likes it hard.

Soundwave plays a recording of Megatron saying, "I did it." Megatron shakes his helm.

"You didn't do it, I know for a fact it was not you. But who was it!?" He bellows, no answer. He sighs, "I'm honestly not that angry, I just want to know which of you is so vile and disgusting as to leave something like this lying around." He regains his composure and looks at Starscream.

"Dont look at me! If anything, you should be looking at Knockout, he's the perverted one!" He screeches.

"Moi?" Knockout places a well polished servo on his chassis.

"Yes you, you're the one who knows all about these things." Starscream says with venom.

"Everyone knows about these things Starscream!" Knockout cries.

Dreadwing pipes up, "Yeah, anyways, we all know that Breakdown was the last one in the halls."

"What, I'm a dom I don't like being spiked, everyone here knows that Dreadwing!"Breakdown snarls brow furrowed in frustration.

"I did it!" Soundwave repeats.

"No Soundwave! Who on this Primus forsaken planet left this lying around!?" Megatron hisses, voice gravelly.

"Megatron." Breakdown starts. The warlord perks up. "Shockwave has been awfully quiet."

"Seriously?" Shockwave is astonished, the gall to blame something like this on the most intelligent Con on this ship is just cherry.

"Yeah, seriously, you've been so quiet maybe it was you huh?" Breakdown sasses.

"I am a mech of intellect I have no need for such primal activities!" Shockwave defends himself.

Starscream and Knockout begin to argue amongst themselves, "It had to be you, it couldn't be anybot but you!" Starscream cries.

"I have never even seen that one before, I have my own collection hidden in a safe space!" Knockout shouts.

"Ha, so it was you..!" Starscream's voice drones out with the rest of them. Breakdown is going at it with Dreadwing and Shockwave, Knockout and Starscream are at each other's throats and Soundwave just watches with Megatron who is fighting the urge to smile.

He turns around and begins to confide in Soundwave, "I planted it, Soundwave. Soon they will all be burning down bridges with fire from the pit. I couldn't have them all liking each other, that's how mutinies start. " He stares at the clouds outside the window and sighs deeply, the shouting and arguing is music to his audials.

Soundwave stares at Megatron's helm for a moment longer, then turns to look at the group of mechs. He takes a moment to congratulate Megatron in his helm. This is a plan he could get behind.

Autobots

"I'm not angry," Optimus starts, "I just want to know who." He looks around at his team. They all just stare at the toy in his hand, black with pink highlights glowing brightly.

"Whee whirr~." Bee says defeated, servo in the air as his helm is lowered to look at his pedes.

"No, I want to know who left this lying around. What if the children stumbled upon this?" He asks his team patiently.

"Don't look at me, I mean, Arcee is the only femme here." Bulkhead points at said femme.

"Just because I'm a femme doesn't mean that that spike is mine." She argues.

"So you know what it is, that's petty sus if you ask me." Bulkhead looks victorious.

"Wheeer whir!" Bee pipes in.

"Stop." Optimus says softly, lowering Bee's servo.

"Optimus." Arcee stops, he perks up. "Ratchet has been real quiet."

"Aha, that's rich coming from you." The red and white medic scoffs.

"Yeah, for all we know you're the weirdo, Mr. I-have-work-to-do-so-leave-me-alone." Arcee bobs her helm with sass.

"Well Bulkhead-!" Ratchet starts.

"But Arcee-!" Bulkhead gripes.

"Ratchet you-!" Arcee blames. All three pointing at each other while Bumblebee whirrs and beeps at them to stop fighting and that it was all his fault.

Prime stands there watching the chaos. He was really thinking in his helm that maybe they would come together and try to actually figure things out. He hadn't expected them to turn on each other so fast, now he's worried that they're going to stay angry at each other for a long long time and that can't happen, but then he can't tell them the truth that he planted it so he could watch them work as a "team".

Megatron:

I am my father's Child, and I'm his favorite

You have a mission, given to you by your father...find Cybertron, watch over them for however you see fit...and do whatever you please with them once things get boring for you...

As you lie on a clear night among the grass, staring at the stars with fireflies dancing around you hear him in your head... beneath the soil, Your Father Unicron well-

He is more like the father of humanity you suppose tho hardly anyone knows of his existence, you only found out when you got into an accident and got metal poisoning when you were exploring in the creek, tho it wasnt just any metal it was a peice of unicron still connected to the earths crust, he always been aware of humans around him and was in his way proud of the chaotic new race he accidently created. Still, you are becoming aware of him and even hearing his thoughts; even he couldn't predict it...

Young!Y/n:Father...

Unicron: "Yes, my child?"

Young!Y/n:FATHERI CRAVE VIOLENCE

Unicron: "...GOOD"

So once he saw you were a little bit, as you put it, "Insane in the membrane"...he deiced you needed POWER to hold your self against the creations of his twin brother back in cybertron giving you abit of his own powers to wield them...when he saw how you wanted to create something ...and it turned into what you called "Scraplet" he head a GOOD feeling about it-

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B27*Is still in sub level 50, in his knees, servos together, praying to Primus again* It's me again. I need someone to be my friend... someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel... the nicest angel you have

But what B27 and the rest of Cybertron yet didn't realize was that the "falling star" is actually your spaceship cruiser. You come out of the wreckage with sinister laughter and move away from the fiery green glow. You look around, sniffing the air. As you scurries across the road to find civilization-

I had this idea for AWHILE now...and thanks to @tinyfroglove, for getting the idea going-