Rodimus would definitely get questions like :

"are you the godparent?"

"who's sparkling are you babysitting?"

"are you taking care of them while their sire is busy?"

"did you steal a random kid?"

"Is that really your sparkling? It is? .....huh."

"where's the sire?"

ieufwhehufeuifewui rodimus cannot catch a break for the life of him

What’s even happening in tomodachi life anymore. Why am I feeling maternal towards a turnip. Turnip mcbeeling face.

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... Basically, I was thinking about how a lot of AUs feature human/transformers relationships as fairly common and even have harems + brothels

Which thennnnnn led me to think of this scenario; One of the Maximals offhandedly mentions wanting to start a family with their human mate, which causes Dinobot to scoff. He doesn't get why anyone would even flirt with a human, let alone mate with them. Not because he dislikes humans or anything, he's just a purist, and doesn't see the appeal. "Why would anyone want to be with some... Puny, weak, pile of flesh, when there's perfectly good cybertronians everywhere?"

He remains that way for a bit, UNTIL -!

Dinobot finds himself in a nasty rut and no matter how hard ( 😏heh heh ) he tries to 'take care of it' himself, nothing works. He doesn't have any cybertronian partners to pair with, and lord knows he's NOT going to ask any of the Maximals for help! So poor DB has no choice but to seek a human centered/owned brothel. Lest he spend the rest of the month perpetually hot, annoyed, and horny

DB just wants this whole "embarrassing" ordeal over with, so he just picks whatever random woman that looks strong enough to take him, and they go off to a private room...

He only meant it to last until his rut was settled.

It went on for hours.

Dinobot could hardly believe how good it felt.

Humans are so much softer than he could ever have imagined.

And oh, Primus, the noises... The noises they make are heavenly.

Now Dinobot understood why a bot would choose this

Now he couldn't get enough.

So he gives her the most desperate, passionate, and hardest 'event' of a lifetime.

The poor human was a mess at the end of it.

But it was the best night she's had yet.

Cut to some time later, Dinobot is now one of the most popular bots among local human women (he probably has at least a few sparklings on the way too). DB doesn't care what anyone else thinks anymore. He discovered the wonders of human companionship and has no intention of turning back. The maximals are dumbfounded at first, but then they can't help but laugh. "I guess not even the ol' raptor was immune to human fever, was he?"

Nghhhh this is so hot omg - 10/10, gorgeous scenario

Pls - does dinobot step up as a sire? He's got himself a harem of humans he's gotta support

Everyone doing so cool headcanons/visions about sparkling and I decided try too.i have zero clue what I am doing btw

About the chassis part I feel like need to explain.So basically do y'all remember how in tf prime when Bulkhead transformed and Miko was still inside so he opened chassis so release her? So my vision is that sparklings hided in same way but inside chassis there's sort of modified place to them close to carrier/sire spark (aka to the warmth), so it makes sort of kangaroo thingy

Anyways that's all BAIII now let's stare into nothing with papa

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