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Thinking about brood parasite humans again as I’m learning more about animal navigation and parental behaviour and like, you guys know how birds use the earths magnetic field to navigate? It turns out that areas of weak/low magnetic fields tend to be areas where birds are most likely to get lost/fly off course.
Furthermore, cats teach their young to hunt by first bringing them dead prey, then live prey, and then letting them try to hunt on their own.
What I’m trying to say is, I think it’d be a fun idea if the reason all of these old cybertronian relics are on Earth, aren’t because they were sent here on purpose, but because Unicron changed their course specifically to land here. 
Obscuring them and making them purposely difficult to find just to have cybertronians wander around for longer, to make sure they’d encounter at LEAST one human. Cybertronians like skyquake, buried in stasis, brought here like little birds thrown off course by disorienting and misleading EM fields. EM fields that made them think that this is a good planet to take a rest stop, that this is a good planet to find safety, that this is a good planet to stay on for juuuust long enough for one of his spawn to strike.
A little bird, trapped in the claws of a cat, nudged towards the freshly opened eyes of their kittens.
This is why the TFP kids are so crazy. I like to think they start out pretty average, but Unicron slowly influences them to become more and more blood Energon thirsty.
Dadicron fic ideas
–Rung visits Earth and humans just absolutely hate him lol. Unicron gave humanity a built in hatred for Primus.
–Cybertronian fauna have intense fear and or love for humans 'cause they instinctually sense their lineage. Everyone abuses this.
–Unicron delights over humans' soft bodies and they are quite happy to let him. Hugs and snuggles for everyone!
–Humans built a robot shell for Unicron to inhabit so he can safely and cleanly interact with humans. No more avatars’ dirt all over the place. (Plus it's really cool)
–All of humanity are holders of Unicron's being and the larger the number of humans the smaller the pieces are. That is why Optimus fights so hard to keep humans alive; if too many of them died Unicron could reform.
–Sometime in the far future Unicron brings planets, asteroids, etc, to “feed” humanity. They happily accept the constant supply of raw minerals and metals. Humans need lots of material to build their Dyson swarms or other large products after all.
–Over 70% of humanity is wiped out in an enemy attack and it makes Unicron really overprotective so he tucks the surviving humans away in his main body, never letting them leave. Of course until they repopulate till there's no room left and he is forced to let them out. Still forever hovering though.
Unicron
The CULT of Unicron
Y/n*On top of his shoulder and jaw drops seeing your father's cult*DADDY YOU HAVE A CULT! MAKE THEM DO SOMETHING POINTLESS!
Unicron*Amused by your enthusiasm*
One of his Harbinger's: Yeaaah lets noooot-
Unicron*Point at one of his followers*Do a backflip
Follower*Does a backflip but ends up breaking his neck and is Peter Griffin down pose*URK!?
Y/n*Eyes shine and swings legs back and forth, happy claps*AAAAWEEESOME!
Unicron*Nods approvingly*...
@bird-in-the-space
Who do you see telling their father NOT to do that?
@kisa-mosheglot
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love hate with unicron and humanity
I was reading ur clingy predaking (great work btw) and it got me thinking. Would Unicron still be clingy like that? Does he have drones that would just... surround the reader? How would that work?
I don’t know why I’m suddenly getting so many asks for the Transformers devil, but alright then 😭 sure. I think there’s four or five more in my inbox in a two week span. So he can canonically corrupt Cybertronians to be his heralds. He can also create ‘life’ such as his Terrorcons. So let’s play with that and reach a bit 🔞
Clingy
Unicron x Reader
• Sleepily moving through the massive, labyrinthine interior of your keeper, you can’t help but wonder why he keeps you alive. Boredom? It’s hard to imagine he’s lonely, but maybe it’s as simple as that. Raking a hand through your hair, you stop short, seeing one of his awful, shambling drones swaying slightly. Head turning to stare at you as it lingers by your bathing pool, your eyes narrow. “Good morning, Lord Unicron,” you murmur, knowing he’s listening through the creepy thing. A lot of them are massive, much bigger than you, but lately? He’s been making some a bit closer to your size. They still tower over you, but you choose to see it as a very unsettling olive branch.
It would be so funny if unicron was kind of chill (I think that there is lore why he has to be evil if I remember but let's forget about cannon). And in terms of how that would affect Megatron and Starscream.
Megatron after taking dark energon: YES UNICRON'S POWER IS MINE
??: Oh not you I don't like you
Megatron: Who's there and how dare you insult me!?
Unicron: It is I the ruler of the Quintes -it's obviously me Unicron you just snorted my blood you unfunny mech. Seriously if you're going to be evil you need some intelligence at the very least.
And with Starscream (cause of the times he gets haunted by him).
Starscream: Stupid Megatron and his stupid plans
Unicron: Totally agree
Starscream: Primus is that you
Unicron: No it's his evil brother Unicron
Starscream: Oh okay
Starscream: WAIT!