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Note: New series!!

Summary: “My life is a nightmare,” Dabi muttered blankly.

“Nah, this is hilarious,” Hawks said, and while he wasn’t explicitly laughing, Dabi knew that those weird little chirps he was letting out were pointed at him. “Imagine if we go through all this effort and you don’t even have some sort of dramatic background or tragic backstory to justify you being this emo, you’re just a hot topic junkie or something.”

“That’s fucking worse.”

Or,

Dabi has amnesia and keeps reading conspiracy theories about himself in an attempt to figure out who he is, gets the League in on it, and they dismantle organized crime, revolutionize society, and ravage the hero system in the process. Hawks suffers.

ratchet, for the third day in a row: sleeping

kids: STILL?????

alt:

Bulkhead: wait you have to do this every night??? every night?

Miko, confused: yeah?? otherwise I'm too tired to function lol

bulkhead: have you like??? talked to anyone about this??? are you sure you aren't sick??

Miko: wait how often do you have to sleep?

Bulkhead: Well I absolutely have to only about once every five or so earth months, but--

June: ??? Why??? Would they put it back???

Like 

“Oh yeah we got an incredible cast of characters such as-

Homicidal goose

I can’t remember my name

A war criminal who’s responsible for genocide

I am literally a tiny man in a trench coat 

God complex

God

A hippy

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like what an incredible fucking story. the premise is funny, the writing was so big brain because it somehow took that funny premise and made it into a really comprehensible plot that made sense and was still stupidly funny, the emotional beats hit you like a monster truck with rocket boosters, the character development is subtle but so rewarding, and just. man.

my throat hurts from wheezing so much because im trying to stay quiet because it’s 11:30 PM

i started reading this fic at 9:30

those were the best fucking 2 hours of my LIFE and i wish i could relive them already

i already made a post promoting it but im making another just because this fic is THAT good

if by some hate crime by god you haven’t read this fic already like me up until now, PLEASE fucking read it

it’s two chapters, it’s completed, and it’s a marvelously written riot from start to finish

Snipe: And?

Lady Nagant: And now we're dating. All I did was correct him and we've already been to five dates now.

Snipe: Huh.

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