May 13
Starscream: If someone gave you 2000 credits because โyouโre uglyโ, would you take the money?
Knockout: Iโm not going to turn down 2000 credits because someone else has bad eyesight.
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Starscream: If someone gave you 2000 credits because โyouโre uglyโ, would you take the money?
Knockout: Iโm not going to turn down 2000 credits because someone else has bad eyesight.
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Optimus Prime: Two botlings, they came up to me and one of them was like
Random botling: He called me the g word!
Optimus: And the other botling (aka my son) turns around and is like-
Bumblebee: Motherfucker doesn't start with a g.
Transformers Incorrect Quotes: Kup's and Rodimus's uncomfortable discussion.
Rodimus, Arcee, and Springer exit a shuttle. All look very unsatisfied about something.
Kup: Welcome Back Rodimus! I broke two lights and lost all your messages. What's wrong with your conjuxes?
Rodimus: Nevermind, you wouldn't understand
Kup: Rust?
Rodimus: No.
Kup: Iron deficency?
Rodimus: No.
Kup: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Rodimus: No.
Kup: Unsatisfying interfacing life?
Rodimus: N-well yes. But please don't you say that word.
Kup: What? INTERFACE? What so unappealing about hearing Cybertron's oldest veteran talk about INTERFACING? I INTERFACED all the time when I was strapping a young lad like you.
Rodimus: audibly shudders
Some uh suggestive transformers memes I thought was funny
Starscream: Iโm completely off my game. Knockout: you donโt have any game.
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Starscream: One time, my refrigerator stopped working. I didn't know what to do. I just moved.
Bulkhead: Good morning, Raโ
Ratchet: Don't start, Bulk, okay?
Bulkhead: I'm sorry, that good morning stuff was way out of line.
Greetings, I would like to request more tfp children murdering grown men.
It's my favorite gender.
MECH base of operations, currently in the Jasper trio's possession:
Miko: *scribbling on MECH agent mask w paint markers*
Jack: what are you doing.
Miko: makin' the uniform less ugly
Jack:
Jack: that man is missing the lower half of his body-๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ด๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐จ๐ถ๐ต๐ด??? Ew what the fuck
Miko: No! gross! I dumped those out earlier
Jack: what
Miko: I wanted to color the mask!
Jack: *staring judgmentally*
Miko: I need the face! It doesn't hold the right shape without one!
Jack: you're such a freak
Miko, rolling her eyes: says the guy who kept one of them alive so you could pretend to be an ax murder for an hour
Jack: I was curious!!!
Miko: and I want a souvenir!
Jack: whatever! Use your cadaver mannequin. I don't give a shit! Just don't come crying to me when it ends up covered in maggots.
Miko: I'm gonna clean it!
Jack: didn't stop it from happening when you kept Silas's skull
Miko: I didn't know how to do it properly back then!
Jack: you made ๐ฎ๐ฆ deep clean your room
Miko: you were raised by a nurse. You know how to sterilize sheets, and carpet, and everything else it could have touched!
Jack: big baby.
Miko: it attracted the largest fuck off spider I'd ever seen in my life. I could have ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฅ.
Jack: proving me right
Raf, opening office door with his shoulder. Hands occupied with laptop: to be fair, it was a really big spider. Even though it was technically a tarantula.
Miko: I looked away for barely a second and it was gone. Did not sleep for days.
Raf: oh, it hid under your dresser
Miko:
Miko: how do you know that
Raf: camera
Jack: Raf
Jack: Raf what have we said about bugging our rooms
Raf: ask first
Miko: did you kill it.
Raf:
Miko: did you kill the spider.
Raf: tarantulas are harmless to humans, so I caught it, and then released it outside of Jasper
Miko: ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐ง๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ
Jack: no we're not done with the camera thing. Raf you have to tell us when you do that, and where they are.
Raf: sorry Jack, I'll give you the list when we get back
Jack: thank you.
Jack: Now what did you find on the computers
Raf: six more locations and a ton of names!