Orion: This is…

Y/n*angry squeak*

Orion: The sonorous war cry of a very angry ooman…

Y/n*angy squeak with a teary red face*

D 16*picking You up from the floor and showing you off to others*Ferocious…

Y/n*pouts at them and does the war cry squeaks*

Miners*All cooed and awed are you, poking your cheeks and giggling when you bit their servos, never really hurting them*

B 127 reaction:

(Spoilers...kinda)

Miko: *carrying shovel

Raf: *pushing wheelbarrow with an ominous looking trash bag in it

Breakdown: *following politely behind them

Jack:

Jack: do I ask?

Miko: do you wanna know?

Jack: not really no, but I like to be aware of what exactly I'm complicit in before going on with my day

Raf: we killed Silas

Jack: well that explains Breakdown then

Breakdown: *nods respectfully

Miko: we're about to go hide his body

Jack: how'd you even find him?

Raf: so first I needed to get into this government database called-

Jack: never mind I figured it out

Miko: anyway, wanna help hide a grown man's body?

Jack:

Raf: it's good cardio

Jack:

Jack: fine, but is Breakdown helping too or?

Breakdown: I pledged loyalty to the smallest brown one

Miko, whispering to Jack: Raf helped him waterboard Silas while he was still alive

Jack: No.

Miko ignoring him: If Primes are mini Primuses then Megatron who is now the Unicron equivalent of a prime he's technically also a mini Unicron.

Jack: I don't like where this is going.

Miko: And as humans are also technically creations of Unicron then by basic logic Megatron is humanity's father.

Jack: If you start calling Megatron dad I will kill you before he does.

Raf: Primes are actually brothers by human standards so Megatron would be more like an uncle instead.

Tarantulas: That will never happen. In fact, you just lost "Tarantulas" privileges. From now on, you can call me "Doctor" or "hey you".

Jazz: Come on, Tarantulas.

Tarantulas:

TFA Megatron: And what would that be, little Prime?

TFA Optimus: Y’know, being tied up down here and breaking out.

TFA Optimus: Usually it involves biting your spike off in the process.