Dreadwing did not, in fact, understand the assignment.
Megatron is ringmaster of a clown circus and only Soundwave went to a professional clown college.
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Dreadwing did not, in fact, understand the assignment.
Megatron is ringmaster of a clown circus and only Soundwave went to a professional clown college.
May need to click on the image for better resolution.
Joke workshopped with @krazycat6167

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Transformers prime decepticons as birds (ignore that two of them can’t canonically fly ok)
"You Command No One, Deserter!"
Good god I miss Dreadwing sm I yearn for him 😞
DO NOT STEAL, TRACE, CLAIM, COPY OR ANYTHING THAT WOULD BE AN EXAMPLE OF PLAGIARISM!
mmmm the intimacy of hand holding between bots and humans
tbh idc about Optimus’s gay ass I just want Dreadwing 🤤

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MTMTE Incorrect quotes#19 Scraplets
I just want Reader to adopt a scraplet. The scraplet agency found you and delivered you a baby scraplet
Y/n*Picking the tiny buggy-eyed tiny alien, tickling its chin as it purrs at your affection*Look at you~
Y/n: She’s coming with us!?~
Fowler: No, she’s not.
Y/n*Holding hercheek to cheek with an excited grin*Oh, yes, she is~
Fowler: Fuck, no.
Y/n: Oh, yes.
I’ve been watching these “head and back scratching asmr” videos on TikTok recently. Putting me RIGHT to sleep. But I was wondering how bots would react to their humans being touch starved af instead of themselves. Maybe the bot is playing with their humans hair when mass displaced and their human just falls asleep ridiculously fast.
Aww, cute!
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TFP Dreadwing x Reader
• Glancing down as you wiggle where you’re stretched out on top of him as he lays on his back mass displaced and head turned to watch the human movie he’d put on for you, he hadn’t really expected you to drag your pillows and blankets up on him. To nest on top of him after mumbling that his habsuite is cold. And now he’s afraid to move because you might find somewhere else to lay if he does. Are all humans like this? Warm and trusting? Or just you? Would you do this with any Cybertronian or just him? Wants to think you wouldn’t trust just anyone to watch over you.