#tfp shockwave

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Y/n*Is lying on the floor, starfish spread* A human head remains conscious for around 20 seconds after being decapitated...

Bumblebee*Who was playing Mario Kart beside you just freezes and an array of beeps and chirps a heard*!?!-

Raf*Nods at that, is playing beside Bee*Yeah, Also, When humans are starving for a prolonged time, the human stomach can actually EAT itself

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Y/n: Male platypus has half-inch poisonous spurs located on the inner side of the back ankle. Scientists believe that males use these spurs to compete with rivals during the breeding season. A kick from one of these bad boys is potent enough to kill small animals and cause intense pain in humans...

Bulkhead: B-but it seems friend-shaped...

Y/n*Pats his helm and kisses it*Oh boy, you are not ready to know about otter's truth of male otters...

Bulkhead: NO, NOT THE OTTERS!?-

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Y/n*Sitting on the floor looking up at the wall*Hey Doc...if you try to fail...but end up succeeding...which did you actually do?

Ratchet*Jumps and turns around, Poking his head out through the washrack curtain*Y/N IM IN THE SHOWER!?-GET OUTTA HERE!?

Y/n*Not even flinching, and holding washcloths* Can I join you in and give you a back scrub?

Ratchet: Get your human aft in here

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Y/n*Is in a giant birdcafe*The Egyptians believed, the most significant thing you could do in your life... was DIE

Megatron*Who Kidnapped you, and just stared at you with a raised "brow"*I think we got a defective human...

Shockwave & Soundwave:....

Y/n*Looks at Megatron*You look like a metal shark...I like sharks- OH, did you know Baby sharks eat their siblings inside the womb of their mommy shark!... Actually, humans that too tho only with twin cases if the twin dies inside the mother

Megatron & Soundwave*Both their shoulders raise up like a flinch*...

Shockwave: Humans are...more interesting than first thought. All that they stated seems to be true

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Y/n*Is on soundwaves desk, watching him work, your leg chained to the wall*You like elephants, don't you...

Soundwave:....

Y/n: Don't try to hide it, your pretty bird of death spilled the beans. Did you know Humans and Elephants are the only ones in the animal kingdom to have chins? Not even gorillas or chimpanzees have one...

Soundwave*Was enraged Lazerbeak seems to humoir you, but then his head tilted to imagine the cuteness of elephants and now you being similar*Statement: Fact seems to be...true

Y/n: Oh, also Elephant, so matter if they're adults ot babies...think humans are cute-...go on see videos on youtube!

Soundwave:...

-Five minutes later-

Starscream*Coming into Soundwave's workplace*Soundwave, The autobots are requesting-...

Soundwave, Lazerbeak, you, and even...some vehicons are on the youtube watching a compilation of cute animal videos

Y/n: Where putting cat videos next, wanna join us?...

Starscream:...