#tfp predaking

Commission for @emperor-kumquat ‘s Mercy!

pov: you come out to a fruit basket

Y/n: Did you know that sea slugs fences with their pennies to impregnate the loser?

Airachnid*Who is subjected to a chair holding her down, just looking at you with disgust*...

Megatron*Who was enjoying you torturing airachnid to keep her in check...even if you didn't know it was torture*Tell her about the spiders, Pet~

Y/n: Oh, so you're a spider, right? I found out you guys do have babies...so did you know some female spiders when they give birth, they LET their Young eat them alive, called matriphagy. Some spider species, like velvet spiders (Stegodyphus), allow their young to eat them as a final, sacrificial meal to provide crucial nutrients!

Y/n: So, like If you have offsprings there may be a chance that even if you don't want to, your spider mama instincts will make you sacrifice yourself to your babies!

Airachnid*Actually looks offended but then proceeds to think about it and almost throws up in her intake*URHP!

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Y/n*Is somehow in Shockwaves lab, sitting in front of Predaking, who is already used to your presence* Did you know that some male penguins offer smooth stones to females as a sign of commitment to build a nest!

Predaking*Is in his dragon mode, has his optics close,d but he knows you know he is awake*"Is this this tiny thing attempting to let me know how to court them?"

Y/n*Is still going off about how male penguins are*-male penguins, especially Emperor Penguins, are famous for incubating eggs, balancing them on their feet under a warm brood pouch for months without eating!

Predaking*Makes note to self, once he is set free, he will bring you the shiniest rocks, his tail wraps itself on your ribs and brings you to lie on him*

Shockwave*Came back to find you two nesting together*Fascinating...

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Y/n*Staring at Starscream*...do they know about this? One time, a chicken was alive without a head for a bit?

Starscream: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME SAYING THAT!?

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Y/n*Was saving Smokescreen from Knockout, but is now being carried by him to meet with the Autobots once again*Hey, did you Human Bodies give off a tiny amount of light that’s too weak for the eye to see...can you see it? i been too shy to ask that to the serious Autobots and cons

Smokescreen: Well, sorta? i can see you have stripes on your skin...woooah!you can see them!-I thought you were courting me!

Part 1/Part 3

Special shoutouts for this part to:@witherlove and @aurox031

1st being my monthly (yes, monthly ugh) migraines being worse than normal, with horrible nausea.

2nd was food poisoning (bad food) with more nausea.

3rd was kidney stones (still got one in me that needs to pass Jesus)

sorry for the details, but it's just been ROUGH AF.

Can I have- if at all possible, I know your inbox is full past the brim- something Soft!AU with my fav dragon king, plz? Predaking would be amazing at making his human feel better if they went through this Shiz I bet.

Oh, no-I hope you’re feeling better, because that sounds really rough 🔞 🌶️

Soft Pt 4

TFP Predaking x Reader

• Hunt? Claimed? Something is definitely getting lost in translation and it makes you jittery. He’s rumbling nonstop as he adjusts you in his arms and you’re pretty sure you weigh absolutely nothing to him. Can’t stop staring at the strong lines of his face, trying to reconcile this him with the horror fuel, alien dragon. He’s kind of handsome without the mandibles and sharp denta. And those yellow optics flick down to you like he can feel your stare to make you flush and look away guiltily.