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Hi! Would I be able dub some of your work? SW comics mainly, ill make sure to credit and i never use AI! :)

Go for it 👍

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Bowser is very proud.

#references are life #humor #digital art #comic #fanart #fan comic #super mario bros #super mario galaxy #super mario galaxy movie spoilers #light spoilers #super mario #bowser junior #bowser jr #bowser #mario movie #mario bros #mario

Person 1: Should I take you to a hospital?

Person2: Hospital? Where we’re going, we don’t need hospitals.

Person 1: And where’s that?

Person 2: The morgue

#humor #jokes #skit #funny #at least i think i'm funny #hospital

Mario: Jr! Your father wouldn’t have wanted this!

Jr: What are you talkin’ about? Dad and I literally planned this together!

Bowser’s skull on the sidelines: You’re doing great, son!

Jr: Thanks, Dad!

Mario: Well, I never claimed that lying was my strong suit.

#humor #super mario #super mario bros #mario #mario movie #Slight spoilers #Spoilers #bowser #bowser jr #bowser junior #nintendo #super mario galaxy

Listening to Grandpappy's War Stories

#references are life #humor #digital art #comic #fanart #fan comic #star wars #the bad batch #clone force 99 #tbb crosshair #star wars clone wars #tbb echo #tbb omega #the clone wars #arc trooper echo #Perspective is mine to do with as I please!#<- translation: I'm lazy #Crosshairs is trying to save this situation the best way he knows how: sarcasm

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Faded Memories and Bitter Partings.

Even as a child, Hunter had luscious locks.

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Incomplete and Bittersweet Reunions.

Suspicious women: Oh, we’d be delighted to have a Buddhist Monk like you for dinner!

Tripitaka, nervous: Heh, heh, As a guest, right?

Suspicious Women: ☺️

Tripitaka: AS A GUEST, RIGHT?!

Suspicious Women Demons in Disguise: ☺️ 🔪

#humor #journey to the west #jttw tripitaka #jttw #tripitaka

Pippin: Gandalf.

Gandalf, wearily: Yes, Pippin?

Pippin: Why don’t we use eagles to get to Mordor, like the ones in Bilbo’s stories? Would certainly save us a trip.

Gandalf, explodes: One does not fly into Mordor, eagles screeching, and expect things to go well!!!

#pippin took #lord of the rings #lotr #humor #gandalf #gandalf the grey #hobbits #lotr fotr #the lord of the rings #I write faster than I can draw #One day I’ll make this into a comic #One day

Tripitaka: Bodhisattva Guanyin, please send me a disciple. The kindest disciple you have.

Sun Wukong: *Maniacal laughter*

Tripitaka: I, uh, meant a non-violent disciple.

Ao Lie the Dragon Horse : *Maniacal laughter*

Tripitaka: Maybe someone with a modicum of restraint?

Pigsy: *Maniacal laughter*

Tripitaka: ….

Sandy: *Maniacal laughter*

#Humor #jttw #journey to the west #jttw sun wukong #jttw tripitaka #Incorrect quotes #jttw ao lie #jttw pigsy #jttw sandy

“If you’re dead inside and you know it, clap your hands.”

And that’s how they located the vampire.

#humor #Joke #vampires #vampire #vampire humor

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He’s their problem now.

[comic was requested by anonymous and workshopped with @krazycat6167]

#references are life #I still hate drawing backgrounds #Can you tell?#humor #digital art #comic #fanart #fan comic #star wars #the bad batch #clone force 99 #tbb echo #arc trooper echo #crosshair tbb #the bad batch tech #tech #Let the man infodump!

The passing down of sacred knowledge, ft. Crosshair as the emotional support grouch.

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The Frat Boy Days: Mornings

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Tooka believes, a mug of hot chocolate would be more efficient than caf ^w^

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When Thorin’s Company arrives at Bag End, there is no flustered hobbit to greet them. In fact, there is no Bilbo Baggins to be found anywhere in Bag End. But Gandalf swears he had talked to the hobbit that morning. Where on Middle Earth is Bilbo?

#references are life #humor #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorins company #the hobbit thorin #thorin oakenshield #gandalf the grey #gandalf #fanfiction recommendation #fanfic rec #fanfiction #fanfic writing #fanfic #ao3 fanfic #the hobbit fanfic rec #the hobbit movies #the hobbit bofur #dwalin

The Frat Boy Days: Mornings

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If classical philosophers had social media…

Plato on a video reel: Let me tell you the nature of man. Man is a-.

[Stitch incoming….]

Diogenes: Let me show you Plato’s man!

[Diomedes cackles while holding up a a featherless chicken that’s flapping like crazy. It’s chaos.]

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Diogenes’s response-to-the-comment-section video: Alright, you ingrates, let me clarify something.

[Holds up the featherless chicken]

Diomedes: This is Pebbles. She is a rescue. And is living a full life. Which is more than I can say for all of you watching.

#humor #Plato #diogenes #classical philosophy #modern au #That tag makes me laugh every time #philosophy #social media #chicken #Platos man

If classical philosophers had social media…

Plato on a video reel: Let me tell you the nature of man. Man is a-.

[Stitch incoming….]

Diogenes: Let me show you Plato’s man!

[Diomedes cackles while holding up a a featherless chicken that’s flapping like crazy. It’s chaos.]

#humor #plato #diogenes #philosophy #classical philosophy #Platos man #Script #writing #historical fiction #Just for kicks and giggles here:#modern au #*wheeze*

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