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Name: Suzanne

Nicknames: Suz

Sun Sign: Libra

Gender: Female

Height: 5 ft 2 in

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Hogwarts House:  Um, Griffindor?

Favorite Color: Lavender

Current Time: 3:02 AM

Average Hours of Sleep: 7.5

Lucky Number: 7, 13

Last Googled: Episodes of the television show So Weird

My Blankets:  A green blanket, a blue comforter.

Favorite Artists (Right now):  Currently, a lot of classic rock... late 70′s and early 80′s.

Dream Trip: Ireland

Dream Job:  Becoming a writer.

When Was This Blog Made: December ‘09.

Follower Count: 548

Post:  Depends on the week... sometimes it’s every day, sometimes it’s spaced out to a few times a week

Active Followers: Um, I don’t know... sure?

When Did Your Blog Reach Its Peak: lol

Why Did You Get On Tumblr: I needed a space to write down what is in my heart.

Do You Get Asks on a Daily Basis: No.

Name:  Whatever strikes your fancy, LOLJK, hey, I'm Suzanne.

Time and date of current moment:  2:35 am 1/3/2015

Average hours of sleep:  Between 8-12. Fuck you PCOS.

Last thing I googled: Season 16 Law & Order: SVU 

Nicknames: Suz, Q, Pie, Sue, Snail

Birthday: October 12th

Gender:  Vageen

Sexual Orientation:  Peen

Height:  5’ 2”

Favorite Color:  Pink

One place that makes me happy:  Barnes & Noble

How many blankets I sleep under:  2 because fuck you winter.

Favorite movie:  Garden State

Know what's more boring than watching people play Rock Band? Watching people who are watching people play Rock Band. Kill me. @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 64

Hallmark needs to make a 'Sorry I put it in the wrong hole' card. @sarkastickunt (ms. diagnosed) – 59

The problem with marriage counseling is that it isn't specific to my wife's shortcomings. @awryone (Josh Donoghue) – 59

Many know the story of Peter the Pumpkin Eater but few have heard the sad tale of his sexually deviant brother, Walter the Melon Baller. @MrBigFists (Jonathan Sloan) – 53

That cauldron of Halloween candy has been undressing me with its eyes from across the room all night. Come here you. @thedayhascome (Josh Hopkins) – 52

Turns out Jim's Dance of Love is mostly just him dry humping me while I wear a dour expression and wash dishes. @CcSteff (Stephanie) – 50

My wrestling name would be "City Hall." Because you can't fight city hall. And also because all the other good names are kinda taken. @aedison (Avery Edison) – 45

Going costume shopping for the kids because they vetoed my suggestion that they go as grubby, sticky fingered, little life ruiners. @sarkastickunt (ms. diagnosed) – 45

I'm celebrating Mother-in-law Day by judging you and not shaving my upper lip. @thedayhascome (Josh Hopkins) – 44

Discovering condoms have expiration dates was disappointing on multiple levels. @donchiefnerd (Don Henry) – 42

The term "football widow" is inaccurate because if I was dead, I wouldn't be asking to be brought a beer! HAHA, just kidding honey. Honey? @CranberryPerson (N/A) – 42

When @sween follows someone who follows someone ... who follows someone who follows you. Six degrees of Canadian Bacon. @EightBitsShort (Unavailable) – 41

You show me someone who believes capitalism will fail & I'll show you someone who has never seen a leopard print Snuggie commercial. @OverlandParker (Michael Pierce) – 40

We got a cat for the Twitter material but this one's not funny, so we're having it put to sleep. @rsmallbone (rsmallbone) – 38

Accidentally stumbled upon the doll-parts aisle at the craft store; I've never felt so relieved to not be high. @antichrista (Karate Khrista) – 37

God created Man in His own image so He could watch Himself masturbate. @jasonpermenter (Jason Permenter) – 36

My favorite thing about camping is getting my wife to admit that she poops. @InSoOutSo (insooutso) – 35

Checking into a room at HoJo’s with your Mom. ‘Cause damn it, YOU NEVER LEAVE! @navanax (50% More Slime) – 35

My girlfriend claims to be Italian but I'm skeptical since every time I say fellatio, she just gives me confused look. @roughdiction (RoughDiction) – 34