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Clint: So, uh, anyone wanna talk about what just happened?

Sam: Nope. Absolutely not.

Peter: Can we all agree to never speak of it again?

Tony: *wiping his brow* I’m with the kid.

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Hydra!Peter

Steve: Wait, Hydra made you?

Peter: Yup. Spider powers and all.

Sam: Why aren’t you more messed up?

Steve: Sam!

Peter: I eat a lot of pizza. Helps balance things out.

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Sam: I am an expert at identifying birds. I'm THE Falcon.

Bucky: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Sam: Yeah, they're all birds.

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Y/n: I did not sleep a wink last night

Sam: You know what they say? If you can't sleep, it's because someone is thinking about you

Y/n: Ha! Who would be thinking about me at 3 in the morning?

Bucky: *starts panicking*

Bucky: Do you or do you not still have me saved as "Jesus took my wheel" in your phone??

Sam:

Sam: Your hair looks amazing today.

Bucky: Answer the question.

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Bucky: Exploring gender is such a mindfuck. its like therapy. i'm girlbossing and mansplaining and girl powering my way through life with a side of manslaughter and its incredible.

Sam: ...

Sam: please tell me you're still going to actual therapy.

Clint: did you say manslaughter?