Your dad had always been a fine specimen. Broad shoulders, thick pecs, bulging biceps. You know, the whole package. He was afforded such a body out of an active lifestyle and dedication to carpentry. That luxury, however, came crashing down when he reached retirement. The decades he spent lifting lumber, hauling toolboxes, and hammering plywood were quickly lost to lazing on his fat ass.
The effects of this shift were swift. His shoulders, while still broad, softened to extra heft. The taut muscle of his pecs filled and sagged under fresh fat. His arms, once meaty with sculpted muscle, now grew meatier as his frame swelled. And, worst yet, his toned "working-man waist" fell to a hanging gut.
Looking at him now, you can't help but snicker at the absurdity of his stance. Your old man still flaunts his waist like "the good ol' days". But he's far past that now. You just hope he stays oblivious enough to keep up the good show."