#marvel incorrect

Peter: Scars, bruises, 120 broken bones, boogers in my mask and new enemies... Maybe?

Miles: .... Well that's one way of... You know? Celebrating Christmas?

Peter: Oh and I forgot... [Showing Miles a video of J. Jonah Jameson]

J.J.J: TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND AS USUAL THIS SPIDER-MENACE MUST BE OUT THERE RUINING EVERYONE'S HAPPINESS! AND THEY SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS?! HOW CAN WE HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS WHEN THAT MENACE IS RUINING-

Miles: .....

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Hela: Are you crying? It's o-

steve: *looking up from a tablet* uh…what?

tony: *realising that they are in the presence of one of the last few people in the WORLD that has zero context or idea about THAT BIT in Star Wars, vibrating rapidly and on the cusp of exploding as his eyes light up* no one. say. A thingmrg.

banner: what? what is it?

nat: *smiling manically* he doesn’t get it. he hasn’t seen it.

y/n: *GASPS as if someone has died*

Child Thor : And what do we say now ?

Child Loki : kneel.

Child Thor : no we say 'thank you'.

Tony: Morgan, no, you can’t come with me when I’m on a mission.

Morgan: and why not, I’m old enough!

Tony: For one, you’re four.

Morgan: …well I can count to ten!

Y/n: I need it [ points ]

Wanda: But it's my breasts, what do you need it for?

Zemo definitely saw Sharon take on Bucky in Civil War.