#incorrect clint barton

Clint: Got it. When is it happening, why and what else.

Peter: Tomorrow, failed physics for the first time and don't let Mr Rogers speak too, he'll cry.

Clint: Alright. Apple juice?

Natasha : so like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger!

Clint : yeah, why don't we have those?!

Steve : they are called theme parks.

Clint: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Steve, being righteous or smth: If you kill a killer, the total number of killers remain the same.

Bucky, mouth full of cereal: Kill 2.

Clint, coming out of the vents: Not if you were already a killer.

Natasha, bored: Then just kill yourself.

Bonus:

Steve, face palms: oh my god! That’s not the point.

Clint: Nat’s in the kitchen

Wanda: *blushing* No! My black top, with the frilly sleeves!

Sam: oh, Y/n is in her garden.

Wanda: Never mind! Just forget it! *storms off*

Y/n: *walks in wearing Wanda’s shirt* What happened?

Natasha whispered: Don't act like you're not going to end the night moaning to her praises

Clint: (holding up his constantly vibrating phone) I know

Nat: How's Bishop taking it?

Clint: (sighs and reads from his phone in a monotonous voice) She cut her hair, Clint she just cut her hair. She didn't even say anything, she just did it. Oh my god. She is so hot. She's hotter now. Almost too hot. How did I manage to convince her to date me? She is way too good looking, it should be a crime. Is it a crime?

Nat: Oh so-

Clint: (continuing) She's already got the perfect style figured out too. I'm dizzy, can you get dizzy from this? Because I am. Oh my god, I can't look at her without blushing.

Clint: (flashing the screen) Then she sent a bunch of gifs of people screaming

Nat: (nods, holding up her phone) Yelena texted me

Clint: What did she say?

Nat: (reading from the phone) My new hair has made Kate Bishop go brain stupid. It is very funny, you should come see her.

They share a look before shrugging and getting off the couch

Clint: It's been a slow day anyway

Clint: Hey! Nice to meet ya!

Steve: Hey, so your Tony's intern?

Nat: You must be pretty smart then

Peter: mhm

Tony: okay, that's enough, kids kinda shy. We're gonna go down to the lab now

Sam: bye mini stark!

Bruce: I guess the kid's really shy then. He didn't even go crazy about meeting Captain America

Bucky: Yeah, must be real shy to not care you've just fulfilled every kids dream

Clint: honestly, I'm offended

Nat: Clint, shut up, it's probably just scary meeting us all at once