Incorrect Avengers Quotes

Tony: *without hesitation* A clubhouse, obviously. And you?

Peter: I’d probably be a peanut butter and jelly.

Loki: Because, brother, you make it so easy.

Thor: I will never understand you.

Bucky: I… read?

Peter: *excitedly* You read comics?

Bucky: No. Actual books.

Bucky: *staring at the ground* Sometimes, I don’t even know what okay feels like anymore.

Shuri: *shrugging* You needed an upgrade. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.

T’Challa: I liked my old clothes…

Steve: I’m trying to keep you safe.

Tony: Oh, great! And here I was thinking we should just sit here and wait for the explosion.

Steve: *gritting his teeth* Tony—

Tony: *deadpan* Neither of you. You’re both equally insufferable.

Peter: That means me!

Harley: Nope, he means me. I’m way more insufferable.

Harley: It’s part of an experiment.

Peter: *confused* An experiment involving… toast?

Rhodey: *grinning* Motivation. Every time I see it, I remember not to do the dumb stuff you do.

Tony: Why would I be mad?

Harley: I messed up. Big time. I thought... you'd leave me.

Steve: Like what?

Bucky: Like you’re scared I’ll disappear again.

Bucky: You don’t want to know.

Clint: Now I really want to know.

Bucky: *sighing* I once stole a cake. Just to steal it. No reason. Just a cake.

Tony: Kid, you don’t have to apologize every time something goes wrong. You’re not perfect. None of us are.

Peter: *quietly* I just… I don’t want to disappoint you.

Tony: ... I saw something in you. Something special.

Peter: *quietly* What if I don’t live up to it?

Tony: Don’t— *button gets pressed, alarms start blaring* …push it.

Clint: *innocently* My bad.