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Tony: Yes, honey?

Morgan: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Tony:

Bucky: No.

Bucky: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Bucky: I'm aware of that.

Sam: But then you and I spent some time together.

Bucky: Uh-huh?

Bucky: You know I'm allergic.

Tony: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Peter: No, don’t worry, just listen to it later.

*later*

Tony: *presses play*

Peter: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Sam: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Tony: I'm sorry, wHat?

Peter: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Tony: Why? It was important.

Nat: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".

Steve: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.

Sam: Oh, c'mon. We're not children.

*Steve leaves*

Sam, casually: Eat shit and die.

Sam: Bucky is the scariest thing I could think of.