#important af

I'm no longer bending myself out of shape to fit into someone else's mold.

I've been selfless for far too long in this selfish world.. and it just left me out in the cold.

to my dad:

-that’s some.. ✨spicy✨ depression u got there

-*in response to “im looking for something straight”* u sure u got the right person for that??

-what the mcfudge-nuggets is a city tiddy and why does that name exist

-if i ask to borrow something, first of all I’m not asking, and second of all it’s not borrowing, cuz ur never getting it back

-*ahem* holy hexagon i thought u were a good driver what was that??

-that wasnt very gucci flipflops of you! u mad bro???

-father i require the cotton things^ from the big magic box*. the blood monster• hath returned. (^pads, *store, •period)

-i did a thing that i did not need to do which means that the other thing that i do need to do has not been thinged however i would like to do another thing so i will do that thing and continue to not do the original thing that needs to be thinged.

to my brothers:

-what the mcfuck is up you mcfucking whore

-add me back bitch

-*in response to “ur younger than me don’t ‘awe’ me”* id advise u to not get your hopes up

-one day im gonna get married to a tree for tax benefits and im gonna forcefully make you my maid of honor 💕

-u gucci????????

-i dont think dad made a very good choice in leaving the two of us home alone...

(my brother and i are the problem children and if i weren’t so good at covering tracks we both would probably be grounded for life.)

-are you stupid? like,, are you actually stupid??? That is the worst idea ever so obviously we are going to do it but know that you are a fucking idiot

-*somehow becomes my little brother’s official curser????*

(like he’ll be singing a song that i know and just before he gets to the part that says the f word he cuts off and looks to me and I’ll say ‘FUCK’ for him)

to my sisters:

-i know you’re straight and dont like girls but im bi and we have almost nothing in common and we need something to talk about so we’re gonna act like stereotypical high school girls and talk about boys all night.

-is this what being a >white< teenager is like??? We get to legally do illegal things because no one actually gives enough fucks to reprimand us for things that endanger both us and those around us????

-i think I’ll have another existential crisis, that sounds nice right now.

-jesus christ i think I’m normal now... that’s disgusting someone come drop me on my head again, i need another 14 years of trauma induced weird habits that freak my family out but impress my online friends

-jesus fucking christ i think I’ve fallen in love with more inanimate objects this is becoming an obsession do i need a doctor

to my friends:

-it gets ✨spicy✨

-Hello I See That You Have Followed Me And I Would Like To Ask If You Are Alright

-im in the middle of a pickup line battle with my friend and hes beating me 😭😭

-still got the pronouns right bitch (used they/them)

-okay i have ten bad ideas you have to fucking elaborate

-besides i wanna fight kids about whether cereal is soup

-DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS -yes- for some reason I don’t believe you

-I Mean My Father Just Pulled A Batman And Adopted Someone Because They Have My Brother’s Old Number

-i have been murdered -oh no- no it’s great life has no meaning anyways

-i defied the laws of physics *i just took a picture*

-do u wanna homo today

-oh good job on sleeping

-good night my yes homo bro

-jake peralta killed me T-T

-hey jay can i have a kiss? .. no homo tho

-hey wally u want in on the homo?

-jay come over here we need to homo

-*starts fake-dating someone that is literally named ketchup after fake-dramatically breaking up with s/o*

-As you can see, my detective skills are far superior to all of you.

-jay stop following me I’m breaking up with u

-As Drake would say, Peace in, you fucks.

-*brother dies* Ah. Peace has come to me once more.

-Did you have to kill him? Was my grandfather not enough for you?

-you murder-whore

-this is why i love you, you don’t discourage my homicidal tendencies

-hello i exist. I am not okay with it

-are you telling me not to stab someone right now because first of all how did you know and second of all why not

-fOUR DAYS_ that’s longer than I’ve been alive!!

-I’m gonna gay

-i just watched the music video for bang bang and no one can convince me that anyone in that video is heterosexual

-im a fucking narwhal

-they exist. I am legally required to pull a batman

-yA KNOW WHY HANDS ARE SO FUCKING SEXY TO ME?? I CANT DRAW THEM. AND I AM IN CRISIS

-why the frick frack knick knack slip slap mc mac and cheese are you so bad at taking care of yourself

-so anyways merry crisis eve eve

-and then i checked and was sorely disappointed that i dont annoy you but aNYWAYS

-*ostrich noises intensify*

-excuse me since when the fuck do i have a life

-*t-poses* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

-even pieces of trash need to breath tho so stop making me wheeze pls

-my dude i have nOODLE ARMS_ why do u think I’m noodle jr

We obviously all know it's super important for us to avoid interaction with any regressíon blogs! Well one of the easiest ways we can do this is by filtering tags!

On the tumblr app (not sure about desktop), if you go to Settings⚙ > Account Settings > Filtering you can block tags. This feature is honestly one of my faves of tumblr for one very specific reason: It shows you tags on deactivated blogs too! If there was a tag for agėre on a post from a dead blog, and I have #agėre blocked (the real tag of course) then I immediately know as soon as that post shows up in my dash!

Not filtering tags is a surefire way for ppl to see your kink blog and assume you either don't know or don't care to avoid sharing content from regressíon communities. When "re" content starts to circulate around the CG/L community, it makes us all look like we don't respect the boundaries they have in place. If we want them to respect our space, we need to be respecting theirs. Always.

Of course there's a lot more than just the agėre tag to block, but that and cglrė are the main problematic ones I see in my dash. Let's do a little (pun fully intended) more to protect not only our own community from looking like we're lazy or disrespectful, but the "re" communities from having any adults interacting with their content, tags, etc. Plus remember, even if a blog is abandoned/deactivated, that doesn't mean the tags are suddenly gone! Interacting with those posts will likely still affect things like your recommended tags, recommended blogs, and even potentially put your CG/L content in their space.

Please, let's work hard together to be the responsible and safe community we claim to be.

Have i ever told yall how much i love and adore Asra???

(Dis came from a paid scene so don’t be suprised)

yEeEeKkkK1!1!

....... mYyY HeaRT Mah SoOuLlLl (this gif has a lack of hearts tho)

Thus

beast's very sad spoilers view at your own risk

Dazai begins to speak of The Book that can change what is written into reality. However, strictly speaking, The Book doesn’t quite do that. It is at the core of this universe, and in its core are countless parallel universes folded into its pages. If anything is written into its pages, that parallel universe will be called out, and it will replace reality.

In other words, this world is only one of many parallel universes contained within the pages of The Book.

Even so, this world has its own integrity and The Book at the center of it, which is what several overseas organisations will be aiming for soon. The only reason Dazai knows this is because his Ability is nullification, and he has successfully retrieved the memories from his “outside” self. Atsushi and Akutagawa have to protect this world’s Book from the organisations, because if anything is written in it, this world itself will cease to exist.

Dazai is standing near the edge of the rooftop, and when Atsushi tells him in a trembling voice to step away from it, Dazai advises them to not tell anyone else about The Book. For when three people or more know about its truth, the stability of the world is compromised, and the possibility of this world ceasing to exist even without using The Book becomes higher.

Atsushi then understands what Dazai means, about it being dangerous to have three people or more know. Akutagawa asks why he is so obsessed with preserving this world.

“This is the only world where he lives and writes a novel. I can’t let a world like that disappear.”

As though in invitation, the wind strengthened.

Dazai’s body tilted towards the back.

“Ahh, ahh, ahh,” Dazai said, closing his eyes and smiling as though he was seeing a dream. “This has finally arrived. The moment I’ve been waiting for. I look forward to it, truly……but, I have one regret. That I can’t read the novel he will one day complete. I regret that a little, now.”

Dazai’s body goes over the ledge, and from the rooftop, they cannot hear the sound of impact.

I'm honestly a little embarrassed that I'm just now coming to these conclusions considering how simple they are, but I seem to have a tendency to do that.

Two things have bothered me for awhile: the obsession over lost opportunities and the need for someone to be there for me at all times. Now, in mundane life, these are pretty ridiculous desires. They obviously can't be fulfilled because they're not plausible in the first place. Thankfully these things don't control me.