Beast!Akutagawa in canon world and Dazai realizing he can annoy this Akutagawa like he does Chuuya and Kunikida and the others, because this Akutagawa doesn't like him.
B!Akutagawa: You're literally the most arrogant man I've ever met.
C!Dazai: Aww, you used to love that about me.
B!Akutagawa, shuddering: What the fuck are you talking about, stay away from me, you freak.
C!Dazai: No can do! I'm helping you go back to your world, remember? Maybe you should thank me...
B!Akutagawa: Over my cold, dead body am I thanking you for anything.
C!Dazai: Why not? I have feelings, you know. Are you trying to hurt my feelings, Akutagawa-kun?
B!Akutagawa: You have something for sure in that hollowed cavity where your heart should be, but it's not feelings.
C!Dazai: Ah, Akutagawa-kun is so mean! You should really respect your elders.
B!Akutagawa: The fact that I'm not stabbing you is all the respect you're getting from me.
C!Dazai: Alas! I plan to die by committing suicide with a beautiful woman! Though I would settle for simply someone beautiful...Akutagawa-kun, would you be so kind as to—
B!Akutagawa: Wha— No!!














