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Lance:*finger guns*
Keith:

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How the Paladins do Christmas
Pidge: The Grinch who tried to Christmas
Is technically the first one up cuz they never went to sleep.
Has about ten papercuts from trying to wrap gifts.
Ends up with a mountain of gifts and won’t stop raving about everything.
“Pidge, we get you’re excited but it’s been three hours.” “Go away, do you know how much I’ve been wanting this? It can-”
Ends up falling asleep surrounded by their stuff.
Hunk: The literal Santa.
Spent too much on everyone’s presents but doesn’t care.
Also baked everyone their favorite pastries just because he could.
“I have peanut butter cookies for Pidge, and for Shiro, I have that black dark chocolate cake, and-”
Encourages everyone to dEStRoY the wrapping paper and leave nothing intact.
Always turns red and gets flustered when he has to open a gift himself.
Shiro: The Dad Patrol.
Is on his fifth cup of coffee and just wants to go back to bed for the next week.
Jumps on everyone for not keeping the wrapping paper in the trash bag.
“THROW THE TRASH AWAY OR I’LL STOP THE REST OF CHRISTMAS FROM HAPPENING.”
Receives roughly ten boxes of chocolate from everyone and a “World’s Best Space Dad” mug from “Santa.”
Ends up making pancakes for Christmas dinner for everyone because he’s too tired to cut up the ham/turkey.
Allura: No Budget Buyer
Has given everyone a brand new electronic device: tablet, iPod, etc.
Insists everyone keep their gifts and rips up the receipts in front of them
“Now you have to keep them. Merry Christmas!”
Is too happy when she is given a poorly wrapped package that contains a $15 gift card to a fast food joint.
Nearly starts crying when she hands out the cards she made and had laminated for everyone because she can’t express how happy she is.
Lance: The Enthusiast with no Limits
Started planning for Christmas the day after his birthday so that everything would be “PERFECT.”
Made everyone something knitted in addition to their store-bought gifts.
Focuses all his attention on the person who’s opening his gift to make sure he did well.
“EVERYONE SHUT UP! I think this fits you, if not I can fix that.” “Lance, how do you do this?” “I’m amazing, just like you.”
Uses the ripped up wrapping paper as snowballs and insists on throwing them at everyone only to get a gift bag put over his head.
Keith: The Nervous and Unwilling Participant.
Spent the entire month looking up what everyone might like only to panic and stress out about whether they’d actually want that before buying it anyways.
Doesn’t know how to act when he gets a present so he rips it open as fast as possible and tries not to freak out when it’s something he adores.
Gives everyone a can of silly string and forces everyone to have a fight with it before realizing it’s a pain to comb out of hair and get off clothes. He does it every year.
Nearly chokes when he realizes how expensive some gifts are and insists on returning them for something cheaper.
“I didn’t need this really, we can-” “Oops, there’s goes the receipt. It’s a gift, Keith. It’s yours, just appreciate it.”
Coran: The Camera Crew
Has been taking photos since everyone woke up and already has a vision for a page of everyone half awake in their PJs.
Forgets he has his own presents because he’s recording everyone opening theirs and is too proud of them.
Nearly cries when he’s presented with a group gift that’s a huge scrapbook with little inspirational comments everyone wrote in it.
“This is the best thing I’ve ever gotten.” “Coran do you need a tissue?” “I think the entire box might be a good idea cuz I have a feeling the old water works is gonna start acting up.”
Ends up making a fort and hiding under all the wrapping paper trash and insisting that only people with a mustache can enter his domain.
That’s all I have so far! Feel free to add on [don’t repost please] and have a Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays to those who don’t celebrate Christmas, HAVE A GREAT DAY!
keith, arguing with a garrison official: fight me!
garrison official: ha, sure. now go-
keith: [just straight up decks him]
Voltron Season 3: A Summary
keith: i drink to forget
lance: what are you trying to forget
keith: that im lactose intolerant
keith: chugs a half gallon of milk while lance screams

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Lance: Wait, you're not gay?
Keith: Last I checked, no.
Lance: Well this makes my crush on you so much more embarrassing.
Shiro: Keith… just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
Keith: Hm… no, I think I will.
lance: *bursts into room* we're running out of facial cleanser!!!
keith: ...just use soap
lance: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT WOULD DO TO MY SKIN