#vld shitpost

(except they’re somewhat based off of my own experiences)

Lance:

- tried to give himself a stick-and-poke tattoo using black gel-nail polish, and a sewing needle attached to a pen with rubber bands.

- got so scared when hunk and pidge informed him that it would probably poison and kill him.

- he was fine and the ‘tattoo’ faded..

Keith:

- shiro left a pair of scissors unattended and keith tried cutting his own hair (as he was used to while living with foster families/houses) but, he messed up horrendously by accident.

- had the world’s worst trim for a few months (baby bangs and partially bald) until it grew into the messy mullet and he has kept it that way ever since;; only occasionally trimming the edges if it gets in his eyes or too long on his neck..

hunk:

- if he’s in a room with someone else, he will sometimes hold his own breathe to hear if the other is breathing… especially if he’s sharing a room with someone during the night, he will try and stay awake for as long as possible to make sure the other person is steadily breathing in a calm and relaxed tempo (war nightmares get everyone at times)

- he falls asleep with matching their breaths at times.

pidge:

- used to be a really sore loser and couldn’t tolerate matt beating them in anything.

- with matt back, she’s just happy they get to play games together once again and doesn’t mind losing as much if it means they don’t have to lose eachother again.

- btw this doesn’t mean they will accept defeat easily. they just won’t flip the monopoly board and accuse of cheating anymore as much.

shiro:

- he went no contact with adam for months but never stopped thinking about him. wanting to reach out. he tried everything to cure himself just to try with adam again but it was always futile.

hunk:

- during the ‘space mad episode’ (season 7, episode 6), he was the last one to feel the affects and is the only reason the team survived.

shiro:

- stated in season 7, he most likely has a form of muscular dystrophy. this condition almost caused for him to be rejected from the kerberos mission.. i feel as though the series has completely missed an opportunity with that as there is only a very brief scene exploring this in a later season, and it never brought up again or eluded to in previous seasons.

lance:

- he died, or at least got very close to it during a fight. again, a very missed opportunity with the show as he was easily healed by allura and he seemed to have no noticeable injuries or trauma post that ?? the other characters seem to be completely unaware of this too ??? (save us #langst)

keith:

- i feel as though (especially in the earlier years of voltron) his entire character had been misinterpreted by the fandom and been boiled down to ‘cruel, cold and loner’. while this is quite humorous at times and does fit to a degree, he is quite an interesting character and it upsets me slightly to see him be so belittled and have his development stopped.

pidge:

- she isn’t only skilled in tech and hacking but, also with strategies and fighting. they are much more talented and skilled in other areas and i wish this was recognised more..

- also she got into the garrison illegally under a fake identity. that’s a little fact that makes me giggle at times.

allura:

because im hyperfixated on giant robotic space cats, my avatar now is officially this. censored knife, buuuuuut—-

its funny

hilarious even

lance: you don’t have any balls!!