we do it all the time.

this topic was brought up in this year's vore convention promotional material. with the convention mascot eating yogurt, that had been made from bug oc's.

While walking through a mysterious jungle, it’s because The Spies are willing to get something for The Lady in Grey. that’s when they both notice a tasty looking fruit. The two were curious and surprised by how the fruit was just sadly standing there and it had managed called them to get the fruit. They went over to get a better look at the fruit, and as white spy grabs it, Vines abruptly came out of nowhere and wrapped both Black and White spy and lifted them up into the air. The spies have no idea who, when, or why they are being caught in vines, they try to pry themselves free but the grip from the vines are too strong. The mossy ground started to cave in. And it comes to their realization that this is all a trap that they have been lured into, but more so, a giant carnivorous plant that is about the eat the spies. The plant swallowed them whole, and now Black and White are struggling to get themselves free from this monstrous plant. They even tried their hardest to push the petals that engulfed them, but these petals are not fragile like most plants, they are very strong and have a good reason for not letting the spies out. While inside of the plant, White felt something strange, more like tingling, and so does black. They both felt a tingling sensation coming up to them. And it’s coming under them. They looked down and now this is going to cost their entire lives, Green colored digestive juice beings to rise. The two begin to panic and the plant started to sink into the ground. The acid started to rise in a rapid rate, submerging the spies and the plant’s strong petals squeezed the spies. Great terror lead up to the spies, for now this had become their demise, they have nothing to do. Just for both black and white spy to be suffocated and become fully digested. They release one final breath and let the plant digest them to their death. As the plant went on getting sucked into the ground. Nobody, Not even the spies who are already dead, haven’t been noticing that the Lady in Grey was watching the plant eating Black and White alive. The Lady in Grey giggled, knowing very damn well that her plan worked all along.

After receiving a file from someone saying that there’s a monster terrorizing a suburban neighborhood in New Jersey, Blitzo, founder of I.M.P (Immediate Murder Professionals). His only main duty is find that monster and kill it, He has to go by himself to find it because Moxxie and Millie are having a date night to see the latest musical and Loona, she probably stayed at home. Blitzø uses the asmodian crystal that Stolas gave him which teleport him to a suburban town. “A-okay now all I gotta do is to slay this beast and then on outta here.” Blitzo said to himself as he then check to see the house in front of him, he notice that the door was surprisingly open and he then went inside. “God dammit I need a flashlight, Alright You Beastly Fuck, looks like we’re having company tonight.” Blitzo shouted as he wielded his gun preparing to strike this unknown creature, that’s when he check kitchen, living room, and then the garage, the small door that lead to the to garage was open. As he went inside, there was no car, just a room while the huge garage doors were closed. “Okay not there then, where the fuck is that monster?” Then he heard a loud roar behind him and and looked behind, It was a giant monster that is nearly identical to a leech, but a head that has a huge mouth with no eyes and when it releases a loud roar, its mouth opens similar to a flower blossoming on the first day of spring, also reveal several rows of razor sharp teeth. “Oh Yeah, Exactly my thoughts” Casually said the imp demon “You think you have a brain, BUT I HAVE A GUN!!!!” Blitzo proceed to aim his gun towards the grotesque creature, but then comes the realization that the gun didn’t have any ammo. He made the horrible realization that he left the Ammon at his office.“Shit, Shit, SHIT I’m out of ammo” in a bit of a panic, he checked to see if there’s any weapons but sadly, the only thing in his hand is his gun with no ammo. The monster opens its mouth and releases inky black tendrils and caught the frightened imp demon and coiled his entire body. Then the tendrils begin to drag Blitzo on the floor heading straight to the mouth of the monsters where he can get eaten. Blitzo desperately tries to escape from the coils by due to the coils gripping his body so tight that he can no longer move. “Help!!! Anyone, Ughn, the this shit off of me!!!” Blitzo cried for help, but there’s was no one to save him as he was all coiled up while getting dragged on the floor as he was getting close to the giant maw. Afraid and helpless, Blitzo hyperventilates, his anxiety has risen turned into fear, and tears stream down from his glowing yellow eyeballs. “MILLIE, STOLAS, LOONEY, HELP ME!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!” Blitzo let out a blood curdling scream filled with terror as the coils turn where Blitzo’s head is now heading to the mouth with many sharp teeth, His legs fruitlessly flailing around as he was getting eaten by the monster, the coils pushed his body into the mouth until its mouth sealed shut. The monster had ate his only meal which is only a scared and helpless imp. Inside of the slimy stomach of the leech-like monster. Blitzo couldn’t believe the predicament he was in, he got eaten alive by the monster. He was trapped inside. He attempts to rub the Asmodian crystal but was unable to due to digestive fluids coating his entire body and the walls of the stomach tightening his body. And he’s worried what will happen to him, he worries that his adopted hellhound daughter, his co-workers, and even Stolas are searching for him and he worries about that he would he ever possibly find a way to escape or get digested.

These morning jogs just aren’t shifting the pounds…

Can’t wait for summer

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