Cosmere characters as dumb things Iâve said/heard
âAntidepressants? Pfft- Just get a worm on a string!â -Shallan
âThis family is a nightmare! Whoâs even related to who?!â -Dalinar AKA DADinar
âWhere are they? Dead, probably. Unless the knife stab hasn'tâ gotten to them yet. Then theyâre just dying.â -Jasnah
âAny party size packet of Oreos is a personal one if youâre an introvert.â -Renarin
âI can walk faster than you can run! Iâm gay!â -Drehy
âGender? Whatâs that? I havenât had one in years.â -Wit
âChicken patties, chicken breasts, chicken wings- IS THERE ANY FOOD HERE OTHER THAN CHICKEN?!â -And worldhopper @ Roshar
âIt tastes like depression. In a muffin. Itâs a depression muffin!â -KaladinÂ
âDo you only exist when Iâm looking at you, or do you actually disappear from existence the second I look away?â -The whole fandom @ Hoid










