imagine watching an ancient earth (like dinosaurs) documentary with the TFP transformers :3
imagine like they're all in some big fuckass theatre watching this
i feel like the autobots would be kinda amazed like "whoa... humans had their own organic versions of predacons?" arcee says and then optimus squints a little and realizes that they look an awful lot familiar to his favorite dinosaur squad.
bulkhead probably immediately gets the connection. and after seeing the tyrannosaurus in action in one of those recreation animations, yeah... no wonder where grimlock was the way he was.
ratchet is keenly assessing all the possible injuries that these creatures could have as he sits next to optimus, explaining the role of ligaments and muscles as optimus nods solemnly. ratchet learnt some organic biology & health and now he's showing it off a bit.
and shockwave, he probably already knew about them considering he had to do a lot of digging around earth to get predacon fossils so he's probably come across a fair share of other fossils. but he sees the t-rex and gets flashbacks of WFC/FOC where we find out how shockwave got his cannon arm :)
arachnid might have a morbid fascination, like "hm... that creature would've definitely looked good as one of my trophies..." and starscream, bumblebee and acree all look at her weird for 3 different reasons. "why would you want some filthy organic in your ship???" -> doesn't know about her trophies, "its unnecessary to do something like that" awe he cares about the animals, and arcee is just pure unfiltered contempt once she heard arachnids voice.
looking at arachnid like cause why tf is she here? how is she still alive?
live arcee reaction
knockout is glad they're gone cause imagine what would happen to his finish if he got caught in the maw of that thing!
breakdown might have a favorite animal though. and predaking is there all hauty, look how much organics need to evolve to reach the fraction of the power a predacon has. hes unimpressed for the most part but continues watching cause it is interesting.
most of the other decepticon though, they could care less in all honesty. they've got no respect for earth or its beings— so they most likely dont really care about its history. megatron just wants this to end quick so he can go back to snorting dark energon.
miko and raf probably enjoy it a lot, but miko would get bored quick and jack is just very neutral about it... miko dragged him to watch this stuff.
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Hi Bonsoir!! May I request some Manhunter (1986) Will Graham headcanons? It can be general headcanons plus some x fem!reader platonic ones too. I would love to know how you interpret this guy!! :]
Will Graham Headcanons
AUGH I'm so sorry these are kind of short. I may come back and expand them as more ideas come to me.
Why does he look like a wet cat here? Oh wait. He always looks like that.
Divider by @/pixopix
The contrarian. He's always got the opposing viewpoint lined up for you when you come to him for advice. You're afraid of moving to Pennsylvania? He'll come back to you a few days later with a typed list of all the fun things to do in the town you want to move to. You're not sure if you should leave your shitty partner? Here he comes with a pen and paper to make a "pros vs cons of staying with x" list- heavy on the cons.
More of a pessimist than a realist, though he likes to say he's the latter. Always looking for angles and ulterior motives. Never really shifts out of that investigative mindset. If you're another investigative type, he'll go back and forth with you for hours, just postulating.
Very tactile. Winds the telephone cord around his hand while he talks. Spins pens in meetings. Curls his toes in his dress shoes sometimes, just for a ground. Sleeps with one hand curled in the sheets or latched on to one corner of his pillow if he isn't holding Molly. If he ever took up origami, the house would be littered with tiny creatures.
Huge reader and lover of logic puzzles. When he can't get his mind to stop racing, the first thing he turns to is a novel or a battered pocket-sized compendium of sudoku puzzles. And not the easy ones, either. If he has a long flight, it's guaranteed that he'll spend it hunched over the tiny foldout tray, pen in hand, or leant against the window with a book propped up against the seat in front of him. The more his mind has to work to understand something, the less likely it is that he'll wander down a mental path that he doesn't want to see the end of.
Stays away from true crime books and t.v. because it just feels like an extension of work to him. You wouldn't settle in at the end of a long day working retail just to watch three hours of shopping infomercials. It's just self-torture at that point.
DnD didn't really take off until late in he was in his thirties, but he enjoys it vicariously through his son. Takes it very seriously when the kid needs help building a character. Reads the rulebook front to back so he knows what the kids are talking about when they recap sessions to each other. If pressed, he'd chose to be a cleric. The rigid moral compass and adherence to a singular creed are appealing to him, as is the focus on healing and helping teammates instead of taking the lead. He'd be hard pressed to choose an alignment, though. He'd like to believe that he's a Lawful Good, but if he's being honest, he'd consider himself more of a Lawful Neutral or a Lawful Evil at best.
Oddly good at fishing. It's the one "quiet" activity that he enjoys. He'll sit at the edge of the family dock for hours, eerily still, and he always comes back with something. Perhaps it's his silence that attracts them- the way that he seems to become part of the scenery the longer he sits there. If you ask, he'll just shrug and give you a faint smile. "Guess I've just got the knack for it."
Very rigid with his schedule, but he doesn't tell anyone else about his plans. He'll lay out his entire day while he makes coffee- even if it only involves patching a fence or scraping the sailboat or going to the store. It's very rare that he actually goes out with you if you try to do something spontaneous. He doesn't like to deviate from the status quo. He'll do things early in the morning, like meet you for coffee, if you manage to call him the day before and put the idea into his head.
I like to think that half of his wardrobe is chosen by him and the other half is chosen by Molly. He puts together all of his work and travel outfits (those dreadful ties just can't be Molly's idea), but when he's at home, he's restricted to the other half of the closet. He had enough freedom to pick the color and style of his shorts, but if not for Molly, he'd be wearing the same exact t-shirt with them every single day. She supplies the hawaiian prints and the graphic tees.
Always available by phone, even at odd times. You'll call him in the middle of the night just to talk out a theory for a case, and when he picks up on the fourth ring, it sounds like he's outside. There's wind blowing over the phone's speaker, and his voice sounds oddly far away.
"Can't sleep?"
"...'M workin' on that turtle enclosure."
It's spoken with firm finality, like he doesn't want you to pry. He should know better by now.
"So you can't sleep."
A long pause, followed by a grunt and a sigh. He must have sat down in the sand.
"...No. What d'you need?"
"Tell me about the turtles."
"What?"
"Tell me about the turtles, and then I'll tell you about my case."
It always goes the same way. He's eager to hear about cases, despite his insistence that he never wants to return to the bureau. Even the slightest chance of delving back into that mindset is enticing to him. So, you call him when you're stumped, and in exchange for giving him something to chew on, he has to tell you what he's been up to. It's the closest the two of you ever get to proper correspondence, but your friendship is more solid than some of your most intimate relationships. You know his habits like the back of your hand, can pull him out of his own mind when he needs it, and he's your ground for everything.
☆ Technically ageless as a spirit, but since he was about twelve when he died in 2002 that would make him 24 now and that’s generally what he identifies with.
☆ Can shift his appearance between any and all iterations of Link, but generally sticks to Ocarina of Time Link.
☆ He/him and probably bi, but he hasn’t really questioned his sexuality or sat with it.
☆ Floats everywhere because he’s too lazy to walk. Why would he? He’s a ghost, he doesn’t really have to walk anymore.
☆ His nose is pretty much always in a game of some kind, primarily anything on his phone or his gameboy advance. Yes, the gameboy in question is transparent and green- it also has some stickers on it.
☆ Would I get attacked if I said he’s into TTRPGs? He is. He’s a Zelda fan and, at least in my experience, that’s a gateway drug into becoming a giant fantasy nerd.
☆ He’s tried to run D&D campaigns with the others, but they(JEFF AND TOBY) never take it seriously and the campaigns almost always die within a week. He kinda just sucks as a DM, too. A real stickler for the rules.
☆ It’s generally accepted that he can fuck with technology, but I would like to add that sometimes it’s unintentional. Like slenderman he also screws with cameras, making the footage or pictures taken super staticky and unreadable, but for the most part he doesn’t mean to. That’s kinda just a thing that happens.
☆ Has a sword collection, some are foam and others are real steel. He won’t tell you which is which.
☆ Sleep? Never heard of it. He doesn’t need to sleep anymore, so obviously he isn’t gonna sleep at all. THE GRIND NEVER STOPS!!
☆ Has an ungodly amount of hours in every single game he’s ever touched. Right on the cusp of being over the thousands, if not already over the thousands.
☆ Don’t play co-op or multiplayer with him, he’ll just spend the whole time screwing with you. Just ask Jeff how many Minecraft bases he’s griefed for the love of the game- EVEN THOUGH THE SERVER RULES CLEARLY STATED NO GRIEFING!
☆ Master of ragebaiting, though I’m sure you could’ve figured that out by now.
☆ He literally only argues to piss people off- he couldn’t care less about being right.
☆ His room’s a mess. It’s nowhere near as horrible as Jeff or EJ’s rooms, but it’s still a health code violation to beat all health code violations. Empty cans and bottles of soda scattered about, bloodied and otherwise dirty clothes on the floor, probably some bugs hiding in the shadows, and miscellaneous pieces of trash or dirty dishes.
☆ I know what you’re thinking; “why would he have trash like that around his room? he doesn’t need to eat or drink”. You’re correct, but not needing to doesn’t equate to not wanting to. God forbid the man wanna have a little treat!
☆ Where does the stuff he consume go? Nobody knows. That’s probably for the best.
☆ Glitches out whenever he’s experiencing strong emotions; like frustration or anxiety. Like what Vanellope from Wreck it Ralph does.
☆ Audhd. Don’t look at me, it’s just a rite of passage if you’re into fantasy! It’s not really diagnosed, but come on… it’s fairly obvious.
☆ Avoids pools and lakes like the plague because… y’know.
☆ If he wasn’t already dead, I think the number of monsters he drinks would kill him. I think it would kill an elephant.
☆ Weed. This is also a widely accepted headcanon and yeah. Weed. This is the bong he uses.
☆ Doesn’t shower and doesn’t need to because he has no smell. Which is probably for the best because he would reek if he was fully tangible. WE ALL KNOW I’M RIGHT.
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ft. elias, finley, scarlett! 🎧🤼🤠
started: february 9th, 2025
finished: february 18th, 2025
warnings: not proofread all the way and this shit took me 9 FUCKING DAYS TO FINISH :imp: also mentions of bullying on scarlett's part!!
side notes: red dead redemption and roblox blocktales mentions (SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY RED DEAD PLAYERS OUT THERE ILL BECOME ONE OF YOU SOME DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and special thanks to one of my closest friends for giving me all the info (im looking at you shey AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) + these hcs go more into elias and scarlett's friendship!! x
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🐢🎧 elias dunstan rivera:
he owns a lot of metallica shirts with different designs on them bc why not AND it’s one of his favorite bands
he mainly wears pj bottoms to school a lot but on days he doesn’t, he’s wearing y2k jeans or something similar, usually paired with his x-men shirts or metallica shirts (i think y2k’s still trending in 2025 right??? idk lmfaooo)
his favorite foods are adobo and champorado (both are filipino dishes), absolutely lights up every time his mom or dad make it
i was never specific about what classes elias takes but he’s in honors science and math classes, and ofc ap psychology !
like donatello, elias is really good at math and science but he doesn’t really care about it. he decided to take those classes bc it was a recommendation + he feels more challenged
not very good with tech. one time he dropped his phone on the floor outside school and the screen was tweaking out so he purposely dropped it again and it started working HELPPP
he’s only sarcastic to defend himself against people who aren’t nice to him, are condescending, or if they give off ‘asshole’ vibes, you get it
he owns a LOT of billy joel cassette tapes. he also listens to billy joel!!
also listens to charli xcx, twice, bts, pierce the veil, iron maiden, and of course, metallica (again he literally owns shirts of the band with diff designs on them)
he watches kubz scouts, laurenzside, markiplier and a LOT of jacksepticguy!!
wants to be a psychologist or a therapist when he grows up :3
he will tweak out if he wore really itchy clothing 😭🙏 it’s a texture thing and he hates it sm especially when it touches his shell
doesn’t like bright lights.. sometimes he thinks about bringing sunglasses in just so he wouldn’t have to be flashbanged everytime he walked into class or something
he got diagnosed with adhd when he was about 7 after a parent teacher conference!!
he suspected that scarlett also has adhd and he was right!! he basically observed her behavior a lot in middle school and then worked up the courage to tell her that she’s probably neurodivergent as well
and he was like… “girl i think you have adhd..” and scarlett was like “wait do i???” after tons of research, plus his own experiences
“yeah… YOU MIGHT WANNA GET THAT CHECKED OUT!!!"
he has a hard time with turning in assignments on time unless he's having a study hangout with scarlett but his grades mainly look good cause he does the projects well and aces most of the tests :sob:
he owns one of those generic insulated water bottles you'd get from amazon and he has it decked out with a bunch kuromi and metal band stickers
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🐯🤼 finley singh:
got into wrestling and boxing bc a friend showed him clips from wwe on the school bus one time when he was 8 or something
he did do boxing in middle school but was influenced by the wrestlers he’d watch on tv or youtube
he listens to tyler the creator and a LOT of eminem.. used to listen to kanye west but stopped after hearing what.. he did. 😭🙏
also listens to queen (the band), nicki minaj, and sabrina carpenter during wrestling practice drills <3
owns a gatorade water bottle and the 80s ski slope owala 24 oz and YES he owns a gatorade bc he wanted to fit in with other guys
his favorite dishes from india are biryani and chana masala /w rice!!
loves the street food whenever he goes to visit the country with his family :3
was planning to take an english honors class but he felt like it would’ve been too much work for him so he backed off of the decision 😭
has been playing fortnite when it was trending (…like since 2017 HELP) and is still playing to this day!! he’s a loyal mf fr
uses bath and body works deodorant, specifically the ocean and bourbon scents and gillette deodorant LMAO
get him into kpop or/and jpop and he’ll never stop annoying you with it by jamming out in an embarrassing way with both airpods in his ears LMFAOOO
“russian roulette ah ah ah oh yeah-“ “SHUT UP. 😡”
he’s ashamed to admit this but he used to watch andrew tate. he’s normal now. i swear. now he watches poofesure, vanossgaming, graystillplays, and coryxkenshin :33
he dresses like one of those basic athletic boys at school but he throws it in with a little bit of style from pinterest HAHA
i feel like he'd wanna be in wwe as a professional wrestler but probably ends up working in a school as a gym teacher LOL
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❤️🇺🇸 scarlett avery ellis:
she’s a kidcore girl. she wears those pastel smiley face and graffiti wide jeans and pairs it with her favorite matching sweaters!!! (cute vests if it was during the summer)
she loves bright colors btw HAHA
used to bully elias in kindergarten BUT THEY WERE BOTH 5 AT THE TIME ITS OKAY THEY’RE PAST THAT
he and scarlett became friends and then best friends after that lol
whenever they’re both asked how they met, scarlett’s like “ummm i bullied him when we were in kindergarten. i said his shell looked ugly and stinky”
“yeah. 😭” LMFAO
she had unrestricted internet access as a little kid and cried to my little pony sad and the loud house sad
knows all 50 states in america bc of her animaniacs hyperfixation and she will annoy the FUCK out of you with that song HELP ME
elias helps her with her math and science homework!! they have study hangouts that usually end with both of them either sleeping or binge watching coryxkenshin
she and elias have a lot of sleepovers together as kids and today… they’ll invite you to one someday!! (i have a poly relationship scenario for that which i’ll add to my writing bucket list AHHHHH)
sometimes if not that often, she has to have you repeat stuff to her cause she gets distracted as easily as elias 😭🙏
she had a taylor swift phase in the 3rd grade and would infodump to elias about it during recess
loves loves LOVES twice and newjeans and will photocard trade with you if you have her bias (her twice bias is chaeyoung and danielle for newjeans :3)
plays roblox blocktales with elias during sleepovers and hangouts i swear its their go to game
chick fil a’s her go to for lunch or dinner whenever her parents are feeling lazy!!!!!
she owns a blue stanley cup (THE ONE WITH THE FLIP UP STRAW) and literally decked it out with so many damn stickers of her favorite video game characters and hyperfixations and that includes a dozen american flags and cowboy hat stickers
sends so many tiktoks to elias and he’s so overwhelmed with how many she sends per day LMAO
she watches kubz scouts, coryxkenshin, flamingo, laurenzside, and vanoss!!
she definitely wants to go into special education when she's older!! she wants to help kids that were like her in school <3
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extra hcs:
elias and scarlett become friends with finley after meeting each other on red dead online and they don’t know they all go to school together LOL
well actually they do after getting close enough to trade discord users with him and eventually getting into a call w them
scarlett definitely pulls up obs on her pc to record the crazy shit that goes on during their calls together and she sends them in the discord gc and its so funny
scarlett's favorite red dead online character is sadie alder even tho she's an npc (SHOW SOME LOVE TO THE NPCS) but she WAS the main character
finley's favorite character is charles smith js cause hes badass :3
and elias' favorite characters are mary beth and arthur morgan !!
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side notes: really hoped you guys enjoy this bc it took me so long to gather the creativity to even finish this.. i wanted to get this done during the really long weekend we had but i had a snow day today so i got it done today!!!! xoxo
--- again, i really wanna thank one of my closest friends for helping me out with this since she plays and knows a LOT about rdr2, and scarlett is inspired by her too so i wanted to dedicate the character to her :)
--- just a disclaimer that a lot of these headcanons are not reflections of me and my friend in real life, like how we don't take honors classes and we're not the BEST in school, etc. however, a lot of these facts for my ocs are based on our friends and what we do together :33
2/19/25 edit: i just realized this is probably the most longest headcanons post i have so far LMFAO
I never got around writing headcanons for my general Scarecrow and I figured it was about time :) As always thank you guys for reading my interpretations! I had the compulsion and I hope you guys enjoy.
TW: child abuse, murder, distorted audio, mind fuckery
Jonathan Crane was born loved to two young and unprepared parents. His father was heir to the family business, a local funeral home in a small southern town. His mother worked a town over as a server. They weren't married yet, but they were happy.
That is, until his father was killed in a hunting accident in the woods outside of town. Granny Crane insisted on getting custody of the child. It was apparent to Jon's mother that Granny would use her influence in the town to paint her as a harlot trying to get into their family for money. Being young and feeling trapped, his mother left town.
Being the result of a "filthy" coupling, religious Granny made sure young Jonathan Crane's life was a living hell. His meek grandfather merely stood by until his own death due to heart attack. Because of Granny's pull in the community, everyone would turn their face to the child's suffering.
At the age of six, Jonathan was tasked with assisting Granny with preparing his grandfather's corpse. He "needed to grow up."
At the age of ten, Jonathan was locked in a coffin for hours on end because he spoke back to Granny.
At the age of thirteen, Jonathan was forced to kneel and pray on broken glass because she caught him reading "Dracula."
Even as an adult there are still scars from the physical abuse along his face and body. It would continue until he got a scholarship for a four year university. On his way out, he made sure to leave the gas in the old heater of the funeral home leaking. May the old bat burn in hell.
As soon as he was in the city, he began to hide his natural southern accent. Too many people making assumptions about him through it. It still comes out when he's either angry, drunk, or very tired.
Even as a young adult, he was constantly picked at and mocked. He'd already survived hell. Now all he had to do what put his head down and work. Through years of dedicated study, he got a degree in psychology and became a well-respected and renowned professor of the subject. His specialty was in phobias.
However, he had to leave this position due to [Incident Redacted].
Prototype fear toxin in tow, Jonathan goes to what he knows. He opens and operates a funeral home. This serves as a perfect cover for his more... illegal works. The coffins serve an additional purpose of laundering money, chemicals for fear toxin, bodies, etc.
Several members of senior faculty at that college go missing. One is found when a body was exhumed during an unrelated incident. Autopsy revealed the professor had been buried alive in the coffin. Cause of death officially was a heart attack. The others were never found.
Related to his career, he drives a 1919 Sayers and Scovill hearse. Not all original parts and the paint job is faded to hell but it works for him. He can drive stick shift!
He has a pet crow named Dolly after the beautiful and incredibly talented Dolly Parton. She loves to sit perfectly still until people come too close and then scare them. She does an impression of Jonathan's mocking laugh when this happens. Also bird safe crunchy peanut butter :)
Until his identity eventually becomes public due to the nuisance that is Batman, Jonathan Crane is a funeral director by day, the Scarecrow by night.
