he always plays your favorite songs on diner jukeboxes, even if you aren’t there
tells you the dumbest pickup lines
“if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple 😎”
he wants to match everything with you. keychains, bracelets, outfits… he practically buys everything in pairs
lays his head in your lap or on your shoulder whenever he can
^ he knows youll scratch his head when he does… its all part of his plot
LOVES to sneak up on you and hug u from behind
he looveeessss a good makeout sesh. sometimes he’ll get all giddy when youre doing it and giggles in & between kisses.
^ when you first start dating, he sucks at kissing. like terrible. but he gets better and learns the things you like
so impossibly touchy
has insane mommy issues . do with that what you will
tripsits you. once you greened out and he took the best care of you, fed u, made u drink water, reassured u…. all the things
you have to remind him to take his iron pills for anemia
^ u can always tell when he hasnt.. he gets all clumsy
he pierced your eyebrow to match his, took good care of it for you
(can u tell he loves doing things for you?)
he likes blowing dandelion fuzz in your face
he LOVES when u wear his clothes. his like orange/tan jacket that he flips inside out is his go-to when ur cold. also just seeing u swagged out in his clothes makes him geek
loves to take you rollerskating, bowling, to arcades….
he holds your hand in the weirdest ways. sometimes he’ll just hold onto your pinkie while you’re walking, other times he’ll cradle one of your hands in both of his
gets all teary eyed when he has to say bye
he loves hearing you breathe when you’re sleeping, its personal and intimate in a way he can’t explain
shares all his food with you
he makes little raps about how much he loves you. he’ll be like “gimme a beat” and start rhyming like hes dr seuss
“this reminded me of yooouuuu”
if theres two of ANYTHING he has to say “thats us”
you can’t watch movies together bc he falls asleep EVERY TIME (he always says he won’t this time)
has a little camcorder that he uses to take videos/pictures of u and ur adventures
he likes putting stickers all over your face
he always asks you to push him on swings 😭
at parties and raves he ALWAYS manages to find his way to the dj and requests your favorite song
he does that thing toddlers do when they’re like “WATCH THIS” and jump off the couch
if you guys go out to eat he always fakes a proposal or says it’s your birthday to get free food
draws ugly little monster guys on u
sometimes he’ll come back from hanging out with jack literally smelling like a dog. gross but u get to shampoo his hair and clean the dirt from under his nails and get his blackheads and when ur done he looks like a princess
^insists on wearing the spa headband thingies
makes you have lightsaber battles with him in toy aisles
calls you the dumbest nicknames. if you’re being quiet he calls you “talksy” and dumb stuff like dat
burns you so many cds i know i hc this for wveryone but its CANON
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☆WHOLESOME Choso boyfriend headcanons☆ because i can only find smut
( bro's a cutie patootie)
Choso! who literally lives for your kisses. He's very quote and quote "inexperienced" so your kisses bring on a whole new rack of emotions and sensations. ( He's arguably touch - starved too).
Choso! who would never dare initiate any of these kisses but is not afraid to ask. Will march up to you and say kiss me in a very serious monotonous voice.
Choso! who only smiles around you. He's never felt so comfortable around anyone, much less a human.
Choso! who would lie, stab, cheat, kill for you. He would actually do anything for you with no questions asked. So everybody knows that they gotta watch their mouth when it comes to you.
Choso! who listens to anything you tell him. For a 200+ year old curse bro is whipped, like a little puppy. You say jump he says how high.
Choso! who has never had an intimate relationship with anyone except his brothers. So he gets very attached, more than he would want to admit.
Choso! who can't say no to you and spoils you sick. You want this? His credit card is already in your hand. You want to go here? He's packed and ready go.
Choso! who can't stay mad at you. He sets his foot down and vows to teach you a lesson. But the second you bat those pretty eyes and kiss him with those pretty lips his resolve vanishes.
Choso! who makes sure you always feel safe and comfortable. Once he's with you everything will be ok.
Choso! who slowly starts to get clingy over time. Not in an unhealthy way, but he can't sleep without holding you.
Choso! who never in a million years would think that he'd allow someone to get so close to him, like you did. It makes him scared sometimes but the feeling of your warmth and your smile always manage to calm his anxieties.
Choso! who genuinely just wants to love you and be loved, has no clue if he's doing this thing right but tries none the less.
I love bug boy. I’ve had things in my drafts for him for so long.
Warnings: NSFW (marked off clearly if you don’t want to read)
SFW:
If you listened to him when he spoke, instead of interrupting him or speaking over him without noticing, he’d feel appreciated.
However, he is still iffy on things, even then, for a while. Like if you say his name last, he’ll take it to heart even if the order of names wasn’t important.
He’ll take not being the first person on your mind personally.
But overtime, if you treat him like you see him, he’ll notice that.
And eventually, he falls for you. Probably before you really did for him, considering he’s a bit quiet.
If you’re quiet too, that’s okay. Things might just move slower.
But if you’re a bit or way more talkative, he’ll enjoy listening to you. He finds he doesn’t mind constant talking and rambling if it’s from you. He likes to listen to every detail and try to commit things he may need to know later to his memory.
Overtime, you’d find yourself falling for him. After all, once you get to know him you’ll realize he’s committed to protecting his friends and his bugs. And really he’s quite kind hearted.
Now it can be a little hard to be with him if you’re not willing to discuss bugs.
He won’t make you hold them if you don’t like them. In fact, if you’re afraid of them, he figures it may be best if you don’t handle them for their and your safety. Mostly theirs because they’re easy to hurt.
But you at least have to be willing to discuss and learn about bugs. After all, I hc him as autistic (I think he is 100% coded to be autistic. He’s a lot like me so I can totally see it) so that’s his special interest.
And Shino doesn’t easily see a point in engaging in a conversation not about his special interest.
He’ll find he’s willing to listen in about your interests (or special interests or hyperfixations) just because it’s you. And he wants to hear about you, and from you.
I think you’d have to be the one to ask him out.
So you do.
The relationship starts off slow. You’ll slowly get more from him, but he’s slow to open up, or to talk in general.
Most dates will be you talking, and him listening.
But you plan a date purposely centered around him, and at first he doesn’t notice, but soon you’re talking about his bugs and he starts to catch on.
You did a lot for him. And he feels special.
Really, the key to his heart is to see him. Make him feel special. Because he really is ❤️
You two garden together if you’re okay with getting your hands a little dirty.
He remembers your favorite flower from times like those when you tell him, and he’ll plant plenty for you. Even buy you some for the next date and special occasions.
He talks so highly of you.
Quiet dates usually.
Or dates where you both infodump.
He’d be perfectly okay with just existing in the same space quietly if you like that.
Eventually you’ll probably get to see his eyes! Don’t go around telling people what they look like though unless he’s told you that you can. More than likely, that’s more of between you two kind of thing.
If you’re a shinobi, he knows you can protect yourself, but he’d make sure he can cover your back well in anyway you could possibly need so he can protect you.
NSFW:
This takes a long time for him to be ready for.
But when you two are ready, he wants it to be perfect.
It’d have to be when you two are alone together in one of your bedrooms, no possibility of distraction or interruption.
Likely at night.
Your first time with him would be intimate, slow, and careful. A bit awkward too.
I’m willing to bet that he doesn’t often touch himself, so he’s not all that sure how he likes things.
He’ll be discovering a lot about himself with you because it’s not very likely he’s been with anybody before you.
He’s big, and he’s aware of that, though. So he wants to make sure you’re more than ready for him.
He’ll go down on you first if that’s okay with you. Finger you a bit during or after that.
Likely he’ll take his time getting to know exactly how you like things, and eventually it’ll get to the point you’re begging him to just put it in you.
When you see his cock for the first time, you do a double take for sure. He’s huge. And now you’re probably wonder how you’ll be able to handle him.
He’ll go slow, but I totally think this would be the one time he can barely control himself.
He’s so composed and put together most of the time. All serious. But being inside you makes him lose all of that. He’s drunk on you.
He tries to stay quiet, but things totally slip from his throat and out his lips. Quiet, but you notice.
He’s careful not to hurt you, but he’s in euphoria with the way you feel around him so his pace picks up a little bit rather he means to or not.
Now he’s not a minute man, it takes longer for him to cum even if this is 100% the best he’s ever felt in his life.
He cums hard though. And takes a little bit to recover from it, so if you want another round, give him a few minutes to breathe.
I think things with him would be rather vanilla (this might be projection tho, bc I’m a basic boring vanilla bitch)
He insists on using a condom and any means of protection you two can if you aren’t planning on having little kids running around any time soon.
Thank you for reading. I love Shino sm. If you have requests for him, send them in. Please.
Those poor Iron Tank symbols didn't deserve to be so deformed omg
Well, I really like making fanart. Although at the moment I'm starting to use drawing bases and that, while I improve my drawings, hope you like them :')
• He saves up all his extra change and money to buy you things, even if he doesn't have a lot he likes to spoil you when he can.
• Oh my god this man is such a cuddle fein, if you dare sit by him you will pay the price.
• Speaking of which, if you end up cuddling with him you're getting crushed or suffocated- he doesn't quite realize how much bigger he is then you.
• Not super big on pda- the gang will tease him if they see it, and he doesn't like to feel vulnerable in public.
• He'll usually just keep a hand around your waist or shoulder.
• Driving with him is great, he lets you control the music, route, and where you guys stop.
• You always sit in the passenger seat, regardless of how many times the gang complains or call shotgun.
• Always keeps a hand on your leg when driving- not in a sexual way or anything- just something to hold you.
• He absolutely loves to show off for you, all he wants is to impress you.
• Granted hes already proud of his build, complimenting him will just send his ego through the roof.
• Does stupid shit like intentionally flexing his arms while hes doing things.
• Weird reference but think how in the Barbie movie, Ken would try to subtly flex his arms at Barbie while leaning up against a wall.
• His mom raised him right and he knows how to treat a girl, so hes usually the perfect gentleman- but sometimes that 'high school football jock' side peaks through when he gets cocky.
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Hello, hope you're doing well 😊 Can I request headcannons with Edgeworth celebrating his birthday with his s/o (or him celebrating his partner's birthday, you choose) please? Thank you ✨
anytime anytime! (i chose the second one because i felt more like it i'm sorry)
Miles Edgeworth celebrating his s/o's birthday
Happy Birthday to those who are celebrating it today or tomorrow or anytime!
You choose the most romantic man to ever be in a relationship with, your birthday will be the best
This man literally has your birthdate on his calendar circled with a red marker and some hearts with it so he can remember when
Yes he will take a day off just to celebrate it with you
First of all, when you wake up you will find Edgeworth near you reading a book while going with his hand in your hair
‘’Mmmhm…Happy birthday sweetheart’’
He will wish you good morning and make you breakfast
And not just any type of breakfast, your favourite type of breakfast + your tea of your choice
You will find a bouquet of flowers sitting on the table coming from him and it looks like it costed a lot (together with a box with chocolates)
He will then let you spend the day with him in what way you want even if it implies going outside with him for a walk or to the amusement park or even having a romantic walk in a park
And yes, he will buy you everything, EVERYTHING to make you happy
Your man will spoil you the entire day, don’t worry about the money he’s dead rich anyway
When the night comes, he will reserve you a spot at the most luxurious restaurant in the entire city
But you know, this isn’t any normal reservation
He literally reserved the whole restaurant, literally. Even if it costed a shitton of money for him he doesn’t care at all. Money is not a problem for him when it comes to your happiness
You don’t know this yet of course, this man is the best at keeping secrets from you
He will let you know that you’re both going on a romantic date, but you don’t know he reserved THE WHOLE RESTAURANT
Anyway when you both get there, you will do the usual , order the food that looks the best (or is the cheapest out there) eat it and boom that's all
But this has a plot twist, Edgeworth then will drag you and start dancing with you, with some romantic music playing in the background of course
Even if you don’t know how to dance this man will still lead the way and make you used to it
When the whole date comes to an end (sadly) he orders a taxi for both of you and go home
And then when you both arrive home he will tell you that you danced well
Yes you both cuddle while going to sleep with him pulling you in a romantic kiss before going to sleep
So yeah, you chose the most wonderful man to ever spend your birthday with
im sorry if i wrote this badly i'm like half asleep :soz:, hope you enjoyed them!
Summary: Relationship headcanons for Jeanie and Woof because i love them and there isn't enough fics for Hair in general, i'm thinking about making those hcs for the rest of the tribe too.
Disclaimer: This is based on the movie hair, not the musical. I haven't seen the musical yet. That, and im rusty in writing, be gentle
Rating: SFW
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Woof Daschund
~☆ Woof lives up to his name, that becomes clear after a while of knowing him. He would lay in your lap practically begging for head scratches, and when he gets them? You’re not getting rid of him anytime soon.
~☆ He’s not at all afraid of showing his affection in public, he’s an open man. He kisses you and hugs you when he wants and he doesn’t care who’s watching. Maybe it has to do with the fact that he just can’t keep his hands off you.
~☆ He’s surprisingly a decent cook. If you guys actually would live together, he’d try to be all romantic, make you breakfast in bed, arrange dinner nights. And what he cooks is actually pretty good.
~☆ He’s an unserious motherfucker. Your relationship wouldn’t be all proper and serious, for sure. He teases you constantly, taking every chance he can get to bicker and poke fun. That could sometimes lead to comments that are a little bit insensitive, but he truly means well, he just has a bad habit of saying things before he can think them over.
~☆ Woof would absolutely show you off. You get together? The tribe would know immediately. Of course they do, because why would Woof not tell them? He thinks you’re the prettiest and most amazing person in the world, he has every right to brag.
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Jeanie Ryan
~☆ Jeanie is quick to fall in love, so she falls first, and falls hard. And she wouldn’t be subtle about it either. If she has feelings towards someone, she will express it, what’s the point in hiding it?
~☆ She is very affectionate, almost absent mindedly so. Her hand is going to be in your hair, on your back, just comfortingly touching you.
~☆ She constantly tells you she loves you, like it’s a comma in a sentence.
~☆ She is a romantic. She’d love to have all the cheesy cliché dates with you. Watching stars with you, going to the cinema to watch the cheesiest, dumbest romantic comedy, all that jazz.
~☆ She’d like to settle down, eventually, maybe even get married if it’s possible. She’s one of the most stable people in the tribe, in that way.
~☆ She isn’t very jealous, i mean, she was in a polycule, what did you expect? She knows you love her, so why be jealous?
~☆ She tends to forget little details about you. If you haven’t mentioned something you like enough, it will slip her mind. It’s not that she doesn’t care, she’s just an airhead a little bit, but a lovable one.
⋆˚࿔ Sooo I’m using an AU where LinLing ends up working as Nice’s backup manager, or even an intern for Ms. J, if you will.
⋆˚࿔ Throuple hc sheet below the cut~
^My headcanons :3
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⋆˚࿔ No idea what to call their throuple name. I was thinking Wriceling? It sounds so silly to say though.
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𝐡𝐜𝐬
⋆˚࿔ Headcanons are placed in the timeline like: Starting, Established, and then I will be sticking to the canon that Nice commits suicide, and there might be a part two or drabble about Wreck and LL after that.
Gen
- Wreck and Nice were initially in a relationship, with LinLing coming later
- I would imagine they’re not completely educated, or even aware of throuple or polyam dynamics, they’re kinda just like “Boyfriends? Okay.”
- They’re all over-thinkers.. mostly LinLing. But it’s internal.
- I could see Wreck having a bit of hidden jealously in the beginning, especially when he didn’t know LL as well
- They are all extremely good at filling the parts of their relationship, and by that I mean when Wreck is at like 20% Nice and LL will be there to fill those spaces.
- I would assume Moon has little to no care about their relationship altogether, wouldn’t go out of her way to complain nor speak about it. She has no feelings for Nice. She’s aware he won’t have feelings for her. Moon just wants out lol.
- LL and Wreck are okay with Nice and Moon’s fake public relationship, though Wreck is slightly more bitter about it.
- Wreck more especially is always trying to get Nice to loosen up and enjoy himself a bit. He eventually will, but often times he’s glued to work and stressing like a lot a lot
- Their dynamic is very fluid. It’s hard to think about this in the canon, honestly. Due to the fact Wreck and Nice are enemies, and LL is almost practically a nobody.
- Honestly I’ve been ignoring how they would hide their relationship. I feel think overall they wouldn’t have such a hard time doing so. Wreck and Nice can just turn it into a fight if they’re ever caught, and LL will just be a bystander. In the privacy of the tower, I think as long as it’s not affecting work too much, Ms. J would eventually give up.
- ^In the beginning Ms. J was very adamant on separating them.
𝐚𝐛𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 (𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐥)
- Cooking skills?
Nice: Yeah! Pretty good! Probably makes dinner occasionally, and he’s not very fond of fast food regularly.
LinLing: Probably not. He thinks he can though- so try to hype him up!!
Wreck: Most likely can’t and knows it. He’ll be fine eating anything though.
- One time, LL cooked dinner for them. It turned out horrible but both Wreck and Nice were too scared to say so. Because he would be pretty sad. So both of them were just like: 😃👍
- Both LinLing and Wreck might get annoyed every once in a while about Nice’s diet. Which I think would be extremely balanced with nutrition, protein, veggies, all that stuff. This guy will not go out to eat XFC with them.
- Hobbies?
Nice: He won’t do anything that isn’t directly beneficial to his career or public reputation very often. Like little to nothing. He trains, practices ballet, and I definitely see him studying something like business or analyzing statistics. That’s his fun.
LinLing: I can think he’s being a fan of video games! RPG and FPS games, he loves to customize his character. (often doing so to make it stray quite far away from his actual looks, but will still refer to it as him— “but cooler!!”) As well as video editing and stuff he’d do for work. Also hc that he’d be the person in the gc to make stupid memes with graphic templates.
Wreck: I could also see Wreck being a big fan of video games, but more nostalgic ones and less pewpew.. He would probably try to get all three of them to compete in Mario Kart or Street Fighter.
- ^Nice secretly also enjoys video games, and also secretly gets slightly competitive. But he quickly catches himself if he’s having too much fun. bro ;-;
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Ty oomf for encouraging be to write this 🙏 (@skylessstatic)
I feel like I was like winging half of these. It’s an interesting dynamic to write about honestly— I’ve never written for rarepairs
^I don’t say repair because this is an uncommon ship, I just mean Wreck, Nice, and LL have never actually interacted so it makes me think lmao
I was thinking about writing a little sheet about how I write each of the TBHX characters. Like grasping their personalities and all that. So— a headcanon sheet with more in depth information.