haii! i'm iza/zana and i'm a huge transformers fan. mostly the decepticons, they have me in a chokehold.
this is my blog dedicated to mostly just tf x cybertronian reader. i do romantic, platonic and general character hcs. i don't take requests unless specified in my bio. i write SFW & NSFW, it will be specified in the case of NSFW. the content may be graphic and there are warnings, read at your own discretion! i will be making the characters as in-character as i can, i won't sugarcoat.
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wholesome smut??? yessir... this was fun. not as elaborate as i would've liked but its decent.
[sfw ver.]
— Where do I even begin? This mech knows what he does to you. Absolutely shameless but contrary to what you may think, he doesn’t feel the need to interface that often. His drive isn’t that high. But he gets off knowing that you want him badly.
— Back on Cybertron, Knockout was quite the player with bots swooning over him back in his medical school days. He’s the one on the Nemesis with the most amount of experience. So, he is very good at pleasing you. He knows all the good spots and how to hit it. It might as well be his talent.
— Teasing, praising, degrading. He’s the whole package. He has a sexy voice, and he knows it, he will use it to its maximum potential. Just let him know what you’re into, okay? Knockout loves the fact that you can get so needy from just his silky voice alone. He uses his voice to say all kinds of arousing things to you just to get you turned on.
— He will crack jokes though. Knockout is sometimes goofy during interfacing, he likes making you laugh and smile. Interfacing should be fun as far a KO is concerned.
— He loves having you on top of him, riding him. Knockout loves the way your servos trace up his chassis when you do so and the way you grab onto his shoulder blades for support. He whines and whimpers. Knockout is a switch but prefers to be the one beneath in most situations. Mostly because he gets a stellar view of you from down there and wants your valve to cycle down & milk his spike dry.
— He likes it when you take initiative. Something about watching you trying to talk to him about wanting to interface… You’re either too direct or you just fumble your words, he finds it amusing. Knockout will be up and ready any moment, just let him know when you need him.
— He will whimper at your praise, keep telling him how good he makes you feel. F u e l h i s e g o. Knockout does hate whimpering, but what can he do if you’re making him feel that good!?
— Knockout doesn’t mind being on top of you, domming. Just a preference for being beneath you is all and going at your pace since you’re not too used to this. He gets to make you beg that way, and he loves denying you release. It's like a way to get you wrapped around his finger. He also gets a better view of the cute faces you make. He's generally fine with any position, he'll find a way to make it work.
— Orgasm Denial and Edging is his forte. The longer the battle, the sweeter the victory. But he absolutely hates it when you're doing it to him. It goes against his prideful nature, but he will turn into a whiney mess. Begging for you to touch him and do more than just teasingly grinding your sloppy valve over his spike.
— He's a medic so naturally, he's... good with his digits. You need steady servos and skilled digits to carry out operational procedures after all. He’ll have your sweet valve spread and stretched in no time.
— Knockout knows his foreplay well. It’s always intimate with him too. His dermas will kiss over every little scar and scratch on your frame, and he remembers where they are cause he’s the one fixing them. You feel loved every second of it.
— This mech loves risks and quickies. He likes interfacing anywhere private but sanitary where there’s a chance of getting caught. Storage rooms, outposts, his office, the Med Bay, the list goes on. It's like a challenge to Knockout as both of you have to keep your volume down. Knockout loves challenges. Once, Shockwave caught you sucking Knockout off in the storage closer when he entered to grab a datapad. Shockwave practically walked out the second he came in.
— He loves getting sucked off. Knockout grabs your helm and just pushes you even more onto his spike to a point where you practically deep throating his spike. He moans and groans hard. He loves eating you out too. Your facial expressions during either of these are just beautiful to Knockout, and he wants those noises you make and faces you make to last. Especially the face you make after he overloads into your mouth, it just gets him aroused again.
— His favourite location is the med bay, high risk and a lot of opportunities to restrain you… or have you restrain him. Quickies at the med bay are quite common but the two of you have only been caught there once.
— Sometimes, he denies you your release just so he could see your sex-drunk expression last longer on your faceplates when you’re about to overload. Dragging it out and making your neural network fuzz out.
— Loves the way you arch into him. If he could, he would make a sculpture of it. But he’s not artistic in the slightest.
— If he’s in a good mood (which is usually all the time during interfacing because he's banging his partner), he will smother you in praise.
— Happy to experiment. Knockout is a kinky bastard. He loves tying you up, getting tied down, blind folding you, using gags, handcuffs, mutual masturbation, name calling, creampies, pet play, collars. He’s rough with it when he feels like it, and if you want him to be.
— More into the kinky bit: He wants to roleplay as a Doctor and you as his patient. There’s just something about you laying down on your back on his examination table that really gets to him. He secretly likes it when you degrade him.
— He is willing to do threesomes, but the other person involved must be someone the two of you both have a mutual interest in… Breakdown.
— He tries not to be too rough because when he is, your digits begin scratching his lustrous paint job. He doesn’t get mad at you for it as he also does leave scratches here and there. It's a conflicting emotion he has about them. On one hand, it's something like a souvenir and reminder he gets after pleasing you so well but on the other hand, it's annoying to him as it leaves his paint damaged, and he has to buff it all up.
— Knockout DEFINITELY has a bunch of spike mods he's been itching to use on you. One with an inflatable knot, maybe the types with different textures... The mech wouldn't hesitant on using toys either. He enjoys experimenting with you. He gets to figure out what get you going after all.
— He will ask you where he should finish and loves biting into your neck-cables as he does so. Has a thing for biting. Bite him. He loves it. Just not anywhere with paint, though. He likes it when you finish in him if you're spiking him down. Even if washing off your paint transfers is a hassle.
— Knockout is good at giving oral too, he can take your spike deep in his intake. He will leave your vents staggering and puffing steam. I do think he’s better at orally servicing spike than valve, but his dexterous digits can always make up for that.
— Nothing can stop him from getting onto your lap and sucking your digits like the slut he is.
— He has this weird thing where he takes snapshots of you when you’re completely lost in ecstasy, and you just look so ridiculously good to Knockout. He keeps these pictures for himself and looks at them whenever he feels a little too lonely. And yes, he has self-serviced to them.
— Wildcard: Once, the two of you, in your holoforms, interfaced in the back seat of Knockout’s vehicular mode. Knockout and you did enjoy it, but Knockout had to clean his insides for quite a while. Ever since that, human interfacing has been labelled as ‘gross’ in Knockout's eyes. At least until, Knockout and you went to a love hotel once in your holoforms. Knockout began to have a wider appreciation for human interfacing after that.
— Sometimes, Knockout’s car lights activate during interfacing. It's embarrassing to Knockout. You just let out a small laugh whenever that happens. It’s an impulse he really can’t control all too well-
— He can last for maybe three or so rounds. But you last a lot longer so he's having the time of his life regardless. He isn’t exactly the king of stamina.
— But he is the King of Aftercare. Aftercare with Knockout is just absolutely amazing. He will bring you everything you need. Wash clothes, blankets and even fresh energon to replenish your systems before the two of you recharge together. He expects to be taken care of in a similarly by the way!
— A dirty fantasy of his is to see you use him past his limit, keep riding his spike and using your valve to squeeze down on him until you’re spent. He’d probably blue screen before that but oh, how he’d love it… Especially since you can go a lot longer than he ever could.
— The two of you will use the buffer on each other to cover up all the scratches and scrapes.
— CUDDLES! He will absolutely smother you in them. Wrap his servos around you and just feel your embrace as the two of you talk for hours on end until both of you fall into recharge. Or maybe in the wash racks.
— Breeding? Nah. I can’t see Knockout being into it. The mech likes finishing in you, don’t get him wrong, but he does NOT have the time or patience in his servos to have a sparkling scare. He’s had enough of those back in med school. He generally isn’t very interested in having a sparkling at all if we’re being honest.
he loves how creative you are, your taste in paint & design are unmatched. all of your selections have only ever made him look his best and he loves it. he wants to appreciate your art more, such beauty should be worn and seen by all. not stashed away.
so he starts using the little accessories you made for him like dangling ornaments on his frame, sometimes hanging on his rearview mirror like charms. he even goes as far as to ask you to paint his frame one occasion which was unheard of... the mech hated anyone touching his paint! but knockout enjoys it, he relishes the feeling of your delicate brush strokes.
the only part he struggles at is when you start painting on sensitive areas but he tries his hardest not to jump or squirm.
he looks real fashionable.
at least, until you accidentally knocked down an entire canister of paint on to his frame.
yeah, say goodbye to your frame painting privileges. its going to take a while for you to get those back. but at least breakdown had a good laugh.
my college wants everyone to have a linkdin but i dont want to go into that corporate hellscape... i hate linkdin-speak... i'm not ready for a "j*b" :(
old hcs right from my ao3 i spent a lot of time rewritting cause i HATED how cringy it was omg.... reworked reader's personality a bit. there isn't enough silent, strong and avoidant types of reader insert characters out there so here's one for my people. MIGHT BE OOC!!! also, this is purely fluff
scenario: the medic finds himself falling for a warrior who seems to lags in romance
note: reader is taller than Knockout, they have a stronger frame and is intimidating so they're usually alone. (nsfw ver.)
— Out of everyone onboard the Nemesis, Knockout is the only one who has any sort of charisma required for romance, and you fell straight into his game. He's as promiscuous as they come, a shameless flirt, and he's had his optics on you for a while, checking you out when you aren’t looking. Strong stabilizers, servos with a crushing grip, sleek yet bulky in the right areas. Built for speed and strength; he found it incredibly attractive. Knockout likes them real heavy duty. But of course, he isn't some cheap pervert. He's smooth with his advances. Knockout is determined to break your Stoic Decepticon warrior facade and see the 'Con underneath.
— You were one of the few warriors on board The Nemesis currently and Megatron considered you one of his finest but one day, back when Starscream was in charge, you got severely injured. After a long rant from a very fussy Starscream, you were taken to the Med-Bay and that’s where you met him. A handsome ‘Con with a lustrous red finish, the newly appointed CMO (Chief Medical Officer) onboard the Nemesis, Knockout.
“I thought every warrior was a natural at neglecting their frame but yours looks absolutely dashing.” First thing Knockout said when he saw you, he chooses to ignore the many paint scratches for now. Honestly, you didn’t know what to say. As a warrior, you’ve only ever been met with the gaze of fear or respect, sometimes admiration but this mech’s optics shined with… something entirely different and foreign to you, but it motivated you to try and compliment him back.
“...I like your finish.” Knockout felt his spark flutter momentarily as those words left your denta, he just stood there by the examination table in silence for a second. The flashy race-car can see how the gears in your helm are turning, trying to process his compliment… You don’t get a lot of those, do you? He didn’t expect a response. He just snickers in disbelief, drifting away in thought momentarily. Knockout likes you more already; he was honestly expecting a glare, but you seemed to engage. A good start.
“Are… we doing this… or?” You spoke with a raised optic ridge, snapping him out of his trance. You look apprehensive, like you truly despise being at the medics. So you're one of those types. Knockout can basically feel the excitement, he's going to enjoy this. He’ll make sure you love the medbay.
“Ah, yes. Of course!” He scoffs, an amused smile playing on the corners of his dermas while you try to sit up on the medical berth. The doctor moving towards you and standing right beside you, his digits moving to work with meticulous precision. Soldering small rips & tears as well as making sure none of your fuel lines were leaking. You feel a slight shudder down your spinal struts, knowingly caused by the doctor when his servos grazed one of the sensors by your neck.
Knockout was done with your repairs rather quickly— There was no deep damage done to your plating so it wasn’t too hard either, but there was a concerning number of tears and damage onto your wires. The mech can’t even fathom walking around like you do with all your… paint scratches… He shudders at the thought… You try rising to get off the medical berth and move along with your day a few seconds after the red medic leaned away from the berth and went to put his equipment back.
"Ah! Slowly.." He rushes over, dropping whatever it was he was doing to gently help you get up. "The soldering work will need some tweaks later on this week so try not to move around too much." Knockout replies, servos gently inspecting the newly patched up scar on your shoulder plating, making sure his touch doesn't linger for too long. He looks back up at you. You can tell there's... something behind his touch. You can't seem to tell what.
“By the way, what is your name?” Knockout asks as he proceeds to inspect the wounds near your chassis. Your optics are fixed onto his helm, there's curiosity mixed with intrigue. He stands out to you in a way you really can’t explain, and you can tell the medic too is oddly… interested.
He was going to enjoy his time with you.
— In Knockout’s perspective, it’s not everyday you meet someone on this blasted ship that actually attempts to engage in conversation (excluding his dear nurse, Breakdown) so Knockout tries to approach you, and you begin spending time together. The two of you developed a sort of flirtationship. He teases you, you fail to realize it, and you just compliment him back, not realizing how it affects Knockout. His main intention, however, is to try to make you flustered. Make the heat rise to your faceplates like he did when you two first met at the medbay.
Sometimes it works, other times he sounds a bit cheesy. Knockout mostly wins though, leaving you flustered. And he realizes he might have a thing for making strong bots all flustered. To you, however, this was the most unusual development ever. People feared you, they stayed away from you. And here is this… little medic gambling his luck with you. You would’ve told him off long ago if you didn’t actually… enjoy having someone to talk to for once.
— But to Knockout, this was a game. You just about captured his spark the moment you spoke. This has never happened to Knockout. He was the one supposed to make people swoon, not you! This was a blow to his pride. Knockout still wants you, though. So, he was going to do what he does best, sweet-talking, he was going to talk his way into your spark and then, he would have you ask him out instead. Knockout considered himself a mastermind. He was going to come out of this game as a winner no matter w h a t.
— He was going to make you catch feelings. Knockout was a medic with a mission. A mission he was going to fulfil.
— Knockout and you became closer as Knockout began seizing every opportunity he could to spend time with you. Especially after the Autobots roughen you up after another gruelling day of defending the mines. He won't admit it, but there's something attractive about the way you seem all pissed off when you enter the med-bay after a long day to get your repairs. Your anger is... hot. But you seem to move into a more pleasant mood after talking to him as he repairs you. Usually, he'd ask for his patients to remain quiet, but he likes hearing you talk. Also, you compliment his finish, he loves it.
— Eventually, he even began inviting you to his racing joyrides. You might’ve been stronger, but he was faster; however, Knockout did let you win a couple of them as charity. He didn’t want you to think that he was cruel, after all. As a bonus, you get to enjoy some of the only good things this dirt ball called Earth has to offer, a pleasant scenery.
— The two of you even began exploring the human world in your respective holoforms. He managed to convince you after seeing your reluctance, your justification being Megatron’s strict orders not to indulge in the human world. Big M was never a fan of fun anyway and Knockout was not going to let the warlord ruin his fun. You learned more about Earth customs and culture alongside Knockout. The two of you even used the money from winning all those street races in various places like arcades and clothing stores.
“Do these suit me?” Knockout asks you as you sit on a comfy chair. You were in the “men’s” section of the human clothing aisle. Honestly, you didn’t understand the gender division on human clothing. Humans were weird. They need clothes purely for their protection but then became for own aesthetic purposes as well and now associated said aesthetics with a gender? How backward.
He wore something humans called a Tux, short for Tuxedo. The two of you had even once watched a movie with the same title. His red hair was slicked back, the dark colours of the Tux really suited Knockout’s holoform. It made his well-built figure stand out more and complimented his red hair.
“You look as gorgeous as ever, Knockout.... by human standards at least...”
— Knockout had learned a lot more about you after spending time with you. Now, he knows your interests, your likes, your dislikes and all of that important information. He was going to use all of this knowledge to the fullest for his mission. He's also come to the realization you're a lot goofier than you let on which he actually finds a bit endearing.
— You, on the other hand, regrettably began developing feelings for the mech. Knockout always teased that you were in love with him, you always denied, but now it’s like it was coming back to bite you on your skid plate. You could imagine the smug look on that slagger's face if you ever intend to tell him. You’re… not the best at conveying how you feel. Or processing your emotions in general. Years of war had led you to bottle most of it up and throw it away, but Knockout reaches out to you. He’s made it obvious that he wants to open those bottles, soothe you in ways you wouldn’t have thought of. And that, the unknown comfort of companionship scares you.
— Knockout noticed how you were being a little… distant lately. Was he doing something wrong? He can’t lose you yet! So, Knockout begins to be more considerate than usual, he toned down the cockiness and flirting. That just made you fall in even harder because kindness was always withheld from you which made you more embarrassed to be around KO. A self-feeding loop.
— Breakdown is just watching the both of you, cheering on Knockout from the sidelines. Honestly, it's like entertainment to him, but it's frustrating. Knockout told him about what he was planning. ‘What a dork.’ Was the only thought in his helm upon hearing Knockout’s delusional idea. But, it did take everything in his power not to tell you. Honestly, Breakdown doesn't see why Knockout doesn’t just go up to you and ask you out at this point. Why is he going so far as to make you want him back and then make you ask him out? Just kiss already! Breakdown is the most normal on board The Nemesis.
— Knockout constantly rants about you to Breakdown and his Knockout’s biggest frustration is that he can’t tell whether you’ve fallen for him or not. Breakdown just wants you two together so he could stop having to hear about Knockout’s stupid crush 24/7. It's driving him mad.
— Imagine the smile plastered across Breakdown’s face when you approach him about your ‘situation’ with Knockout. Do you like him back? LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO. It takes every ounce of energon in Breakdown’s circuits to not yell out that Knockout likes you back. Mostly because he knows the doctor would have his helm.
“If you like him, why don’t you ask him out?” Breakdown suggests, helping out Knockout with his master plan. He’s internally screaming, that lunatic did it. Knockout has you wanting him.
“Well, I don’t know if he likes me back and...” You respond.
Breakdown pauses for a moment, there's no way you're that dense. Or maybe you're stupid. But again, Knockout is generally flirtatious so it adds up. “Are you afraid of him… rejecting you?” He snickers. Only if you knew.
You look like you were caught red-handed and scramble to respond. “No! Well, not just that…” You mumble back, a hand caressing the back of your neck supports as you mutter something. You should see how you look.
Breakdown is no fool, he stops himself from roaring with laughter once he gets what you seem to have the lack of words to say, and you give out an exasperated vent while rolling your optics at his immature response.
“Are you saying that you, one of the bravest warriors out there, can fight autobots twice as strong as them fearlessly but have never been courted before?” Breakdown taunts, occasionally letting out laughs he’s been holding back in between words. You look like you took a heavy blow and immediately try to defend yourself.
“When you put it like that-”
“A load of scrap. You’re one of the bravest of us all and if you can’t ask one mech out, can you really call yourself a warrior? Tell me!” Breakdown exclaims. Challenging you, he knows you won't back down from one. Every Decepticon had an ego, you're no exception. You grimace, optics narrowing at him as you internally debate. Sitting down for a moment as you collect your thoughts. You hate to admit it, but he had a point and that irked you. You feel terrible for avoiding Knockout in the first place! But you can’t want to confront these… uncomfortable emotions.
“...I’m scared.” You mutter, Breakdown reads the weight of your words and his laughter ceases as he listens. You purse your dermas into a line and sigh, not wanting to admit this.
“I’m just… terrified. Of opening up…” You say, you’ve never felt this vulnerable before and Breakdown can see it. He shifts, moving towards you. Placing a servo on your pauldron to comfort you. The room goes quiet for moments.
“...I have to ask Knockout out.” You sigh, breaking the silence.
Breakdown is right. This was a matter of your pride! How were you to be a warrior if you couldn’t explore something new? Try something you’ve never really… tried. Breakdown smiles at your conviction, a strange pride emanating from it. Knockout better thank him.
“You have to do what now? Is there dirt in your vocalizers?” He asks, teasing you. Demanding you have a firmer resolve on your decision. Breakdown has successfully managed to make you cement your decision. But... he won’t tell Knockout about this. Not yet. Let it be a surprise.
“I have to ask Knockout on a date!” You exclaim louder, the resolve firm and clear. Though, Soundwave across the room probably heard that. He doesn't really care.
“That’s the spark!” Breakdown praised as he patted your back.
— Breakdown decides to play the role of double agent. He tells Knockout that you have indeed slightly fallen for his stupid plan that miraculously worked and at the same time, he tells you that Knockout is partially interested in you. He conveniently leaves the part out that you will confess to Knockout when he gives in his report, though.
— Breakdown gives you advice on how to ask out KO and tells you about all his little pet peeves and such. What he finds attractive, what sort of activities he enjoys other than the ones you know. Breakdown is the realest.
— You finally muster up the courage to ask out Knockout on a date. Breakdown is just internally squealing in delight and relief as Knockout grabs your helm to place a soft kiss on your derma. Knockout is finally relieved, his mission was a success, he won a game you didn't even know you were a part of.
— You and Knockout’s idea of having fun is mainly just exploring the human world together. The two of you go to theatre drive-ins to watch human cinema, humans have quite some ridiculous yet creative ideas. The two of you mainly watch horror movies. Knockout’s favourite human horror movie (which actually scared him) is 28 Days Later.
— The two of you use buffers on each other. Knockout enjoys cleaning you, he finds a certain profound feeling when he helps tidy up the love of his life. He also gives you a free massage.
— This mech is a major tease. He’s the type to come up from behind and wrap his servos around your waist and whisper sweet words to you from behind as you’re doing something. He doesn't care if it's something important. Just as long as Megatron or Starscream aren't in the room. The problem is, he is much shorter than you so it looks kind of awkward.
— Knockout is narcissistic but not in a psychopathic way. He knows he’s fabulous but will happily listen to others tell him sweet praises that he already knows that is true about himself. Fuel him. He likes it.
— MATCHING PAINT JOBS! He loves having matching paint jobs with you. The two of you pick colours and keep getting your paint jobs changed every month. Two Cybertronian fashion icons.
— He will educate you on some basic medical procedures so you could take care of yourself just in case he’s not there. KO loves you and doesn’t want you hurt.
— Knockout will internally jump up and down and squeal if he gets assigned on a mission with you. He loves watching you kick skid-plate. There is something incredibly arousing about the way you gracefully move to combat those pesky Autobots. You could punch him and he would probably moan. He rarely gets to go on a mission with you. He also patches you up on the field.
— Will spew out suggestive things to you without a filter. It grosses Starscream out, but you look all flustered and embarrassed and squirmy, so Knockout enjoys it.
— Breakdown often ends up third wheeling your dates. It gets awkward for him though, the two of you would be making out, and he would just be sitting there, trying to focus on something else. And occasionally gets to join.
— Knockout will happily show you affection publicly, no matter where you guys are. He gives zero shits. The whole war ship knows the two of you are together. There were rumours going around even before you officially asked KO out.
— The Nemesis’s power-couple. And Breakdown is all here for it. He’s like both of your hype mech. He will cheer the two of you on, and he’s just there to support the two of you. Maybe even join in.
— Knockout is a mech that knows his worth. He knows that he’s the finest mech on that warship and that you’re never going to bag another one like him in the next millennia. You’ll always reject everyone else’s advances for him. KO knows that you’re never going to leave him so he rarely ever gets possessive or jealous.
— But if, let's just say, someone is trying actively to pursue you, and he won’t take a hint and leave, Knockout will wrap his servo around your waist and just death glare whoever the pursuer was with the most snarky quips he can conjure up. However, he’s a mech that will try to defuse the situation peacefully; through words.
— The only person he is slightly jealous of is Dreadwing because Lord Megatron assigned him as your partner. Dreadwing gets to see you in action but your soon-to-be-Conjux can't? Unfair!
— Speaking of which, Knockout is a more casual mech. He's usually not looking for the long term but if you really stand out to him, soon-to-be-Conjux it is.
— The two of you sometimes hang out in your holoforms. Both of you once went into a photo booth and took so many pictures. He has most of those with him. Knockout claims that since he paid for them, he should be allowed to keep them. He does give you some of them.
— He loves it when you tease him back. He sees it as you coming out of your shell and trying to initiate with him. It also gives him an opportunity to one-up you and leave you speechless.
— You sometimes write him cheesy love poems, and he collects them all and keeps them as this one big collection of your words.
— He knows you're terrible at flirting and will remind you of it. It's adorable to watch you try and be seductive.
— He’s the type to giggle and kick his pedes if you comm him, metaphorically. Like the second he hears your voice, all anger just melts away, and he’s smiling hard. It annoys Starscream when that happens, but he’s just jealous that he doesn’t have anyone who makes him feel the same way.
— Knockout sits down and listens to how you feel, he might be a little pushy because it bothers him when you feel overwhelmed and start avoiding him. The show-off is well aware of how you go non-verbal at times and has come to get used to it. He tries to be as attentive as he can with you. His patience may not be limitless but he really, really tries.
— He understands that you are a gentler mech. You'd rather have his helm on your lap so that you could delicately caress him. He wants to be with you forever when he sees the way you smile at him from above. Its sappy, he knows it, but he doesn't care.
— He loves cuddling with you. Especially since you're bigger than him. He soaks up all the warmth from your frame and will readily climb onto your lap any given moment. Cage him in with your servos and it's all the better. Just watch out for his paint.
— You and Knockout get along well despite being polar opposites. You compliment each other, literally and figuratively.
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I hate when I tell people I'm into Comp Sci and programming and they go "ooh there's a lot of money there". I'm not DOING it for the MONEY I'm DOING it because I want to FUCK the COMPUTER!!!!
i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably
abt: speculative mechanics of a cybertronian processor inspired by my computer science degree
im very intruiged by discreet mathematics and find my self wanting to take a quantum computing course, not 4 a career or whatever but just so i can make better speculative biology about how transformer processors function.
of course, this is under the presumption that cybertronians are a purely mechanical species with little to no non-mechanical aspects.. which is how i generally see them.
im 99.9999% sure the closest thing remotely comparable to a cybertronian processor we have rn would be a quantum computer.
cybertronian processors have to constantly process various forms of input from different sources at high speeds seperately in order to react to ther enviornment as well work their internal systems, i.e. parallel processing which quantum computing is capable of.
newer models are capable of performing this at much faster speeds due to their evolutionary process (ratchet in idw mentions how tailgate is ancient because he still has 'gears'). i like to imagine that older cybertronians have slower processing speed purely because the newer generations just end up being forged with faster, more efficient processor so they end up being relatively 'slow' + heat damage & sound damage build up internal damages in processors which over time, causes serious issues as they get older.
but like most things, resources are limited. so with all this faster processing being allocated to new batches of bots, its likely that compensations are made. most likely on size? they bots gets smaller and smaller as newer batches are forged? its fascinating to me to think about this
also quantum computing needs ridiculously advanced cooling systems to operate at full efficiency so heat damage as a reason for deteriorating processor performance is fun to think about
anyway, i have 3 maths subjects this semester! 😋 and i'm stoked about that (i love mathematics)!!! also data structures & computer system organization which means learning more things that helps me make more hcs :p
i do also enjoy learning about hardware components cause in my head, that's just cybertronian organs i'm studying bro.
data structures as a fundamental of how cybertronians store memories is something i also find fascinating? but a part of me wants to reject the idea cause they are aliens, using human engineering to explain their systems feels sort of dumb to me.
abt: speculative mechanics of a cybertronian processor inspired by my computer science degree
im very intruiged by discreet mathematics and find my self wanting to take a quantum computing course, not 4 a career or whatever but just so i can make better speculative biology about how transformer processors function.
of course, this is under the presumption that cybertronians are a purely mechanical species with little to no non-mechanical aspects.. which is how i generally see them.
im 99.9999% sure the closest thing remotely comparable to a cybertronian processor we have rn would be a quantum computer.
cybertronian processors have to constantly process various forms of input from different sources at high speeds seperately in order to react to ther enviornment as well work their internal systems, i.e. parallel processing which quantum computing is capable of.
newer models are capable of performing this at much faster speeds due to their evolutionary process (ratchet in idw mentions how tailgate is ancient because he still has 'gears'). i like to imagine that older cybertronians have slower processing speed purely because the newer generations just end up being forged with faster, more efficient processor so they end up being relatively 'slow' + heat damage & sound damage build up internal damages in processors which over time, causes serious issues as they get older.
but like most things, resources are limited. so with all this faster processing being allocated to new batches of bots, its likely that compensations are made. most likely on size? they bots gets smaller and smaller as newer batches are forged? its fascinating to me to think about this
also quantum computing needs ridiculously advanced cooling systems to operate at full efficiency so heat damage as a reason for deteriorating processor performance is fun to think about
anyway, i have 3 maths subjects this semester! 😋 and i'm stoked about that (i love mathematics)!!! also data structures & computer system organization which means learning more things that helps me make more hcs :p
i do also enjoy learning about hardware components cause in my head, that's just cybertronian organs i'm studying bro.
data structures as a fundamental of how cybertronians store memories is something i also find fascinating? but a part of me wants to reject the idea cause they are aliens, using human engineering to explain their systems feels sort of dumb to me.
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uhh im so shy but can you do transformers characters being listening to tufff Mickey mouse tiki tiki yiri Yara phonk while inserting a rose toy playing phonk in their ass?... Or if you don't like phonk can you do my crack ship of beachcomber x dead end I call it deadcomber
Hey brother 😭🙏 I gotta ask, why didn’t you use Tiki Phonk this time? 🗿 Honestly, Tiki Phonk would’ve matched the whole vibe perfectly and made the edit way more energetic ⚡🔥 The bass, the cowbells, and the overall atmosphere would’ve gone absolutely crazy 🎧💥 I was genuinely expecting that style because it always makes the clips feel smoother, harder, and way more satisfying to watch 👌💯Don’t get me wrong though, the edit was still clean 🍷 but Tiki Phonk would’ve pushed it to another level entirely 🚀 The way those distorted beats sync with transitions is unmatched 😭 Every flash, zoom, and movement would’ve hit ten times harder 💣 The music basically gives edits an aura 👁️🗿 Like the second the beat drops, everything suddenly feels cinematic and dangerous 😈⚔️Brother, your editing style already fits Tiki Phonk perfectly too 🤝 The pacing, the transitions, the effects — all of it screams for that aggressive energy 🔥 Imagine the bass dropping exactly when the clips switch 💥 or the cowbells echoing during the slow motion parts 🎶 That would’ve been legendary 😭🙏 People definitely would’ve replayed the edit over and over because the vibe would’ve been addicting 📈🌀That’s the thing with Tiki Phonk 🎧 It doesn’t just sound cool — it transforms the whole experience 🌌 Even simple clips start feeling powerful and memorable 🗿 The atmosphere becomes darker, cleaner, and way more hype ⚡ Without it, the edit still looks good, but with it? Brother… it becomes generational 🍷🔥Next time, trust the vision and let the Tiki Phonk carry the edit 😭🙏 Let the bass shake the screen 💣 let the transitions breathe with the beat 🎶 and let the aura consume the entire video 👁️🗿 Trust me brother, everything will sound cleaner, hit harder, and feel way more unforgettable 💯Capiche boy? 🍷🗿 thanks
don't EVER come into my inbox w this shit lil vro 🥀🥀🥀
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I just wanted to tell you i genuinely appreciate your writing and guess what! I saw your concept of weaponformers on Chainsaw Man and I’m currently writing a fanfic about Denji!GN!Reader x MTMTE, since I really LOVED your concept, I hope you don’t mind me using it but in my drafts right now, I put in your user for credit! If you’re uncomfortable with me writing it, I can cancel it but I just want to see if you’re comfortable with it! But if you do like it, you can search it up on wattpad if you’re interested in reading it!
Please notice this, so I know you’re comfortable with me using your concept and crediting you!
Again, I love your writing and fanfic.
IM SO SORRY I DID NOT SEE THIS!!!
thank you so much anon!!! and yes, you can use my concept!!! please do tag me in the fic cause i've been dying to read a fic like that for a very long time. i wanna see where you'll take it! im so very sorry about my super late request... pls do tell me the name so i could search it up on wattpad!
im very comfortable w others using my concepts as long as im tagged cause i rlly like seeing how ppl write out those ideas!
I'll give you my soul if you give some nsfw tfa Megatron headcanon. I've seen your thoughts on him (let him be a bastard), so pretty please some headcanons for the bastard..?
[TFA] ♡ "CONJUX" Megatron NSFW
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG MY TIME HAS COME IM FINALLY GETTING A REQUEST ABOUT MY MANNN AAAAA I COULD KISS U FOR REQUESTING THIS ANON MWAH i will kiss the ground you walk on... might be a little OOC but im not so sure
scenario: you and your conjux getting freaky, trying to keep this as general as i can
setting: post-exile, before finding the Allspark
note: reader used to be one of his old batch mates
MDNI 18+ ‼️NSFW under the cut‼️
— You've been by his side for what had to be eons. Though, as young soldiers, the two of you were at odds despite fighting under the same banner. There were feelings, yes; along with tension that could be cut with a knife but he only ever officially took you as his Conjux after he gained full control of the Decepticons. A strategic move, otherwise you could've been a target for his potential enemies and traitors.
— Now, he was a very busy mech during the War, but now that they are exiled and on this never-ending hunt for the Allspark, Megatron figures he could make it up to you.
— He's suave and sly. Charming in every sense of the word. I do think TFA Megs gets a bit touchy sometimes but its only ever light touches. He has a face to keep as the ruthless Lord of the Decepticons. Can't be seen romancing you all the time, but he doesn't mind dropping a few suggestive lines or hints at you just to watch your reactions. He finds it amusing. He loves making you pout or cringe.
— Privately, he doesn't hold back at allllllll. Not in the slightest. He's over you the moment the two of you are alone. His servos resting on your hips and caressing them teasingly. It's very obvious what he wants, and he knows you cannot resist. He likes quickies but prefers long, drawn out sessions where he can make you melt into nothing. Slow, methodical pleasure.
— Megatron is a major tease. Every touch has purpose. He knows where his digits needs to go for you to start heating up. The mech's basically mapped out your entire frame by now and by Primus, he will use it to his advantage. You tease him though, and he will be down immediately, he'll play along for a bit before folding for you. You could even catch him by surprise if your audacious enough with it.
— Definitely a switch. He prefers being the top, but he wouldn't mind bottoming if he gets to keep control. He likes being the dominant one. But there are some days when he's just worn out and exhausted from his never-ending search for the All-Spark that he'll let you have the reigns. Speaking of which, would he use you as stress relief? Yes, if you're into it as well. You're his equal here, he values your comfort and opinion.
— He likes having your back against his front when he's spiking you down. His servos will roam your back, over your many battle scars with a hum when he's done. Might be into body worship, Megatron can't get enough of you. There are times he'll mindlessly just caress the scars on your servos or your faceplates. There's a reverence to his touch.
— TFA Megs probably has a higher interface drive than TFP Megs. He's a much more passionate lover, intensely so. It's no surprise that he'll take any opportunity to get close, even after vorns of being together.
— One thing for sure is that he loves making you whine and beg. He will delay your overlord as much as he can just to have you beg and make you mad. He wants to drive you crazy. He shamelessly relishes it. It's why he prefers long, drawn out sessions rather than quickies. He wants you at your most vulnerable beneath him. Definitely feels very satisfied when he sees how over-stimulated you are, your stabilizers twitching.
— There are times when he'll ask to spar with you for 'old time's sake' only for you to get pinned down and whole thing to go south very fast. He gets riled up when he sees you fight. There's something thrilling about it. It has his gears grinding. Especially when you fight back against him.
— He's might praise you during interfacing, but it may sound snarky at times. Like he's trying to tease you. Its only because it's hard for him to be genuine. It's difficult to tell with Megatron. If you're into degradation though, he wouldn't mind calling you a few names, but he's going to use that knowledge like its ammunition.
— Positions? He doesn't have a favourite and would want to try all of them at least once with you. You guys have millions of years so he might as well experiment.
— Speaking of experiments, he's more willing to try out something new with you than most other iterations of Megatron. He might not be overly interested if it involves him losing control but, nonetheless, he's willing to consider.
— A personal favourite of his is tying you up. The warlord loves bondage, specifically with you being tied up so that he do as he pleases. Bonus points if you shut down your sensors. He craves your vulnerability being directly under his control, he finds it deeply intimate.
— He isn't very loud during interfacing either, he usually keeps it down to just whispers and grunts. His engines purr louder, though.
— Megatron is playful during interfacing, he'd engage in light role-play. Maybe like some lord and servant thing? As long as nothing about the war enters the berth, he's fine because he hates stressing over the current predicament when he's trying to have some fun with you.
— Would he use toys? Hmm. Definitely not frequently but once occasionally to punish you. He finds it a good way to leave you craving him. He is sadistic in that sense. Megatron wants you to want him, need him, deeply so.
— He prefers giving you oral, servicing your valve with his servos working up your spike, and you're tied down so you have to be nice if you want it. Megatron gets a rush from that. But that doesn't mean Megatron wouldn't turn down an opportunity to watch you go down on his spike, he loves watching you swallow his static charge and transfluids. Work up his valve with your servos. He loves it.
— This might be OOC, but I do think he's got an exhibitionist in him, somewhere in there. Shove you into a lonesome part of the ship and just hope that no one catches the two of you. Would be a shame if someone walked in on you two, though. That would ruin his mood entirely but the thrill of possibly being caught is exhilarating to him. It's something the warlord feels very conflicted about cause he does ultimately care about his image and setting an example.
— Locations? Anywhere private. Not always the berth. Sometimes the empty sparring rooms or the abandoned medbay will do. Megatron wants a comfortable location where neither of your joints end up aching.
— I'm not sure if he would have any spike mods. He probably did at some point but the war and having to keep repairing frames most likely made him drop it.
— For the breeding freaks: Yes, I can see him having a breeding kink. The Decepticons are low in numbers, scatter across the galaxy and the two of you are floating in the vastness of space with the spec of hope that the Allspark could be located. It's the only chance you have against the Autobots. So the need for a successor is obviously something that would cross his processor. You're most likely going to end up carrying in that case.