Omgg yeyyy thanks!!!! Well my request is a bit strange, so if you're not comfortable doing it its ok! So, can ya write about their reactions when y/n is a member of the troupe where she's just rude. Like beyond necessary. And she's naturally colder than ice, both physical and emotionally (physically she's not bothered, like its only possible to notice that if they touch her -accidentally in a mission). After years and years of knowing the troupe, she might start warming up in her own way, like using their clothes, shampoo, cologne, their stuff in general. Ofc after all that time together they might start having feelings for her, like, *ahem*!? If theire alot of members, please just write shalnark, feitan, phinks, uvogin and nobunaga (and machi, pleaseeeee)!!! And if its possible, thank you very much, I appreciate your work!!
no itās fine i totally get it!! ofc iāll do your req its not strange at all :D iāve seen many like this my friend !! āļø
now i might run out of charactersābut! if i do iāll finish the rest in another post n tag you :) i donāt mind doing everyone tho i think thatāll be fun!!
iāll do the ones you said you definitely want in there first!!
(these exclude kalluto and hisokaākalluto because heās a child, if you want him included let me know before i post the next one and iāll do child reader for his section !! āØš«)
PART TWO!!
shalnark
now shalnark doesnāt have a problem with this at all, he doesnāt much care for rudeness as he does facts. the only thing that would jokingly offend him is the truth. but even then he doesnāt take it personally. generally because thatās just his demeanor.
now when it come to your ice attitude, seeing as though youāre a PT member he could find it to be an imbalance conventionally speaking if you donāt cooperate well in addition. but if your simply rude yet get the job done he pretty much just letās you be yourself. not like he can do much about it anyway.
i will say he will definitely laugh if you say something rude he finds funny to the other members (ahem phinks and feitan probably). if you do it to him though, like i said he doesnāt take it personally. pretty much just an āow that hurtsā or grumbling a āsure are known for your sharp tongue i guessā as you turn to your respective roles for the mission.
now he probably figured out youāre physically ice cold too when you two and maybe a few other members were coming back from a mission or maybe heading to meteor city, and you just happened to brush arms. or maybe he was handing you something. either way he probably comments on it when he realizes, something like āgeez your cold! is your heart frozen too or something?..or maybe missing š¤·š¼ hahaha!ā
i wouldnāt be surprised if your retort got him to stop laughing though šš but if iām right thatās pretty much your dynamic! the heartless character who always insults person b, and person b; the smart character who doesnāt take it too personally and may tease back. what fun! on the topic of the two of you. he definitely notices when you start to warm up
heās an astute guy thereās no way he doesnāt. the way you seem generally less sharp and on edge with everyone. using their things, especially his since you two are probably closest. iād imagine you often get paired together for missions because maybe your nen is compatible. or the exact opposite to make up for the other. either way you fit like a glove! and possibly romantically too..which leads me to sayā¦.! not long after noticing youāve warmed up to him and the troupe, heāll assess his own mannerisms! his emotionsā¦wait emotions? does he maybeā¦like you? i mean, if heās questioning thereās gotta be a chance right? but thatās strange, heād never even thought like that before. thus! he begins to pay closer attention to how he acts around you. he seeks you out to play cards first, likes how smoothly missions go with you, always offering to walk back to meteor city together. he really does extend himself for you doesnāt he? and maybe itās not in the friendly manner like heād always thought. itās not just ānormal!ā he has feelings for you! duh! ā¦..well what does this even mean? does he confess? youāve warmed up to him sure, and everyone else. but that doesnāt mean you feel the sameā¦maybe heāll observe just a little longer to see how you feel too. see if you go the extra mile for him, as he now knows he does..for you.š¹
feitan
none of the phantom troupe members are pushovers. so you donāt have to worry about any of them being a crybaby if you canāt stand those, seeing as though youāre a rather cold character. but this one? i really hope that didnāt even pop into your mind, certainly couldnāt have! the thought itself is laughable. donāt get me wrong, he isnāt impossible to rile up, (ahem, phinks probably could š¤£) though in a manner thatās rude it doesnāt get under his skin as much. simply because rude comments tend to be true, versus saying something just to make someone twitch can be a lie, which is always more annoying if you ask me.
and to be honest heās not too far from you. not at all actually. the main difference besides sadism (i mean unless youāre the same way) is that your rude to the other troupe members too. feitan really isnāt. so he pretty much gets your seeming distaste for, wellāeverything. to sum it all up? he pretty much is indifferent to your rudeness! lol what did we expect right?
as far as him figuring out your cold, i mean he really doesnāt touch people. heās not physically affectionate or anything (ahem uvogin) so it probably happened by accident or chance again. i swear this man is so difficult isnāt he? heās making himself impossible to write for with all this unbothered energy.
you and him truly are alike because he doesnāt comment on it or really care. actually, i wouldnāt be surprised if HEāS really cold too! at least his hands anyway (he strikes me as that kind of person). at most heād raise an eyebrow and move on. you either catch the acknowledgment or you donāt š¤·āāļø
heās 100% another one that immediately notices the changes in your behavior. feeling more comfortable with everyone, joining in on games instead of blatantly insulting whoever asked, actually coming back to meteor city with them instead of disappearing after missions, giving solutions to problems the troupe faces rather than glaring.
if youāre closest to him then he definitely notices because of that reason. which i could totally see since the of two are pretty alike. you may start to team up on others, instead of each other (ahem phinks n shalnark are the main victims, oh and nobunaga too his reactions are funny) and if your sadistic like him as i mentioned earlier heād love to tag team torture someone with you šš honestly him realizing his own feelings for you after seeing how much youāve warmed up to him is, complicated. in more ways than one. on one hand heād rather just keep being friends, seeing no use bringing love into the situation. and thereās the other part of him that knows deep down thatās sort of maybe a cover up for denial. the part of not wanting to destroy your friendship and make things weird is true though! i mean, he does think this is all weird. why should he feel this way?? it doesnāt help or do anything for the troupe. not to mention youāre still a pretty cold person, what reason do you have to like him back? just because your friends? and in general a relationship is a whole other thing to balance and figure out, because he has NO idea how regular people do that stuff. heās not stupid, but heās not experienced in that field either. itād probably be easier to just never tell you. which is the mostly likely scenario along with acting like his feelings are purely platonic. at most heāll start to look out for you more. he knows youāre strong, so not really in battle (although he does enjoy seeing you bring others pain) just in general, pointing at an item before you accidentally leave it behind, or flaws in a plan so they go well. that kind of stuff B)
phinks
oooo! phinks is gonna be an interesting one! especially since heās one of the PT members weāve actually seen get rage baited n show different emotions (for once š). first of all it doesnāt initially bother him until your insults hit him. atp let me just say it now, i wouldnāt be surprised if you have an enemies to lovers trope with this man. because when you do insult him it definitely does bother him. especially depending on how often you do so. also if you go back and forth with him (because he will if you do) or just say one and thatās it.
either way i gotta be honest he probably wonāt like you at first. unless youāve been around for a while and everyone just knows thatās how you are, or you always have been, whicheverās your story. donāt take it personally (which i assume you wonāt, seeing as though your heart is in Antarctica) but he is a confrontational person, as we know. he does things his way and will argue if you disagree.
not to mention heās a knucklehead. but anyway! him noticing your physically cold too would probably irritate him. in theory, he most likely doesnāt like you already, and no one really wants to touch someone they donāt like very much. especially not skin to skin. somehow it ends up happening unintentionally. he initially notices but doesnāt say anything at first. just yanking his hand away and probably dropping a comment like āyouāre cold to the touchā¦makes sense i guessā referencing how cold your personality is too.
in all honesty when he notices you warming up to the troupe and even him (maybe haha depends on you) heāll probably be weirded out and a bit confused as to why youāre changing. keyword in the first sentence is when btw, he isnāt super slow but he aināt the smartest guy around either, the first few times he may just pass it off as you in a good mood or something. although eventually heāll start to catch on. although switching up even slowly seems suspicious to him. heād start to watch you to see if your a traitor of some sorts, only to realize your demeanor has, if not only slightly, changed. youāre starting to willingly interact with everyone else outside of insults (š®), participating in casual conversation and actually look people in the eye when talking!
after he figures out you simply needed to warm up to everyone (even if only by 3 degrees) he stops suspecting you and disliking you! treating you like any loyal member of the troupe :) heāll talk to you casually on missions and is generally himself more instead of the two of you constantly clashing heads. so i guess in a way he warms up to you too! āļø
actually..it may be a little more than just warm in here..itās kinda, hot?? š phew..and did you always look like that? man your kinda lookin good..WAIT WHAT??? heās not supposed to think of you that way! your like, a troupe member! youāre more like familyā¦right? wait thatās so weird to think about no way he just thought that. wait so like..what does that mean? is he like, attracted to you? WHAT. no way!! it canāt be right?? youāre his friend! and only now have you become his friend! at some point he couldnāt even stand you..now all the sudden heās sweating just looking at you?? no! that doesnāt make sense! this..this mustāve been your plan all along! youāre trying to get in and seduce them all one by one! to take out the troupe from the inside out! (yes this idiot genuinely goes back to suspecting you to try and rationalize why he likes you). but after some more observing, he gets over this idiot phase and finally..sort of, accepts that he likes you. but..what does he do about that now? like genuinelyš§does he like confess or? wait no. youād totally reject him..youāre pure evil! even when 3 degrees warmer! well..i guess he should do nothing about it..stupid crushāll probably fade eventuallyā¦(it wonāt) (even if he thinks it will, tries to make it or convince himself it isnāt there anymore, it wonāt)
uvogin
he will DEFINITELY be interesting! give or take he expresses the most emotion in the troupe, so thankfully this section should be versatile šš first and foremost! that icy temperament of yours ⨠yeah that? yup! outta the window! as seen with shalnark heās pretty comfortable with majority the troupe members to the point where physical affection is NOT off the table :) bonus if youāve been around and loyal for a while now. he doesnāt care about any of the harsh words you have to say, when heās warmed up to you he quite literally laughs it off.
thank goodness heās like this though..making an immediate enemy out of him is not smart for anyone to do (except kurapika apparently šæ) besides the point! he gives you just as much affection as he does any other troupe member, so if you donāt like that youāre probably better off just not interacting with him and finding a different clique within the group. or keeping to yourself, which, i wouldnāt be surprised if you chose that route with everyone at first.
but do note that he really doesnāt care, so if you get paired up with him for a mission and/or help him out because it benefits you/the troupe, he wonāt hesitate to be friendly to you anyway. even if it happens to bother you. šš so letās say thatās what happens right?? he might clap you on the back or show some other form of affection to thank you! which is when he finds your FREEZING! āhuh? is all the blood drained from your body or what? your pretty cold yāknow. hahahaha!ā he doesnāt mind your temperature though and indeed will continue to show you affection. might even give you an annoying nickname if the two do you are close enough. maybe something like āicicle womanā (assuming youāre a woman by the pronouns, btw ā” if not put āman/personā where it fits š)
ngl heād probably stop (but occasionally forget and do it anyway) if you cursed him out real harsh about being affectionate. which iām sure wouldnāt be a task to you. however heād likely go back to it when he sees youāve warmed up! heās definitely, a musclehead. but he isnāt stupid! (esp not in combat but anyway, as seen in his fight with kurapika). so thereās a chance he just assumes you wonāt mind the affection anymore and just goes āay pal i see yār warminā up to the group! hahahaha! good to see you come aroundā as he pats you on the shoulder.
now honestly the most interesting part to me is when he starts to figure out that he likes you. uvogin and love themselves seem like an oxymoron. he really just give the impression of a bloodthirsty guy bent on causing as much chaos as possible with his friends. and if you ask me that isnāt too far from the truth. but hey things happen right? and itās not like he tried to! youāre just so cool yāknow? (pun intended š) youāre a really good fighter n youāre good lookin n you hang out with him yāknow? heās a simply guy, that all he really needs. which is weird because technically the other troupe girls are like that too, but hey the heart wants what it wants (or whatever they say he doesnāt know anything about love) speaking of which thatās true, he doesnāt. he doesnāt know if you know anything about it either, or if your even interested in it! and it all just seems too gushy! (ironically enough, for his affectionate character) maybe he should just ask, or maybe just become your best friend! thatās close enough! yeah, so now youāre his new best friend that he just decided in his head and heās now going to (practically) cling to you and always hang out with you alongside nobunaga because your his, uh, best friend girl! (as close as heās willing to get to girlfriend)
nobunaga
YAYYY another interesting one!! i love his character heās such an oxymoron, he can stand on business when needed yet is also a big doofus. anyway HAHA. as far as being rude it would probably erk him a little bit if you cause confrontation in the group. but thereās no way he can like you less than hisoka right? so youāre good š heās a decently rational guy when heās not angry so as long as you donāt rage bait him heāll just assume thatās just how you are
which isnāt too far from the truth to be honest! heāll give you your space and cut to the chase (why am i out here rhyming š) when it comes to missions, only really interacting with you when needed since you only respond with sharp words anyway š¤·āāļø really, he pretty much handles you well, but like i said if he gets hot headed thatās a different story. he might disagree with you more, like phinks. and maybe yāall start having some beef š¤£š¤£
in the moment when yāall accidentally touch and he figures out youāre literally ice cold too heāll probably just think to himself (muttered out loud or in his head) āwell thatās fitting..ā real elaborate i know, but to be fair it doesnāt really change much for him. i mean, unless your nen is transmuting your aura into ice or something, then you can use it in battle at most š¤·āāļø ultimately he kinda just moves on from it, as what can he do? if he mentions something about it youāre probably just gonna chew him up about it šš
when he notices you warm up to the troupe, he start to come around to you too! he doesnāt ever mention it, he just figures you needed a bit to adjust. he gets it completely, honestly. the world can stab you wherever youāre vulnerability and will. why trust them even if youāre in the same gang of sorts. since youāve came around he makes more of an effort to get to know you, asking you questions that donāt pry too far while you play cards together. making more conversation when on missions. even trusting you enough to tell you some things about himself. only fair if he asks you right?
when he realizes heās in love with you itās really just a moment where heās out with you somewhere maybe in meteor city. not a mission or anything, but heās kind of just there with you, in the moment, just thinking. admiring the moment almost. the feeling yāknow? howācomfortable and warm he feels around you. like, heās just had a realization how much he likes being around you. yāknow? thereās just something about being together thatās so cozy. thatās normal right? to feel cozy around your friends? i mean, he feels comfortable around the other members too, but itās not on this level. not where heās got like a, fuzzy blanket around him it feels like. almost like he feels..safe? isnāt that letting your guard down thoughā¦? i mean he does trust you. WOW that sounds sappy..is, that really what he thinks? does he normally think that way???? is he? wow, wait. but he doesnāt know anything about love though..(spoiler alert, he low key canāt tell the difference between platonic and romantic feelings) he takes a minute atp in your friendship literally going back and forth convincing himself itās not romantic feelings, sort of questioning that resolve, going back to confused, then back to square one again. and throughout all this if you havenāt caught on by now somehow (because his demeanor doesnāt change, he acts like his regular self) youāve literally got no idea the mental spiral youāve put this man through. tbh i feel as though even if he does end up admitting it to himself, he still wouldnāt tell you for sake of not putting a couple in the middle of the friend group, and not ruining your friendship. really heās fine just being around you..(itāll drive him insane to keep it in so heāll tell you eventuallyā¦ā¦ā¦even if he thinks you wonāt reciprocate)
machi
MY GIRLLL! she UNDOUBTEDLY speaks her mind so hereās to that! (making this easier for me š¤£š¤£) as far as your coldness (emotionally) sheās pretty much indifferent to it since sheās your twin on that one! š no literally you think she canāt handle her own level of sass? indifferent to your indifference, if i say so myself. doesnāt matter not one bit to this diva. sheāll interact with you just fine. at most sheāll just be annoyed if youāre of no actual help and only insult everyone constantly. then sheād view you as a nuisance. š (š)
aside from that she could possibly be one of the people you talk to more often since she doesnāt mind or argue with your distance. sheās all about the troupe and as long as you arenāt disturbing anything (or her, ahem hisoka..) within that she doesnāt really care. š¤·āāļøš itās possible chrollo also pairs her up with you more in that case, especially if you and other members donāt get along well because of your frosty attitude (LOL GET IT?? okay.) which make sense in that case because then you two would get close quicker than you and anyone else in the troupe right?
letās say you brushed hands/arms or something when she figured out you were (physically) cold, her comment would go along the lines of ājust below zero by nature huh? cmon letās go.ā š¤£š¤£ (referring to how youāre both emotionally and physically cold) sheād be another one to say something but move on quickly (gee wouldnāt that be a first š). if you havenāt revealed your nen yet sheāll just assume youāre a transmuter now. and that your powers have something to do with ice. she wonāt ask though, prying isnāt her thing, if she has to pry for the info it really isnāt her business then. ā¬ ļø her mindset about it. as long as youāre loyal and said power doesnāt pose a threat to the troupe should you be a traitor, of course.
when she sees you warm up to the troupe she definitely notices, and straight away. sheās pleasantly surprised, but keeps quiet about it, not wanting to ruin it šš (especially if you had beef with other members/was confrontational with your words at first). sheās a skeptic at heart but at least now she can be at ease of possible traitorous schemes. her instincts tell her itās fine so fine it is then! seems like you really were just (uhh) cold headed! (get it? because itās hot headed but youāre a cold person so i changed it to cold? š no? š okay. š)
she figures out she likes you way quicker than her counterparts did (what a bunch of idiots šš JK-) and isnāt for once in denial this time yayyy!- only sheās not sure if sheās gonna tell you or not. šæ( š) she definitely observes you to see if you feel the same way, watching your body language and mannerisms around her and the other members, comparing to see if they change. even if you do get more nervous, seemingly uncomfortable, anxious or self conscious with that ice cold exterior iād bet she wouldnāt see anything even if you are 3 degrees warmer! š¤·āāļøš¤£š¤£ only unluckily for you, if you DO like her back and are trying to hide it, she has her instincts! your arch nemesis for this situation š if they tell her you feel the same sheāll confess casually, (probably between missions when youāve got a break) and tell you it doesnāt have to mean anything even if you both feel the same and want to stay friends for the sake of normalcy. if they tell her you donāt then she may actually be the only one who can keep her feelings in and PROBABLY eventually shove them away š šš¤·āāļø
now all thatās left is illumi,, shizuku, bonolenov, franklin, chrollo, kortopi and pakunoda!! let me know if youād prefer the next one without someone:)
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part one has the rest of the characters aka shalnark, feitan, uvogin, phinks, nobunaga and machi also this excludes hisoka and kalluto
ācan ya write about their reactions when y/n is a member of the troupe where she's just rude. Like beyond necessary. And she's naturally colder than ice, both physical and emotionally (physically she's not bothered, like its only possible to notice that if they touch her -accidentally in a mission). After years and years of knowing the troupe, she might start warming up in her own way, like using their clothes, shampoo, cologne, their stuff in general. Ofc after all that time together they might start having feelings for her, like, *ahem*!?ā
ā¬ļø part one of the request summed up for (much needed) context!!
also quick disclaimerā¼ļø to anyone who reads, the person who requested gave me more context about their oc so if part 2 and part 1 seem a bit different thatās why <33
Illumi:
so honestly i feel like illumi doesnāt care much abt appearances, i mean no offense but look at his fashion sense..needless to say hisoka has clearly influenced his..š but still?? pins in your clothes? i mean i guess itās for convenience of his nenā¦i canāt tho šš POINT IS heās no one to judge even if he doesnāt like your fashion style. so something as classic as a red robe is something he surely wonāt have a problem with. why would he? as long as your performance doesnāt go down because of it or something, so what? thatās pretty much all the troupeās opinion tbh š¤·āāļø
a cold person you say? sounds familiar to illumi! real familiarā¦(this guys whole family is paid murderers) no hesitation to end lives?? hisoka got competition on that prenupā¦.š¤£š¤£ not actually, but itās funny isnāt it?? š šš no seriously your character is just as twisted and evil as him really. iād be shocked if you donāt join him and hisoka to make a trio when you warm up to the troupe. and your habit of not announcing yourself doesnāt go unnoticed, but he doesnāt need to say anything since heās very observant. essentially im saying, you donāt need to say anything for him to notice. especially since change in the air pressure when you walk in is telling, and he certainly takes note of it. rarely speaking besides insults doesnāt bother him much either. actually not at all! illumi truly has his priorities straight, insults have quite literally never hurt him and being quiet and eerie sort of runs in the family sooo.. šš
being masculine doesnāt much matter to him. gender doesnāt affect things in his eyes, efficiency does. and being a silent killer is certainly most efficient! im serious, you could be a potential marriage candidate for him if you were ever interested!
hate at first sight is something heās not against. he typically ignores anyone whoās not important to him, kills anyone in his way and only has the basic conversations needed with those he seems to actually matter. itās just funny to me how his entire perspective of how he views you is based off whether he cares about that thing or not. which i guess is how people are, but itās just really prominent with illumi, so the fact that your passing his standards with flying colors is hilarious ššš¤£
for the record illumi doesnāt mind your glaring either. heāll notice it but wonāt question. it doesnāt surprise him seeing as though your entire demeanor is based off being the entirety of the human raceās biggest hater. š(ššš¤£) oh and neither does using a voice changer either. i say that because i feel like he can tell. it just feels like he would have an inkling that you do. if ya arch my drift š¤·āāļøš¤Ŗ
illumi joins pretty late in the game so you not showing up besides when chrollo calls you really doesnāt affect him. plus that really applies for all the members right? none of them have to come if they donāt wanna, they just do out of loyalty.
even if youāre uncooperative for missions illumi really doesnāt care abt the phantom troupeās agenda, so it doesnāt matter to him much. esp since heās literally just there for his agreement with hisoka, but if it affects his situation in the moment he would just take over and handle it himself. not that, that would get you on his good side since illumi seems like the type to have an intolerance for incompetence/incapable people (which is hilarious because youāre far from that), not that you care anyway š¤ so..i guess itās not a horrible situation??
oh yeah! and as far as you being physically cold at most if heās starting to see you as a potential partner in marriage to strengthen the family, heād be concerned if itās due to sickness or not. (wait til bro finds out your backstory šš)
at first he, like everyone else thought you were a conjurer. since in fights you spawn your huge nen scythes. as powerful as you were he sees no qualms with that abilities. and he quite favors attack type abilities if i do say so myself with my own opinion.
but when he finds out your real nen type is not only his own, manipulator, but also insanely powerful, thats probably what sealed the deal to marry you he becomes greatly intrigued, having great affinity interest in powerful people, and powerful people only.
āWhite Noiseā a transparent white nen screen that appears around you when you activates your ability. it hacks minds, controls nervous systems, distorts facts & realities, controls line of thoughts, steals nen types, hatsusā & abilities, can make you forget a truth & believe a lie, searches in web (internet) & in minds. searches in minds of dead people. great computer skills, etc. with hacking is x1,000 better than shalnarks. it can help a LOT in interrogations, even if you prefer not to use it, enjoying the slow method, finding it more efficient. even though white noise is a powerful hatsu, you rarely use it as itās a waste of energy and spends a lot of nen. plus it makes stuff too easy, so you mostly use other abilities n skills. now THAT is a nen ability he can get behind and definitely wants in his family! if you were to when you get together (heās plotting it atp. like actually) heās 100% gonna try and convince you to use your ability more and suggest (the rigorous and genuinely torturous š) zoldyck training to enhance your nen capacity šš (blink twice if you need help. once? iāll check in after the weddingā¦)
when he realizes youāre warming up to the troupe he doesnāt do anything about it. he again, doesnāt care for them. warming up to him though, youāre relationship might start to look like his and hisokaās. that friendship benefit like relationship. (bc illumi āhas no friendsā āļøš¤) (yeah right boi)
so i mean seeing as though these hcs have basically been a checklist for why heāll marry you now, heās probably one of the easiest to get with! (in your specific case šæ) now if he has actual romantic emotional feelings thatās a whole different situation. youāll literally never get him to admit it and he wonāt ever cater to them. he doesnāt even know how to process them and wonāt for the life of him. (like literally, as in bc of his lifestyle/upbringing š¤£š¤£ [šš ]) happy marriage though! youāre literally made for each other so iām sure youāll have a beautiful relationship <33 (as murderous and emotionally stagnant as it is āŗļø)
Shizuku:
shizukuās turn!! (you have no idea i wrote sm for illumi š i adore how his turned out tho so worth itttt š¤Ŗš) as a girl who just swears a black turtle neck and some jeans i think sheās pretty okay with how you look! even if ominous. as a troupe member sheās not intimidated by basically anything. sheās the threat in the first place how could she be š sheād find you mysterious though! thats for sure :) sheād definitely be curious about you, ironic i know since sheās likely to forget if your new. of course sheāll ask anyway! (more than once, until she remembers š)
weirdly enough your cold personality n habits only intrigue shizuku further. she does wonder what drove you to be this way. donāt get me wrong sheās used to people being jerks, heartless, etc. sheās a cold blooded killer herself! even though they call themselves thieves instead 𤣠but still! sheās already know the rest of the members for a minute now, so you being new sheās puzzled with your demeanor. especially with that fact that you refuse to speak outside of insults ššš the first time she heard your voice only grabbed her attention even more. for it to sound so cold and lifeless, robotic. just like you! itās ironic to her, and very fitting. im on the fence on whether she would know itās a voice changer or not. she would either know right away through personally knowledge or possible figure out through shal since heās good with tech and would surely know it the second he hears it. or she would have no idea and just think your voice truly matches you š¤£š¤£ most the times you open your mouth for once itās literally an insult, she doesnāt pay much attention to it in the moment but she does note that you donāt seem to plan on contributing to planning or discussions whatsoever. š¤šš
ignorant and disrespectful. leaving mid sentence. indiscriminate killing.
announcing your presence with a change in air pressure (even if unintentionally) is something she definitely acknowledges and is fascinated by. sheāll even ask āhow did you do that?ā to which you most likely either ignore her existence or reply with an insult :) āof course a feeble minded nit wit like you wouldnāt know.ā (POOR SHIZUKU šš)
being masculine or feminine doesnāt change her opinion of you. regardless of whether you act like the daintiest damsel or the manliest macho man (LOL šš) youāre still gonna be one thing for certainācruel. so what if you act like a dude, itās not like anyone can really tell what gender you are under that cloak of yours, and your voice is so robotic it couldnāt possibly be your real one. you are the definition of mystery and your gender isnāt the first one sheās trying to solve (spoiler sheās more interested in what made you so heartless your every word is an insult šæ)
hating people at first sight sounds kinda wild to her. really just because she always keeps a straight face to basically everything, implying she doesnāt take a lot personally, is an observer and thinks rationally. sheād rather focus on troupe missions, and whether that person is actually getting in the way of what she needs to do than personal matters of whether she likes someone for their morals and whatnot. she doesnāt really care that you do it, though. (itās so freeing that the troupe doesnāt judge by your looks, power or personality like itās high key so cute šš)
glaring at everyone including her doesnāt ruffle shizuku in the slightest. (ngl yāall are polar opposites w that one. your always squinting your eyes to glare at people and she has ginormous big eyes like this
ā«ļøšā«ļø) ššš I CRACK MYSELF UP. the only way sheād say smth abt it is if it could actually possibly pertain to the topic, like if shizuku forgets to mention an important part of them mission and you glare at her in that context. sheāll go āwhat?ā and youāll most likely roll your eyes and quip about her memory before giving a short explanation of what she left out. (writing that just made me ship you and shizu so much-)
the fact that you only show up when chrollo asks you to doesnāt go unnoticed either. shizuku is pretty observant now that i think about it, she just forgets š sheās loyal to the troupe, and wonders your motives for joining if youāre seemingly not actually interested. the only thing she would find about you more of a pain would be if you are uncooperative for missions. not that bugs her since in her eyes everyone in the troupe does their part. so youād be taking up space (along with hisoka) by simply doing nothing. she doesnāt get actually angry about it. itās just one of those āyou couldāve done smthā moments. esp since your distance, not purposefully annoying (much like, again, hisoka)
when she finds out youāre physically cold one way or another, she most definitely comments on it this time, instead of quietly observing. āoh! youāre cold!ā (yeah i think so, shizuku šš¤¦āāļøš) ādid you get stuck in a fridge or something? why are you so coldā (her and her questions š«¶) āis that why you wear that cloak? to keep warm?ā āso does that mean your whole body is cold all the time? doesnāt it bother you?ā (I LOVE HER š)
she watched closely when she first got to see you fight. assuming you were a conjurer that has scythes for a weapon. and tbh, although you were strong, she thought your fighting style wasā¦not necessarily basic, but normal. yk? cuz scythes are cool donāt get me wrong, but the PT members abilities are just so unique i guess sheās kind of used to more flashy abilities. and sees nothing special of yours, no offense. oh how wrong she is..š¤
when she sees your REAL nen type used against a powerful enemy, things totally switch up. now she knows your true power and clearly, your true stats. which is obviously among the stronger troupe members. and itās really not even physically, just because of how versatile, technical and complex it is! very flexible and useful, generally overpowered. most likely able to counter most nen types, a rare circumstance! sheād even question if your a specialist and not a manipulator (kinda like kurapika, even tho she doesnāt know that iām talking to you guys LOL. but yk cuz like all the experiments you went through in that lab as a kid, i wouldnāt doubt if they made you like that somehow, sheesh donāt ask me how)
when you warm up to the troupe sheās surprisingly relieved. well, not really relieved so much as sheās glad you wonāt be so stubborn, iāll say. she wasnāt ever worried in the first place, she doesnāt care. but sheād much rather work well with someone than not, keeps things running smoothly in the troupe. and hisoka is doing a fantastic job stalling that, so they donāt need any more of it. š¤£š¤£ she finds it endearing how you now wear their clothes and play games with them, especially playing games, since thatās the troupeās main pass time. and itās always fun with more players! she really isnāt the type to care if she loses or not (because she doesnāt often win if not for luck- DARN GENIUSES-) so if your smart/really good and keep beating her, sheāll just keep on playing til she wins! or itās time to initiate the mission :P she doesnāt brag about winning either, just restarts the game. (she wonāt wanna play with you much more if you though, which i doubt since you hardly speak šæāŗļø) sheād also wonder if the reason you started wearing the other members clothes is because yours isnāt warm enough šæš (even more so if you wear franklinās or uvoginās since theyād [most likely] be huge on you) which, this question obviously comes from the time she figured out youāre ice freezing cold š
shizuku isnāt likely to realize she has a crush on you. itās most likely franklin or possible machi that points it out. franklin because heās around you too the most (if you hang out with shizuku often) and just happens to notice it. and machi because shizuku often talks and asks questions about you. which i think sheād do with every new member, but she has yet to stop asking about you, and machi has a hunch..ššš¤
Bonolenov:
okay now iām ngl if anything he might think your fit is clean. if not then heāll probably think its traditional wear where youāre from. or simply preference. esp since phinks wears an Egyptian outfit (which idk if itās confirmed his egyptian tho so donāt quote me) so there are obv other possible members who have certain cultural backgrounds. no matter how he views your appearance he certainly isnāt going to judge it. itās not like it matters anyway, everyone in the troupe is either weird, flashy or normal. as long as you can still got your hands to steal and are loyal š¤·āāļø all that matters
as far as your cold personality i donāt think he would too much comment on that if anything heād just think āthatās just how they are š¤·ā i donāt recall him commenting on much that didnāt matter in the anime. like he would only contribute parts to a conversation that mattered yk? which thatās pretty much all the troupe to a certain degree in serious situations (ahem phinks get in line- š¤£š¤£). hardly speaking outside of insults is new though (like yk no one else in the troupe does that). if you just joined heād think itās weird for you to willingly join and do nothing but insult instead of helping come up with solutions. or even just interacting with anyone normally. thereās nothing he can do and heās not about to start an argument with someone whoās fluent in insults. so i doubt he even talks to you for a while šæ after you say your remark he just adds another point to the conversation, moving on šš
oh the ignorant and disrespectful you. doing it to other members is kind of just a ālooks like they donāt get alongā (well yes except itās with literal everyone š¤£) and if you act this way to him his reaction is āso it looks like they donāt like me either. big surpriseā šš he probably figures out you donāt like him much in the first place by leaving while he was mid sentence. he doesnāt find much point in speaking to you after that if youāre just gonna leave anyway. heāll talk to the other members or stay silent if itās just your two on a mission. heās not the type of guy that just needs noise or ambience/conversation anyway. as for your undiscriminated killing. good! if you were anything less than thatā¦no offense (or maybe all since your always insulting him š) but the troupe wouldnāt need you! youād be said noise that he doesnāt need as i mention earlier (š¬) but hey! at least thatās not the case! š¤š
your deep emotionlessly robotic voice did initially come as a surprise to him. buuuut eventually he got over it. and by eventually i mean he started expecting it every time you spoke. which i mean isnāt often anyway š¤·āāļø :P but yeah since he knows itās deep now he cares about that just about as much as your appearance. which is not at all šš
being masculine makes sense to him since i mean, to them they only know about your guy form so..š¤·āāļø which i didnāt realize while writing for illumi LOL but hey uhh shh 𤫠NOW in the case that theyāre unaware of your gender or SMTH IDK- i donāt think he would care anywayā¦.š§ um so idk what to write this do is lowk nonchalant level 8 he hardly cares bro ššš moving onā¦
hate at first sight is a strange concept to him. he could never waste his time of day hating someone immediately. like if that were to ever occur for him, heād just never bother to even breathe that personās air. like he would just not associate with him. which is what he does to you anyway, bc he doesnāt hate you but clearly you have a problem with him (and like, all the rest of the troupe members) so he just lets you do what you do in your own lane šæšæ (everyone is wondering why youāre here āŗļø)
again, any type of negative feelings or reaction you have with him is NOT reciprocated so glaring at him is just kind of pointless and awkward?? thatās not really the right word but if you were looking to offend him with that youād probably just be met with a blank stare. behind bandages. (š)
your refusal to announce yourself didnāt change anything after he figured out you canāt stand literally anyone because even if you did heād only briefly glance at you on the rare occasion you have smth to say thatās not an insult.
thus announcing your presence (even if unintentional) with a change of air pressure the first time would be intriguing to him. heād be slightly curious to see if pressure or smth to that affect has smth to do with your nen ability. but after the initial shock heād just figure out when youāve arrived at base by said pressure.
speaking of which the fact that you only appear in the base when chrollo calls you doesnāt bother him either. in his pov you donāt do much else besides fight so yeah, makes sense for someone who makes it a point to show they donāt want to be there at every turn. itās probably better that way. troupe fights arenāt allowed and thereās some pretty hot headed members that might start one between you too one day. so donāt take it personally but the less often youāre there the better. š
now if uncooperative for missions heās just gonna view you as place holder spider. he has absolutely no idea how chrollo hasnāt kicked you out yet but as long as you donāt get in his way he has no qualms with doing all the fighting himself. heās plenty capable and doesnāt need back up. but listen if you get caught in that one whistle attack (smth abt jupiter i think itās called) thatās on you buddy. YOUāRE the one who didnāt wanna help. he has to do this by himself and YOUR in the way. you either run or hope you got enough durability to be fine afterwards. itās up to you, but heās about to spin now. šš (šš)
when he discovers youāre physically cold heād probably wonder if you have some sort of condition or something (the most accurate guess of all the troupe members yet) or if all that heartlessness is catching up to you šæšæ other than that he doesnāt care. šš (again). dude is like utterly detached from you ngl. but like why would he stick around sm who hate him like? heās being reasonable tbh, thatās perfectly valid
so your a friggin CONJURER?? who can make WEAPONS? multiple scythes?? and you still refuse to fight? okay opinion reformed your now a jerk off. what are you doing all this for? š like bro give your position to someone who will do their job we already got hisoka bro we do NOT need you homie. š - in the case that you donāt help. now as for if you do help, and the troupe initially thinks youāre a conjurer..! well cool i guess dude! like shizuku he kinda finds your ability anticlimactic. and you got no excuse if you have a lot of aura especially. like you couldāve done anything and you chose a regular weapon. you could have done a unique one at the very least. i donāt remember his exact background rn but if there are/was other strong nen users in his clan heās just disappointed. bc now that means heās been surrounded by strong nen users all his life (who i just KNOW all had unique abilities) and here you are, a strong nen user, wasting your potential. smh. (š)
OH OKAY NOWW weāre talkin!!! congratulations! this (your actual nen ability aka white noise) is probably the ONLY reason he tolerates you and why an enemies to lovers with him is possible!! hehe up coming headcanon spoilerrr :P bc now youāre actually useful!!! and not fighting (if you donāt) actually makes sense!!!!1!!11! you reserve your energy for the big guns! when it counts! wow, now heās starting to wonder if thereās a reason for that bad attitude of yours! (ššæšæ) (there is. but is there a cure? no.)
after warm up to the troupe is the second āonly reasonā (LOL) why he tolerates you. and boy has it been a long time coming. a true enemies to lovers iāll tell ya! at this point though heāll start acknowledging you and what you say (aside from the insults really, he takes what you say and cross those out mentally, itās not like they help or anythingā¦..) and you play games with the troupe now!! even wearing their clothes?? that indefinitely confused him. turns out were a big softie then??? to some degree anyway, i guess. - Bono
heād find your red robe to be just fine. and now that i see him in the gif (LOL) it reminds me a lot of feitan. except youāve got a hood that covers your face soo. but anyway! since it does look like feiās heād obv be fine with it seeing as though he doesnāt judge him for his. and again, the classic literally no one in the troupe cares abt that stuff. or like, anyone in hxh..š esp since this guy is just frankenstein in sm overalls man who is he to hate šššš¤£ at least your aura farming ššš
with your cold personality he literally wonāt say anything. heās actually quite confrontational as we saw with him fighting with uvo in the 1999 ver if youāve watched it or seen the clip, but i donāt think he would fight all the time. i mean obv itās not even allowed. for a good reason, the troupe would fall apart with needless arguments between powerful nen users š š not the point! if you took it there, HE will take it there. which is intriguing for once since most the troupe disregard your slander. esp since you do it constantly and thatās all you say? mannn iām sensing another enemies to lovers coming on strongggg bc you two will have to flip coins deciding whoās right 12 times a day at MINIMUM. ššš
he just canāt stand the fact that the few times you do have input itās negative. like why even say smth??? heās pretty respectful if your locked in w him like that (to like shizuku and chrollo) so your definitely one of the people he respects the least (the other is hisoka, which one he tolerates less depends on which one of you joined first).
and donāt get me started on the ignorant and disrespectful actā¦ā¦ā¦.except iāmma have to get started bc these are headcanons and this needs to be talked about. (š¤£) (aw cmon i thought it was funnyyy). fine. you being ignorant isnāt SO bad to him since heās used to shizuku and her questions/not knowing stuff. but because you two are highly likely to have personal beef heās def not helping you. šš what makes this even more hilarious is you could not know smth simply bc you werenāt listening when they were making the plan, and now he knows the answer and heās just not gonna tell you š and being disrespectful well, thatās the very reason he doesnāt like you! šš i mean leaving mid sentence?? thatās SO rude. you donāt even ARGUE properly with people. truly cold from your actions and body language to your venomous tongue! now just about the only thing that he doesnāt scoff at you doing is killing indiscriminatelyābecause he does the same. on the bosses order of course. but as soon as itās a go he couldnāt care less whoās comparable to a sponge with the way theyāre riddled with bullets when he puts his fingers tips back on.
his voice is pretty deep as well, and he wouldnāt be intimidated by a deep voice anyway, but he does note that yours sound inhuman, artificial. (hmm wonder why totally not a voice changer. btw i feel like if they had some in hxh if you pay attention you could probably tell that it is one since itās not a nen ability yk? which is why i write it this way :3) itās robotic. which is what mainly gives it away to anyone paying attention. and pay attention he does, not because heās interested in you, but because he doesnāt trust you. he wonāt even walk in front of you so youāll never get the chance to (figuratively and literally [with your scythes] ) stab him in the back.
being masculine, he just assumes your a guy really. although because he doesnāt trust you, and you have a voice changer and no one even knows what you sounds like, he will suspect you of being a woman. i mean, at some point they thought the chain used was a woman, i wouldnāt be surprised if franklin suspected it to be you! even more so since you wear that red robe and no one knows what you look like! yeahhh thereās way too much evidence. as much as heād despise having had a traitor in the troupe a tiny part of him would be shamelessly glad that your getting kicked out. and of course killed. unfortunately for him, you are NOT said chain user š„±šš
hate at first sight is mutual with him for once. i mean not really, his first impression of you not showing yourself was sketchy. and then your voice n the fact that you only stir up conflict with your insults. so essentially it grew to be mutual, but trust it didnāt take long to get there. heās one of the few that truly canāt stand you! (which ngl finally an interesting reaction again cuz who turned them into the nonchalant aracnoides???? WHY ARE YALL LIKE THIS?? nah ik whyā¦āØaura farmingāØ)
glaring only furthers his distaste for you. simply the cherry on top. it annoys him but he doesnāt do much abt it while chrollo is around. typically because itās a meeting. but when the troupe is simply traveling together? if you happen to come along and glare at him? āwhat? you looking at something or just blinded by your own funkā HAHAH OR SMTH LIKE THAT YKWIM MAN šæšæšš¤£
refusing to announce yourself works better on his end! itād be obnoxious if the person that makes your eye jump announces theyāre presence in a flashy way. š he knows youāre theyāre though, but the longer you two go without speaking, the longer you go without arguing. and the longer you go without arguing the smoother and quicker things go! š¤·āāļø
now donāt think he misses the change of air pressure when you show up. thatās one of the ways he knows your around even if you donāt state it. the other is if he just straight up sees you. and the last is his spidey sense for inconveniences (HIS WORDS NOT MINE- aside from the usage of āspidey senseā heheh that was me. as you can tellā¦..i donāt think they used words like that back thenā¦..)
only showing up to base when chrollo calls you is also best for him. the least you show up the better in his opinion. he just canāt stand to see you knowing your gonna start smth šššæ even if not with him before you joined things ran slightly smoother š¤¦āāļø (inferring that hisoka joined before you. if not then itās even worse bc back to back nuisance number 1) you and nuisance number 2) came [saiki k reference anybody? š] ). he doesnāt get why youāre here if you clearly loathe everything and everyone that both breathes and doesnāt.
if youāre uncooperative for missions his not disappointed but not surprised. annoyed and not surprised. you mean to tell me you have a not-half-bad nen combat adjacent nen ability and you STILL donāt wanna help? BRO what are you contributing to the air quality or smth???? WHAT are you here for?! nah you GOTTA be the traitor, your a SPY and youāre boss told you to only observe not actually help!!! heās telling boooooss!āļøš¤ (LOL)
when he finds out youāre physically cold too he probably assumes one of two things after his initial disgusted reaction at the fact that he touched you- (šš) 1) youāre always mad bc youāre always cold 2) youāre always cold bc youāre cold (like personality wise, yk? get it? š¤£š¤£ oh. š fine. š)
tbh i already touched bases on your nen before- but iāll do it again briefly !1! :3 š itās nothing flashy but his isnāt the MOST unique either yk? he doesnāt really care what TYPE you have as long as you put in effort he respects the hustle! well, except yours, maybe. yes in a personal way, the personal beef transcends your strength and competence. š¤£š¤£ if youāre cooperative though it wonāt be SO bad. heāll cooperate too! for the mission, and then after he still wonāt speak to you and goes back to hang out with shizuku before you get on his nerves šš (me: briefly! writes whole paragraph)
you warming up to the troupe is the weirdest thing yet to him. like?? you were absolutely diabolical for?? how long? and now you wanna be even remotely nice?- what was this all just a tough guy act?? weāre you trying to be mysterious or smth?! šæšš«µ whatās going on??? you suddenly just wanna play games and dress up in other peopleās clothes?! in HIS clothes?!āļø he sees RIGHT through YOU. š¤Øš„± itās more than apparent that the secret boss youāre working for wasnāt satisfied with the info you were giving them. it wasnāt enough >:Pā¦.they want more, PERSONAL detailsā¼ļøš¤ (yk, making up a whole story is wild)
and honestly the only way i see him having a crush on you after all this is he doesnāt. iām playing. but seriously yāall came a loooooooooooooooo (hold on 3 more oās) ooog way. especially on his behalf. you were just being your normal brutally insolent self š„ŗ (HAHAH AS IF THATāS INNOCENT) and canāt tolerate that when directed to the troupe. after you changed he still wanted to sus you, to not believe you. but it could very well be that you simply didnāt trust anyone. if you were trying to shut everyone out- you were doing a very good job at it. in all honesty, Franklin would take the longest for the crush to develop. and when he realizes it didāif he does, he wonāt know when the switch over happened or why. why should he just magically like you after awaiting your cremation all this time? and when did this happen? why? just because you went a bit soft? is he loosing his touch with his own vicious natureāor his mind? (š) (answer key: mind. for you~ )
okok now to that personality of yours. quite the character. but he seems to have an affinity for evil people seeing as though he started a whole g ang full of them. im playing i know his backstory and what the troupe was started for n stuff. but you certainly canāt join if your a wimp. so as long as you can back up all that talk you fit riiiiight in! (i say blocking the view from the fact that all the members lowk canāt stand you). i honestly donāt know why he let you in, but if he knew abt your ability from jump possibly i could see it.
rarely speaking outside of insulting ppl doesnāt bother him much cuz heās all abt keeping his composure. (bro is the antidote to rage bait š¤£š¤£) the difference between you tho is the rest of the members respect him and donāt talk to him just any kind of way. now if you do for whatever reason or by chance or wtv smth, then things will run smoothly and normally. but if you donāt it wonāt be chrollo breathing down your neck abt it, itāll the other members themselves. especially phinks, feitan, machi, nobunaga, franklin and uvo. they ar wall fiercely loyal but some are more hot headed/skeptical of you than others. feitan like in part 1 would originally not mind you if you read what i wrote but as soon as you come for the boss joke not funny anymore. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE- alright back to the hcs back to the hcs..šš)
being ignorant and disrespectful has the same effect. chrollo himself will possibly have to stop especially uvo, nobu and phinks from trying to kill you on the spot whenever yāall all meet up. if they canāt stand you in their own hcs i wrote for them, only in chrolloās hcs have you seen them livid. they dedicated their lives to this man, theyāre not about to let you slander him. getting up to leave mid sentence would be the last straw, uvo will literally yell at you to sit down (and we all know what his yelling is like- LOUD AHH DUDE š). the rest of the troupe would quickly cover their ears and tell him to calm down after, specifically nobu, machi and shal. chrollo would probably just let you go, continuing the planānot that it frustrates uvo any less. indiscriminate killing is something he basically expects from all his members. like why join if your nauseas at a little blood..? do you KNOW what youād signed up for? letās read the job description next timeā¦(LOL no but fr i wonder how they find their new members, like how does it go down?)
your voice also interests him in the sense it does for kortopi. but i guess you havenāt read his yet. LOL well youāll see. heās essentially a philosopher so yeah heās gonna wonder about that part. a lot of parts. the parts he doesnāt know. he wonāt question too far he knows that prying isnāt anyoneās cup of tea. š š¤£ deep is fine, but robotic? emotionless is also something he can see, but paired with the whole robot thing, including the fact that you donāt show yourself. he canāt help but wonder if your just a fully robot exoskeleton š¤·āāļøšš
being masculine is just fine with him. gender n stuff doesnāt matter to him. not even age really, they were considering gon and killua joining, and kalluto did! but off topic. he very obviously has no problem with any of your preferences of what youāre called, who/what you identify as, how you act, etc. he has men and women in his group and there would be more women if they applied during an open position im sure. your capabilities far surpass gender or looks for the application (LOL i said application like can i be a member too? š„ŗ ahh) to be a member.
hate at first sight will again bother the members more than it bothers him. obviously even with everything you could say and do with first impressions he still let you in sooo in honestly wonāt do much! atp idk what to write again bc heās another āonly has the same opinion characterā like what am i supposed to do with this? š give me smth to work with everyoneās is super long i canāt skimp on the boss man š¤¦āāļø anyway ig. tying into what i say later i wouldnāt be surprised if you have hate at first sight for him, and he has love at first sight for you. (me:) 𤫠(you:) š«¢ or if itās just one of those tropes where one loves/is neutral about one and the other person just heated abt everything they do yk? š¤£š¤£ except your my lil nonchalant narwhal so itād more like š/𤷠x š(š) LOL I KINDA LOVE THAT
when you glare at him at most heāll ask whatās wrong. if you insult him he may or may not asks what bothers you. specifically if youāre talking missions/the plan and you seem annoyed at something. ultimately he has the final call but it doesnāt seem that it means he ignores how his members feel. he makes his plan based of rationality and analysis from what i can see and if you have a plan/or idea or an inkling something might go wrong heās open to listening to it. from then on heāll assume you actually have something to say with your glaring/past your insults and icy eyes. which is once again different from him members seeing as though they see it at surface level for what it is. to be fair anyone would, especially with where the troupe grew up, chrollo is just a really philosophical creature.
refusing to announce yourself isnāt a problem since he donāt genuinely be taking attendance of when everyone arrives. (i mean as we see he just waits and if you donāt arrive youāre getting left out šš HAHAH) announcing your presence with a change of air pressure is something heās highly intrigued by. this would be the point where he would start questioning you further mentally. as far as not knowing much about you, your motives or ways. he too theorizes about whether or not this is your nen like some of the other members of the troupe. he could ask you, but chooses to observe for right now. it doesnāt take top priority anyway, just him and his notions, nagging himself for answers like always.
only appearing in the base when he calls you seems like the early point where you may have started to think you might like this group, if thatās what you want of course. mostly because i get it you can only dodge to group meetings so many times (ahem hisoka) but still. feels like you do this out of at least some sort of respect right? if nothing else chrollo notices this and also ponders about it. he may even ask you, as a curious man he doesnāt shy away from questions. especially since heās your boss anyway, why would he be hesitant? he can see right through your insults, to what you really mean. so no matter how you answer heāll interpret the meaning, even if that answer is silence. (mwah picasso love how i wrote this bulletinā¼ļø i put the pen to paper on this one šāļø okay nvm yāall let me cook i think chrolloās can turn out goodššāāļø)
being uncooperative for missionsānow thatās where things can get bumpy. even hisoka cooperates, regardless if heās secretly twisting things behind the scenes. he wonāt cut corners when checking you on this. if you do wanna talk? fine. donāt like anyone? no oneās asking you to. but if you donāt even wanna do the tasks at hand? now youāve got him asking why youāre here. like everyone (almost) else was from jump. and theyāll certainly push chrollo to kick you out after this. donāt even mention if the mission went wrong because you didnāt do your job. because i will (š¤£š¤£ hah! iāve made the joke and you canāt stop me this time!- OKAY okay..) Nobunaga ups his sword and uvo and phinks are on his side about this. yelling about āwhat was that?! the plan wouldāve went perfect if you just had cleared the way beforehand like you were supposed to!ā and āyou useless piece of crap! stop joking around, this aināt funny anymore!!!!ā with phinks just straight up winding back his arm. now chrollo does stand up and step in, but youāre on your own to plead this case buddy, iām out.šāāļø
he probably found out that youāre physically cold when he told you and some other members to come with him for the mission while the others went off to do their part (like that one scene. wait the one iām talking abt is the gif i put. ngl thatās one of my fav hxh scenes). you probably brushed against each other or smth idk. anime logic this part or you come up with it šš but!! he also doesnāt really care. that doesnāt necessarily mean heās not curious tho. who wouldnāt be? youāre deathly cold when people are warm blooded. definition of a cold blooded killer huh? well it doesnāt slip by chrollo, just hope he never converses with kortopi abt it, he will at least HALF convince him of his theory. or at least he wonāt rule it out. which is ironic, once again, because he wasnāt too far from the truth. this hilarious for me because you havenāt read kortopiās yet so i know both the theory and joke and you donāt, itāll be hysterical once you do though and youāll get what iām talking about. one more thing, just wanted to mention my theory about the troupe holding a non mandatory meeting (so you wonāt show up HAHAH) with everyone except you and most likely hisoka about you once they realize how similar some of their opinions are of you. and generally discuss whether you should stay or leave, etc. even more so if you donāt help with missions. machi is the #1 lawyer against you btw.
your nen initially doesnāt seem super special or standout-ish. which does not help you in the case of the last bulletin. it doesnāt necessarily need to be, as we see with kortopi. he just copies things and they canāt do what the original does. but he does help and his ability does come in handy. but having an average ability consulting everyone and not helping isnāt sound like the best person to work with for stealing world treasures š anime logic/tropes tho i tell you
okay now to your real nen type itās apparent why youāre so cocky now. it taking a lot of energy is kind of a big drawback in chrolloās eyes though. but it makes sense. heāll use your ability wisely from then on so i hope you suddenly feel like cooperating on missions if you didnāt before. some of the other members (looking at you uvo phinks and nobu) are chewing rocks in anger that you have this all mighty ability so chrollo likely wonāt kick you out now, at least without stealing it and that might be a battle.. (ā ļøMAJOR HXH MANGA SPOILERS SKIP THE PARENTHESIS IF YOU ARENT CAUGHT UP TO AVOID BE BEING SPOILEDā¼ļøā¼ļøā ļø: itās giving chrollo vs hisoka, hope you know nen after death)
warming up to no the troupe is lowk diabolical after mentally torturing and dropping the nen bombshell on them but okay youāre already weird enough just do more weird things we love you šš(š) chrollo obviously sees this but doesnāt know what to make of it. iām gonna be honest he all in all doesnāt push the matter further since things seems to have worked out in your crazy lil head. he just allows you to get closer to everyone and be your special 3% less mean cold. š„ŗ go ahead twin šāāļøš (i love me for keeping the 3% the same number throughout this whole thing). maybe you were going through smth he knows the feeling. (yāall are so emo just date already)
chrollo could be a rare character that had a crush on you from jump and thatās why he let you in. (and high key act a fool) bc tbh what other reason would he take that disrespect without kicking you out, killing you or stealing your ability after both? but hey to keep it to how you said it letās roll with the punches. i did wanna put that theory out there tho. iām convinced he just straight up saw your crazy and thought i was beautiful and iām only half kidding š idk thatās just my theory that the crush developed early for him. i can see him growing an affinity for you and never telling you. just enjoying being around you often and constantly apologizing for ābugging youā to spend time outside of missions n stuff. only if you want to š if you show signs of not liking him back heāll back off and let you be on your own still. donāt expect him not to be secretly melancholy about it. he gives me āborn to be a lover boy forced to be a criminal killerā vibes. and you canāt tell me you donāt see it unless you read the manga of the troupes backstory, seen lil chrollo, and still disagree. then weāll talk.
Kortopi:
literally self explanatory thereās no way heās judging you for your appearance š (heās so cute tho im not hating on his swag šāØš«¶) he totally seems like the type of guy to not even be curious abt stuff that doesnāt make sense or is unconventional or weird looking yk? like he hardly notices bc it doesnāt take priority to him. the troupe is so one track minded itās not even funny šš fr tho he dresses kinda similar to you in a way so he wouldnāt say anything regardless. besides your not wearing anything outlandish. i feel like the only thing that could weird out the troupe as far as clothes would be none. like full on flashing everyone menace to society style. thatās abt it they really donāt care š¤£š¤£š¤·āāļø
your cold personality his EXACT opposite demeanor. not in the āheās harmless and kind blah blahā no in the ātoo chill to careā. so youāre not actually that far! youāre just too different types of āidcā šš if you insult him heās not the confrontational type and since he doesnāt speak much you canāt convince me he isnāt the silent listening type either. heās the āquiet kidā šæ no but in all seriousness heās an observer. meaning he notices you insult GENUINELY everyone else too. thus heās not special and thereās no need to take it personally. itās not like the troupe members can fight anyway and even then he doesnāt have a combat nen ability sooooā¦
thatās not to say he wouldnāt or couldnāt stand up for himself btw. he just realizes that even if yāall physically or verbally fought the end result would be fruitless regardless of who wins what š speaking mostly in insults is smth he deems useless but whatās he gonna do abt it? say smth abt it and get insulted too? no point. your prerogative i guess. being ignorant and disrespectful. pretty much has the same reaction. he really aināt gonna do anything š he doesnāt bother asking for your opinion on stuff/looking for your input. he knows itāll just be word brutality š¤£š¤£ not that he talks much himself anyway. i wouldnāt be surprised if you yourself ignore him deeming him as a unimportant character (LOL- poor kortopi š)
you leaving while heās mid sentence. is expected considering what i said prior. atp he values the other troupe members opinions more than yours anyway because well, youāve never truly given yours! only unprovoked verbal assault. so when you leave heā¦wasnāt really talking to you anyway! šš¤ indiscriminate killing is normal to him. he himself isnāt really all that murder capable but his peers do it like theyāre getting paid to š (i mean technically they are except theyāre taking their payments šš) he expects you to kill without hesitation really, anyone who canāt clearly doesnāt know what they signed up for and should probably go home to mommy now (FEITAN REFERENCE HAHAHAH REMEMBER? GET IT?? ššš)
the first time the air pressure changes in your presence heās curious, not expecting it to be because of someoneās presence but an enemy nen attack or something. he stays calm and looks around, when he spots you though, he can immediately tell whateverās happening is because of you. purely from instinct. heās curious as to why this happens now that he knows the source. he wonders if itās maybe a nen ability? but why would you walk around with it on? what type of nen do you have? he never asks these questions but they linger in mind as you go on to stay with the troupe.
a deep robotic voice, one thatās emotionless at that. well itās new but it doesnāt change anything. it kinda fits for your look tbh. itās not like you can change it anyway (LOL THE IRONY SINCE YOU USE A VOICE CHANGER-). he pretty much just leaves it alone šš¤·āāļø he does wonder if your hiding robotic parts under that cloak of yours though. it would make sense as to why youāre so rude, who programmed you to be so rude? nobody knows. if it wasnāt built into your system heād assume you broke out after killing your creators and is angry because you were a creation. (which is weird because heās a little off but not too far from the truth.
you being masculine seems quite normal to him seeing as though heās literally just assumed your whole backstory and species without asking (which i personally find hilarious bc heās genuinely convinced without even confirming anything.) so regardless of gender (that he would just immediately move on from anyway like it doesnāt matter whether your a woman or man really) your masculine nature is something he also assumes was programmed into you. matter of fact he thinks you were a robot made to kill or be some sort of assassin šš
hate at first sight is something that truly confuses him because yāall literally hardly if at all ever talk. so why you hate him he doesnāt know. in the case that itās him specifically/personally anyway. if he observes you hate everyone then he doesnāt have a problem or care. or even if you do have something out for him he really doesnāt care because itās one sided, no matter how much you hate him heās never gonna hate you back because he doesnāt really act like you exist. kinda just āthe member that chrollo let inā. cuz if not for your combat prowess and to fill the void of whichever number you are, why are you here? as their daily dosage of negativity?? šš
glaring at him is just irony. because heās gonna look back at you through his one big round eye and just stare back. you glare? he stares. šæš«¶ (š) i menās iām pretty sure he has another eye but from your pic itās just one. he isnāt bothered by your glaring either bc itās better than insults. āat least their quietā ahh kortopi š¤£
only appearing in the base when chrollo calls you, once again, seems like best case scenario. mostly, again, because your the insultobot 3000 (thatās what he assumes your model name was in the lab, if not killbot6000 šæš). he really isnāt all that bothered by your presence, itās not that hard to pay no mind to your glaring and move on from your insults if your not a hot headed person, and heās surely not sooo š¤·āāļø
if youāre uncooperative on missions kortopi really isnāt gonna do anything abt it. heās not a fighting savy nen user and he just doesnāt seem like the type to care as much when his job is the technical stuff, the behind the curtains stuff. the stuff thatās oddly specific but helpful. versus if he too was on the front lines i could see him getting upset. but you probably arenāt even in the same area on missions because heās making a copy of whatever the troupe is stealing this time while youāre killing the guards outside. sooo š¤·āāļø he rlly donāt care. also doesnāt know why you even joined only to insult and not help (in the case that you donāt) but does he care? no.
ngl when he finds out youāre physically cold i wouldnāt doubt if heās cold himself too. like he and feitan seem like they would too have freezing cold temps. or at least hands for feitan. kortopi might be cold all over like you. heās small so it makes sense š (š) it seems plausible for him to simply not notice your cold too because of how cold he is. he might tho since when he touches people heās used to them feeling warm to him (aka normal temperature š) but when he felt you, you felt like normal! (for him š [šæ] ) which obviously means your just as cold as him! cool? he himself doesnāt know why heās cold so he doesnāt question why you are either.
oh so your nen is also combat based? good! now you wonāt be bothering him while he does his job! he can make copies of whatever yāall stealing peacefully š if youāre teamed up tg itās still not so bad bc typically youāll be too focused on killing whoever is in the way to mess with him. i could see you getting done with killing and coming over to him, insulting him for going too slow or not being done by the time you are tho. which is pretty funny and ironic š¤
when he found out your real nen type he was surprised and now completely convinced of your robot origin even more (close enough) now that he has evidence of you having a crazy power. he wouldnāt doubt if you were given nen by some powerful user whoās also a mad scientist or smth. he finds it to be useful, and is in intrigued by the fact that you too are actually a technical type like him that doesnāt have to revolve around combat. except yours can be used for it as well. whereas his? not so much. the part that surprised him most is how much it can do. especially since it can do what shalnark can too. actually no he has a new theory now that he knows what it can do and that it can steal nen types, you were made in a lab as a robot, got fed up with your powerful nen user creators, stole their nen and killed them, went on a killing spree and stealing nen then joined the troupe. maybe thatās why chrollo had you join, because you have both his and shalnark nen and more. if chrollo could convince you to join instead of taking your ability you could prove to be valuable! yeah he just came up with a whole new backstory after that, he still isnāt gonna ask about it to confirm heās just convinced. ānew lore unlockedā ahh kortopi š¤£
as you start warming up to the troupe he, like every other member that was getting used to your brazen behavior, is confused, weirded out and a bit shocked. the sudden switch up is almost comical to him. turns out you just needed to adjust i guess. i mean, after running away from your previous evil creators and being invited into another group, yeah i wouldnāt trust anyone either. looks like the whole insult thing was just a defense mechanism. maybe you were programmed that way even, to not trust immediately. makes sense for a killbot. (yes heās still on that ššš¤·āāļø)
his crush developing after you calm down makes perfect sense. there was no way he was even acknowledging you more than a theorized robot before you changed. it wasnāt even really a change, just a 3% tolerance šš but hey it counts when itās a stone hearted robo like you š¤·āāļø (yes heās convinced me, i think your a robot too now š¤£š) you two likely just ended up playing games more, harmonizing on missions better, holding actual conversations and such that he realized you werenāt so bad. so bad you were kinda good! and ngl, i donāt think heād realize he has a crush on you. yes itās his turn to be the ironic on seeing as though heās also the observant one. but i think heād think itās just friendship because you warmed up. and yk your cool n stuff. so your friends now! at most heād just think he really likes you, your best friends! like nobu and uvo :) what an ironic duo tbh šš
Pakunoda:
sheās a pretty stylish and chic woman herself, literally all of her fits from official art to her in a suit to her regular fit in the 1999 and 2011 version are fire. that said she things your robe is edgy and outdated. LOL NOT ACTUALLY. no actually, not actually, she..like every troupe member couldnāt care less what you wear. i mean tbh a cloak is similar to what feitanās wearing but in red. and if she does have a problem with that fashion sheās never said it š¤·āāļø
people around her having a cold personality is something sheās completely used to. no big shocker there, your in a band of thieves willing to kill for what theyāre stealing, including her! and you! loll yeah it literally doesnāt phase her. in fact if you were solely a softie she wouldnāt say anything but would think youāre not cut out to be a member. (not uvoās type of softie, actual like regular people softie).
speaking in insults is new but nothing she canāt get used to. insulting her doesnāt hurt her feelings obviously, sheās also not one to take it personally or get angry over it. she just notes that the two of you likely wonāt get along and moves on. youāll just be another one of the members she doesnāt interact with (and by that i mean the new members/outcasts: hisoka, illumi and kalluto). when she sees you do the same to the other members she figured you just have a problem with everyone on sight. which is correct š she assumes you have some sort of ulterior motive since your clearly not all that interested in the troupeās. thus sheās wary of you. not as in scared of course, but she doesnāt thrust you with her life like she does the founding members, or at all. and she keeps an eye on where you are. specifically if itās just the two of you on missions, making sure your not doing anything to sabotage the troupe or backstab her mid mission.
ignorance and disrespect is nothing she canāt handle. just about as much as insults. the only difference between you and any other person who dares to disrespect her is thereās no fighting allowed in the troupe so she canāt shoot you. so how does she handle it outside of that? well she doesnāt. she, like many others, ignores you. itās pretty black and white with the troupe with a few minor differences depending on personality. but for the most part their either fighting back or ignoring you, soooo have fun wi the hat info! the first time you leave when sheās mid sentence is the last. she wonāt bother talking directly to you again. sheāll do her own thing on missions and make sure you donāt screw it up by not following orders. otherwise, if you got a problem and donāt wanna talk to her, thatās not a problem with her. she simply only talks to the other members from then on. indiscriminately killing is just about the only thing you do that she can agree with. your only behavior that isnāt a problem. for whatever reason anyway, she still doesnāt get why joined only to have an issues with every little thing. you must just really like stealing and killing or something. even then if you have something against people why joined a literal group? just steal and kill on your own??
announcing your presence with a pressure change in the air is good for her since she keeps an eye on you. she observes to see if this is something you can control or not to make sure sheāll always know when you arrive. or if itās a trick or nen thing of some sort that your using to get them used to you announcing your presence this way only to not do it one day when you need to spy or smth. see she suspects you but is actually reasonable and has theories (ahem phinks if you read part 1)
a deep voice isnāt something that surprises her. why would she go around assuming you have a medium or light one with no basis? tbh it matches anyway since you literally canāt see your face with that cloak on. now she would assume your a guy, and kinda still does, but the fact that your voice is just too robotic is sus. which also furthers her suspicions about your character in general. you know everyoneās real looks and voices and personality, so who are you working for? 𤨠bc they donāt know anything abt you and the hold cold personality thing could for sure be a lie to keep the troupe from questioning you, your background and who you are personally š¤āļøš¤Ø
being masculine is something she notes but doesnāt regard much. nor believe. she takes everything she observes about you with a grain of salt since youāre clearly a bit too secretive. and itās not just because youāre rude, itās for the continuation of the troupe and her boss, chrollo. she does everything for them as we know and you being a liability/threat is not something sheās gonna let idly slide. š āāļø she can definitely tell a few other members a skeptical about you too and that others straight up donāt get along. she doesnāt have the power to kick you outā¦nor does she understand why chrollo hasnt, (esp when genuinely no one likes you and you like no one) but sheās keeping an eye on you.
yeah after some more watching you she couldāve seen the hate at first sight coming a mile away. this is clearly your agent cover up. possibly anyway, she wonāt jump to conclusions, she looks for solid evidence. but donāt you slip up, or itās lights out for you. seriously though she doesnāt reciprocate this behavior, but again she notes that other members do. she observes your individual relationship with each member, some arguing with you every day, others ignore you, or simply donāt care to respond. sheās not expecting to suck up to everyone if your new, but coming in car fighting doesnāt make sense eitherā¦.not without a reason. personal or business related, sheās gonna find out why š¤·āāļø
glaring at her (and every other member) is simply noted but moved on from. all apart of the tough guy act. sheāll never return the favor, only silently collecting data and keeping it in mind. acting like she doesnāt feel your gaze on her as she continues playing cards speaking or contributing to the mission at hand. she also keeps a list on who you glare at the most and why if she can tell. like if it was unprovoked or because the two of you had argued a lot that day (pretty common for some members)
only appearing in the base when chrollo calls for you is obvious evidence for her, thanks! and itās something everyone noticed, which will only add to her statement when she figures you out. she does keep in mind the chance that your not a traitor and just a weirdo, but donāt ever give her the opportunity to touch you because she will try it at the given chance to see what youāre intentions truly are. good or badāclearing your name or exposing you to the troupe šš¤š
if youāre uncooperative for missions this could be a give or take to her mental file of evidence. because on one hand this could mean you donāt wanna help the troupe for the sake of ruining their plans. or it could mean you have some weird alternative motive if your not willing to engage with or help them. in this case your seemingly not trying to butter them up here, as a spy typically would. but this only makes her more inclined to find answers, and her search continues.
when she finds out your physically cold itās highly likely she initiated the touch to use her ability on you. she adds that info to her tab but doesnāt theorize on it much. along with your robotic voice she may conclude your some sort of robot spy. it sounds silly but she has to consider every circumstance for the troupe sake. (i love ho sheās gone full on investigator mode š). youāre dead cold and so is your voice, if she ignores the possibility and it ends up being right sheāll mentally slap her forehead for overlooking it.
if she didnāt know you worked with scythes sheād suspect you of being the chain user. still doesnāt rule you at least knowing them out though, especially when they find out he has allies that know about the troupe (seeing as though gon and killua stalked them). which only makes her even more skeptical, because them doing that is proof someone wants info on them for whatever reason. (ā ļøSPOILERā ļø: SKIP READING THIS PARENTHESES IF YOU DONT KNOW WHO THE CHAIN USER IS, INCLUDES A DEATHā¼ļøā ļø i actual donāt remember if she died before or after this happened i think after tho? anyway)
now when she finds out your real nen type she utterly doesnāt trust you. the fact that youāre really shady, rude and unpredictable with your overpowered nen on top of that is too much of threat to just brush off as your personality. somethingās up here, none of it make sense. are you trying to take down the troupe for your own personal gain? you hid your ability for however long for what? thereās more to you then your letting anyone see and itās dangerous. even if you arenāt a traitor of some sort how could she possibly trust such a peculiar individual. nothing about you adds up and you refuse to explain. why is chrollo even allowing a dangerous- ohhh. he must be looking for an opportunity to steal your ability. if not that he must want you in the troupe for said ability. sheās still baffled and still untrusting.
okay now the weirdest part of this all is when you start warming up to everyone. sheās not just bewildered, sheās more skeptical than sheās ever been of you. what suddenly changed? are you trying a new approach to your spying? why are you being so..less mean. iāll say, it isnāt kindā¦.yet. and thatās the problem. if you slowly start easing into a sweet personality to let everyoneās guards down and it works, then, well, it works!! a serious problem if it, uh, works!! iāve gotta say if thereās anyone that continues sus you when you warm up to them, itās paku.
i have NO idea how the crush forms. actually i can think of one, and itās if years go by before she warms up to you herself. ironically enough. your heart was 10x colder than hers when you met, but hers took 10x longer than yours to thaw. opposites attract much?? once it thatās it thatās though. she drops all previous suspicions and you two are thick as thieves! (HAHAH GET IT?? CUZ YOUāRE ACTUAL THIEVES!! šš bruh. š have you no sense of humor šā) youāre basically best friends always talking and going on missions and playing cards with each other. like uvo and nobu or shizu and franklin! (so cute <3) sheās probably one of the few to realize she likes you and not freak out about it! she doesnāt say anything right away. maybe a few months will go by before she starts to accept it more. sheāll just be even closer to you instead of telling you. really getting comfortable with you, about her past, her likes, interests, etc. she kind of treats you like youāre in the talking stage/friends that know they like each other. even without confirmation you like her back or not, sheāll do this because she can bc yāall are best friends- LOL
WOO those were fun to write! took me FOREVER to finish but
Hey please can u write a Undertaker x husband!reader who was also a Grim Reaper, the reader is a simp for Undertaker
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I already know these are gonna be so silly š
yall have probably been married for eternity. however long that is anywayāi have no idea how old he is. so basically your the couple everyone is tired of- LOL š he wouldnāt mind your antics one bit though! i mean, heās a weirdo! who is he to judge a simp?heās very non judgmental if you ask me.
he kinda is at the same time tho- depending on the topic/situation, like if someone just has no good taste in smth š but he wouldnāt judge you of course! your his husband! so you can be as werid or even down bad as you like freely! besides, he wouldnāt have married you if he didnāt like your simp nature right? well letās talk about it!
if you were always a simp! that may have been what caught his eye about you! think about it, back then people didnāt immediately cling and try to pursue people- they either courted for romance and chemistry or it was an arranged marriage. so a man as unique yourselfāhow could he not be intrigued? and he certainly does like intriguing things š and people~ apparently!
if you revealed your true simp nature after you got married..! (whether it was a long time ago or more recent) he really wouldnāt care! well? whatād you expect? i said heās non judgmental! heās actually happy you feel comfortable enough in marriage to be your true self! he would probably especially encourage it if he finds it humorous..
as far as your grim reaper job. you two do your duties both unseriously and seriously. i donāt think age matters much to reapers, or demons alike, for that matter. so if your a newer grim reaper or havenāt retired yet he would probably be the one to remind you to stop simping finally and do what your supposed to. which is surprising because heās not very serious himself!
if your a newer grim reaper he gives you tips to improve and will tell you bits and pieces of what it was like when he wasnāt retired. (if you havenāt known him long enough to know) majority of the reason is because thereās something in the story thatāll help you out!ā¦the other is because thereās this one joke- that heās been WAITING to tell- and itās just the PERFECT TIME- š¤£š¤£ *cue him cracking up before telling the actual joke* (bonus points if itās a really bad one)
you listen to his everyone word, even the crazy ones because of how much you simp, and laugh at his jokes too! he will even use your simp nature to get you to do the strange things he doesā¦like sitting in salt barrels..? š āwell..quality time i guess!ā (you, probably.) he will especially get you on his side when bothering ciel and sebastian. heād probably have you do some whole routine of whatever random things with him claiming itāll give him the answer he seeks just to laugh at the priceless anger bubbling from ciel when he realizes you wasted his time for an entire hour.
if youāre retired as well you guys pretty much just spend your time goofing off and getting your work done in between. i wouldnāt doubt if you work as a mortician at the funeral parlor with him. so you get to simp over him all day long~ <3 if your too busy simping than working i could see you both him developing a system where you do tasks like ābring him thisā or set the body over there..aaand he does the actually work! like a team..but your eyes donāt his majestic face as your sweeping šš§¹
if youāre a respectful simper *fixes tie*š¤µhe..still wouldnāt mind! more work would probably get done in a shorter amount of time but eh! allās well to him! and you! if your more the flirty type he would ADORE your pickup lines or anything cheesy/corny you have to say! out of the norm is way better anyway. especially to a weirdo like himā¦.anyway- (š) if your a romantic he would go along with your whims and romantic setups. just..try not to get triggered if he ruins the moment. š¼š because he will at some point..something you do or say will inevitably remind him of this one joke- š¤ that he just HAS to tell-
(can be read as platonic or romantic and is gn š)
i think cuddling w zoro would actually be so funā¦.idk how you convinced him tho. minor wano spoilerā ļø: if hiyori got away with it so can you. i donāt think itāll be impossible if your really close or a strawhat especially. not to mention heās been desensitized by luffy- šššš (that will never not be funny to me). bonus points if you knew him before joining the strawhats. idk your lore man š
but i do know heās warm! i mean look at him, itās just a fact bruh. cuddling w him in the winter would be the best š¤ (gl if he just came in from training in the FRICKIN SNOW thoā¦.might wanna wait till he warms up on that one- š (whatās wrong with this guy?) otherwise- you wouldnāt even need a blanket! partially kidding, unless your indoors- then maybe not :) he does tend to sleep near the window tho, which would make it more cold- okay okay it depends on the circumstances!!
regardless i already know heās gonna hit that one pose where his hands are behind his back and your laying on top or snuggling next to him. like i can SMELL the vision. (..okay now whatās wrong with ME šš) anyway! heās most likely shirtless too so lucky you š he will also fall asleep before you. actually scratch that heād wait til your sleep first. force of habit. (protector final boss) but heād want to sleep, like how can he not get sleepy?? especially since he doesnāt talk much himself so unless you keep a conversation going might as well sleep :P šš¤·āāļø
listen to his heartbeat trust. itād be so calming why wouldnāt you?! thatās literally so cute šš¤ i mean tbh what do i even write?? like heās so chill this is pretty much all youād be doing!!! oh wait a minute i know! imagine cuddling together at night in the crows nest for your own special time together after his big day! šš heād much rather chill w you then argue w sanji before bed about kicking him (or smth stupid like that- yk them š¤·āāļø)
maybe even watch the stars as you drift off <33 ask him how he liked his day. or whatever small talk you might wanna make. heād probably have short sleepy answers by then tbh. š honestly just go to sleep man š¤£š like cuddling with zoro doesnāt require much. and he sleeps like a rock for the most part (esp when you lay w him š) so aside from flipping either side every few hours, settle in til the next day š«¶
and hey, maybe no sea kings or luffy will jolt you out of your sleep the next day so you guys can cuddle throughout the sunrise and sleep in! (AWWW š„¹š«¶) and if they do you guys can just go back to cuddling, esp if your too awake to go back to sleep :)
uhh yeah iām gonna end this here man š (š)
hey!! i saw ur request were open and i was soo happy because i need more x male reader stuff, can u make a monster trio (+ ace and sabo if u want) (add or remove any1 u want idc) x male reader (male at birth if thats okay) general hcs :D tysm!!
HII!! Aww it warms my heart to hear you were looking forward to requesting to meeee ššš
Ace likes to goof off. like he portrays himself as a bit more serious, especially during fights. but truly when around those he loves heās a total goofball. just like his brothers!
you two are 100% drinking buddies and have competitions all the time! if your a more stoic type, just donāt want to or donāt drink much, heāll persuade you with a random souvenir/smth you like that he picked up at the previous island you stopped at just for this moment š (que him rubbing his hands together like an evil fly). if he wins then 1) you owe him or 2) he keeps whatever he got you until you win the next competition (devious i know š¼). sometimes marco and izo will join in or watch for funzies! :]
you may or may not have worried about his weird mid way sleeping habit habit when you first saw it (i wonder at what point did he start doing that..? š¤·āāļøš) heāll apologize briefly if you are when he gets up, but he doesnāt know what all went on when he fell asleep, so really he just continues whatever he was doing. try not to sweat it too much, if you donāt, then great! because it happens randomly a lot when your talking and your gonna have to remind him what he was saying š āoh right! So then crybaby-ā (proceeds to tell you the Luffy story youāve heard already in a thousand different ways) and yeah, he still addresses him as that to you š„¹š¤£
oddly enough i feel heād love to have deep convos with you! you might find it cheesy, dw he does too, but when itās just you two, under the stars, itās a really comforting quiet, where you just sit and chat about whatever introspective topic that comes to mind! and maybe it wonāt be so awkward eventually! maybe it never was because youāve know each other for so long :)
speaking star gazing, if you two arenāt childhood friends or smth, that was something heād been doing since said childhood. if you met later in his life youād join him while laying flat on your backs our on deck. sometimes perched up on the watch tower. and after enough times heād come and invite you too! āheyā¦the stars are out. iāll be out on the deck if ya need me.ā
oooo and yāall def have so much fun riding on his boat thing together!! i just know heād let you hand on to him while you ride around with him powering it. itās pretty much a one man boat, but two isnāt that big of a difference š he would do that thing where he turns and letās you reach out to touch the water. hopefully your not afraid to fall off! because he certainly canāt catch you as heās a devil fruit user šš«¶ maybe this isnāt such a good idea if you are too.. š š¤£
whether you like it or not he likes to carry you on his shoulders. if you donāt heāll do it specifically to annoy you. and if you do heāll do it to make you happy! thereās no weight you could be that he couldnāt pick up so donāt worry about that either! sometimes heāll just walk up behind you, bend over and swoop you up with his neck, much to your surprise! or hey! maybe you arenāt because how often he does it, still fun though! you can kick and hit but he isnāt putting you down, in fact, all your attack will go right though him š„±š¤£ itās pretty normal for the wbp to check to see if your own aceās shoulders if theyāre look for you āhey have you seen (m/n)?ā āno? didāya check ace?ā šš„šš„ (idk why but thatās a knee slapped to me..anyway!-)
if yāall trope is bsf to lovers heād actually be more awkward and embarrassed around you, yet more comfortable and open at the same time. he knows no matter what nothing could ever ruin you friendship, so even if it didnāt work out itād be okay. yeah, thatās not the problem. problem is not only has he never thought of anyone romantically before. and not just anyone, heās never thought of you in that way before.
if you joined wbp before him heād probably end up look up to/admiring you. which says a lot for a prideful guy. even if you arenāt strong you know a lot more about these parts than him š¤·āāļø or if after him heād be happy to show you around and be friendly with you. he treats those he loves real well (in his own ace way) so youād quite literally fit right in! š
thankfully for you if you joined after him he isnāt a newbie nickname guy. what i mean by that is he is the type to give nicknames, but he wouldnāt call you ārookieā or ānewbieā especially since thatās his first impression. he knows how it feels to have a name tagged on you and not like it, so heād never do it to anyone else. crybaby is an exception. and donāt worry! youāll get one too as you get closer šš¤
his first impression of you is, well, based off you! but it can change so donāt sweat it! so if you embarrass yourself or come off as weak when all the time the opponent was just too strong! he wonāt hold it against you! again he knows how having you first impression being set up for you feels, so he wonāt do that. really heāll just encourage you or give you some pointers for next time. maybe a bit of teasing, but nothing harmful.
if you knew each other back when the spade pirates werenāt disbanded, deuce would for sure support you!! i donāt know much abt the dude tbh, but he seems really cool! i know ace would rant to him abt you too š¤£
if ur his gay (bi/pan, etc) realization he would definitely freak allll the way out. tbh it reminds me of these hcs so here iāll just put this here. itās not the exact same thing but itās an honorable mention. he basically just goes around to everyone like āwhat do i do- what do i do- what do i doā i mean, he hasnāt even thought of love before you, but now he has to think of love and the fact that he loves his a man! donāt get me wrong he knows abt the lgbtq+ community, the panic just comes from the realization really! like any normal person :D eventually he does man up and confess tho! duh! as you can see your together now š„±š„¹š
in his own ace way, (as with everything else) he loves to compliment youu ⨠ālookin pretty snazzy babeā āoh well now, my my, whoās this handsome man?ā āanyone ever tell you purple is your color?ā
but tbh if you compliment him back if youāve just gotten inter he relationship he low key be pretty shy and flustered. not really in the typical way, in the sense where he smiles and plays it cool but quite literally has butterflies flies inside. (reader is too handsome š®āšØā hold on you gotta give him a break-)
and because heās super stubborn this starts upā¦. š„š„š„ āØcompliment wars⨠itās..exactly what it sounds like! you both just go back and forth complimenting each other!! now depending on your personality it can go differently. if your more stoic itāll pretty much just be him teasing you, if your flirtatious heās the one getting teased, and if your just like him, wellll..the war pretty much never ends! (bonus if reader is stubborn- like him) which everyone finds lowk cheesy but cute! <3 if heās drunk heās more confident confident with them tho! so theyāll get a lot more fiery š„ā¤ļøāš„ GET IT??(okay geez..)
cuddling is pretty causal, this is another thing that depends on your personality. if you donāt like physical touch heās totally cool with that. but if you do he likes when your both kinda just sitting up and either of you are sitting between the others legs. which you could choose which you wanna be! heās happy with either :) speaking of cuddling sun bathing is a big thing for him. it just makes sense, so i hope you donāt mind the heat! ^^ oddly enough, i bc him to still be affected by the sunās heat, just not his devil fruits fire. so i could 100% see him bothering you cuz heās hot (pun intended)
if your hot headed (him too, somehow chiller (if thatās a word) than you doe? also proud? lol) he would be the one to keep you under wraps, reminds me of like usopp and zoro, where he has to stop him sometimes- except ace isnāt a coward- šš anyway- āhey ace! get m/n!ā ācalm down that crazy sun of a gun would you??!ā āsome wbp, probably.
if youāve know him for a long time youāre (and all the other wbp) pretty much used to him doing weird stuff and being chill abt it, like chilling in 20° ice barrels š (ofc) his sleeping habit, hanging upside down (habit from his childhood), storing things in his hat (LOL-) and chewing alcohol bottle caps! (idk either)
will pull you in said 20° ice barrel to bug u btw š¤ have fuuun! ⨠(i mean- if your really that mad about it you can always ask him to dry you off quicker than a towel would..! heās fire yk..? your still mad..? okay..heās sorry)
oh yeah and he wonāt stop yapping abt luffy. if youāve never met him yes you have because you might as well with the way bro started from when he didnāt even like him up until he last saw and + bounty poster and news heās read. and if you do know luffy itāll probably be worse because he constantly forgets you already know too and retells you!- š at the least he would never get annoyed or tired of u yapping either š¤·āāļøš
he always stays up until u go to sleep first. doesnāt matter how long youāve known each other or been togetherāitās always been a habit š
Sabo loves tickle fights oddly enough. obviously when your off duty, but if you initiate one while your still sailing to your destination, thereās no way he could resist a dose of laughter from one of his favorite people <33
often puts an arm around your shoulder casually. he likes causal affection, and this is perfect, even if the enemy were around they couldnāt just assume your a couple because he did that, therefore couldnāt use your love for each other against one another.
super chill in ur relationship. not could be mistaken for friends chill, just laidback. i mean, thatās pretty much his personality in general. if youād like to display or be more affectionate in your relationship, just express that, he values communication as a pacifist himself (unless provoked) and he pretty much caters to you so just talk to him hun ā¤ļøāš„
nicknames could vary, i feel heād go for a shortened version of your name if you have a longer one, one that fits your personality, your devil fruit if you have one or one he personally came up with fits because your actions or smth else you did. he wouldnāt make it obnoxious tho. he might call you one that annoys you once or twice. but ofc he wouldnāt keep it going yk? regular bugging each other for no reason stuff.
if your worried abt him being reckless, you might have to keep worrying- not because heās trying to!! he really does keep in mind not to put himself in harms way deliberately for you. itās just being an rev army member can put you in some pretty reckless situations in itself..but hey! tell him what to do and heāll make it up to you! even if you donāt heāll put something together anyway :)
imagine your just as reckless as him tho- you too totally get on everyoneās nerves š š ām/n, sabo! donāt go doing anything crazy that deviates from the plan either!āā iva, probably..
his love language is quality time and gift giving. ironically enough itās quality time, since you may or may not spend a lot of it together considering your (or if not just his) occupation. however it makes sense, since heād want to spend as much as he can with you as possible! you never know whatāll happen and when after all..
he adores bringing you trinkets tho! on a light note š or actually, thatās wrong. he loves your reactions more. even if you arenāt the super bubbly type, if you donāt reject it, you obviously like it somewhat right? š š
this is oddly specific but he likes chilling leaning on each otherās backs and doing whatever hobby or smth yk? like he could just be flipping a coin or smth and you could be cloud gazing. ties into him liking quality time. he cherishes the quiet moments too, the ones that arenāt necessarily the first thing that comes to mind when people think of their loved ones. except for him, he remembers all of them. or even if he doesnātāthatās why he writes everything thing you do together or for each other š„¹ the random things you do or that happens. he keeps count of who wins sparring matches (for rev army boyfriend), who brought food to who, what food is was. he really doesnāt wanna forget anything about you.
open to training without holding back! wonāt deliberately land a blow thatāll seriously hurt you or anything. but heāll definitely be a good sparring partner as far as not holding back to he point where you donāt improve. idk if anyone else has noticed, but sabo has really good control over his strength! heās fighting style revolves around it! so thankfully heās able to apply that into not hurting you seriously :>
smiles every he sees you. itās an automatic thing. (how could he not??)
with a reader whoās the same height or taller he has a habit of coming up and leaning against you lol. he doesnāt really know when it started, and he almost didnāt notice it until betty pointed it out (š) after that he wrote down the fact that he does that if it really annoys you heāll make himself hyper aware of it so he can stop, but itās kinda a long time habit that no one knows where it came from (lol! cute!)
if ur not in the rev army heād write litters to you every chance he gets. heād probably be a lot more worried about you, but as long as you respond thatās reassurance for him. heād visit you whenever he can and be 100% sure heās not being followed (esp after the burgess incident-)
if you are in the rev army tho the only reason heād not want you to be is because he doesnāt want anything to happen to you. itās selfish but especially after he remembers ace he isnāt gonna wanna lose anyone else right between his fingertips. he doesnāt do anything to try and get you to leave tho. he loves that your fighting for freedom as much as he loves to.
i hc him to have some good memory (yh ik how it sounds but iām talking about outside of what happened- like general things as far as him remembering what u like) so heāll be really thoughtful with his gifts
plus i donāt think heād like to forget things after what happened. so he makes it a point to memorize everything about you. (not to contradict what i said earlier, he still writes everything down. but itās just so he never has a chance to forget š¤£š )
finds shopping with you fun, or like exploring new places. but he likes when you guys do goofy try on hauls and wear too big clothes and pretend you look cool. or smth just totally out of wack (like brook chopper and luffy yk?) definitely just like his brother in that aspect heād also find if fun for you to to pick out each otherās outfits!! maybe even make it a game or competition as to who has better fashion taste or who got the otherās style more accurate šā¤ļøāš„
likes touching your hair. itās very comforting to him. if you like to cuddle he loves when your rest your head on his chest so he can give you headpats. no matter how long or short he loves to run his fingers through your hair. really grounds him into the moment of being with you and your love.
you, him and koala are basically a trio. you guys are the terrible triplets of the rev army and make a bad team š¼ (for the enemy i mean, because no one wants to see you there coming! š) que the 3 of you doing the doctor livesey walk- LOL- your guys are partners in crime (literally) sometimes itās just you and him, you and koala, him and koala or all 3 much to the enemies demise š¤
meaningful hugs if either of you have to separate for a mission that could be seriously dangerous. even if you think heās being dramatic/cheesy or donāt like physical affection much heāll be completely serious abt it and will want one for at least 3 seconds.
just like he rants to dragon abt luffy like thatās not his own son, he will do so to him tomas if he doesnāt know you as well. (even if your not in rev army and yāall never met or only have once, heāll know everything about you-) dragon doesnāt stop him because he knows his heart is in the right place, but iād be lying if i said he didnāt tune him out occasionally..š
he does to koala too tbh, ājust go talk to him already! since you miss him enough to talk about him every second he isnāt here! sheesh..ā LOL!! i could totally see her saying that-
likes your eyes/ intense eye contact. the eyes are the window to the soul and he adores yours. plus he just likes looking at you and admiring your face. speaking of admiring you, he compliments you whenever you get a new outfit. like cmon manās is walking around in the swashbuckling ahh drip he is and youāre telling me he doesnāt like fashion? nah he definitely see you lookin all handsome.
will hit on you even though your already together jokingly. all in good fun. just for laughs 𤣠(koala is probably sick of yāall- and depending on your personality, your sick of sabo together š„)
if you didnāt have one already he helped you find your signature piece š like his hat n goggles! will also help you find your fashion style if you wanna get into that. or wanna try out smth new. he definitely knows a quite a few, heās just generally knowledgeable abt his specific classy fashion š·
knows random long sophisticated words that just mean smth like happy- (like idk if you know it but thereās this one word, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and itās so goofy bc it means smth so simple- š good. thatās it thatās all, all it essentially means is something really good š¤¦āāļø)
always makes sure your taking care of yourself properly, asks abt meals, if it was healthy, always have plenty water bottles nearby for after/during training, making sure you get at least 7 hours of sleep if you can (cuz yk if your both rev army members), checks in on your mental health too, is a good listener, always open to doing favors for you, acts of service as a love language, is literally never not concerned for your physical well being
always stays up until you go to sleep first (itās a[n instinctive older] brother thing [that transferred over into a lover thing] if you read aceās)
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Can i ask for the phantom troupe with a reader that's fucking powerful like deadly powerful but is half cat and is always cheerful around them like you pet them or like give them head scratches they'll melt into a whole river and become so happy, thank uuu
LOLL!! sure! this is cute and fluffy and so is the reader!! :DD
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btw i left what type of cat you are up to you :)
im gonna write them all together bc you didnāt specify any characters in specific :P
these exclude hisoka and include illumi!! (i honestly didnāt know what to do abt kalluto bc idk if reader is an adult or would be a kid for his section of the hcs so) kalluto is also excluded!!
these are gn :3 (bc no gender was specified)
chrollo first!
alr now you being powerful is certainly the most obvious reason he wanted you to join. we all know that manās insatiable hunger for it. which is lowk not talked abt enough bc heās so low key w it. but hey moving on 𤣠whatever your power is whether itās raw strength, powerful cat like abilities or something that has nothing to do with you being a cat at all, it sure caught his attention and made a whopping first impression š¼ cheetu=fraud reader=goat ššŖ however whatever the circumstances may be, it was enough to make him offer you a position instead of stealing the ability entirely. maybe itās not even a nen ability, or that both your nen and cat abilities are separate so to lose one would half said power. bonus if they go hand in hand. although ultimately, something convinced him not to hit a snatch n run, and to just recruit you. š¤·āāļøš so! new silly cat friend, acquired āŗļø
now the troupe isnāt always assembled, and as we know when they do itās before a mission, thus, the first impression they have of you outside of your first encounter and joining is you in combat. and boy is that something! since the first time he saw you fight heās been itching to see you do it again! not really, but he was interested enough to watch you since you just so happened to be in his group for this heist. his inquisitive way of thinking just wonāt let him go without understanding your capabilities/nen ability. he absolutely LOVES fascinating things. well, thatās not really the right word, heās fascinated by fascinating things, but that just sounds stupid now doesnāt it. well anyway, (š) its confirmed to him that his instincts were on point with recruiting you when he sees how you fight and that it was definitely the right choice! having another high level threat member on the troupe is never a bad idea :D not when people send literal entire mafiaās to kill you. or at least try š
now you being naturally half cat is another thing that makes him curious about you. now you can come up with your first interaction, but if it was you being friendly/chilling and then fighting, or vice versa, iād say that was all he needed to know to invite you to the gang. chrollo: āperfect give me 15 of themā (or however it goes LOL) i say heād be interested in recruiting you if youāre calm (or at least reasonable) because then he can actually hold a conversation with you that will go somewhere as far as him getting the info he wants. aka what he needs to know to persuade you to join. or if he has to at all, like if youāre a happy go lucky cat and will just go āokay!ā first impressions are everything after all, he wants to make his get on your positive side, as you certainly have. or at least his intrigued one! š¤£
after he sees you fight (or whenever you want this to happens lol, you choose) heās very curious as to what you can do! even outside of fighting, as a cat, abilities youāve trained, are you combat savy or rely on your nen? where, or rather whom did you learn nen from? did you take the hunter exam? or maybe you grew up on some uncharted island where everyone is half cat! perhaps? heās truly and deeply theorizing about your identity. which leads me to my next point! why/how are you half cat? how did you come to be if you werenāt born that way? was it normal to you for everyone to be half cat, and then you came and discovered everyone else wasnāt? or were you raised by a human. and yes he does ask you all this. by the way youāre such a happy bean he feels it wouldnāt anger you, and heās not forcing you to answer anyway! plus heās your boss now, and there is no fighting amongst the troupe regardless, so there wouldnāt be much to do even if it did. š
always being cheerful doesnāt make or break anything with him really! his members have all different personalities, and if he didnāt think he could handle yours you wouldnāt be in the troupe! not to mention he could kick you out and take your ability if it really got on his nerves. (though heād have to be calculated seeing as though youāre not going down without a well fought fight! šš) but thereās no way it could š¤ because your a lil sweetie pie <33 yep, as long as your personality doesnāt hinder your ability to kill or commit crimesā¦itās whatever man! sooo..i no longer have anything to put for this section but, here! you cutie!: šø for you :3
im not sure how chrollo would even come across discovering that you like pets and head scritches. heās not the type to initiate that kind of thing, but if you kind of just instinctively lean your head towards him to pet him iām sure he figure out āoh, thatās a natural response isnāt it? they still have instincts to be pet?ā but wouldnāt bring his hand up to pat you. now if you took his hand and kind of set it on top of your head he wouldnāt really stop you, just kind of find it almost? amusing? youād have to make his hand do the movements to pet you but hopefully thatāll be satisfying enough? šš¤£ he kind of just lets you do your thing, and watches. yes, watching as you make him pet you, hilarious š he observes you melting, but doesnāt really find a need to note it or anything. he mostly has interest in your combat abilities. but he wonāt take this away from you. š (š)
nobunaga next!
being powerful is something he definitely acknowledges about you when you make a first impression on him (intentional or not). he trusts chrolloās judgement, and his own, as well as his own two eyes! he saw first hand how powerful you are and heāll immediately want you in the troupe with those abilities! i say so, so confidently because he literally tried to recruit gon and killua, who were likely to be associated with āthe chain userā (š¤«) so heād be just fine recruiting a strong stranger too. surely he will! heād kinda find it funny/be confused on how a cat learned nen, but i guess youāre half human too š¤£š¤£ you must have a whole kitty tribe then! (ššš) āare you all this powerful? where do you rank among them? are you one of the strongest? if not even the lower end of the little kitty tribe is pretty strong huh?ā having cat like abilities that go with your nen or fighting style will make him believe youāre from some sort of cat island even further (donāt let him hear chrollo thinks the same or heāll be convinced of it). hey, as a nen user you hear about a lot more unusual things than an average joe, a magic superpower to harness your aura exists, surely ācat islandā does!
getting further into combat heād love to spar with you! and test your real strength! especially since the troupeās numbers isnāt ranked off their physical strength, as we can see with with uvogin at 11 š how does he know whoever you were fighting wasnāt just fodder? heās gotta test it for himself! speaking of uvo you canāt convince me he wouldnāt want to join. which is an alternative route i can see, them NOT underestimating you whatsoever in fact wanting to fight you 2v1 š¼šŖ which iām sure they quickly figure out youāre so strong you could join them and become a little mayhem murder trio if you wanted to :) they could call you ātriple trouble timeā LOL thatās so ridiculous but i love it (pls do join them, DO IT FOR THE NICKNAME!! >O<) or you could very well be a lone cat! you do your job so well youāre entrusted with killing most the guys in the way while they complete the mission! :D (hey, they said WHILE they complete the mission! save some fun for them! >:T)
now as a cat youāre probably really fast, just naturally. so while youāre still mid fight he likely doesnāt see your ear or tail deliberately until you pause. and then when he gets a clear view he goes āa cat person?ā LOL nooo, not the ācrazy4catsā type, the āi AM the cat >:)ā type šš first of all, he wonders what someone did to provoke a literal catātouch your tail or something? (yes at first he thinks you have cat brain and not so much human, only being oneāor rather halfāphysically. little does bro know..you DO have cat brain, you just have to be kind enough to unlock it š¤£š¤£) until he closer observes the fight to see you have some serious battle IQ. now, in anime logic you donāt have to be book smart to be street smart, which i donāt know how true that is irl seeing as though iām not a killer thief OR nen user- (HAHAH) but!! back to what i was saying it- could be that youāre just a cat that knows how to fight (like they all do š). upon the fight ending, he watches your body language and the way you seem to make decisions/think and realizes how humanoid you do so. congrats, youāre now officially, human cat.š„š (yeah sure what an upgrade š guess itās not like itās not true)
now that heās finished analyzing you, we must address the question that heās been wondering about since he saw you land that finisher on your opponentāwhat else can you do? and how does your powers work?? is that kind of nen only accessible to cat people or something?? your nen capacity is crazy! or maybe itās just because bigger cats are naturally stronger, so you are? is there even a method behind this madness?? orrrā¦are you just going to meow in response? (dw yes that was sarcasm š¤£) can you speak animal though? like can you talk to other full cats? or does your people speak the hunter hunter language? how far back does your race go?? have you been around longer than humans?? matter of fact, how old are you? MATTER OF FACTāDO YOU HAVE 9 LIVES???
now for the questions that have been ACTUALLY bogging his mind the whole timeāwhy, and HOW are you half cat? how did you come to be and is there more of you? do you even know if thereās more of you? could you have been born apart? have you ever tried looking for other cat people? wait!! is there dog people to?! and are they your mortal enemies?! no- i get it now!! the dog people, your arch nemesisās amongst generations, slayed your entire tribe one night with a sneak attack! and now youāre out to avenge them by taking out all the dog people! so did that guy you were fighting have a dog tail and ears?? you know itās funny that this happened to you since he quite literally put someone else in that exact same predicament..š¤ (nobu youāre starting to sound like PHINKS with that dumb ahh theory šš itās giving when phinks got punched for telling kurapika he hurt gon and killua when his BOSS was hostage and he had to call back and say āsorry i was lyingā šæ like thatās the goofiness this gives š)
always being cheerful isnāt too surprising. cats are either happy lovey baby or the bully that lives in your house. you, my friend, are both! :) and by that i mean youāre seen as the bully from your enemies/opponents pov by they way you just do NOT give them no chance to stand up, fight back or even BREATHE- (bro is pitouās long lost cousin š¤£š¤£š¤£ wait this joke is actually so hilarious because of how perfectly it fits) and to your people/the troupe youāre ofc the happy lovey baby š„°š nobu is pretty much cool with it, it seems harder to anger him if you have a happier personality imo bc we mostly see him get triggered by more teasing personalities. šš + the fact that youāre happy go lucky persona doesnāt wave out your ability to fight is really good. that way youāre logical/easy to work with and also very powerful, capable and reliable for missions and combat! those attributes are truly valuable within the troupe bc there are a handful of members that are most certainly meatheads 𤦠(heās kinda one of em..)
wanting pets and head scritches makes sense to him because youāre a cat buuuut heās not reallyyyyyyy, asaaaaaaaā¦affectionate! (is the word heās looking for) type of guy. soooo you leaning in to himā¦asking for pets. itās kinda. i mean youāre still half human yk? is that not? that doesnāt matter when you want pets or something?? š (šæ) looks like you DO, haveā¦cat brain. š just..not in the way he expected??? i genuinely donāt know how you would manage to convince nobu to pet you, if you even can/do/try, BUT!! if you doāand you melt, heāll just kinda š¤·āāļø let you lay in his lap and chill there for a little while :) have fun purring with your scritchies š„°āŗļø oh, well now i kinda wanna talk about that! :D briefly anywayāif you start purring! itāll kinda shock and confuse him at first, he really canāt grasp how much of you is human and how much is, cat. (šš¤£) so he might raise his hand and stop petting for a bit, staring down at you in shock. heād only remember to keep going if you give him some kind of que. and he will go back, only with this emoji slapped on his face for the rest of the pets: š¤Ø
feitan turn!
you being powerful and having chrolloās approval? thatās all he needs to be okay with you really. as far as joining i mean. heās pretty opinionated, but wonāt go against his loyalty for chrollo regardless. chrollo trusts you? so does he. to be fair i donāt think he could be scared of anyone let alone a cat person. keepin it honest š¤·āāļø he wouldnāt underestimate you though. he seen first hand what you can do and youāre clearly the real deal. thatās a pretty lucky first impression for the troupe and especially feitan. heās not so quick to think of people as more than a nobody/in his way if not a troupe member already. but youāre so strong you (probably unintentionally) proved yourself strong enough to get in!! now thatās a feat!! bonus if youāre not from meteor. it seems like most are and if not than a rugged background. if you truly do live on cat island i would be surprised if you didnāt train martial arts or something.
elaborating on combat, heās been shown, and basically all the other members, to take an interest in what other peopleās abilities are and how they work. more specifically with others in the troupe, but anything that stands out is fun (to fight/watch). and if it proves useful and not just brutally powerful? šš complex but simple or straight up complex (with powerful reasoning) oneās are the most interesting to him. and if you have one like that heād enjoy watching you fight. if it causes your opponent lots of pain and suffering too? now this is just a masterpiece. š keep terrorizing people lil kitty āŗļø youāre doing a great job š (even if itās just your abilities/strength as a cat š) cat abilities that work in tandem with your nen is something he would view as lucky. not because he wasnāt to be a cat (šæ) but because it would have to be slightly specific in order for that to work out. like if youāre a manipulator and your ability works well with xyz cat ability, itās pretty lucky you were born a manipulator wasnāt it? with how powerful you are, and nen/abilities that is likely very versatile, heād be confused if you arenāt a specialist.
being half cat is the strangest part to him. are you a chimera ant? that question will certainly pop up during that arc- š you might even have to prove it somehow just to make sure youāre loyal. they donāt really mess with them like that after they invaded their home tryna take over š¶ next he would simply wonder/question why you have them, ears and tail i mean. like yeah youāre half cat but?? how? and why? what do youāre parents look like then? do they look more cat then you do 𤨠whatās going on here? and why? before that though on his mind is what abilities you have that may be useful to the troupeāas far as outside of combat. like can you remember scents? do you have that insane flexibility? perhaps it could allow for stealth! should need be anyway :) itās always more fun and easier to bust in the front door and kill everybody š still! š¤·āāļø ā¦hey! maybe you can track down the chain user! you should be able to smell him on one of your fellow members, follow his scent and use that elastic like talent of yours to not get caught! alright! report back when youāve eyes on the target! š«”š¼š
so yeah heās pretty interested in what can you can do. heāll even ask shal āwhat else can cats do?ā just to ask you and see if you can do it. and if you donāt know why not run an experiment to see if you can? seeing as though reader is cheerful iām pretty sure you wouldnāt be against it. and he knows he canāt and isnāt out of his mind to the point where he would torture other members, so itād be a genuine assessment out of curiosity! whatās your max jump height? what about speed? can you eat certain foods raw? (etc :3) this is more likely to happen outside of when everyone is called to meet up, because those are for missionsānot cat testing šš heās interested in your background, but wonāt push or really try the matter. if he finds out he just does, if not, alr. sure it shapes your character, and might explain some things, but itās not that deep to him. heās more interested in whatās the thickest metal/object you can slice through if you have (possibly retractable) cat claws. (or nails)
why/how are you half cat/how you came to be/is there more of you, and do you even know if there are any, are all questions that come up. whether he asks them or not is give or take. he may ask some and not others. after a minute of you being in the troupe heās more likely to ask when itās relevant in the moment. but at this point his curiosity has been satiated. especially with all those experiments he ran LOL š he pretty much/probably got most the answers he wanted to know more than others purely from that! which gives me an idea for the pets n scritches section, but iām saving that! no spoilers!! >:3
alrrr now for the pets/head scritches that weāve both been waiting for!! at first i thought this section wasnāt gonna be as interesting with fei bc i thought i was just gonna write abt how he absolutely would not want to give you any kind of pets or scratchies š but now i get to write about the only exception and further explanation of why you may have done the experiments!!! š spoiler: itās for headpats!! yes he does give you a few for a few seconds after you finish an experiment >:} itās a win win! donāt even get me started if you have a more cat like brain, or simply accept scritchies as a form of payment šš (at least from the troupe anyway. i could totally see feitan being the one to have discovered this too šš) but if you donāt go along with the experiments yes back to the original concept youāre not getting nothing. heās not an affectionate guy and he sees no reason to be. plus youāre still half human so that makes it even weirder. not that he cares much about weirdness, but heād muuuch rather be making someone scream in agony than purr in pure bliss..š¤Øšæ
going back to the test run scenario for the hcs of you melting, he probably wonāt find out you even melt until i donāt even know if he will. simply because he never gives you any pets long enough for you to get comfortable. he stands there and you stand there, he rubs your head for a few secs, and then he goes and reads his book. heās not giving more than required in order for you to do the trials š but rolling with a scene that he does discover you meltā¦ā¦..heād still take his hand away a few seconds later. (big shock there š³) he doesnāt have that human urge to pet things as most do. we all know what he has, and its no where near pleasant like scratchies⦠so thatās probably for the best! not that heād do anything anyway, but still :P he notices that you melted, but thatās not an unintentional test result he cares about or will ever use š¤·āāļø (oh yeah party time šÆāāļøšÆ) (why?? because itās always party time..)
machi
being powerful isnāt too surprising to machi, what does surprise her however is not only her bosses interest in you but also the fact that she has a hunch that thereās more to you than meets the eye/this is a good idea. (aka troupe upscale šš·) i say chrolloās interest in you surprises her because she was one of the ones to vote gon and killua not to say iām pretty sure. and he doesnāt want to take your ability, he wants you to join. i donāt think we know their recruiting process exactly, but i doubt chrollo is going around handing out the opportunity himself. or even the other members, so the fact that he saw you, most likely fighting, once and said āyep i want this oneā is darn impressive. whatever you do, whether you dabble with weapons, nen, martial arts or cat powers (LOL) youāre apparently pretty good with it! and thatās an extremely understated understatement :)
i think i mentioned this, again all of the troupe members aspear quite curious as to what others (specifically strong people with unique powers) nen is and how it works. so while machi sees you fight for the first time, first impression, after youāre recruited, etc, sheās pretty stunned! and trust it takes a lot to get her that way. sheās highly intelligent, and skilled. sheās the only reason we know how hisoka beat redestro! (or whatever his name was, the tiger guy from heavens arena) it was from her break down that we even got what happened ourselves, and itās well known how skilled hisoka is. thus the fact that sheās baffled by your combat style is baffling in itself! bonus if you have multiple, like cat abilities and a weapon. or cat abilities a weapon and nen! ouu what a deadly combo šÆ go kitty go!! if thereās something she doesnāt understand about your nen (especially if you use an ability you have since youāre a cat and she mistakes it for nen/is confused because of how well you blend it together) or general fighting style sheāll ask you afterwards. in this case more so if youāve already joined the troupe. otherwise sheāll just be hoping you arenāt an enemy theyāll have to deal with later on this heist.
half cat reader quite confused her and yet sheās also interested. lets assume youāre in the troupe by now, thereās no way sheās going long without questioning you about your ears and tail. ohhh imagine if reader could hide their ears and tail too!! then you just happen to have them out at the next meet up for a mission š¤£š¤£ girl is going to be PUZZLED š n thatās valid cuz wym you just have cat ears all the sudden?? n a tail??? are you trying to be funny?? š¤£š¤£š¤£ whatās going on here!! LOL š but for the original concept of her already knowing sheād still be curious. i stick with the thought of her being less likely to ask if youāre not very close, or if she doesnāt trust you. but as a cheerful kitty type of peep she can clearly see what sheās sees is what she gets! :D so thatās off the table :) which means if the two of you talk her questions about you will surely roll around to getting asked at some point. itās too confusing not to honestly. to be fair, the troupe wasnāt all that confused when they same the chimera ants, more so because they knew what they were. but they donāt know anything about you! thereās never been any history of cat people! whereād you come from?!
so her curiosity as to what you can do is like all the other troupe members really! except sheās more normal about it and doesnāt run experiments..ahem, feitan āŗļø general she just asks, and if you donāt have the answer; thatās that! should she ask if youāre searching for any answers you donāt know about your self/kindāif youāre the only one, how much of you is cat, etcāand you say no itās be bemusing to her. it partially makes sense, sometimes happy go lucky people donāt care so much about things that donāt affect their lives. gonsā clearly not oneāsearching after his dauntless father just for the love of them game š(š) but the fact that youāre just a casual phenomenon if not to everyone then to everyone who doesnāt know about your kind. which is still likely to be everyone. š¤·āāļøš
she doesnāt theorize much after sheās done with her own mini interrogation and questions, so i donāt know how or what iām gonna write for their bulletin as far as why/how you are half cat/how you came to be/is there more of you and do you know. because i talked about a bit already in the previous one anyway. but i am interested in writing about how she feels about youāre cat personality and sunniness in general š¤āļø so letās do that!! :) itāll make her hcs unique ⨠w for machi stans!! machi with a joyous personality reader, let alone a joyous half cat reader is kind of an oxymoron considering her own personality. sheās not overly cruel or sadistic, but she doesnāt share your trusts either! i think you two would be the stars and sun duo! i say stars because sheās not exactly shy or introvert. but still quiet unless something needs to be said. she has no problem with your personality really, you donāt cause problems/arguments and your very (clearly) reliable in combat! so that just sounds like another troupe member that isnāt lowk a destructive or tempered hassle! which is great!ā¦.she could use a few more of those š¤¦āāļø
BRO I RAN OUT OF CHARACTERS IM GONNA DO A PART TWO
btw i have no idea if you meant you wanted these to be romantic or platonic so i wrote them platonic and as canonically as i can, since everyone loves the canon version right?? š š«¶
Hiii, may i request jealous reader headcanons when shes jealous w how close teruhashi is being to saiki and how he would try to console her
hiiiya!! <3 yes you may my love~
Ngl this is so real like I get it Saikiās awesome but being all over your man like that- š¬
before i start i kept this gn since no gender wa specified <33
he would know right away for multiple reasons
not only because of his psychic powers / telepathy but because of your reaction, even if you stay friendly while sheās around heās really good at picking up on your body language
it could never be because he pays more attention to you than anyone else..no never..surely not..š
and if your more straight forward with your jealousy such as giving her looks or going out of your way to be passive aggressive, straight up rude or mean to her
he would probably stop you from doing so- as much as he really doesnāt care, it does inconvenience him because your his s/o, so directly beefing would only draw more attention to the two of you
he would of course take action to eliminate the problem right away because he has enough nuisances in his life. he doesnāt need you having one too. not to mention he wants you to be happy. so heād always find a way to defuse the situation, like pulling you away, redirecting your or teruhashiās attention or using his psychic powers to avoid her completely
if you know about his powers things would be be different. saiki isnāt exactly cruel (heās something tho- š¤£) but he would likely use his powers against her if you asked him. i mean, he does it for himself towards those who annoy him. and if he has the power to change the world, why wouldnāt he for you? your his favorite person! not to mention itās only one person, and he considers her a nuisance too š¼
ngl i wouldnāt be surprised if yāall had snacks while sitting on his bed plotting against her šš
i donāt think heād agree to anything directly violent, however you definitely brainstorm a way to either 1) get rid of her crush on your man 2) find her a new man maybe? (optional) or 3) get her to get the hint that you guys are a couple
before we get into that though! i would like to give out some honorable mentions! 1) how he consoles you before fixing the problem 2) if your a more kind hearted / calm person who is jealous but doesnāt want to be mean to her or anything! letās start with the latter!
if your kind hearted he would obviously adore this trait of yours as any of your traits is one he adores. (WOW THAT WAS POETIC) you guys would find more gentle ways to get around her. if your okay with it heād be fine with being more lovey dovey in front of her (like how he and airua did lol) so she can catch on. or he would just generally go with the route of avoiding her, since itās less? of a hassle?? probably would be..but this is tdlosk weāre talking about..so yk how that goes with his luck and all š
however! as far as how he consoles you!! heād really just spend more time around you and get you more gifts. going on more dates for ice cream, coffee jelly, to the beach if both your parent agree. really just doing things to show your his special person and no one else! š¤ā which heād be okay with a bit more physical touch too! itās not his forte, but he loves you and feels comfortable around you so itās okay <3 šš
heād especially prefer it if your loosely cuddling in either of your rooms. ngl i think heād like your house better because thereās no way his nuisances could show up there right? and iām pretty sure you wouldnāt tell teruhashi where you live if your not exactly fond of her..unless your friends! thatās a different topic for later tho! š
going back to him preferring to be at your house, if you have kind parents/care takers thatād be even more of a reason to go to yours instead! donāt get me wrong he loves his parents, but ykā¦.sometimes theyāre a bit..š yk?? šš not to mention the vibe of your room is really cozy to him, even if messy (which heād help clean up w his powers if yk abt them and want him to) itās your room so the love he has for your is automatically transferred over (AWWW š)
btw if you donāt know about his powers heād still use them to help you avoid and get away from her. he would just have to maneuver around you finding out too š im pretty sure youād know tho, he trusts you of course, plus you could help! and he seems very easily annoyed by those who donāt know abt his powers, whereas those who do he can at least ask to help! not to say heād be annoyed of you if you donāt know! itās just more convenient if you do know ā”
now then! letās get into evil get teruhashi out of the picture plan 1! š¼ akaā¦.getting rid of her crush on him!! š¤ tbh he tried this before..he was never in love with her and heād reassure you of it for the record! more so physically by gifts and quality time, but heād be willing to send you cute thoughtography, thoughts and telepathic messages to reassure you with words if your really upset abt it! (THATāS ADORABLE- šš«¶)
back to the plan though!- you guys would sleuth around to find out the exact OPPOSITE of her type so you could get him to pose as such! in hopes she gets the ick and dips 𤣠you would also intentionally sabotage interactions, like if she asks for help with something youād work together to purposely screw it up hoping her affinity meter would go down š¼š kusuo would watch what the people who she has a low affinity meter for and imitate what they do around her (as long as it doesnāt draw too much attention) and because of the weird circumstances sheās been in with him and somehow still had a crush on him i could see how she would still have a crush after all that planning š
so now you initiate plan 2!! finding her a new man ⨠you literally do the opposite of all the things you just did, if your more extroverted youāll scope out a good candidate, and offer to be his wing man! of course the candidate has to have at least a decent to good affinity meter on teruhashiās side, but it shouldnāt be impossible right??
if you too are an introvert then youāll scout from the sidelines and listen in on conversations from around the corner in case teruhashi starts talking about what she likes in a guy.
(i mean, donāt get me wrong saiki is awesome but what does she see in him? yk? like if you were to get another man similar to kusuoāaka her current crush, what would he be like?? anyway..)
when you finally find the guy youā¦.! go on a coffee jelly date to celebrate :) what? finding that guy wasnāt a walk in the park yāknow! so the day after you get back on the case š
you put together a plan for them to have more interactions, with slight romance to them after a while. building her affinity with him and putting them in more and more romantic scenes and such..until..kusuo plants a thought in his head to confess!!
yippie!! you guys did it! sheās sure to say yes now! š¼ now you can finally have your peaceful alone time as a couple- what?? she- REJECTED HIM?! š§ after all that?!
āexcuse me, your a lovely guy and..i do think weāve become close but..thereās another guy on my mind, you see..? but..could you not tell anyone about this?! itās pretty embarrassing to admit and iām not ready to confess yet! >/////<ā
is the result?!?!! NOW what?? oh wait! plan 3!! š¼ if she isnāt getting the hint, youāve gotta make her! initiate phase lovey dovey! š and so~ kusuo and you will become inseparable! a perfect, pretty pair if you will~ (LOL GET IT??) you always hold hands, sit close next to each other, feed each other lunch, kiss each otherās hands, hug (especially if you have separate classes), cuddle after you finish eating lunch, walk home together, he carries your bag (girl or boy, if you want to be the man of the relationship you can of course swap it though!! these are gn <3)
sheās sure to get your a couple if your expressing mild pda constantly right?? not enough to draw attention or be obnoxious, but obvious enough that anyone can see your closer than two peas in a pod š the girl isnāt stupid, she should!
in a scenario where she hasnāt or you are more kind hearted and didnāt wanna plot against her- š liiiikeā¦if your friends with her! š you may resort to just talking to her abt it! (which is kinda the most reasonable here, but this is tdlosk after all) your man will be right there with you if you need support too!...not that heāll say anything but heās got your back 100 grand! š¤£
if you simply directly tell her..
āum, teruhashi, me and kuu are actually a couple..ā
āoh!ā¦i had no idea..! i- i mean..congrats! h-happy relationship..!ā (is visibly flustered that the two of you knew she had a crush on him)
and boom! itā¦was really that simple all along š š
however in another scenario where either your more hotheaded or sheās more dense..! breaking off the friendship is always an option! hey, you can make a loud scene if you want to, but just make sure your ready to dip after..bc your boy saiki is NOT trying to stick around after a scene like that..
if itās more gentle teruhashi would be upset, because i mean you were friends, and sheās never gonna be able to get with her crush either- but sheāll accept it of course, sheās prideful, not inhumane.
moral of the story, kusuo supports you in any way he can if your jealous, getting her out the picture, being there for you to break off the friendship or reassuring you!
so ultimately..heās the #1 pro you supporter ā¼ļøšš
GOSH!! these hcs took me TOO long to get out..i have a few more and once i do them iāll open requests..phew! iām thinking i should get them out over the next few days! donāt quote me tho!
āHEYYYYY can u do a funny reader? Or a reader thatās normal like fodder level and has a regular life and the characters feel comfy whenever they are around them For one piece šā
no one piece characters were specified so i did the strawhats + ace ššš¤£š¤·āāļø
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there needs to be a better strawhat emoji š¤(š)
luffyšš
honestly his goes perfectly for luffyās character cuz as we all know, he will adopt ANYTHING. so if your comforting presence was felt and needed wherever you met and he thinks āmore of this would make me happyā (as if heād say it that formal šæšæš¤£) then itās easy as pie for you to join the crew!
i just love how ārealisticā it is to be able to become a strawhat even as a regular person. like this dude is so accepting itās quite LITERALLY harder to not get in/escape (once he wants you). the entire crew has to protest and even then thereās still a chance their getting in! (robin im talking about robin) but ANYYYWAYYYY!
once you got in life probably gets better ngl. like life as a pirate is undeniably fun and freeing as it is threatening and dangerous. :) so as a normal peep you could be screaming with usopp chopper and nami or maybe youāre not easily spooked like robin. either way luffy definitely has his moments where he needs you to be there for him.
he has a lot of hard moments, (ā ļøā¼ļøSPOILERS throughout the series up to marinefordā¼ļøā ļø, (which sounds obvious for the point iām making) when the crew splits up, when heās losing to a stronger enemy, when crewmates leave, when he loses his brother, when his crewmates get kidnapped (he isnāt so much worried as he is angry for this one, but support is always good).
and even for more simpler moments heās really grateful for you! like when sanji says no food, and you explain and reason with him that everyoneāll literally perish if he eats everything. when his strawhat gets an injury and you comfort him while nami patches it.
now as for you not being very strong thatās no problem! cuz he is!! heāll support you physically and you to him emotionally! tbh i wouldnāt be surprised if you were often targeted along with nami or robin (regardless of how you identify ofc) bc itās known that your not exactly the strongest in the group!
luffy would ask usopp to build you something to protect yourself like nami! or maybe tell franky to make you half robot too! and noāthatās totally not self indulgentāand no he didnāt request you to have an automatic food maker in your stomach like franky does with cola. whether you agree to this or notā¦is up to you..š¤£šš
a funny reader is someone luffy simply ADORES!! if nothing else we regular people are good at making jokes arenāt we šæš¤£š¤£ what better to do? thereās nothing like a good laugh when youāre bored! in fact luffy probably recruits you to the the shipās comedian! youāre like buggy, but actually funny! šš (his words not mine š¤£š¤£)
then he later realizes how much a good joke can go a long way. hence you becoming the group therapist! (aka robinās apprentice) NOT ACTUALLY AHAHA IM KIDDING. but itās funny tho!
zoroāļøš”ļø
ngl zoroās opinion on fodder is the definition of neutral. he either doesnāt notice them or just barely does as he cuts them down with him blade. but joining the crew is a whole different situation. he isnāt really one to fight luffyās decisions once heās made up his mind. but i could see him questioning why youāre here at first as a possibility
jus sayin š¤·āāļø he may even ask you āand what do you do?ā if not then he literally doesnāt say anything. depends on whether you get along with him or not. zoro literally only has smoke with sanji tho (LOL GET IT SMOKE W SANJI??) so unless youāre lookin for a fight youāre probably cool
at most he just notes that he has to protect you. even more so if you donāt get a weapon like nami or smth. whatever your route, if you wanna learn a skill like martial arts to protect yourself that could work too. in fact if you want he could teach you some as well as swordsmanship. you canāt tell me he doesnāt know at least the basics or smth i know itās two different skills but if this man can literally use no swords style and no one bats an eye..
alr? i donāt wanna hear anything šš¤£š¤£ anyway eventually he does figure out that youāre pretty much just there for vibes. essentially lol š and ngl heās chill w that. heās not really used to it since literally everyone on the ship has a role. luffy really doesnāt have interest in collecting lackeys to do biddings as we see when he says (ā¼ļøā ļøminor dressrosa spoilers:ā ļøā¼ļø) he doesnāt want a really big crew in dressrosa when the strawhat grand fleet is formed. but again zoro isnāt gonna complain.
and the more quality time everyone spends together the more he sees the value. and that itās not something physical or immediately seen at surface level. youāve got a really comforting feeling to you. and yeah tbh it probably does come from you being normal. probably because it makes you relatable, even some of the craziest backstories can relate to you in the sense of āstubbing your toe is the worstā LOL-
even before you really settle in the crew and build a strong bond he (as will everyone elseāon the crew is on the crew in the strawhatās book) will protect you fiercely with everything he has. as we all know heās a tad hard on himself when it comes to being strong enough to protect his crewmates.
and tbh as is luffy now that i think abt it, never realized they were the same in that aspect til just now. as i was saying! from day one heāll protect you like itās day one thousand. i canāt even really say āand even more so when you get closeā , because heās never slacked on protecting anyone. but just know this man values you, and wants you safe š
obviously zoro doesnāt laugh nearly as often since post time skip. but pre time skip i can see you managing to get him to stifle a few here and there. itād be cool if that was one of your character gags tbh. like maybe even getting your enemies to laugh. usopp would definitely wanna partner with you to use that as a distraction while he aims his pachinko if you agree š¤£
donāt be deceived though, even if he doesnāt laugh anymore he still finds you funny. or at least humorous, but maybe he just keeps his composure. he calls it noisy, but thereās not hiding the fact that he lives to see his crewmates lively and happy. much better than being sad! even if sometimes annoying..š
namišš“
this girl will get you the most tbh. she completely understands being a regular person trying to sail the seas with a bunch of psychos while also fighting a bunch of psychos. if you need to confide in her tooāyou can :) š¤£šš§”
luckily for her usopp built her a weapon that works for her, so maybe he can do the same for you! even if you for whatever reason prefer to go without one (or donāt :D) you can rely on her to protect you if youāre both stuck in a pinch! as long as youāll return the favor for her of course š
which yes, comes in the form of money, but also being the bait to her plans so she has to risk herself less, remember everyone, her life is most important and then money - nami š i forgot the arc and google isnāt helping <3
in her perspective it feels good to have someone regular join the crew after a spree of strange people joining since chopper..(JUST SAYIN) it may be more possible to get another vote (yours) on team āletās not go to this island! šā
and hey if alls not going well at the very least sheāll make usopp protect her before you, how does that sound? š oh sheās just the sweetest isnāt she? she so is šš«¶ (regardless of gender btw, favoritism š)
sheāll be more willing to go with you when you stop by islands since you actually give her peace of mind instead of taking it š and if you donāt mind/she noticed the rest of the strawhats are also comforted by you, sheāll make you deal with their antics instead.
i could see her opening up to you to tell you more stuff about her past. esp post time skip. she seems to be more at peace about it. especially with her reactions to hachi and jinbe, she was very mature abt the situation tbh. w nami ā”ā” so hey free lore unlocked for you! š
if youāre luffyās type of funny sheāll view you more as a younger sibling. she mostly sighs, huffs or face palms herself, but doesnāt really stop your fun or anything š¤¦āāļø sometimes she laughs, like at parties where everything is pretty much light hearted
having an actual funny (and by actual i mean not goofy or prankster type but a well placed joke/sarcastic type) personality sheād probably giggle and agree a lot more. especially if itās poking fun at someone. now that she can get behind. (feel free to join her and usoppās tea time where you share weird/funny things youāve seen on the ship/on islands)
usoppšÆš«
you being fodder is smth he can lowk relate to. now thatās mostly a mental thing bc heās shown heās very capable multiple times even pre timeskip! (like against choo in arlong park) itās just that heās building his courage to jump in quicker.
but he definitely still mentally feels like heās on your level. even if he flaunts and boasts like he isnāt. he does admit to it sm times tho, like his ācanāt go on this island diseaseā. thatās BASICALLY saying heās scared. itās good to have another sane member on the crew tho :) (i mean maybe anyway itās up to you)
you two can exchange stories from your islands n such and bond over them. and yes half of his will be made up, so what? itās part of the fun! even if you can see right through them he keeps the lie consistent š¤¦āāļø thatās just how he is
he wonāt lie about kaya or the usopp pirate though! he tells 100% he truth on them. which is adorable <33 and especially about kaya š only if you seem interested anyway. if your not the romance type heāll catch on and just say how he made her feel better with his stories. if you notice the blush on his cheeks you do, if you donāt you donāt.
he feels extremely proud to retell the story of how he saved the village. and let alone itās not a lie! hopefully you believe him..heās told so many lies within the span of time youāve met you could think heās full of it already š heāll get nami and the others to confirm for him. or maybe chopper if sheās angry/busy LOL.
though he might not be the best witness if youāve figured out heās gullible to usoppās lies..š¤£š¤£ not to mention he heard the story from usopp too. he wasnāt exactly there..itāll all seem very fishy..next heāll run to luffy, but by then you may or may not believe him at all ššš¤£
like a true strawhat he will protect you with all his might (and lies). he has the strategy (esp pre timeskip) to tell you to run, delay the enemy (typically by setting them on fire) and run to catch up with you. then the both of you go and find whichever of your nakama is a good fighter thatās closest! šØ
if youāre cornered he swallows and stands up. shaking legs and all, he aims his pachinko at them and warns them that heās captain usopp, brave warrior of the sea with 8,000 men under his command! (good luck yall, hope youāre not just funny but smart enough to come up with a way out of this. he is, and he has a plan, but if it doesnāt work itāll backfire and upset the enemyāresulting both of your dooms. prepare yourself.)
being funny is a sure fire way to befriend any of the strawhats pretty much. most of em (stoic ahh zoro. stoic ahh jinbe) but at least usopp is indeed included in that āmostā he loves to prank, joke around and be silly. as mentioned many times throughout these hcs you most certainly get dragged into the goofy trio because of this trait. maybe heāll set up the trap and youāll deliver the punchline when someone sets it off. LOL
have fun torturing everyone you two, because iām sure even luffy and chopper arenāt safe from The BRAVEEEEE NORMIEEEEES!!! (yeah youāre still working on the name itāll get there..šæšš)
sanjiš„š§āš³
sanji simply protects fodder. once he deems you a decent person heāll protect you whether youāre on his nakama or not. and you joining the crew only enhances that. now heāll prioritize you over other fodders! youāve unlocked-šSPECIAL fodderš status <33 š¤š hooray!!
āregular peopleā āweird peopleā, doesnāt really make or break anything to him! i mean he does find weirdos..weird! but he generally doesnāt really care outside insulting them a bit š thankfully for you youāre both regular AND his crewmate! so none of that happens to you :)
if youāre an annoying masc presenting you get the usopp treatment since he doesnāt ALWAYS hit him (like luffy) but still gets annoyed w him. if youāre a regular masc presenting youāre pretty much either your own category or chopper treatment if your more playful. if youāre fem leaning of any kind itās obvious you get the simp treatment. (sanji youāre so annoying w the way i always have to add gender ever so slightly w u bc youāre such a simp. not really youāre awesome, but BRO- šæ - a message, from me, to sanji)
honestly him being kind to fodder goes hand in hand w his background ifykyk but his mom was also a kind person so not only does he make it a point to be one too but he also just is naturally! even with his backstory and being crazy strong for the most part he does fit ānormalā criteria!
and in that case heās understandable to you and you are to him! which is also a comfort as the strawhats as a whole are. but the fact that he can count on your steady aura when needed is something heāll never take for granted. for you to just be regular and not overwhelming. youād probably give good advice too, there are just as many things that people can learn from those on the seas that arenāt the most powerful as you can from said most powerful.
and being able to keep him emotionally stable is bliss to this man. if you know what arc heāll need it in then you know. all iāll say. šš¤·āāļø you and luffy being his emotional support: š¤ bringing it back around to him being crazy strong your duo is kinda like luffyās in that sense. he will provide physically and you mentally. which is so cute i love strawhat dynamics. itās as sanji himself once said! āI'll do what you can't do, and you do what I can't do.ā - enies lobby sanji :) (lol so many quotes in these hcs š¤£)
sanji is pretty silly himself when he wants to be. a lot of the times heāll get mad and kick luffy if itās stupid. or simply smirk at their antics. but my favorite piece of evidence heās just as goofy is when he said āit bugs me when they get all worked up over nothingā as he took off his shoes and flipped into the ocean of clouds in skypiea ššš IT WAS SO CUTE šš
point is! he definitely joins in on your jokes and silliness occasionally. especially if theyāre actually jokes! or at a party :) then everyone letās loose š donāt even get me started on pre time skip! everyoneās literally teenagers for the most part š¤£š¤£ and robināll never stop the chaos from goin šæš (nor brook). so yeah, sanji joins in and enjoys the theatrics. who wouldnāt tho? if they were a strawhat :]
viviš¦š„
now sheās not fodder but we do know this girl canonically cares for every single one of them. (š) even if youāre not one of her citizens! (though itād be cool if you were LOL, itād high key go right w the plot jus sayin) so she does her best to make you feel comfortable (which is ironic i know because youāre the one with the comforting presence, but she seems like type to return the favor anyway)
you two are probably like nami and vivi (regardless of gender iām talking abt duo vibes here, or if you want another example maybe nami/vivi and usopp) you two are actually regular people who think rationally and bond over the moments you have where youāre not out ruled by adventure crazed maniacs
even if you are indeed one of those maniacs if youāre regular youāre probably way easier to handle than luffy. š sheād love to share culture differences and traditions n such. generally getting to know you better.
so yeah! being regular doesnāt bother her at all and she actually prefers it that way! the last thing they need is more crazy ppl on the ship ngl..(unfortunately, vivi, luffy went on to adopt five more)
vivi isnāt the strongest on the crew, but sheās one of the most empathetic, meaning even if sheās weak sheāll do everything in her power and more to protect and/or safe you. as we see with her entire kingdom <33 (i love you vivi āŗļø) she brings out the peacock slashers, and tells you to run on karoo to safety/one of your crewmates for help
dont worry about her (her words not mine) she isnāt going down with out a fight - vivi, the brave one. (thatās a quote i made up btw but it sure is true) she would even fight crocodile for you if it came to that. she was already madder than mad at the man for all heās done, she donāt care if sheās gonna win or lose if heās threatening your life sheāll at least make sure you get away or SMTH (ok rq, high key- crocodile was viviās arlong š)
being a jokester is right up her alley. laughter is the best medicine and this applies so much in one piece (looking at you luffy liberator ššš) + this girl most definitely needs it while sheās goin through it. itāll take things off her mind and apply ease to her tension. your jokes + warm company = a bond quickly built between you and the strawhat princess šøš
chopperš„¼šŖ“
chopper can handle regular people well, (once he warms up to them anyway) and finds abnormal people like franky to be cool, so no matter what boat youāre in heās pretty much okay with you. especially after he joined the crew, meeting many kind people, and goin through many adventures that helped him open up and become more brave
he can certainly handle a regular person now!! >:D really heās just curious to see what youāre like what your interests and intentions are. heavy on intentions, since youāre a regular person you could be anybody! heās slightly wary at first, but the soothing reassurance of you constantly acting normal doesnāt let him keep his guard up long :)
bonus if youāre just as scared of adventures as he, usopp and nami. and even if you arenāt he admires you! like luffy! only your normalā¦š whenever he wants to read, play chess or take a nap he comes to your uplifting, consistent presence. (which is accurate for a reindeer tbh cuz animals esp deers donāt really come up to to ppl like that).
and with that being said youāre ofc open to join him and robin in any of their activities. if you do youāre sure to get smarter! learning facts abt history and herbs everyday! :) if you accept you often meet up in the library and aquarium room :D
chopper will do his absolute best to protect you even if heās scared. even when he knows he canāt win heāll buy you time to get another one of your crew members. so hurry! run! (š) heās not a bad fighter at all though! even more so post time skip when he gets kung fu point! at least that one is fighting centered! worst case scenario heāll use monster point so youāll need to be quick!!
chopper LOVES that youāre funny!! thatās literally right up his usoppās and luffyās alley. he and luffy are the ultimate younger brotherās, so if he finds something you do funny heāll copy it (like he does with usopp and luffy, esp pre time skip)
robin also has no opinion on fodder. if youāre helpful you are, if youāre a nobody you are. if she notices you she does. if she doesnāt, she doesnāt. for the most part the most sheās ever interacted with them is simply asking for directions or clues of what sheās trying to find. which we all know sheās good at <33
however you joining the crew automatically makes you important. and whatever you did to convince luffy you should join is valid to her! especially since she herself didnāt intend on joining until luffy left her with no other place to go!
she is very curious on what a normal life would be like. obviously she knows it to some degree. but more so what would having a loving/regular home be like. is it boring? living a regular life? perhaps thatās why you agreed to join? to spice things up?
sheād ask you to write about it, your life story, so she can compare it to hers. if you just joined she wonāt go into super detail about hers. which would be kinda triggering if you agreed to write down yours for her. but sheāll make it a thing to give you bits and trinkets of it the longer youāre on the crew.
she knows all about how pirates can betray one another, having done so herself. and if youāre new that leaves more room for a detached breach of trust. especially in the case you get singled out and interrogated by other pirates or marines to safe your own. she could see that, very plausible.
but if you ask her why she continues to tell even bits and pieces about herself anyway, sheāll say itās simply because she trusts you. as simple (and ironic) as it is, itās true. thereās something about the fact that youāre so regular that relaxes her. itās reassuring in the weirdest way, contradicting the scenario she just laid out.
not only that though, she trusts luffy- LOL. and by that i mean to drag you back because heās never let a single member heās deemed his nakama go. š somehow that reminds me to talk about her protecting you! dw sheāll do it well.
as long as she can see you sheāll do everything in her power to make sure youāre safe. and with many hands that task isnāt very daunting. :) but hey, if you donāt like the sound of spines snapping synchronistically iād advise you cover your ears. just my two cents š¤·āāļø
she finds you endearing if you truly have joined the goofy trio. if not she still does, no matter your sense of humor. sure hope you can handle hers tho! (at least what seems to be it, no one fully understands that morbid mind..) sheād be much obliged to hear witty/intelectual jokes. especially (respectful) ones about history!! :)
frankyš¦¾š¤
franky has similar views to robin when it comes to you being fodder. LOL š heās honestly chills w it. when do we ever hear him complain abt his own crewmateās ways? literally never..to a certain degree that goes for everyone! even if they do get annoyed by it no one genuinely tries to change anyone
which i love abt the strawhats ā” and as we can physically see, franky is the LAST one worried abt how weird or normal someone is š¤£š¤£ if you wanna spruce up your character heād have no qualms abt helping you with that! but he will ofc agree with luffyās suggestion to turn you into a robot.
it just adds character in itself yk? say you like ice skating, but canāt really on the ship right? well, why wait until a winter island?? you can just turn your feet on skating mode that shoots out water and freezes it, as blades come out the soles of your feet and BOOM! you can ice skate!! doesnāt that sound awesome? (que luffy agreeing and āwowingā in the background)
no seriously tho itās pretty refreshing to remember what it was like to be normal through you. the good ol days where tom and kokoro would encourage his career and to stop arguing with his brother.
as seen in the show this man is a man in tune with his emotions. heād shed a tear (or few, or totally ball with snot) and hug you, š« thanking you for bringing back such memories. no, he didnāt lose them, but remembering them just now felt really good. šš
after that interaction he takes protecting you very seriously. as he would any of your crewmates tbh. even if that hadnāt of happened youāre still under their wing now, and he will go to bat for his people.
your funny side is definitely smth he can get behind and in fact join in on. even with a straight face. franky is a ridiculous, goofy and 100% shameless character who loves a good silly moment. he will indeed join in on all your jokes, antics and anything inbetween. making his own all the whileāyeah heās cool with it. and of course, chopper usopp and luffy are laughing, clapping and adding to it all.
being fodder has never hurt anyone! :) i mean except the fodder themselves..but he wonāt let you get hurt!! heās pretty new to the crew himself but he most certainly wonāt let anything happen to you! in all his years of combat experience heāll use everything heās got to protect you!!
in luffyās honor and name šš« (i find it so cute how much he respects him, he even called him luffy-san at first, everyone really!) tbh heās one of the ones that doesnāt really ever mention that youāre fodder. ngl you high key get put into the weak trio when it comes to combat related things
dont even get me started if you really donāt have any form of self defense. now you really just stick to someone strong, or watch the ship. probably with chopper (or nami or usopp depending on who wins rock paper scissors bc all three of them were too scared to go) brook would also be willing to stay behind and keep you company though! you could sip tea or he could play music for you <3
or you could get a tour! so lucky you if youāre too scared to go too! if you arenāt and are adventurous iām sure luffy wouldnāt mind. everyone would just know to look out for you :) itād be cute if brook volunteered to do it specifically. maybe for your piece of mind or perhaps just out of kindness. i could see him doing that though.
his old crewmates were pretty much regular. and if you ask me, in general he seems to be one of the ones with the most experience with regular ppl tbh. him and nami are pretty tied. the rest do too but they were either also unique/not fodder or had an important role to the story. aka not fodder- LOL. anyway.
brook pretty much gets you and your mindset. not questioning you or anything like that, heās more so interested in helping you settle in and feel apart of the crew. and getting to know you personally/your interests! but emphasis on getting settled in. he had to find his own way, and even asked robin for advice if i remember correctly, and if you remember š¤£
as iāve already mentioned if nothing else brook is set on protecting his people. i mean after what happened i couldnāt imagine him letting that happen in front of him again, only to an enemy. awful. he could never, heāll protect you with every bone in his body! except..thatās all thatās left! YOHOHOHOHO!! (get it? it means heāll protect you with everything he has! YOHOHOHOHO!! DOUBT SKULL JOKE!!!šš)
now as you can see iām already ona roll making double skull jokes. if youāre a comedian so is he because he loves his skull jokes. if you wanna take it there the two of you could probably bug everyone, bouncing jokes back and forth with each other. itād be fun to even make a game or competition out of it. and luffy chopper and usopp are making bets over the last pastry sanji made on it š„®š„
jinbešš¦
being regular definitely helps jinbe settle in and balance out between the strawhat madness. if nothing else he knows he can come to you for peace of mind and reasoning. or just to explain the chaos š¤£š¤£ (spoiler jinbe..there is no method to their madness šš and iām predominantly talking about luffy here..)
heād enjoy doing or helping whatever hobbies you may have since they donāt involve/end up receiving a punch from nami at the end. tbh i feel like he and nami most need comforting reader šš«¶ he likely also asks you about how things normally go on the ship and routines so he can get in line with everyone else š
you being regular/fodder really doesnāt phase him. at most heās concerned for your safety. he knows these seas and itās treacherous waters, and more troublesome than thatāwho roams them. he has trust in his captain and your crewmates however. he may not have been on the crew long but he does advise one thing: āstay by at least one of us at all times, surely weāll protect you.ā
and he most certainly will! if thereās one thing he can do itās fight! and two steer a ship! :) so donāt worry and hang on tight to any incoming waves and stay close by him when a foe is near, for jinbe is here! LOL I HAD TO!! š¤£š¤£ seriously though if you ever wanna learn fish man karate heād be open to teaching you!
im sure he found out the pleasant surprise that robin had been taught by none other than koala so quality time for you, robin and jinbe would be instructor jinbe with robin lending a helping hand! šš«¶ NO FR THO- š sheād be the assistant/giving pointers on what helped her! sheās always been a natural quick learner anyway so iām sure she could offer some advice!
heās a lil stoic but he definitely knows how to let loose and have fun! especially when heās drinking š so mostly during parties is it that he laughs at your comedy. when heās already giddy anyway š not to say you canāt ever get him to crack a smile with a quick witted one! i think you could! šš
aceš„š“āā ļø
being fodder is completely fine with ace. heās one of the ones i can see you being interested in each other from jump or just as friends since heās actually polite and not super crazy šš heās reckless yes..but he has his head on straight. common sense, the thing many pirates abandon in search of the one piece. (when you can have bothā¦you donāt have to throw common sense awayā¦ā¦in fact i think it might help you..please keep it..)
regardless of where or how you and ace meet heās sure to be his charming and (canonically š) handsome self! thus you wonāt feel weak in the sense of him boasting or threatening you. and itāll in fact give you space to feel safe around him, and less like heās a pirate even! cuz pirates will immediately let you know if your life means little to them. but ace is reasonable enough to only want someone dead when theyāve hurt those he cares about!
speaking of which!! ace is very proud to protect you!! which i must say i find super adorable āŗļøā¤ļøāš„ he knows heās strong and if thereās one moral he stands by itās protecting his people. which most definitely includes a valuable member like you! so what if youāre fodder? your strength isnāt in being able to move mountains physically, but mentally. because if he never told you, know that the sense of normalcy in your aura, habits and mannerisms definitely ground him in a way he needs ā¤ļøāš„āļø
being regular is ok w him!! ace he sees u as special even for you or others donāt. the ability to comfort and remain kindhearted on these seas isnāt one you come by everyday. itās not like he has standards for who can and canāt be his friend outside of if youāve already made an enemy out of yourself! it doesnāt so much matter if you were green, nakama is nakama šš§”
being funny is definitely smth he likes abt you. it probs reminds him of luffy. not to say that youāre immature, or anything like that. just one of those things that you find in two different people you like and itās just kind of special from your pov š¤ he likes how you liven things up!
if you do choose to do this, or even just being able to have the whole squad laughing with your jokes (LOL) heād love and feel proud of you for it. the camaraderie between those pirates is thicker than thieves, but thereās nothing like a good joke to bring them even closer!! <33