#luffyvace

pop 4/10 (most is too upbeat for her)

rock 6/10 (pretty hardcore but definitely beats pop, likes the messages/lyrics)

hip hop 5/10 (not bad she can kinda dig it, not her thing tho)

edm 4/10 (not really her style, but doesn’t sound horrible i guess)

country 3/10 (kinda contradicts what she likes)

jazz 6.5/10 (she likes the smooth and soothing sound of it)

phonk 0/10 (ehhh…)

rap 2/10 (not her style but cool)

classical 10/10 (yaaaas)

indie 9/10 (depends of genre but for the most part assuming it’s one she likes also yaaaas)

kpop 2.5/10 (really versatile but for the most part they have more not so dreary concepts, even if dark themed)

acapella 4/10 (very beautiful but she does enjoy instruments in her music)

trap 0/10 (i meannn)

heavy metal 0/10 (likes the intensity but also doesn’t)

lofi 3/10 (closer to what she likes but just too gentle)

r&b 3/10 (it ain’t bad)

funk 0/10 (not for her)

neo-soul 4.5/10 (pretty alr but not her genre)

salsa 2/10 (does liking the (darker) dresses count?)

afrobeats 0/10 (hmmm)

raggae 0/10 (uhhh)

blues 7/10 (alr alr !!)

instrumental 8.5/10 (depends on the type ofc but assuming it’s one she likes then yeah 10/10)

this makes me realize how picky she really is i actually love like majority of these styles 😭😭😭

HAPPY SOUL DAY PEPERONIIIIIII

hi carrot!🫸🥕🫷

😉👏

get it? bc hi five?

already with the jokes ik ik..

tomato sauce 10/10 (certified classic)

marinara sauce 10/10 (yes who doesn’t like this one)

mozzarella 10/10 (yesssss yum so cheesy)

parmesan 9/10 (tasty)

peperoni 10/10 (she can eat these specific meats bc pigs don’t have fur)

sausage 10/10 (alr alr)

bacon 6/10

chicken 0/10 (chickens have feathers but i’m still unsure)

ham 4/10

mushrooms 5.5/10 (okay)

onions 7/10 (flavor)

bell peppers 9/10 (yum even more flavor)

olives 4/10 (ehhh pretty okay, as long as it’s with other toppings :P)

pineapple 1/10 (ummmm..together with pizza? bunnies do like pineapples tho so 1)

jalapeños 0/10 (bunnies can’t handle spice)

these average sm pretty high scores and i’m not surprised she’s a foodie ^^ 😋🍽️

fun fact! it’s actually kind of silly for all these bunny characters to be named/themed around carrots because it’s actually too sugary for them to eat constantly, and it’s more like a treat! on the contrary, they mainly eat lettuce! (＞人＜;) to be more specific romaine lettuce, green leaf, red leaf and butterhead lettuce! and they should not have iceberg lettuce!

HAPPY SOUL DAY 🥕🥕🥕🥕

(carrot :3)

alr now you being powerful is certainly the most obvious reason he wanted you to join. we all know that man’s insatiable hunger for it. which is lowk not talked abt enough bc he’s so low key w it. but hey moving on 🤣 whatever your power is whether it’s raw strength, powerful cat like abilities or something that has nothing to do with you being a cat at all, it sure caught his attention and made a whopping first impression 😼 cheetu=fraud reader=goat 🐐💪 however whatever the circumstances may be, it was enough to make him offer you a position instead of stealing the ability entirely. maybe it’s not even a nen ability, or that both your nen and cat abilities are separate so to lose one would half said power. bonus if they go hand in hand. although ultimately, something convinced him not to hit a snatch n run, and to just recruit you. 🤷‍♀️😂 so! new silly cat friend, acquired ☺️

now the troupe isn’t always assembled, and as we know when they do it’s before a mission, thus, the first impression they have of you outside of your first encounter and joining is you in combat. and boy is that something! since the first time he saw you fight he’s been itching to see you do it again! not really, but he was interested enough to watch you since you just so happened to be in his group for this heist. his inquisitive way of thinking just won’t let him go without understanding your capabilities/nen ability. he absolutely LOVES fascinating things. well, that’s not really the right word, he’s fascinated by fascinating things, but that just sounds stupid now doesn’t it. well anyway, (😂) its confirmed to him that his instincts were on point with recruiting you when he sees how you fight and that it was definitely the right choice! having another high level threat member on the troupe is never a bad idea :D not when people send literal entire mafia’s to kill you. or at least try 😭

now you being naturally half cat is another thing that makes him curious about you. now you can come up with your first interaction, but if it was you being friendly/chilling and then fighting, or vice versa, i’d say that was all he needed to know to invite you to the gang. chrollo: “perfect give me 15 of them” (or however it goes LOL) i say he’d be interested in recruiting you if you’re calm (or at least reasonable) because then he can actually hold a conversation with you that will go somewhere as far as him getting the info he wants. aka what he needs to know to persuade you to join. or if he has to at all, like if you’re a happy go lucky cat and will just go “okay!” first impressions are everything after all, he wants to make his get on your positive side, as you certainly have. or at least his intrigued one! 🤣

after he sees you fight (or whenever you want this to happens lol, you choose) he’s very curious as to what you can do! even outside of fighting, as a cat, abilities you’ve trained, are you combat savy or rely on your nen? where, or rather whom did you learn nen from? did you take the hunter exam? or maybe you grew up on some uncharted island where everyone is half cat! perhaps? he’s truly and deeply theorizing about your identity. which leads me to my next point! why/how are you half cat? how did you come to be if you weren’t born that way? was it normal to you for everyone to be half cat, and then you came and discovered everyone else wasn’t? or were you raised by a human. and yes he does ask you all this. by the way you’re such a happy bean he feels it wouldn’t anger you, and he’s not forcing you to answer anyway! plus he’s your boss now, and there is no fighting amongst the troupe regardless, so there wouldn’t be much to do even if it did. 😆

always being cheerful doesn’t make or break anything with him really! his members have all different personalities, and if he didn’t think he could handle yours you wouldn’t be in the troupe! not to mention he could kick you out and take your ability if it really got on his nerves. (though he’d have to be calculated seeing as though you’re not going down without a well fought fight! 😃😁) but there’s no way it could 🤗 because your a lil sweetie pie <33 yep, as long as your personality doesn’t hinder your ability to kill or commit crimes…it’s whatever man! sooo..i no longer have anything to put for this section but, here! you cutie!: 🌸 for you :3

im not sure how chrollo would even come across discovering that you like pets and head scritches. he’s not the type to initiate that kind of thing, but if you kind of just instinctively lean your head towards him to pet him i’m sure he figure out “oh, that’s a natural response isn’t it? they still have instincts to be pet?” but wouldn’t bring his hand up to pat you. now if you took his hand and kind of set it on top of your head he wouldn’t really stop you, just kind of find it almost? amusing? you’d have to make his hand do the movements to pet you but hopefully that’ll be satisfying enough? 😭🤣 he kind of just lets you do your thing, and watches. yes, watching as you make him pet you, hilarious 😂 he observes you melting, but doesn’t really find a need to note it or anything. he mostly has interest in your combat abilities. but he won’t take this away from you. 😭 (😂)

nobunaga next!

being powerful is something he definitely acknowledges about you when you make a first impression on him (intentional or not). he trusts chrollo’s judgement, and his own, as well as his own two eyes! he saw first hand how powerful you are and he’ll immediately want you in the troupe with those abilities! i say so, so confidently because he literally tried to recruit gon and killua, who were likely to be associated with “the chain user” (🤫) so he’d be just fine recruiting a strong stranger too. surely he will! he’d kinda find it funny/be confused on how a cat learned nen, but i guess you’re half human too 🤣🤣 you must have a whole kitty tribe then! (😭😂😂) ‘are you all this powerful? where do you rank among them? are you one of the strongest? if not even the lower end of the little kitty tribe is pretty strong huh?’ having cat like abilities that go with your nen or fighting style will make him believe you’re from some sort of cat island even further (don’t let him hear chrollo thinks the same or he’ll be convinced of it). hey, as a nen user you hear about a lot more unusual things than an average joe, a magic superpower to harness your aura exists, surely “cat island” does!

getting further into combat he’d love to spar with you! and test your real strength! especially since the troupe’s numbers isn’t ranked off their physical strength, as we can see with with uvogin at 11 😉 how does he know whoever you were fighting wasn’t just fodder? he’s gotta test it for himself! speaking of uvo you can’t convince me he wouldn’t want to join. which is an alternative route i can see, them NOT underestimating you whatsoever in fact wanting to fight you 2v1 😼💪 which i’m sure they quickly figure out you’re so strong you could join them and become a little mayhem murder trio if you wanted to :) they could call you “triple trouble time” LOL that’s so ridiculous but i love it (pls do join them, DO IT FOR THE NICKNAME!! >O<) or you could very well be a lone cat! you do your job so well you’re entrusted with killing most the guys in the way while they complete the mission! :D (hey, they said WHILE they complete the mission! save some fun for them! >:T)

now as a cat you’re probably really fast, just naturally. so while you’re still mid fight he likely doesn’t see your ear or tail deliberately until you pause. and then when he gets a clear view he goes ‘a cat person?’ LOL nooo, not the “crazy4cats” type, the “i AM the cat >:)” type 😜😂 first of all, he wonders what someone did to provoke a literal cat—touch your tail or something? (yes at first he thinks you have cat brain and not so much human, only being one—or rather half—physically. little does bro know..you DO have cat brain, you just have to be kind enough to unlock it 🤣🤣) until he closer observes the fight to see you have some serious battle IQ. now, in anime logic you don’t have to be book smart to be street smart, which i don’t know how true that is irl seeing as though i’m not a killer thief OR nen user- (HAHAH) but!! back to what i was saying it- could be that you’re just a cat that knows how to fight (like they all do 😂). upon the fight ending, he watches your body language and the way you seem to make decisions/think and realizes how humanoid you do so. congrats, you’re now officially, human cat.💥🎉 (yeah sure what an upgrade 😭 guess it’s not like it’s not true)

now that he’s finished analyzing you, we must address the question that he’s been wondering about since he saw you land that finisher on your opponent—what else can you do? and how does your powers work?? is that kind of nen only accessible to cat people or something?? your nen capacity is crazy! or maybe it’s just because bigger cats are naturally stronger, so you are? is there even a method behind this madness?? orrr…are you just going to meow in response? (dw yes that was sarcasm 🤣) can you speak animal though? like can you talk to other full cats? or does your people speak the hunter hunter language? how far back does your race go?? have you been around longer than humans?? matter of fact, how old are you? MATTER OF FACT—DO YOU HAVE 9 LIVES???

now for the questions that have been ACTUALLY bogging his mind the whole time—why, and HOW are you half cat? how did you come to be and is there more of you? do you even know if there’s more of you? could you have been born apart? have you ever tried looking for other cat people? wait!! is there dog people to?! and are they your mortal enemies?! no- i get it now!! the dog people, your arch nemesis’s amongst generations, slayed your entire tribe one night with a sneak attack! and now you’re out to avenge them by taking out all the dog people! so did that guy you were fighting have a dog tail and ears?? you know it’s funny that this happened to you since he quite literally put someone else in that exact same predicament..🤔 (nobu you’re starting to sound like PHINKS with that dumb ahh theory 😭😭 it’s giving when phinks got punched for telling kurapika he hurt gon and killua when his BOSS was hostage and he had to call back and say “sorry i was lying” 🗿 like that’s the goofiness this gives 😭)

always being cheerful isn’t too surprising. cats are either happy lovey baby or the bully that lives in your house. you, my friend, are both! :) and by that i mean you’re seen as the bully from your enemies/opponents pov by they way you just do NOT give them no chance to stand up, fight back or even BREATHE- (bro is pitou’s long lost cousin 🤣🤣🤣 wait this joke is actually so hilarious because of how perfectly it fits) and to your people/the troupe you’re ofc the happy lovey baby 🥰😊 nobu is pretty much cool with it, it seems harder to anger him if you have a happier personality imo bc we mostly see him get triggered by more teasing personalities. 😂😂 + the fact that you’re happy go lucky persona doesn’t wave out your ability to fight is really good. that way you’re logical/easy to work with and also very powerful, capable and reliable for missions and combat! those attributes are truly valuable within the troupe bc there are a handful of members that are most certainly meatheads 🤦 (he’s kinda one of em..)

wanting pets and head scritches makes sense to him because you’re a cat buuuut he’s not reallyyyyyyy, asaaaaaaa…affectionate! (is the word he’s looking for) type of guy. soooo you leaning in to him…asking for pets. it’s kinda. i mean you’re still half human yk? is that not? that doesn’t matter when you want pets or something?? 😭 (🗿) looks like you DO, have…cat brain. 😀 just..not in the way he expected??? i genuinely don’t know how you would manage to convince nobu to pet you, if you even can/do/try, BUT!! if you do—and you melt, he’ll just kinda 🤷‍♀️ let you lay in his lap and chill there for a little while :) have fun purring with your scritchies 🥰☺️ oh, well now i kinda wanna talk about that! :D briefly anyway—if you start purring! it’ll kinda shock and confuse him at first, he really can’t grasp how much of you is human and how much is, cat. (😂🤣) so he might raise his hand and stop petting for a bit, staring down at you in shock. he’d only remember to keep going if you give him some kind of que. and he will go back, only with this emoji slapped on his face for the rest of the pets: 🤨

feitan turn!

you being powerful and having chrollo’s approval? that’s all he needs to be okay with you really. as far as joining i mean. he’s pretty opinionated, but won’t go against his loyalty for chrollo regardless. chrollo trusts you? so does he. to be fair i don’t think he could be scared of anyone let alone a cat person. keepin it honest 🤷‍♀️ he wouldn’t underestimate you though. he seen first hand what you can do and you’re clearly the real deal. that’s a pretty lucky first impression for the troupe and especially feitan. he’s not so quick to think of people as more than a nobody/in his way if not a troupe member already. but you’re so strong you (probably unintentionally) proved yourself strong enough to get in!! now that’s a feat!! bonus if you’re not from meteor. it seems like most are and if not than a rugged background. if you truly do live on cat island i would be surprised if you didn’t train martial arts or something.

elaborating on combat, he’s been shown, and basically all the other members, to take an interest in what other people’s abilities are and how they work. more specifically with others in the troupe, but anything that stands out is fun (to fight/watch). and if it proves useful and not just brutally powerful? 😉👌 complex but simple or straight up complex (with powerful reasoning) one’s are the most interesting to him. and if you have one like that he’d enjoy watching you fight. if it causes your opponent lots of pain and suffering too? now this is just a masterpiece. 😌 keep terrorizing people lil kitty ☺️ you’re doing a great job 👏 (even if it’s just your abilities/strength as a cat 😄) cat abilities that work in tandem with your nen is something he would view as lucky. not because he wasn’t to be a cat (🗿) but because it would have to be slightly specific in order for that to work out. like if you’re a manipulator and your ability works well with xyz cat ability, it’s pretty lucky you were born a manipulator wasn’t it? with how powerful you are, and nen/abilities that is likely very versatile, he’d be confused if you aren’t a specialist.

being half cat is the strangest part to him. are you a chimera ant? that question will certainly pop up during that arc- 😂 you might even have to prove it somehow just to make sure you’re loyal. they don’t really mess with them like that after they invaded their home tryna take over 😶 next he would simply wonder/question why you have them, ears and tail i mean. like yeah you’re half cat but?? how? and why? what do you’re parents look like then? do they look more cat then you do 🤨 what’s going on here? and why? before that though on his mind is what abilities you have that may be useful to the troupe—as far as outside of combat. like can you remember scents? do you have that insane flexibility? perhaps it could allow for stealth! should need be anyway :) it’s always more fun and easier to bust in the front door and kill everybody 😏 still! 🤷‍♀️ …hey! maybe you can track down the chain user! you should be able to smell him on one of your fellow members, follow his scent and use that elastic like talent of yours to not get caught! alright! report back when you’ve eyes on the target! 🫡😼👋

so yeah he’s pretty interested in what can you can do. he’ll even ask shal “what else can cats do?” just to ask you and see if you can do it. and if you don’t know why not run an experiment to see if you can? seeing as though reader is cheerful i’m pretty sure you wouldn’t be against it. and he knows he can’t and isn’t out of his mind to the point where he would torture other members, so it’d be a genuine assessment out of curiosity! what’s your max jump height? what about speed? can you eat certain foods raw? (etc :3) this is more likely to happen outside of when everyone is called to meet up, because those are for missions—not cat testing 😭😂 he’s interested in your background, but won’t push or really try the matter. if he finds out he just does, if not, alr. sure it shapes your character, and might explain some things, but it’s not that deep to him. he’s more interested in what’s the thickest metal/object you can slice through if you have (possibly retractable) cat claws. (or nails)

why/how are you half cat/how you came to be/is there more of you, and do you even know if there are any, are all questions that come up. whether he asks them or not is give or take. he may ask some and not others. after a minute of you being in the troupe he’s more likely to ask when it’s relevant in the moment. but at this point his curiosity has been satiated. especially with all those experiments he ran LOL 😂 he pretty much/probably got most the answers he wanted to know more than others purely from that! which gives me an idea for the pets n scritches section, but i’m saving that! no spoilers!! >:3

being cheerful isn’t something he cares about so dang it feitan how am i gonna write this? you’re gonna be the only one with this tiny little section and all the feitan stan’s are gonna be mad INCLUDING ME because you had to get skimped on just because you wanna be NONCHALANT FINAL BOSS 🙄😒😤✋ well, let me actually try..as i said it wouldn’t much matter. he knows you’re strong and you’re more than capable of completing at least combat based missions, just don’t let your bubbly personality get in the way or ruin them. one thing i think is that he wouldn’t be able to tolerate a happy go lucky AND airheaded reader. like shizuku isn’t really an airhead she just has bad memory, but her calm personality balances her character out. whereas happy go lucky + stupid is the typical annoying cheery anime girl that literally no one likes. although i’m sure that’s not you. and if it is..we’ll you’re already in the troupe, and for a powerful ability i think they could tolerate you as long as you only do your job and leave 😁😭 so yeah just don’t screw up you’re missions and personality doesn’t really matter to him. yippie it didn’t turn out super ultra short!! party with meeee ^^ (🪩👯‍♀️👯🪅🎉)

alrrr now for the pets/head scritches that we’ve both been waiting for!! at first i thought this section wasn’t gonna be as interesting with fei bc i thought i was just gonna write abt how he absolutely would not want to give you any kind of pets or scratchies 😔 but now i get to write about the only exception and further explanation of why you may have done the experiments!!! 😆 spoiler: it’s for headpats!! yes he does give you a few for a few seconds after you finish an experiment >:} it’s a win win! don’t even get me started if you have a more cat like brain, or simply accept scritchies as a form of payment 😂😂 (at least from the troupe anyway. i could totally see feitan being the one to have discovered this too 😂😭) but if you don’t go along with the experiments yes back to the original concept you’re not getting nothing. he’s not an affectionate guy and he sees no reason to be. plus you’re still half human so that makes it even weirder. not that he cares much about weirdness, but he’d muuuch rather be making someone scream in agony than purr in pure bliss..🤨🗿

going back to the test run scenario for the hcs of you melting, he probably won’t find out you even melt until i don’t even know if he will. simply because he never gives you any pets long enough for you to get comfortable. he stands there and you stand there, he rubs your head for a few secs, and then he goes and reads his book. he’s not giving more than required in order for you to do the trials 😂 but rolling with a scene that he does discover you melt……..he’d still take his hand away a few seconds later. (big shock there 😳) he doesn’t have that human urge to pet things as most do. we all know what he has, and its no where near pleasant like scratchies… so that’s probably for the best! not that he’d do anything anyway, but still :P he notices that you melted, but that’s not an unintentional test result he cares about or will ever use 🤷‍♀️ (oh yeah party time 👯‍♀️👯) (why?? because it’s always party time..)

machi

being powerful isn’t too surprising to machi, what does surprise her however is not only her bosses interest in you but also the fact that she has a hunch that there’s more to you than meets the eye/this is a good idea. (aka troupe upscale 😈🍷) i say chrollo’s interest in you surprises her because she was one of the ones to vote gon and killua not to say i’m pretty sure. and he doesn’t want to take your ability, he wants you to join. i don’t think we know their recruiting process exactly, but i doubt chrollo is going around handing out the opportunity himself. or even the other members, so the fact that he saw you, most likely fighting, once and said “yep i want this one” is darn impressive. whatever you do, whether you dabble with weapons, nen, martial arts or cat powers (LOL) you’re apparently pretty good with it! and that’s an extremely understated understatement :)

i think i mentioned this, again all of the troupe members aspear quite curious as to what others (specifically strong people with unique powers) nen is and how it works. so while machi sees you fight for the first time, first impression, after you’re recruited, etc, she’s pretty stunned! and trust it takes a lot to get her that way. she’s highly intelligent, and skilled. she’s the only reason we know how hisoka beat redestro! (or whatever his name was, the tiger guy from heavens arena) it was from her break down that we even got what happened ourselves, and it’s well known how skilled hisoka is. thus the fact that she’s baffled by your combat style is baffling in itself! bonus if you have multiple, like cat abilities and a weapon. or cat abilities a weapon and nen! ouu what a deadly combo 😯 go kitty go!! if there’s something she doesn’t understand about your nen (especially if you use an ability you have since you’re a cat and she mistakes it for nen/is confused because of how well you blend it together) or general fighting style she’ll ask you afterwards. in this case more so if you’ve already joined the troupe. otherwise she’ll just be hoping you aren’t an enemy they’ll have to deal with later on this heist.

half cat reader quite confused her and yet she’s also interested. lets assume you’re in the troupe by now, there’s no way she’s going long without questioning you about your ears and tail. ohhh imagine if reader could hide their ears and tail too!! then you just happen to have them out at the next meet up for a mission 🤣🤣 girl is going to be PUZZLED 😂 n that’s valid cuz wym you just have cat ears all the sudden?? n a tail??? are you trying to be funny?? 🤣🤣🤣 what’s going on here!! LOL 😂 but for the original concept of her already knowing she’d still be curious. i stick with the thought of her being less likely to ask if you’re not very close, or if she doesn’t trust you. but as a cheerful kitty type of peep she can clearly see what she’s sees is what she gets! :D so that’s off the table :) which means if the two of you talk her questions about you will surely roll around to getting asked at some point. it’s too confusing not to honestly. to be fair, the troupe wasn’t all that confused when they same the chimera ants, more so because they knew what they were. but they don’t know anything about you! there’s never been any history of cat people! where’d you come from?!

so her curiosity as to what you can do is like all the other troupe members really! except she’s more normal about it and doesn’t run experiments..ahem, feitan ☺️ general she just asks, and if you don’t have the answer; that’s that! should she ask if you’re searching for any answers you don’t know about your self/kind—if you’re the only one, how much of you is cat, etc—and you say no it’s be bemusing to her. it partially makes sense, sometimes happy go lucky people don’t care so much about things that don’t affect their lives. gons’ clearly not one—searching after his dauntless father just for the love of them game 😂(😭) but the fact that you’re just a casual phenomenon if not to everyone then to everyone who doesn’t know about your kind. which is still likely to be everyone. 🤷‍♀️😂

she doesn’t theorize much after she’s done with her own mini interrogation and questions, so i don’t know how or what i’m gonna write for their bulletin as far as why/how you are half cat/how you came to be/is there more of you and do you know. because i talked about a bit already in the previous one anyway. but i am interested in writing about how she feels about you’re cat personality and sunniness in general 🤗☀️ so let’s do that!! :) it’ll make her hcs unique ✨ w for machi stans!! machi with a joyous personality reader, let alone a joyous half cat reader is kind of an oxymoron considering her own personality. she’s not overly cruel or sadistic, but she doesn’t share your trusts either! i think you two would be the stars and sun duo! i say stars because she’s not exactly shy or introvert. but still quiet unless something needs to be said. she has no problem with your personality really, you don’t cause problems/arguments and your very (clearly) reliable in combat! so that just sounds like another troupe member that isn’t lowk a destructive or tempered hassle! which is great!….she could use a few more of those 🤦‍♀️

BRO I RAN OUT OF CHARACTERS IM GONNA DO A PART TWO

btw i have no idea if you meant you wanted these to be romantic or platonic so i wrote them platonic and as canonically as i can, since everyone loves the canon version right?? 😅🫶

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WOW the boar emoji could use sm updating- 😭 ahem..on to the hcs!! :D

How do they feel about people shorter/taller than them?

honestly? pretty neutral! is what i’d say if said person is a human and a “normal” amount of tall. inosuke seems to base his respect off of power more than height, because even among seeing the hashira’s and especially gyomei and uzui’s height he didn’t cower nor admire them for it (based off what i remember). even more so since they’re on the same team so they wouldn’t try and kill him of anything really. a demon is a whole different case though, a tall powerful demon, like extraordinarily powerful, like kokushibu powerful, is quite intimidating. will he still fight him? and did. (not him specifically i don’t think i haven’t watched the infinity castle arc yet) but is it spooky? yes. as far as shorter he really doesn’t care. he’s pretty neutral about height. at most if he doesn’t like someone and knows their height bothers them he’d bring it up to prove himself, the king of mountains, superior.

What are they like on social media? (What’s their username, profile pic, etc.)

lol in a modern au, to go with the question, i think his user would be simple “king of treehouses” to switch over if he’s not living in the mountains, if he is than he’s still “king of the mountains”. profile picture is one of 3 pics, a pic that annoys zenitsu (it’s probably ugly/him caught in 4k) a picture of the mountain he is king of, or his boar head that he still owns and wears even in said modern au. his videos if he posts are likely stunts, random forest/mountain climbing adventures, animal/bug fights he insinuated, him fighting the animals/bugs, or ridiculous videos and pranks of him annoying zenitsu. spoiler: the answer is all of the above. (the camera is always wildly shakky and always falling over [mid video] too). unless tanjiro is the camera man. tanjiro best camera man. (and he has that cameraman immunity too, so he always escapes the bees, antelopes, etc inosuke fights when they charge at him).

Their sexuality?

um? well canonically (‼️⚠️ KNY MANGA ENDING SPOILER⚠️‼️) he gets with aoi. but if you ask me it seemed kinda force to just pair all the mc’s off like mangaka’s love doing. so in my hcs i think he’d end up with no one. (‼️SPOILER OVER LOL‼️) i wouldn’t say aro/ace as much as it is that he doesn’t even pay attention to romance. like not even think about it, not even realize that’s an option type. he’s just out here livin life man. my pov.

Preferred weather?

generally doesn’t care. mountain weather? reminds him of home maybe? he doesn’t dwell on it much. he willingly went to go become a demon slayer as a challenge/to prove he’s the best as king of the mountains soo if he wanted to up and quit without guilt i feel he could. anyway rain is okay 🤷‍♀️ cloudy is decent, doesn’t matter. sunny is regular. snowy is kind of fun. cold tho, he likes to have no shirt on so that clashes. windy is okay, kinda cold. even tho autumn is fun with the leaves.

What’s their sleeping schedule?

as a demon slayer likely buck wild. fought demons for 14 hours straight now he’s sleep at 1. fought them for 6 hours now he’s sleep at 6, etc. when not fighting demons sleep is whenever he feels like it. so mostly sunrise to sunset. going to bed before then annoys him because it’s still daylight out. if he wants to take a nap he won’t hesitate tho. naps is different from going to bed early.

Favorite music?

uhh modern au? i don’t feel like thinking rn. there’s so many genres. maybe smth hardcore/intense tho. first thing that came to mind was rock so let’s go with that.

How’s their cooking?

horrible. inedible. don’t eat it. next question. (seriously there’s no way you could expect him to be able to cook. i genuinely don’t wanna know what he ate growing up in the wilderness by himself.)

It’s movie night, what movie do they pick?

modern au then? horror to scare and annoy zenitsu. which is funny because zenitsu agreed to see if nezuko would hold onto him. but nezuko isn’t scared/if she is holds onto tanjiro. zenitsu was thinking he’d pick a mildly scary one but inosuke picked the horror movie of all horror movies. zenitsu is now scared of that movie for life and didn’t get to hold nezuko either. double L for our yellow crayon.

How would they hold up in a pillow war?

awesome in fact he’s too aggressive. he wins and everyone else is mad. a cost he’s willing to pay happily.

What’s their sleeping position?

any and all. specifically the craziest ones. we’ve all seen how he sleeps.

Who do they go to for comfort?

maybe tanjiro? hmm good question.

How do they feel about physical contact by others?

depends on who you are to him, and the type it is. if it’s the trio he’s pretty cool with it, and has even initiated some himself. (squeals in him holding onto the edge of tanjiro’s shirt 🥹) if it’s a stranger and he doesn’t like their first impression he’ll likely hit/push them/their hand away.

What is enough to bring them to tears?

rengoku.

Biggest pet peeve?

he’s the one triggering other’s pet peeves.

How well do they take care of themselves?

um, well we’ve seen it. pretty slobbish, not because he’s lazy but because we was raised in the literal way an animal was, sooo.

What’s something they like that may be surprising to others?

how am i supposed to know? ask him. okay i asked him. he told me crystal-like rocks.

Do they consider others family?

?? yes. the boars are his family and the slayers (at least the ones he’s closer to) are too

Any bad habits that they have?

mm, he doesn’t consider them bad.

What’s their idea of a perfect vacation?

mountain. (back home)

Do they get lost easily? Will they ask for directions if they are?

yes. no. yes he gets lost. no he won’t ask for directions. he’s follows his instincts. actually he might eventually. actually no he would. yes and yes.

The strangest thing they have ever seen?

he’s pretty strange himself tbh. he’s not even a demon and he’s walking around here with a boar head on. anyway demons. what else is really that abnormal in the kny verse?

How well do they accept advice?

yesn’t? depends on from who and what it’s abt. if it a serious situation he takes it. but he doesn’t like waiting or being told what to do in unserious ones.

How much do they swear?

mmm not really? about as much as someone regular surprisingly. same how he does in the manga. which is here and there casually i’m pretty sure.

How do they take advice given to them?

is this different from the one above the one before this or am i trippin?

Do they like being in pictures?

doesn’t care really? either will mess it up intentionally/unintentionally or not notice you’re taking one, doing his own thing/being too focused on his own thing.

Is there anything they’re bad at?

plenty. cooking and playing instruments. i’m not saying the whole list, etc. basically he’s bad at the stuff normal people can do. but good at the stuff they can’t do. like fighting, stealth. etc again. we all know his character 🗿

Any past injuries?

yes as both a demon slayer and a guy who lived in the wild.

Something that disgusts them?

he is the one that disgusts people.

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x3 straight into the hcs then..

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

hmmm we talkin physical? 3/10. he won’t go out of his way to do anything intentionally, but he’s really casual with you in the sense of how friends are, and he’s NOT dating anyone he doesn’t think is clean, so he’s okay with touching you subconsciously basically. or if you happen to brush hands or arms he’s not disgusted or anything. he pretty much just acts normal! :D like i said, the same touchiness as a friend, he doesn’t really do more than he needs to.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

as far as how it starts i usually leave that up to you, but with canon bakugo i could see friends to lovers being the smoothest and most likely route tbh. obviously he eventually made up with izuku so if you want to wait even longer in order for you guys to have been friends for a good amount to become his lover, then yeah it’s probably possible. especially with the way he matures in season 5. the first few seasons was an indefinite “no” so enemies to lovers fans got lucky real quick 😂 anywho. as a best friend just place your personality where it fits, you’re reasonable like kiri? expect one like that. goofy or teasing like denki or sero? there’s your answer! got your own thing going on? then expect your own typa friendship with him :) he’s loyal to his friends and is also “the mean friend”. they care about you but find everyone annoying at some point, they do you favors but complain first, they make sure you’re taking care of yourself—but by yelling at you. sooo.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

mmmm. good question. blue. HAHAH. fr tho how do i answer this? okay if we’re thinking in a relationship he obv loves you. and he’s an “all in” typa guy so he loves you the same at the beginning of the relationship as he does x amount in. so the answer isssss…unintentionally!! yup, you probably end up cuddling in your sleep when taking a nap or smth. i stand on the fact that he’s not the type to initiate physical touch, but i definitely don’t think he’d push you away in disgust either. even though i don’t feel he’d enjoy someone too lovey dovey. like yeah you’re his partner if you want some casual affectionate he’ll indulge you by letting you but his love language isn’t really that tho. you probably just end up with tangled limbs or with one of you spooning the other, and the mystery 3rd thing is one of your heads resting on the other’s chest :)

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

alr we already know this man is a cooking and cleaning genius. lol i’m playing. but we see he clearly can in the anime, so yes, i keep that the same. now, “does he want to settle down?” is an interesting question. because he wasn’t intending to get into a relationship, and when he did it was because of what feels right, right now. i don’t wanna say he’s not the type to think about the future—he’s always saying he’s gonna be the number one hero. i’m just saying he didn’t think that far ahead when you two got together.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

yeesh heavily depends on the season to see his maturity and why you’re breaking up. if you cheated, betrayed, lied, etc. i’m telling you right now, y’all are ending on BAD. TERMS. 😶 if y’all fell out of love he’d be a bit upset over it but probably just hustle towards becoming a hero. if y’all kept arguing he’d also be upset but because he was so angry he’d think you’re better off that way, and will ignore your existence. so has en ex he’s either neutral abt you or heated no inbetween. (like i said he’s loyal so this isn’t to assume it’d be your fault at all i’m just speaking abt his part, but he wouldn’t be messing around with anything that could screw over your relationship).

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

uhh like i said he’s not thinking abt this. maybe more so towards season 5 or after you graduate ua? (i don’t know the full ending yet don’t spoil me y’all, i just know tidbits :P) he’s all in tho from jump, like if he love you he view you as his one? he’s gonna commit.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

LOL. what an ironic question. i don’t remember seeing him hit or threaten the class a girls as much outside of combat training, so think of it like that. (not saying your a girl, i’m saying that’s what he’d do, only threaten/hit you in combat, 🗿👍) emotionally he could be—if he wanted to. but he’d rather give you advice/state the helpful truth than pacify how you feel. he may do smth physically to help the situation. so it’s more so that you’ve got peace of mind knowing he has your back, more than it is comforting words. actions speak louder than those anyway. and we all know how loud he can get. 😂

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

hmm. reread A. i’m playing, i’ll brief on it. eh. from you he’s neutral, and won’t reject one i guess. if you don’t initiate it, it really doesn’t happen. but his hugs are pretty warm, not too tight or too loose, it feels like he cares, but he’s not doing the most to show you through a hug when he could clean your room for you. (just the way you like, without touching anything you don’t want to be moved.)

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

does he ever? it kinda feels cringe to him. words of affirmation and physically touch are NOT his love languages. you’ll know it when you notice you haven’t run out of stock of your favorite snacks since getting with him. if you notice.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

well this isn’t a bad question! you know it’s introspective when i don’t know how to answer it :^ (😄) i feel like he’d only be angry if the other person was deliberately/obviously flirting with you or you were with the other person. but he’s kinda logical so unless he sees something he knows is real and not just you hanging out with someone why would he flip out? 🗿 if he were to get jealous, let’s roll with a scenario where he does for the sake of the question, he’d insult them in the moment to get them to stop (whatever flirting or “flirting” aka not actual flirting, they were doing) and talk to you abt it later/after their gone to see if your actually into them or what’s going on. and if he was wrong contemplate it later in his room.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

soft moist lips seem typical but i’m thinking because i hc him to be naturally warm/hot bc of his quirk and moist bc of how his quirk works, like with sweat, n his moms quirk or wtv. not because he’s some “manhwa daddy”. oh and also because he takes care of his health, and when you do that you generally look better n stuff. anyway i wouldn’t say he has a spot he likes to kiss you but i wouldn’t say he doesn’t either. pickin up what i’m laying down? if i had to give three i’d say cheek, temple n maybe a quick peck on the lips or neck. accessible places that are kinda just a quick affection. you might have to ask for a kiss tho, idk if he would initiate one on his own tbh. oh where he likes to be kissed? ehh doesn’t matter. just not anywhere weird. to give an answer: on the top of his head or forehead.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

noooo. they won’t die but he’d prefer not to and he’ll tell you that. as a hero he knows he’ll have to save/work with them at some point. and he wants to! (save them at least) but just working with them for??? volunteering??yeah no.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

productive. ever since i saw him stretching and the sun rising in that one intro i could see him getting up at 5 am for a work out. but he’s also big on health n sleep so if he does he likely goes back to sleep after that. the alternative route would be him just getting up at 9. he gets up right away to get ready, eat, etc. he doesn’t like to lag around much even if he’s tired. my hc. including you in the picture he’d advise force yell at you to do the same. (at least get up at 9 and right away, i mean) he doesn’t tolerate laziness so i hope you like that lifestyle.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

same as day, but he’s more tired. you won’t see it but his muscles may be fatigued. but, like i said, you won’t see it. bc he pushes himself to finish his routine as always. he brushes his teeth, showers, changes and does homework before he goes to bed. and will “advise” you to do the same. those are all essentials and there’s no skimping on them without consequences. so yes, he will make you.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

it comes out naturally. like you discover new things abt your friends every once n a while. when the topic gets brought up he might mention it if it relevant. but he won’t elaborate unless he feels ready when you ask. he knows his boundaries and won’t lower them a bit just to satiate anyone’s curiosity if it makes him feel uncomfortable. and he expects you to respect that, even more so as his partner.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

we already know the answer to this but no he’s not abusive and will not lash out on you. it’s more so that he cares about you so he will not get angry at you than it is he’s more patient for you. note i said he doesn’t get angry at you and not upset. he’s still allowed to voice how he feels if you do smth he isn’t cool with and he knows that. he’ll talk it out with you. and will have all that same respect for you. that’s just how a relationship—of any kind—works. common sense, in his mind. (it is).

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

i’ve given crumbs here and there abt how i feel abt this but basically yes. and i mean that literally. if he learns smth new about you and he keeps forgetting he’ll write it down. i hc him to have some pretty good memory but he isn’t perfect. so he writes down whatever he can’t remember, esp if it’s important and just not sticking in his brain for sm reason.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

first date assuming it went well. he’s embarrassed and will never admit how giddy he was on the inside. not in the mushy type way but in the “wow i’ve never felt this way before” type. it seems so comically close to the stuff in the movies that he won’t tell a soul he felt like that. he adores the memory though.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

with a combat ready quirk he’s more than prepared to physically protect you. and if someone’s trying to hurt you mentally it’ll sure get physical anyway, and fast. he’s not actually super protective though, he expects you to handle your own. you’re teens not babies. plus, you’re training to become heroes, if you can’t even defend against sm rando what are you gonna do against villains? drown them in tears??? LOL- 😂 against villains though he will keep an eye out for you. you could even rely on him to come when you call for help. don’t even get me started if this is after he got taken bro. he does NOT want that happening to you, even if you can handle it. ‘how would he like to be protected?’ no. if you know anything about his character that answer makes sense. moving on.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

might i repeat myself again, ALL of it. there’s nothing he half does and you’re sure to like every single event/occasion he ever plans. he’s an intense guy who likes to show up, show out, go all in, go all out with everything. so lucky you for being the one he loves then huh? if he give everything 100% you get 200.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

do i have to think rn? fine. actually i change my mind. i’m not gonna think. because he doesn’t have any anyway, as soon as he notices he picks one up makes sure he drops it. i literally just said he gives 100% to everything why would i write abt stuff he does negatively the next. he isn’t perfect, so yeah he develops some, maybe like biting his nails or smth. (not off, just biting them) but he catches himself and stops the habit because he doesn’t like it. he’s super health aware and that includes stuff like bad habits, knowing what they can do in the long run. (yay now i get to save 5 brain cells for the next 5 lettersss 😆)

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

yesn’t. he is for health purposes n not looking like garbage. and everyone pretty much agrees he’s pretty/not bad looking (talking about in this verse and in mha verse, no one’s ever called him ugly or made jokes abt his face, only hair- 🗿 but just cuz of how it looks not cuz it’s hideous) soo that’s cool with him. he wants to be the number one hero not model bruh. not to mention his mom’s quirk, i hc she makes hair/skin products on the side of working at the fashion company so i wouldn’t doubt if he uses those and they just so happen to have his skin and hair looking good. (im on the fence if he’d be annoyed that she’s making him use it or what but let’s roll with it.)

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

no. because he was already complete without you. he’s not gonna base his existence off someone else’s presence in his life. cuz he has one. yes he’d be upset if you broke up depending on if it was neutral or not but he’s not gonna turn emo….cmon bro..

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

uh. dang it i have to think anyway. should’ve saved the one abt his moms products for this one. but i guess that’s abt her and not him huh? alr well here: a pet peeve of his is when it’s someone else turn to do the laundry and they accidentally don’t/forget to separate the whites and his white clothes end up as pastel versions of other colors. because now he has to buy new white everything.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

well it’s canon he’s a germaphobe, but he’d also dislike people who smack their food, irresponsible people (which is funny because his friends are) and in a partner someone too lovey dovey. not sorry barbie y/n, you don’t make the chopping block 😔 (🤷‍♀️😐)

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

tossing n turning all night but he’s genuinely sleep. so he gets a good nights rest but he’s constantly flipping sides. courtesy of his quirk making him hotter/sweat a lot.

I managed to finish this so quick and wayyyy before his actual b day 😭😭 (better than late tho xT) WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY EVERYONE..!

HAPPY B DAY BAKUGO!!!-

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or not.