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Anon you are HILARIOUS I swear any and all Mac fans just do this shit to make me giggle y'all are insane.
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All jokes aside, I think this man will try anything once. He's blackout drunk most of the time and just looking to get laid. You want to piss on him? Whatever. He's pissed *himself* a few times. Does it mean you'll let him fuck you? Great. Go right ahead.
On the other end, he's kind of physically incapable of engaging in it. Chronic alcoholism messes up your body to the point where a lot of people can't even feel their bladder anymore, and many alcoholics suffer from acute retention/being chronically unable to pee. Most of the point of watersports is the humiliation that comes from a.) making a mess and b.) the discomfort of having to hold it, and this guy's not gonna tick ANY of those boxes, unfortunately. But on the humiliation side of things...
I think you could absolutely get this guy with some kind of degradation. Whether it's goading him during the act or forcing him to wait while you work yourself over and spit venom at him, I think he'd surprise even himself with how much he's into it. He puts on the huge macho act when his life depends on it, but one remark from you and his eyes are going wide and the tips of his ears are turning red and was that your imagination or did he just twitch in your hand? Oh, it wasn't? How pathetic. Better make fun of him again just to see what happens.
"Stay."
"Oh, come on, god dammit!" The pilot barks, hands clenching into fists atop his thighs, "I've been waitin' like this for half an hour..."
In truth, it's only been ten minutes, but his sense of time when he's this drunk is slightly skewed. He glares up at you from his spot on the floor, legs quivering with the effort of keeping the position you've put him in, and his only reward for complaining is a patronizing snort from you.
"I could always just leave you like that and do this myself while you watch, ungrateful bitch that you are," You suggest, smirking at the way his stomach tenses and his cock twitches at the insult,"And you'd have to keep your hands right where they are-"
"No," He whines, shaking his head with a desperate grimace, "I can wait, I can wait-"
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah," He breathes, readjusting and straightening his back, "I'll show *you*, you asshole-"
The slap he receives for that little comment has him leaning into your palm with a groan, reddening skin hot beneath your hand.
for that ask game gimme Dale Cooper + handcuffs and/or praise kink please and thank you sniles sneetly
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HAI OUPPY Sniles at you but evilly
Oh, praise. I see you and your evil big genius brain. I think he's really neutral when he's on the receiving end of it if I'm being honest. He LOVES doling it out, though, switch that he is. If you praise him while he's bottoming, you'll get a lovely little blush and maybe an embarrassed giggle out of him, but when he's topping? Boy howdy, you're getting praise rained on you like there's no tomorrow.
I think he'd LOVE handcuffs and kind of any sensory restriction/depravation. It feels like a kind of dream, being bound and blind and at the mercy of whatever his partner decides to inflict on him. He won't struggle, but if you don't blindfold him, he's watching you like a hawk, dark eyes tracking your every move, trying to anticipate them. When you start to touch him, he'll go very still, and when you find a spot that affects him a little *too* much, well...
The chain of the cuffs rattles against the slats in the headboard as Cooper bows forward in an attempt to curl in on himself, knees spreading to accommodate the movement. You grin triumphantly before diving in again to lave the skin at the very apex of his inner thigh, dragging your teeth across it for good measure. He lets out a breathless laugh that dissolves into a moan, brow furrowing, and you watch the muscles in his stomach tense as he keeps his impulses in check and stays still for you.
"Oh, very good, Agent Cooper," You coo, running soothing hands up the outsides of his thighs, "You're doing very well for me. Helps that you look so damn pretty like this, too."
He swallows hard at the praise, flushing from his head down to his chest.
"Think you can keep up the good behavior for me?" You quip, rising onto your knees and reaching forward to tangle your fingers into the hair at the nape of his neck.
Cooper nods once, confident as always, and flashes you his signature grin before he chirps, "May I make one request before we continue?"
"Sure, baby," You concede, tugging him forward until the cuffs stop him, "Anything."
"I'd take one of those kisses of yours, if it isn't too much to ask."
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EHEHEHE ok, so... This would be a very interesting loophole for his touch aversion. You're telling him *you're* gonna wear the gloves this time and it's purely clinical? Sure. You know what, he's always been open to unorthodox methods. Boy howdy, you're cracking open a can of worms, here.
The cultists were... not kind to Milton, and many of his encounters involved very charged emotions. Anger, fear, humiliation. To be touched in a completely neutral way with little to no emotional input from you is... oddly comfortable. It will take a LONG time to work up to any sort of sexual interactions, but I think he'd very meekly be asking for you to "examine" him more often for the risk-free vulnerability it allows him to experience. In exchange, you get to enjoy Milton's stuttered breaths while he tries to decide whether to lean into your touch or shy away, and after lots of sessions where he might cut you off early, you get to feel a rush of joy when you're finally rewarded with the sight of him pressing his cheek to your gloved hands, eyelids fluttering. He's never going to "graduate" to reaching for you in public, holding your hand, etc., but that doesn't matter. You've finally found a comfortable outlet for him, and that's what's important. I don't think he'd ever go so far as to let you open him up and mess with his insides, but you could caress him all over and perhaps move on to using blunt tools to stimulate him.
Listening to the heart monitor spike when you run the cold bulb of the probe down his stomach, accompanied by something toeing the line between a whimper and a sob.
"We can stop at any time, Milton," You supply, keeping your voice to a low murmur while you trace a soothing hand along the knob of one of his hips, "Would you like to stop?"
The agent gives a violent shake of his head, hard enough that his gelled hair flops across his brow, and his beady eyes home in on yours in an instant as he shrieks, "No!" in such a high pitch that an outside observer might think he was under duress. You find yourself grinning at his eagerness, and he returns it with a twitchy half-smile of his own. The muscle beneath your free hand jumps when you press the tool to his skin once more, and he squirms at the sudden temperature change. He's shaking like a leaf before the tool has even reached its intended destination, and his breaths have devolved into short, clipped whines. You chuckle to yourself at the sight of him. This is going to be an interesting evening.
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oops sorry i was supposed to do the ask game you rbed with that last one also. iyo is torquemada into men and IF SO, is he into bara
almost by default i view a lot of henriksen characters as butch lesbians but that ofc does noooooooooot apply here lmfao can u imagine. anyways yes i think so. idk abt bara bc he hasn’t gotten that far he’s like barely an amoeba when it comes to sexual awareness. i think if we’re using canon context it’s like... i mean yeah he obviously is bothered by the fact that he experiences arousal at all. and this is triggered in-story via maria. but he can’t like… perform… when he tries… either from nerves or Other reasons (like the fact that it IS an assault scene which i feel like on some level he has to feel is wrong in his very gut, even if mentally he’s super far gone from standard morality / his personal belief system means he’s categorically evil… maybe that’s just a cope from me tho lol. but also i think there’s another reason that he just hasn’t confronted + hasn’t even thought to consider bc this is catholic inquisition-era spain).
i also have to consider the way he reacts to arousal… outside of what happens with maria, i mean… like, it seems the go-to is to have mendoza torture him in various ways until the feeling is gone. and he’s constantly torturing himself via the spiked cilice / hairshirt, stepping on broken glass, etc. i think if anything his main kinks would manifest around extreme pain and restraint and sensation play, from either end (obviously giving but i think receiving is where the actual physical release of feelings would occur, much to his shame and embarrassment which is fun to think abt. for me specifically).