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California Sun

AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/87841556

Pairing: Ian Malcolm/Fem!Exposé Journalist! Reader

Tags: Post Jurassic Park TLW, ian being ian, fluff, slice of life blurbs, humor, beach day, Ian Malcolm's 2349384098 kids, kisses, botched proposals, humor, short and sweet, one shot, fem reader, no use of y/n.

Summary: "You can't kiss her like that!" One of the boys snaps, tossing another handful of water and hitting Ian square in the chest.

"Why not?" The chaotician gasps in fake shock, pulling you to your feet and shaking the water out of his hair.

A fine spray flies in all directions, droplets plopping into the ocean on either side of you, and you raise your hands to shield your eyes from it while another child chimes in, "You kissed Mom like that when you got married, and you two aren't married!"

Heyo!!

I actually haven't seen Twisters yet- I'm unsure about the lack of found-family vibes cause those were what really made the original for me. I'm also trying to wait until the Glen Powell hype dies down cause he's got a really uncanny face and seeing him everywhere is giving me some kind of movie form of demand avoidance. Also the Youtuber character persona is KILLING ME

Hollow-Point Smile

AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/87839021

Pairing: Herbert West/Daniel Cain, Mentions of past Daniel Cain/Megan Halsey

Warnings: Blood, minor injuries, language

Tags: Wound Care, Roommates to Lovers, and really isn't it also Enemies to Lovers, Frottage. Hand Jobs, Choking, Non-Penetrative Sex, Making Out, Banter, Shower Sex, Sweet/Hot, Dan's being hella manipulated but does he really care? probably not, Tired Daniel Cain, Bisexual Daniel Cain, Herbert West Being an Asshole, Manipulative Herbert West, Top Daniel Cain but only because herbert wants it that way, Emotional Manipulation with a little bit of... Orgasm Denial, Unresolved Tension, Explicit Language

Summary: But, the medic wonders, how is this any less intimate than, say, digging through a corpse side by side? Or being cradled to someone's chest while you ride out the shakes of your first murder?

What kinds of dogs would the Twister’s characters be?

Twister Characters as Dogs

Jokes on you you get ALL OF THEM!!!

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