#fauxmoi

LeVar Burton: “Encountered an old friend at the Capital Grille in Pittsburgh.” February 24, 2026

Hello! Just wondering - did you watch the tiktoks / see what was on the screenshots (i know they go by fast), or take someone's word for it? Are you aware this is all being pushed by a troubled individual who is trying to stir up two year old drama for their own purposes? Did you really see me accuse anyone of plagiarism? And why tf is something like this on fauxmoi???

Here you go.

And ty strange these are good points 🖤

Well, we can watch what's going on with our own eyes re: the Gremlin (the thinspo she's been giving off lately is concerning), and the posters are right about her non-Burton floppapotamuses that we counted right here 🦛🦛🦛🦛🦛... they've all gotten bad reviews, and she's bordering becoming an A list actress with a lot of B movies on her resumé.

That HAS to sting, especially with Hurry Up Tomorrow. She seemed to have a lot of passion for it, but she's blind to it within its context of being a self-suck vanity project.

She probably still smokes (saw some dude talk about how cool it was to meet ber when she put a cigarette out on her boot or something like that), does whatever she can to stay awake.

On the flip side, we can also watch Aliyah in her life with her nursing school roommates on her TikTok Lives. Sometimes when I get to be in there I see questions about Jenna suddenly disappear from the chat, so her mods obviously don't want to burden her with all of that "IS YOUR SISTER OKAY?" mess. I haven't dared ask her sht because yanno, that would be shitty (do not mix fandom with her family), but I like to watch others try. There are a lot of Jenna gooners in her Lives 💀 I don't think they realize that Aliyah is just a regular young Z tryna make it on her own, in spite of her very famous sister.

(No, Jenna doesn't pay for everything — why should she, it's her money and she has 5 freaking sibs and a bunch of nephews/nieces/cousins/etc. If you watch Aliyah's subscription only Lives, she gets a lot of love from her "Live Family", with a bunch of her mods gifting her real gifts(!). One of them gave her a pair of Doc Martens for her birthday, and another got her the toaster/pots and pans? she and her roommates use. And another likes to send her all the makeup and beauty products she uses/needs to upkeep that babealicious face of hers. I think people would say (and are saying) that she wouldn't be famous without her sister, and that's kinda true, except Natalie's the one who pushed for all of this and allowed the whole family to be dragged into it/raised her kids online — like how she's doing with her grandkid Mya, she let it happen w Aliyah too, since she was also a child when the Mogwai was a child and going online/doing Lives when she was 15. Mom allowed it to happen, and now Aliyah grew into it and is stuck being "Jenna's sister". Which is a shame because she seems like a real sweetheart.)

Anyway, that gossip r/ is just...ugh. "Let's see how much more tea my roommate's cousin can squeeze out of one of Jenna's sisters about Jenna" is just ew. But par for the course of being related to the newest Burton Girl, I guess (and probably the good reason Aliyah has protective mods). Those poor girls (whether it be Mia or Aliyah...'went to nursing school' might mean Mia since she's done with nursing school and Aliyah is still in school for it).

As for a final word on the Gremlin/Mogwai, there's also the concerning question of where Klara and the Sun is. It's been in post since the spring of last year. The Gallerist is now called Art Monster (!? I liked the subtle title but whatever), and with no fall festival announcements (as per NataliePortman.com) it looks like it won't be out until 2026.

She's "busy" but has time for a million fashion spreads and brand deals/being the Z face of Dior, a company targeting wealthier people while people are literally starving/shooting themselves/otherwise committing suicide because they've lost their healthcare. I get it, she wants to do it (saw all those pics of her when she was young and showing off her branded bags and crap like that — she's a label whore, just like a ton of other young women who think that a label = is something "quality" that elevates you, when all it is is label...that's the complete opposite of Gen X, we hated labels and brand whores). But it's what she wants to do to bring in the bag for more.

ETA: I lied, I actually have more to say, because I got into an argument with someone on Twitter about her level of education.

Explanation and education wank under the cut because this shit is getting long.

The Deuxmoi people found Austins ex Letterboxd proof and everything. girl grow up, your 23

Daaaang she's MAD MADT!! 👀 🤣

Why she rate everything normal but made "Blink Twice" the ONLY film that she gave a HALF star to? 👀 I know the movie wasn't some cinematic masterpiece, but I don't think it deserved a HALF star. 😒

Now, why is Kaia mad/jealous of Zoe if there's NOTHING going on between Austin and Zoe? 🤔

And as far as I can tell, she and Austin had already broken up before he even started filming "Caught Stealing"..... that or they were hanging by a thread. She was never even seen with him in NYC for months while he was filming. And don't even get me started on the Marcello tea. 😒

I see she must have deleted her "no thanks" comment rofl. 🤣 People must have been going in on her lol.

Anyway, I'm popping the popcorn 🍿 on this one because this is getting interesting lol.

And yes I agree..... she needs to grow up already. Isn't she dating that Lewis guy? 🫩