Blade loves taking you out on dates, especially if they involve him driving. Thereās something very appealing about taking you wherever you wish to go, and having a shiny sports car and a gleaming, laminated driverās license makes him feel like he can be the kind of man you can depend on. (Even if he is prone to cussing out anyone who cuts him off on the road in a mix of Xianzhou dialects.)
Heāll always pretend he isnāt vibing to the music you put on, eyes fixed firmly on the road. But by the rhythmic way his fingers drum against the wheel, you know heās enjoying it. But were you to tease him about it, youād only get a noncommittal grunt in response. The finger-drumming wouldnāt stop, though.
And, of course, he puts your safety above all. For all of Silver Wolfās warnings to you about Bladeās driving style, you have seen nothing of it. Heās always at least 10 under the speed limitāeven if you insist he should be going a bit faster on an empty highwayāand if a light turns yellow, he stops instead of trying to pass the junction before it turns red. Safety, he tells you. He wants you to be safe.
Bladieās a bit too much of a stickler for safety in your opinion. One time, youāre getting into the car, mindful of your outfit.
āSeatbelt,ā he reminds you.
āI know! Iām barely one leg in! Lemme sit first!ā
And the millisecond your ass is planted on the seat, heās reaching over and fastening your seatbelt himself, so close you can smell his tonka bean shampoo.
āI could have done it myself, you know. If youād given me more than a split second of breathing room.ā
āHm.ā
But all in all, he treats you well whenever he drives you around.
One such evening, heās driving you home after a lovely dinner out together. Youāre watching the fading twilight streak through the sky, softly humming, and an idea strikes Blade. Heād seen it on TV and heard about it on social media. Surely you would find it attractive were he toā¦
Cautiously, as though youāre an easily startled puppy, he reaches a hand out and rests it on your thigh, his other hand still on the wheel. His touch is tentative, almost uncertain, and the action makes you glance at him in surprise, then down at where his hand is splayed on your leg.
āSorry,ā he murmurs and starts to retract, fingers still ghosting over the skin of your thigh. āDo you not like this?ā
You look away again, but youāre chewing your lower lip in quiet glee. āNo, I like it. A lot.ā
Blade smirks to himself and replants his hand on your thigh, firmer this time, and gives you an affectionate squeeze. You grin, enjoying the way he strokes your thigh all through traffic, occasionally travelling a bit higher in mischief.
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Vampire Blade AU, where abominations of the abundance are vampiric in nature & drink the life force of others in order to empower their own. Blade, being a Shuhu receptacle, sees these effects exacerbated.
Parched.
Bladeās mouth is dry with thirst. How long has it been since heās last fed upon someone? To have their rich, sweet blood course down his throat and strengthen his body?
Too long. Heās nothing like them, he keeps telling himself. He will never fully give in to these base desires this body demands of him, to take and take and take until that indomitable thirst is finally quenched. To get so lost in his bloodlust that it seeps into his every thought and directs his every action. To be a mindless bloodsucker like the rest of them.
Not that heās ever been a saint. Going too long without drinking blood has its own adverse effects on himāan agony that refuses to cede unless he feeds, so when the situation calls for it, he makes sure to lure prey in and take what he needs (and tries not to kill them. Most of the time, they survive).
But right now, the thirst is hitting him full swell, and he canāt even pretend he doesn't know why.
Blade sits by you, barely holding his sanity together as he tries not to let your scent get to his head.
But itās a bit too late for that, your every shift and stir sending him into a frenzy without even trying. Youāre occupied with showing him something on your phone, something you had thought was cute and worth showing him with a big grin on your faceā¦
He would never inflict himself upon you. Never. He promised himselfāhe promisedā
You shift comfortably to lean more against him, so unaware of what he is, and thatās his final straw.
Ah, has his life not already been riddled with broken promises? What is one more for the count?
To your credit, you donāt struggle immediately when his hands grip your wrists, the phone falling from your hand. Itās when his grip becomes tight, too tight, that your smile falters and you frown.
Youāre saying something, his name perhaps, but Bladeās breathing has gone ragged and his vision red.
His fangs elongate as he hones in on that deliciously tempting point on your neck he aches to pierce, that he should have pierced ages ago and drank and drank and drankā¦
Again your sweet voice fills his ears. He licks a long stripe against your skin and groans at that alone, wondering just what sounds youāll make for him once he bites down andā
āBlade!ā
Your cry spears some sanity back into him for a brief moment, the red-golden haze momentarily dissipating so he can see you even as he blinks, almost bleary.
āIā¦ā Bladeās throat feels tight, stifling at how heād come so close and yet denied his body the one thing itās been asking for. His grip loosens. His gaze wavers. Flecks of red flicker in and out of sight.
So when you slip out of his grasp, he doesnāt stop you. He doesnāt stop you when you sprint away without so much as a backwards glance towards him.
But just before you do, Blade notes the look of betrayal in your glassy eyes. The way youād seen him for what he truly is, was, and always will beāa monster.
(my) dear(est): Boothill (I can definitely see him replying with āyes maāam šāāļøšāāļøā if you use this one when asking for a favor (or am I just too delusional š«Ŗ)), Argenti, Gepard, Sampo
darling: Boothill (same with this one), Argenti, Sampo
(my) prince: Argenti, Anaxa, Gepard (very shy about it š¤), Sampo
baby: Blade, Boothill (and this one), Argenti, Sampo
baby boy: Gepard (likes it but also thinks it sounds a bit ridiculous)
babe: Blade (i think he prefers the classics), Boothill (and this one), Argenti, Gepard, Sampo
sweetie: Gepard
sweetheart: Argenti
(my) love: Boothill (and this), Argenti (this man accepts pretty much anything), Gepard, Sampo
handsome/ gorgeous/ beautiful: Boothill (and definitely these, i just think heās a sucker for more classy and i guess āelegantā pet names? idk man), Argenti (but prepare for a complimenting competition if you use these too often), Anaxa (absolutely has a praise kink TRUST š), Gepard (also very shy about these), Sampo (he likes literally everythingā i mean i cant say im suprised though)
(my) angel: Argenti
cupcake: Argenti (and be prepared to lose šš)
sunshine: Anaxa (heāll be a bit annoyed but itās just fair because now youāre matching with each other), Gepard (thinks itās cute)
none: Blade (but i can also see him as liking no pet names, especially at the start of your relationship)
Authors note: Thank you for reading!(especially my ramblings in brackets, that was A LOT Lol) New part with Hsr Women at a total of 600 Notes
Romantic Hsr Headcanons for Blade and Boothill (Part 4)
Summary: How the Hsr Men act when theyāre in love with you!āpre-established relationship
Extra Information: This is the 4th Part of this seriesā feel free to check out the first 3 Parts on my blog!
(C)W: gn reader, not beta read and english isnāt authors first language, possibly ooc as itās been a while since iāve played hsr (i'm getting back into it), reader is a stellaron hunter in bladeās partānevertheless please enjoy!
Blade:
-would deny that he harbors any sort of romantic feelings towards youā to others, himself and anyone whoās speculating
-Silver Wolf and especially Kafka would be teasing him about it 24/7
-would try to keep you away from any dangerous missions even if itās impossible due to the inevitability of evading the actions written in the script
-overall pretty quiet about it, but ultimately not unnoticeable as you would never escape his yearning gaze whenever you set out for a new mission (i imagine he has some attachment issues after everything that happened with the high clout quintet)
Boothill:
-would become more clumsy, awkward & shy around you and probably (try to but fail miserably at it) cuss himself out afterwards
-is definitely the type to check you out (does it shamelessly too)
-until you bring it up to him (and maybe even try to flirt) āthen heās a blushing mess once again
-probably doesnāt take a lot of time for him to confess (not that he really had to yāknow, you always knew)
authors note: thatās allā iām sorry this is so short (㤠.ā¢Ģ _Ź ā¢Ģ.)㤠please forgive me
and ty so much to all for reading and as always feel free to give feedback!
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A/N: May have grammatical errors bc I wrote this at like 4am. This was written with Mort. Blade in mind :)
Tw: not much but mentions of being sad and little dirty on the last one.
Blade who tries to keep himself away from you because you are just too tempting to keep around, and he worries about you when heās away on missions.
Blade who thinks of you when shopping with Kafka and Silver Wolf, thinking about the things youād look good in and seeing things that align with your personal style and interests.
Blade who just canāt stay away from you and ends up confessing his feelings so terribly and indirectly that you didnāt even realize he was confessing, you may have laughed in his face when he told you he was confessing his feelings because it was just that bad.
Blade who almost lets out a sigh of relief when you pull yourself together from laughing and tell him you feel the same way.
Blade who as no clue how to act in a romantic relationship with you, after so long of leading a life filled with pain and learning to numb his feelings to the world around him.
Blade who has a hard time adjusting to receiving love from you, unsure of how to reply or act, sometimes coming off as abrasive or cold but heās trying his best.
Blade who loves doing acts of service for you, even if he sometimes acts like itās an inconvenience initially. He fixes things for you when you donāt even realize they needed fixing or were broken in the first place.
Blade who tells you āWithout proper care things wonāt last, including people.ā And always makes sure you have been eating and taking care of yourself. If you both are busy, you never fail to receive a text from Bladie asking if youāve eaten yet or telling you to take a break from work if you havenāt yet.
Blade who loves your animals, especially if you own a cat (or cats). Your cat(s) would love him, finding him to be super warm, like a human heating blanket and lays on him for hours. Blade doesnāt mind and will sit still while it rests.
Blade who feeds your animals while youāre away, even if you didnāt ask him too.
Blade who takes care of you while youāre sick, while simultaneously lecturing you about your health and telling you to not overwork yourself or ignore your body.
Blade who cooks (āreluctantlyā he tells you) for you while your sick or tried, he may act like itās a burden, and if you express discomfort because you donāt want to burden him, heāll end up telling you itās not a big deal and to not worry about it. He just doesnāt know how to act around you.
Blade who would love if you shared his taste for spicy food, if you didnāt heād respect your opinion.
Blade who will forge you accessories, such as rings, bracelets, arm cuffs, belt buckles, various hair accessories, and necklaces as an act of love.
Blade who silently listens to you ramble about your interests, he may not show much outward care for the conversation but remembers every detail that you mention, which makes you a little shocked if he ever brings it up in later conversations. Itās not that you think he isnāt paying attention, he just doesnāt talk a lot, heās a man of few words. You can only catch the true extent of his care and feelings in the little things he says and does for the people he cares about.
Blade who when asked to share his thoughts or opinions on something says it doesnāt matter and his feelings on the matter are not important, but you force him to share them anyway because you tell him his feelings are important to you, especially when making decisions.
Blade who is unsure how to approach comforting you when youāre crying or upset. Heāll probably stare at you for a bit before giving you an awkward hug, petting your hair, or rubbing your back at first then slowly relaxing, silently comforting you to the best of his abilities and asking if you need anything more.
Blade who doesnāt open up about himself or his past, but every now and again shares a detail or short story from his past, especially if you ask him about his time on the Zhuming.
Blade who secretly loves telling you about his time on the Zhuming and his old master which is evident by the very small smile you can catch on his face when heās recounting his memories, and he loves it when you ask questions about his stories or ask him to elaborate on forging swords. Heāll share some Stelleron Hunter stories too, most of them are the extremely ridiculous and stupid ones he can think of, because he loves seeing you smile and hearing you laugh as he recounts the storyās in full seriousness.
Blade who is maybe a little old fashioned about things (because heās old af) and is shocked when you say people donāt really care about things like men paying the bill on first dates, or you telling him he can express his emotions as much as he wants to, though donāt expect him to do that, as he has a good control over his emotions.
Blade who challenges you to a drinking competition, and he absolutely wipes the floor with you, though Blade now has to deal with a very drunk you, who is incoherently talking about grim reapers and axolotlās.
Blade who slowly lets his walls down, sharing his intimate feelings to you, saying he is sometimes scared to lose you and scared to get too close. You reassure him that youāre tough and wonāt let anything happen to your relationship.
Blade who doesnāt know what to do with his dirty and explicit thoughts about you, believing he should keep them in and push them away as to not make you uncomfortable.
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Blade always makes sure to answer your texts as fast as he can. Because he loves you, obviously. But mainly because heās worried that you might send something suggestive and one of the girls might get their hands on his phone before he can take a look and stow it away privately. (Itās almost happened, once. He managed to save it in a private album immediately.)
You try not to message him too much when heās on important missions. If you do, heāll naturally assume itās something significant.
So of course he immediately reaches for his phone in the middle of one such operation when he hears it ping with the special sound effect heās kept for you. Unfortunately, the sound alerts his foeāand Blade gets a bullet to the heart before he can dodge the otherwise-avoidable snipe.
ā¦Blade awakens with a jolt a few minutes later, dark red staining his shirt, the bullet having been expelled from his body thanks to his curse. His heart beats relentlessly like it always has for centuries. His fingers had instinctively curled around his phone in protectiveness, so no damage there, luckily.
He wipes the blood away from the screen and hastily taps on your message, ignoring the pounding in his head. Please be safe, please be safeā¦
i yearn for self aware blade,,, i've barely seen any on here (with him specifically),, it's such a neat concept,, i think im being self aware of the player would be quite interesting ! bonus if it's a player who mains him ! or perhaps they main another character and he starts to feel a bit of jealousy,, ššš
Oh, thatās a good idea! I might make a mini series of this but hereās what I can think of on the spot:
Self aware!Blade who appreciates you still using him as your main DPS, even despite all the newer, shinier ones being released every other monthā¦truly, your loyalty to him is unparalleled. How can he not adore you?
Self aware!Blade who patiently waits for you every day. Even just doing dailies with you for two minutes a day is one well spent. Heāll clear alllll the mobs you want just to make sure you get nice relicsā¦but maybe heāll ensure those relics are still subpar, just so he can prolong this grind with you. The longer you rely on him, the better.
Self aware!Blade who feels like he needs to hit harder, be stronger because you seem to keep replaying this endgame stageā¦possibly for a 0-cycle? Heāll crit for you, he always makes sure to land a crit no matter what his crit rate looks likeābut upping the damage, hm. Itās tricky. Heāll swing harder. Harder. If an attack is miraculously directed away from him, heāll jump in front of it nonetheless to get a stack so he can unleash his talent faster. All for you.
Oh, you might not be paying attention to his stats, but thereās somehowā¦an increase in his crit damage? Itās about 25% more than it used to be. Youāll keep using him, right? Heāll hit harder just for you.
Self aware!Blade who realises youāre relying on him to farm materials for other characters you intend to build. What a painā¦but he canāt just turn up with zero yields, so he begrudgingly cooperates with you. Itās okay. Youāll see how the latest characters are boring anyway and return to good olā Bladie, wonāt you?
Self aware!Blade who wonders if you know that the original Blade and Mortenax Blade are two separate entities even if they are fundamentally the same person. And original Blade does not enjoy the smug look on Mortenax Bladeās face when he gets picked for the team over him. The new, shiny toy thatās dominating everything in the game⦠Self aware!Blade needs to hit harder, then.
Look, look. His crit damage has gone up another 50% all on its own! Will you pay attention to him now? You will keep using him, right?
Self aware!Blade, the original one, who feels like youāre slowly forgetting about him just because his future self seems to shower you with more attention. But the original canāt try and make up for it because the game does not call for two Blades at once. So perhaps he should look to more methods of getting stronger so you can pay attention to him againā¦
Self aware!Blade who decimates your 50/50s eagerly, because more eidolons equals more power, and more power equals more attention, right? So whyā¦why are you disappointed that you lost your 50/50 to him? You should be smiling, right? Shouldnāt you be relieved?
ā¦How strange. Your chat icon has a red notification, but whenever you open it, nothingās there.