Hello. I am an ex Mormon. I have a rant.
Have you ever been to Vegas with a bunch of Mormons? Not like the nuanced ones. Im talking garment-wearing, never even tried herbal tea, if you say 'damn' in their presence they'll stare at you like you're an alien Mormons.
I have. It's a journey. Here are some of the things I witnessed:
- "Why does everything smell like cigarettes/pot?"
- "Do they not realize that's not healthy?"
- Insulting the intelligence of people who gamble (a recurring theme)
- *after walking past some Chippendales promoters* "Haha, good luck avoiding them, Sister In Law!"
- Insulting the intelligence of people who smoke
- Questioning why getting to anything involves walking through a casino
- Intentionally walking around an entire building to avoid walking through a casino
- "That was an interesting experience. I never want to repeat it." "Yep, that's Vegas!"
- Insulting the intelligence of people who drink
- "I dont want to stand over there. It smells like pot." (We were watching the fireworks. In a crowd of people. Three minutes later, we were in the area they were talking about)
- Also, I had to alert them to the presence of tea in the Around the World tray at the Coca-Cola shop.
I am exhausted.
