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Gary, the janitor part IV
His prison looked like a luxury hotel suite that had been bleached into a nightmare. Everything was white, perfect, and completely fake. There were no windows, just the annoying hum of lights that never turned off and that pristine, mocking sense of comfort that made him feel like a lab rat in a cage.
Adam sat cuffed to a metal chair, his lip split and throbbingāthe price heād paid for sinking his teeth into Zachariahās forearm until heād tasted blood and grace. It had taken two of Zachariah's goons to pry him off and lock him into that chair, and the memory of their grip still lingered under his skin, cold and bruising.
Zachariah stood a few feet away, dabbing at his arm with a pristine white handkerchief, disgust curling his features. He eyed the blood on the cloth like it was a stain on his honor.
"You are an animal," the angel hissed, tossing the soiled fabric aside. "To think you are supposed to be the vessel for the greatest warrior of God... and instead, you behave like a rabid stray."
Adam lifted his chin, eyes burning with a raw, defiant fire. A thin trail of blood trickled from his split lip, mixing with the dark, tacky smear of Zachariahās.
He jerked his head forward, sneering, daring his captor to come closer. "Scared, Zach? I bet your face would look a hell of a lot better with a bruise or two."
Adam's muscles strained as he thrashed against the restraints, the cords on his neck standing out, but he couldn't break free. The handcuffs bit sharply into his wrists, tethering him firmly to the heavy chair and rendering every desperate, frantic movement useless.
The angel smirked at the boyās attempts to free himself, a look halfway between amusement and pure contempt. "You know what strikes me, Adam? Your persistence. You really believe Michael cares for you. That your connection is⦠affectionate."
Zachariah leaned down, letting his act of "good and worried servant of the Lord" slip. Just for a heartbeat. "Michael isn't 'sad', brat. He's broken. Spending time among you monkeys has infected him with doubt. So, it's time we recalibrate him. You'd be surprised how cooperative a broken toy becomes once you take it apart and put it back together correctly."
Looking right into Adam's sky blue eyes, he grabbed the boy's chin. "But you? You are merely a spare part. A fallback plan till his true vessel ā our dear Mr. Winchester ā is ready to fight for us."
At those words Adam felt a cold knot tighten in his gut, but he forced himself not to look away. Donāt give him the satisfaction, Adam. Give him nothing.
It was a noble resolution, and one he was determined to keep. Even when his captor snapped his fingers and the room began to tilt.
A wave of agonizing, white-hot nausea ripped through his stomach, so intense it made everything blur. Adamās breath hitched, his body folding in on itself in sheer, blinding agony. He gritted his teeth until his jaw ached, fighting the darkness encroaching at the edges of his sight. He was trembling, shackled and reeling, but he pushed back against the pain with every ounce of his crumbling strength, refusing to let that winged prick break him and win.
Halo, you have to wake up! Please, we're in trouble!
But nothing. Not even a flicker. Something was blocking Michael out, and no matter how hard Adam pushed, how loud he screamed inside his own head, he couldn't find a way through.
"Still feeling sassy, little puppet?"
Zachariah crouched until they were face to face. Adam could smell the ozone-and-cologne scent of him. "Does your 'friend' hear you now? No? How sad. But I'm not surprised: Michael is nothing more than a weapon. A glorified, heavy-handed nuke that thinks he's daddy's perfect son."
Daddyās perfect son.
It was just a stupid string of words, but every ounce of spite in Adamās body ignited. Michael hated them. Adam hated them.
And that was enough to keep him upright. Though every nerve ending in his body screamed for him to give in, Adam buried the agony beneath a rising tide of fury. Heād let his body be broken, heād let the room burn around him, but heād be damned if he let this monster lay a finger on his best friend.
If Michaelāthe most powerful being Adam had ever knownāwasn't answering his silent pleas, he had to be in deep, desperate trouble. Far worse than anything Adam was currently facing.
"Pfff. You sound like a petty accountant complaining about his boss. Is that the best youāve got?"
"You insignificant little gnat. You think that mouth of yours can touch me? Iām an angel of Heaven. You don't even know what youāre messing with."
A dry, jagged laugh left Adam's lips.
Hook, line, and sinker. It really seemed like someone had a serious problem with hubris.
"Youāre just cannon fodder, man. You know, the guy who dies in the first five minutes just to make the real villain look tough? If you were the one actually running this pathetic show, Iād be dead by now. But Iām still here. So, whatās the matter, Angel of the Lord? You scared Iām right?"
Zachariah went perfectly still. For a fraction of a second, his mask cracked.
Wait. Was that... fear?
It was a mere flicker, gone as soon as it appeared, but it changed everything. The crushing pressure in Adamās chest shifted. For the first time, he realized his captor wasn't just being arrogantāhe was desperate. "That's it, isn't it? You're terrified. If Michael doesn't fall in line, they're going to bench you."
A controlled chuckle cut through the air as Zachariah hopped up onto the edge of the table, settling between the clutter of grease-stained wrappers and cold friesāthe same mess heād used to try to coax Adam toward 'reason.'
"Oh, I see." The angel's fear was gone, tucked back out of sight. "You truly believe Michael will save you. A weapon does not have friends, Mr. Milligan. It does not have attachments. And it certainly does not need a seventeen-year-old boy playing the martyr for him."
Zachariah pressed two fingers to Adam's temple, in the way you'd brush hair from a child's face. A new burst of pain flared white behind Adam's eyesāan invisible blade carving slow, deliberate lines into his mind. Zachariah wasn't just hurting him; he was taking his time, making sure Adam felt every jagged inch of it.
And Adamās world simply shattered.
Somewhere distant, he heard himself make a sound he didn't recognize as his own. Blood trickled fresh from his mouth, dripping onto his collarbone, and he couldn't tell anymore if his skull actually ached or if his brain had simply run out of ways to describe agony.
"Do you want the truth, Adam?" Zachariah spoke slowly, deliberate, clearly enamored with the sound of his own voice. "Do you want to hear what your 'friend' Michael truly thinks?"
Adam gritted his teeth, sweat and blood trickling down. "Fuck... you..."
"Still with the attitude. Seriously, kid, someone ought to wash your mouth out with soap. Didn't your mother ever teach you how to talk to your superiors? But we can discuss that later."
Zachariah cleared his throat, his posture shifting. When he spoke next, his voice changedāthe pitch dropped, the cadence smoothed out.
"So you're Dean Winchester. The Righteous Man." A beat, almost amused. "Funny, I expected more from something my Father was so proud of. You're just⦠what's that human word? Right. A prick."
Adam went cold. He knew that tone. He knew that voice down to the marrow.
It was Michael.
"See? To Michael, you and the Winchesters are nothing but cutlery. There is no friendship. There is only the Apocalypse. And you are nothing but the lubricant for it. So, hand Michael over. You don't have to suffer more. It's not your role: you're just a temporary host. Let Dean Winchester do what he was born for. Your family doesn't deserve your sacrifice."
How dare he? Nobody, nobody got to play games with Michael.
Adam was white-hot with fury. He spat a mixture of saliva and blood at the angel's feet. If the son of a bitch thought that performance would break him, he was dead wrong. It only made him fight harder.
"You think I care what happens to Dean?" Adam laughed, his lungs burning from the inside. "Met him once and we hated each other on sight. It was a real charming family reunion."
The kid leaned forward as much as the restraints would allow. "And my⦠father? Just some guy whoād crash for a night, spin Mom some half-assed story, and vanish again. He isn't family. My family is my mom. My family is Michael. People who actually chose to stick around."
Adam's lip curled, bitter. "So don't you dare stand there and act like Michael not wanting to be your good little soldier makes him broken. Family isn't a script you're born into, Zach. It's who shows up. And Michael showed up. That's more than I can say for anyone who actually owed me that much."
Zachariah opened his mouth to unleash another wave of venom, but Adam cut him off, still goaded by a fire that wouldn't die. "So, stupid son of bitch in a suit... whoās really running this circus?"
That did it. Whatever thin control Zachariah had been holding onto snapped clean in half. His face twisted, turning an ugly, mottled shade of rage. "Careful, boy. Some questions get people killed."
Adam's bloody smile didn't waver. "Yeah? Add it to the list."
"You arrogant little worm. You think you understand the cosmic order? We don't need you to make Michael cooperate. A body without a soul works just as well."
The angel raised his hand, his eyes burning like dying stars, ready to tear Adam's mind apart for his insolence.
Mike, Mike I need you! Please, wake up! I don't know how long I can resist!
If Michael didn't wake up, Adam's life was going to burn right there and then.
But then, the air in the white room buckled.
The doors blew off their hinges, shattering, as a blinding, golden light poured through the void, carrying with it the scent of summer rain and something older, something infinitely more dangerous.
Zachariah spun around, his arrogance curdling into sudden, genuine panic.
Because standing in the epicenter of the destruction, wings unfurled in a display of terrifying, raw power, was someone everyone in Heaven had long assumed dead.
Gabriel.
The archangel glanced at the trembling, tortured boy in the chair, then back to the shocked Zachariah, his green eyes so sharp they could have cut through the fabric of the world itself.
Gabriel tipped an invisible hat, his voice a low, dangerous purr that vibrated in everyone's bones.
"Honey, I'm home!"
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Hi! I have to admit that AO3 no longer feels like a safe space for me. I know thatās not the platformās fault, but it still feels like a sanctuary for weirdos has been violated.
Thatās why I started working on my own project: creating a safe space for authors and readers again. Iāve been part of the fanfiction community since before Wattpad even existed, and I can say -with a little pride- that Iāve witnessed the rise and fall of many fanfiction platforms.
My goal is simple: to create a place for us weirdos once again. A place built not just for posting fanfiction, but for building a real community.
This is a zero-judgment zone. No hate if you use grammar tools. No hate if English isnāt your native language and your writing isnāt āflawless.ā No hate for writing what you love. This is simply a safe place to create, share your work, and connect with people who love fanfiction as much as you do.
And you know what? Itās almost ready.
So hereās my question: would you be interested in registering (completely free) and starting this new journey with me? A community built by fans, for fans.
would you be interested in registering (completely free) and starting this new journey with me?
YES
NO
hey so. donāt do this.
ācoming from a place of respectā there is nothing respectful about a comment like this. this is exactly why I say witch hunt, speculations and accusations harm the writing community as much as ai does, if not more.
I am not saying āyouāre an asshole if you think a fic is aiā. I have come across fics that I believe were ai-generated. but instead of asking (accusing) the authors, I make my own decisions whether Iāll continue reading for the benefit of the doubt or quietly exit the fics and look for something else to read.
because with every accusation like this, thereās always a chance of a genuine, innocent writer getting wrongly accused.
last but not least, fanfic writers do NOT owe you anything. they write for themselves and their own enjoyment. their ao3 accounts are their houses and they were kind enough to let you in their houses. for free. (you get to read things for free.) you donāt go into other peopleās houses and tell them āactually I think the way you decorate your room is sus. did you actually do it yourself or did you ask a robot to do it for you?ā. THEY šš» DONāT šš» OWE šš» YOU šš» ANYTHING. and I say this as someone who is not a fan of ai fics. if you donāt like what youāre seeing, quietly leave.
*the following is not about the fic in this specific post. in general, I still strongly believe people who let ai write for them should tag their works as ai accordingly. but if we want more people to be honest about it, weāll have to stop shaming and harassing people who actually tag their ai-generated fics accordingly. harassment is never justified. not to mention, it will only make āai writersā refrain from tagging their ai-generated works as such. and then thereās no way for anyone to know for absolute certainty if itās ai. therefore the raise of witch hunt.
I already talked about this in another post because this is getting ridiculous. Stop harassing authors. If youāre like this, you donāt deserve to be part of the fanfiction community. You donāt deserve to enjoy our stories.
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM AUTHORS AND WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN STORY.
This whole witch hunt based on completely random, personal "AI standards" has gotten past the point of ridiculous.
I write because I love it, in my own style and at my own pace. If I happen to be Italian, Chinese, Maori, or Russian, my syntax is obviously going to sound different to a native English speaker. That doesn't mean it's "wrong," and it definitely doesn't mean it was written by a robot.
People need to realize that not everyone on the internet is a native English speaker. Accusing international writers of using AI just because their phrasing feels a bit different to you is not only ignorant, but it's also incredibly discouraging for creators who are already putting in double the effort to share their stories for free.
hey so. donāt do this.
ācoming from a place of respectā there is nothing respectful about a comment like this. this is exactly why I say witch hunt, speculations and accusations harm the writing community as much as ai does, if not more.
I am not saying āyouāre an asshole if you think a fic is aiā. I have come across fics that I believe were ai-generated. but instead of asking (accusing) the authors, I make my own decisions whether Iāll continue reading for the benefit of the doubt or quietly exit the fics and look for something else to read.
because with every accusation like this, thereās always a chance of a genuine, innocent writer getting wrongly accused.
last but not least, fanfic writers do NOT owe you anything. they write for themselves and their own enjoyment. their ao3 accounts are their houses and they were kind enough to let you in their houses. for free. (you get to read things for free.) you donāt go into other peopleās houses and tell them āactually I think the way you decorate your room is sus. did you actually do it yourself or did you ask a robot to do it for you?ā. THEY šš» DONāT šš» OWE šš» YOU šš» ANYTHING. and I say this as someone who is not a fan of ai fics. if you donāt like what youāre seeing, quietly leave.
*the following is not about the fic in this specific post. in general, I still strongly believe people who let ai write for them should tag their works as ai accordingly. but if we want more people to be honest about it, weāll have to stop shaming and harassing people who actually tag their ai-generated fics accordingly. harassment is never justified. not to mention, it will only make āai writersā refrain from tagging their ai-generated works as such. and then thereās no way for anyone to know for absolute certainty if itās ai. therefore the raise of witch hunt.
I already talked about this in another post because this is getting ridiculous. Stop harassing authors. If youāre like this, you donāt deserve to be part of the fanfiction community. You donāt deserve to enjoy our stories.
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM AUTHORS AND WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN STORY.
Iāll never forget the fanfic space on wattpad back in 2016-2017āish where its culture was that writers would not post their new chapters until they reached x amount of votes (kudos) and comments. I mean Iād never judge anyone for how they chose to update their fics even though I didnāt agree with them. but like. it was the entire wattpad fanfic culture back then that made most writers believe they had to set these specific numbers of votes and comments that they must reach first before they posted the next chapters. so if you were on the fanfic corner of wattpad during that time, youād most likely have seen fics where it said in the chapter something like ā50 votes and 20 comments for the next chapter!ā and it was literally the norm and so normalized that I didnāt see anything weird about it back then. but looking back, years after Iāve left wattpad for ao3, yeah that culture as a whole was weird and it shaped writers into thinking that they wrote for the sake of shallow engagement instead for the joy of getting to create, it shaped writers into thinking that their ficsā worth was decided and dictated by strangersā approval. and then tiktok became a thing and this mindset continued. not to mention how wattpad is full of ads now unless you pay the site monthly for a premium, ad-free service.
so like. man, this is why I love ao3. thereās none of these capitalism or algorithm bullshit on ao3. just writers creating out of love and passion. everybody say thank you ao3
That is exactly it. Forcing readers to comment back on Wattpad was toxic, but what's happening lately isn't healthy either. Writing takes so much time and effort, and love shouldn't be a one-way street. It is so discouraging to pour your heart into a story, see the view count go up, and get absolutely nothing back.
This is exactly how the "silent reader" culture took over places like AO3.
Ever since internet culture sped up with TikTok, people have started treating fanfiction like Netflix. They binge a massive story, finish it, and just click next without thinking. They completely forget that a real person spent months writing that for free.
A lot of readers honestly think that leaving a kudos is enough, but they don't realize that to an author, a kudos is just a polite nod. A comment is an actual conversation.
Other times, people stay quiet just because they are shy or intimidated. They think that if they can't write a super smart, long review, they shouldn't say anything at all. But they don't realize that even a single heart emoji or a quick "I loved this" can make a writer's whole week.
Nobody should write just for praise, but wanting a little bit of human connection isn't begging, it's just wanting a community. The current culture has made readers kind of lazy. They want amazing, free stories on demand, but they find it too exhausting to type a five-second sentence to say thank you.
We literally went from an era where writers demanded way too much to an era where readers take writers completely for granted.

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Okay, I want to rant about something, and this post will probably be the death of me.
While scrolling through TikTok, Iāve been seeing more and more videos from creators hunting down fanfics they believe were written using AI. Before someone comments on this post with some bullshit, I want to make one thing clear: Iām against generating a story with AI and then posting it as if it were your own writing. If you use AI to generate a story, please tag it properly so people can either avoid it or read it knowing you simply gave the AI a prompt.
Now that thatās out of the way, I also want to say that this āwitch huntā is harmful and damaging. Itās making people afraid to post their work because theyāre scared theyāll be accused of using AI just because they used an em dash or some other stylistic choice (guess what? Iāve been using em dashes since 2001).
The world of fanfiction was never perfect, but it was built by weirdos, and those weirdos created a safe space for one another. Itās genuinely saddening to see new writers who want to share something they created but are too afraid to post it because theyāre worried about being accused of cheating. They might miss the chance to make someoneās day a little brighter with their story.
Please, for once, just be kind. This community was meant to be a safe space. Letās not turn it into one where people are afraid to create.
Well said, bestie!
Iām not a native English speaker, and I rely on Reverso Context to look up this or that word. But obviously, my English isn't going to sound like someone who speaks it every single day. I might use an archaic term, or something out of context, or maybe I was just taught in school to build sentences a certain way, while slang dictates otherwise.
So what? Should I be publicly humiliated for it? Or because, once in a while, I happen to ask an AI, 'I know thereās a mistake in this sentence, it sounds off to me, but I canāt figure out where Iām going wrong'?
Since when did the fanfiction world become yet another battlefield where you have to prove something to total strangers just to be worth anything? Or worse, where people feel entitled to pass judgment on your life?
Thanks, but Iāve had enough. I fight every single day to claim my own space; Iām not going to let anyone take the world of fanfic away from me.
I think everyone needs to be reminded that one of ao3 creators is a wincest shipper, like stop acting surprised. You literally signed up for this free website with no ads and library database levels of organization and you are complaining.
There are real life places where fictional incest is illegal but you can still marry your cousin, maybe you should be fighting that instead of trying to censore fiction.
Also banning that also means no crimson peak, no frankstein, no game of thrones, no more gothic literature and no more gothic retelling and adaptions, etc.
Wait, there are people who didn't know?!
Hey, weāre in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.
103 F is 39.4 in Celsius btw stay safe everyone š
sometimes Iām reminded that there are still people who donāt know ao3 was literally created by incest shippers ā and the siteās sole purpose is to 1. be completely against censorship and 2. host all kinds of dark, taboo fics that are banned on other platforms ā and the first ever fic that was posted on ao3 was a fic about an incest ship from supernatural.
you are in the house that was created by freaks. for freaks (affectionate). every disgusting thing you can think of is rightfully allowed and welcomed on ao3, because they are exactly the reasons why ao3 was created in the first place.
ao3 was created because its creators got tired of censorship, they got tired of dark and taboo fics getting banned on pro-censorship platforms, and they wanted a place that was safe for ALL FICS THAT WERE DARK AND TABOO.
ao3ās main principle is being against censorship and being proship / profic.
there are some things in fiction that make me uncomfortable, but instead of shaming people who are just minding their own business and not harming anyone in real life, I choose to curate my own internet experience by blocking/muting what I donāt want to see. ao3 has excellent tagging system, so instead of being a bitch, use their tagging system properly and you wonāt see the things you donāt want to see.
itās your job to curate what you see. itās not other peopleās jobs or responsibilities to censor themselves for your personal comfort. the world does not revolve around you.
also you cannot censor āonly the things you personally hateā without expecting everything else, that isnāt of conservative beliefs, to be censored too. because censorship is a slippery slope and a fascist tool. I promise you there are people who think āwhy do tags for queer love even exist on ao3? theyāre grooming childrenā.
if you allow the things that you hate to be censored ā because someone with enough power gets to control what other people can and cannot create/consume, it will not stop at the things that you hate.
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Gary, the janitor part III
The air in the room felt like it was about to explode.
"Seriously, G," Gabriel teased, lazily flicking a poker chip into the center of the table. "Youāre going to give yourself a stroke over a pair of twos. Itās a game. Don't blow a fuse over it."
Ganesha let out a huff that sounded like a steam engine, his trunk curling defensively. "I haven't seen a decent card in ages, Loki. One more bad hand, and Iām turning this motel into a smoking crater."
Across from them, Odin sat perfectly still, his one eye locked on the deck. The air around him shimmered with magic; honestly, he wasn't even trying to be subtle about his attempt to peek at the future.
Gabriel sighed, leaning back and propping his feet on the edge of the table. Why did he still play with them? He really needed new friends.
"Odin, buddy, please! Try to lose with a little dignity."
"I am not losing," the All-Father growled, checking his cards again. "I am... waiting for the threads of Fate to align in my favor."
"Yeah, well, the threads of Fate are currently telling me you're about to get cleaned out," Gabriel remarked, though his heart wasn't in the game. His attention wasn't on the cards, the furious elephant-god, or the Norse King trying to cheat his way out of losing his favorite horse. His focus was entirely on the woman to his left.
Kali hadn't said a word in the last twenty minutes. She just sat there, swirling a glass of dark red wine, her eyes sharp and amused as she watched the petty bickering.
When she felt Gabrielās gaze on her, she didn't shy away. Instead, she leaned in, her shoulder brushing against his, a fluid and deliberate invitation.
"You're awfully chatty tonight, my clever Loki," she purred, her voice a low, melodic sound that seemed to bypass everyone else in the room. She shifted, her knee grazing his under the tableāan electric jolt that made Gabrielās breath hitch. "Is this your way of distracting us from your bluffing?"
Gabriel let out a laugh that was a little breathier than he intended.
He closed the space between them until he could smell the faint scent of jasmine and gunpowder that always clung to her.
"Bluffing? Me? Iām offended, sweetheart," he whispered back. "Iām just enjoying the view. Although, I have to say, the view is significantly more distracting than the game."
Kaliās lips quirked into a slow, wicked smile. She reached out, her fingers dancing lightly over the back of his hand before she took a slow sip of her drink.
"If you're so distracted," she added softly, "then maybe you should end this night. I find I've grown quite tired of hearing Odin complain about his luck."
Gabriel felt a grin spread across his faceāthe real one, not the mask he wore for the others. He looked at the pile of chips, then back at her, his expression turning sharp and eager. "You know, Iāve been thinking the exact same thing. Why are we wasting our time with these dinosaurs when we could be... doing literally anything else?"
"Are you asking me to leave?" Kali teased.
"Iām asking you to save me from this nightmare," he replied, standing up and offering his arm with a sweeping, courtly flourish.
Kali took it, hooking her arm through his with a playful tilt of her head.
"Ganesha can have the table. There's this little Italian joint... their spaghetti is genuinely sinful."
The goddess looked at his hand, then up at his face, her ruby lips curling into a knowing smirk. "Finally. I thought you'd never get the hint."
With a mischievous grin, the archangel prepared to whisk her away, but the moment shattered before he could even move; the brassy, high-energy opening riff of Cherry Bomb exploded into the room.
Hello, Daddy, hello, Mom / I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch, cherry bomb / Hello, world, I'm your wild girl / I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch, cherry bomb
"Seriously? Right now?" He groaned, pulling the phone from his pocket. His mood soured instantly when he saw the caller ID: Adam (The Flannel-Clad Headache).
He shouldāve known that giving the kid a direct line would come back to bite his ass, but heād underestimated just how quickly.
Gabriel shot a fleeting, apologetic glance at Kali, his frustration mounting; this call was the death knell for any chance of tonight going the way heād hoped. He swiped to answer.
"Hello? Youāve reached the Trickster. Iām currently busy with a very sexy, hot lady, so leave a message at the sound of the beepāor don't, I really don't care."
"Hey, Gabriel! Itās Adam!"
Gabriel rolled his eyes. "Adam, my favorite mortal! Howās the honeymoon phase going with my big, brooding brother? Still staring into each other's eyes while the world burns, or are you guys already picking out curtains for your little love nest?"
"Uh, good I guess? But itās kind of an emergency."
Gabriel sighed, the sound echoing with the weight of someone who had spent too many millennia dealing with heavenly temper tantrums. "Seriously, kid? Our last hang-out was intense enough to last me a few centuries, butā"
"Michael wonāt answer."
Gabrielās hand hovered over the table. A cardāthe Ace of Spadesāslipped through his fingers and hit the felt with a sound like a guillotine blade. The entire room went cold.
"What?!"
"We were walking home from school, and then we just⦠blacked out? Can an archangel black out? Because I have no idea how we got here."
"Here where, kiddo?"
"Iām not sure. The room is completely white and thereās this guy, Zachariah? Heās going on and on about how Michael has to 'start the Apocalypse,' and Mike⦠heās justāheās kind of on standby. I mean, I can feel his Grace inside me, but he wonāt answer my prayersā"
"Hold on, what?!"
"I didn't know who else to call. Zachariah has left us alone for now, but he is gonna come back and I don't know what to do. Iām stuck here, and your number is the only one my phone can actually reach."
The Trickster took a sharp, rattling breath. He rubbed his face, his skin flushing with a sudden, divine heat. He had known it. He had known that kid was a walking catastrophe, a magnet for every piece of celestial baggage in the galaxy.
"Stay right where you are, kid. Donāt move, Iām coming. And for the love of everything Holy and Unholy, don't say 'yes' to anything!"
"Okay? But please, hurry up. I'm worried for Mike."
Gabriel hung up. The phone dissolved into golden dust, leaving his hand empty and trembling with suppressed power.
For a split second, the dim lighting of the poker room didn't just flicker: it screamed. The ceiling tiles rattled as his Grace bled out, painting the walls in impossible, shifting colors.
Odin narrowed his one eye, his hand hovering over his spear. "Trouble, Loki?"
Gabriel turned, his grin returning, but it was thinner nowārazor-sharp and devoid of mirth. He flipped the entire table over with a single flick of his index finger. Chips, cards, and golden goblets scattered like confetti.
"Change of plans, guys," Gabriel replied, his voice shedding any playfulness left. "Apparently, my brotherās little boy-toy has triggered a magical lockdown, and Iām the only one with the key to his cage."
He squeezed Kaliās arm in a silent, fleeting apology, before he kissed her cheek, his eyes glowing with a terrifying, celestial intensity that forced the other gods to look away. "My lady, save that fire. Iāll be back to reclaim it soon."
And with those words, the reality of the room began to buckle, folding inward with a thunderclap.
In a final, blinding flash of white-hot light, Gabriel vanished, leaving behind only the stinging scent of ozone and a heavy silence.
@gem-wildee, @bethmints
Part I | Part II |
So. Real talk.
I have spent a significant portion of my life sick in bed. This means I have read... a lot of fanfiction. I do not want to run the numbers (for my own sanity) but there is a nonzero chance that I have read a greater volume of fanfiction than most of you will in a lifetime (yes, even in a tumblr crowd, where I have some real competition š).
For a number of years I was really embarrassed by this because for most of my life, I've fit best with the 'socially elitist nerd' set. You know - the ones who don't care if you make a little less eye contact, as long as your performance of intelligence can make them feel intelligent too. I "passed" there. So more than a decade of constant fluff and rom-com "junk" really felt like something I should be ashamed of.
But I've realized recently what fanfiction (or any free web fiction) really is. It's the author's hopes. It's the author's fears. It's all the things you wouldn't write to publish because they feel too sad, or sinful, or sacred.
Without really thinking about it, I've been drinking from the well of human desire - from fear, and love, and lust. I've been reading your precious wishes for family, or protection, or connection. I've been learning how you dream life could be.
Thank you to every writer whose work I have read or will read someday. Thank you for sharing the most precious parts of your heart, even when you didn't realize what you were doing. To every writer out there - every middle schooler with dreams, every suburban mom wishing her life could be something more. You reached out into the oblivion with the piece of yourself you probably don't even share with those closest. And somewhere in this world, a person noticed. Your dreams and hopes and wishes became a piece of me too.
I am so lucky to be the person who heard you.