What kind of Twitter archetype each child of the Trojan war heroes + Strophius' kids would be except I'm brutally honest and you can't disagree with me
Pylades - he's the archetype that NEVER posts he's probably gone a year without posting before only to come back say hi then dip for another 7 months. The only reason he would ever willingly open twitter is to interact with Orestes then dip again. He is a man of few words
Neoptolemus - REDPILLED MISOGYNISTIC RACIST WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE TRUMPIE HE'S A RIGHT WINGER AND I KNOW THIS I SPOKE TO NEOPTOLEMUS OF SKYROS FACE TO FACE AND HE CALLED ME SLURS he lost his dead gay dad and that's what started his homophobic arc he is secretly gay himself but he refuses to ever acknowledge this that's his archetype
Electra - polar opposite of neo she's a leftist and a radical feminist if she's not advocating for women's rights on Twitter dot com she's hating on men many people have her blocked and just as many follow her however her haters mostly consist of men and her fans mostly consist of lesbians not just any women specifically lesbians
Orestes - Proshipper. That's the archetype. No elaboration needed you either get it or you don't. He does have a side acc that he rarely posts on though where he acts normal but he has only 3 followers on it and they're Electra, Pylades and Hermione(none of them know about his main)
Chrysothemis - she would have one of these extremely aesthetic accounts literally everything is pink and sparkly on her acc it's not even just her layout she'd be use typing quirks too and she'd word everything like she's Shakespeare returned
Astydamia - she posts daily content of animals. Trust me bro. That's her whole account. Just a cute animals daily account. She also has Orestes and Pylades blocked as well they're literally the only people she has blocked too
Telemachus - just a private vent account where he complains about his mommy and daddy issues has like only 5 people who he trusts to follow him on there too
Hermione - SHE'D BE ON STANTWT I don't know what fandom but whatever fandom she's part of I can see her being really popular in whatever fandom she's part of like she'd constantly get hit tweets and would have thousands of followers everyone knows her in that subtwt
Iphigenia - similar to Hermione however evil side like the fandom she'd be part of would be for a dark media with very heavy topics that are hard to stomach she'd get a lot of hit tweets too but mostly on posts analyzing the media and the topics involved in it, she would have decent popularity she wouldn't be a big part of the fandom but she has like 1700 followers or something decent
Peisistratus - he's surprisingly relatively well adjusted for a Twitter user, he has a good few oomfs but he doesn't interact with any of them besides Telemachus to comfort him whenever he's venting on Twitter dot com
Oneiros - he'd be an art account he has a lot of followers because he posts really good art not very active and avoids using reaction images or gifs to not clog up the media section very nice to all his moots. Also has Neoptolemus blocked he doesn't agree with his brother's takes
Megapenthes - he's part of the same fandom as Hermione because she got him into it but he's a flop account doesn't have many moots but whoever is moots with him he's their fav moot because he is the kindest soul ever (allegedly)
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