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When I get back from the theaters and there’s not at least 100 fics about the movie I saw

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watched The Odyssey (2026) and i have to admit, in an otherwise very serious scene, i was fucking cackling when the gates of Troy opened and Agamemnon was just fucking stood there aurafarming like Darth Vader
Having Helen and Clytemnestra be identical twins is genius because how poetic and fitting is it that Agamemnon, who used Helen as an excuse to start The Trojan War, who instigated the deaths of thousands and sacrificed his own daughter for his ambitions, only to fall by someone who bears the same face of the woman he politicized?
THE ODYSSEY (2026) dir. Christopher Nolan
studies from The Odyssey

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the trojan war is so funny because absolutely NO ONE wanted to be there
hector was clocking in like that one minimum wage employee keeping the local pizza hut afloat.
achilles had to basically be dragged kicking and screaming to troy, and he spent most of the last year of the war on strike (sulking).
they basically held odysseus’ infant son at gunpoint to make him join.
an argument could be made for menelaus wanting to be there, but the man just wanted to get his wife and get out.
paris may have started this shit but he sure as hell couldn’t finish it. hector had to drag him to the battlefield by ear daily.
even AGAMEMNON tried to go home.
Some redesigns weee
He only did that the whole movie XD