Penelope retellings part 2
Ai generated image on the cover and the title also helps the reader understand this book will be pure bullshit
This book has 354 pages 😐
"In Sparta, Penelope learns early that daughters are traded, watched, and praised only when they are useful. When Odysseus of Ithaca sees the sharp mind beneath her silence, he does not rescue her. He bargains for her."
After her uninspired and sexist Medusa book, and her Medea book so bad I wanted the protagonist to die by chapter 2, Thea Mercer now is focused on ruining Penelope and Helen too by extension
The sample goes up until chapter 4
"Icarius did love me. The same hand that had cooled my fever knew the weight of blood, land, alliances, horses, insult, rumor, and daughters not yet sent from home."
... I hope you die miserable
『Other men are easier』, she said. 『They want aloud. Fathers make wanting sound like duty.』
I hope you remain miserable too Helen
"Horses were safe praise in a room where daughters could hear.
Icarius inclined his head. 『A man is fortunate when his beasts are praised before his daughters. Beasts cannot become vain.』
Helen entered, and the guest's gaze slid over her without stopping at her face. Men always believed their eyes more discreet than they were."
This is only chapter 1 and I already hate this Penelope 😑
"The guest from Pherae laughed softly. 『A useful daughter is rarer than a fine mare.』 When he said useful, the word crossed the hall like a measuring cord, and the bronze at my father's shoulder flashed as it found him.
『She is quiet』, Icarius said. 『Quiet girls hear less trouble.』
The men nodded because fathers enjoy belief when they speak of daughters."
It is possible for the author to understand that men aren't a sexist hivemind always thinking about how to opress women?
"Helen's eyes did not move, and my father exhaled once through his nose, almost amused, while the guest smiled as men smile when a girl proves less interesting than her face."
I shouldn't be able to use this meme so many times
Odysseus is here. Things will get worse
"Training already lived in my neck, that small obedient turn from attention, yet the turn did not come. His stillness kept shifting inside itself, as if every bench, cup, threshold, and careless mouth offered another concealed door."
Was Penelope waiting for Odysseus to look at her so she could masterfully ignore him in a not too obvious way?
Not putting the image here because this is already getting repetitive but in chapter 3 there's a paragraph exactly like this:
Helen sat bored in the careful way women sat bored when men performed too well and they did not want to reward it. Her attention touched me once before returning to Odysseus, proof that she had caught me listening, because Helen heard most things even when praise tried to blind her.
This book has exactly the same narrative as the book "For You I Will" by Myunique M. Green where the writer pretends every time Circe breathed there was the danger of men™️ abusing her
That's the first interaction between Penelope and Odysseus. I'm supposed to believe something this bland and forced would motivate Odysseus to build a new palace to live with his wife, and that Penelope would basically turn su*cidal over not seeing him 😑
Here's another obnoxious paragraph:
When I sat beneath the veil again, men still spoke of daughters as vessels arranged by fathers for honorable use, and the cold bronze rim stayed in my hands.
There are more pathetic paragraphs, but they're just repeating the same complains about men and how women are treated
Icarius is almost only known as the father of Penelope, but in this bullshit it's like he doesn't care about her existence
No, I don't know if Iphthime exist in this.
As far as I've read, there's no mention of Tyndareus 🤨
"Hatred rose in me then, not wholly, because it had to share it's room with the part that had wanted him from the moment he returned my own thought with it's edge intact."
HUH?!?!?! At no point in that pathetic conversation it's ever implied that you considered Odysseus atractive. Seriously look at chapter 3 by yourself
"I do not give you because I do not love you."
I hates this 🙂🔫
"This novel delves into the depths of Penelope's soul, revealing not only the faithful wife, but the political strategist, the protective mother, and the woman who, amidst uncertainty and threat, forged a legacy of unbreakable resilience."
Sounds less terrible than the previous one 😑
While the olive bed scene is good, not sure if it's good enough to generate a 235 pages book
"The man I married was the cleverest man in Greece, and I did not pine for him, I matched him. One mind in two bodies."
Why she can't feel both?
"For readers of Lore Olympus, A Touch of Darkness, Madeline Miller, and morally-grey, villain-era Greek retellings,"
Terrible choice of references
"They set me on the shelf beside the other good quiet women, the ones a mother points to when she wants her daughter to behave. Be patient. Be faithful. Want nothing. Make no trouble. One day you will be rewarded.
My god... 🤦♂️
"When the boy grows a beard, you are free. Then you have done all anyone can ask. Marry where you choose, or rule alone. You do not owe me your whole life. You owe me the boy's childhood. After that, nothing."
So you admit that Penelope waiting for Odysseus wasn't obedience
"Eurycleia. She had nursed Odysseus at this same breast-warm hearth when he was the size this boy was now, and his father before him, and she came across the floor on her bad knees with the particular soundlessness of a servant who has spent sixty years not being noticed."
I would image that the woman responsible for raising King Odysseus and the prince Telemachus would be noticed
"She also tells about her older sister, Iphthime, and her foster cousins Polydeukes (Pollux) and his twin sister, Helen, who in Penelope’s story isn’t the future queen of Sparta or of Troy, but instead is seen in her earliest beginnings as the underage Queen Holy of the Wilderness Wilds, the sacral matriarch of Highlanders by both mainland divisions of the ancient Greek Peninsula."
WHAT?!?!?! 😶
This novella has 150 pages
Arnea: The birth name grant to Penelope until her third birthday. She's the daughter of Ikarios, co-regent High Chief of Lakonia, and Periboea the Naiad Priestess.
Periboea: Water in all forms were sacred of force, but not of liquid matter, which remained feminine by it's genesis of Mother Earth in trinity with Ourania High Heaven & Sea Mistress Amphitrite.
... 😐
Helen: Helen is the natural daughter to twins born of Nemesis, the late Queen Holy Matriarch over the Highlanders.
Kastor: The son by twins born to Leda & Tyndareos, he's the brother of Klytemnestra, the future Great Wanassa of imperial Great Argos.
Klytemnestra: The daughter by twins born to Leda & Tyndareos, she's famous for two marriages, the first to Tantalos III, the High Chief over the House of Broteas, sovereign over Elaea, a precursor to Elis.
Gorgophone: The late Queen & Matriarch over Amykai, a precursor region composed of later Lakonia & Andania. She caused her realm to be split into the two constituent patriarchies by her husbands Pereires and Oebalos.
... 😐
You know I could read the sample to get the idea of how the story goes, but I don't want to


















