#ango hcs

fwb!ango who finds himself coming to your place in the middle of the night after the most tiring day of work, slamming his lips into yours the moment you open the door. 

fwb!ango who always starts your hookup session by giving you the best, eye rolling, mouth opening head. 

fwb!ango who throws his head back in pleasure every time you moan his name. 

PATHETIC BSD WOMEN !

note : unproofread shitpost, grammar errors, completely self indulgent, heavily inspired by @lacry (ceo of pathetic woman fyodor)

fyodor ‘im gods messenger’ dostoyevsky who faints after running 2 laps, who has eyebags that look more like eye luggages, who recites the bible in the middle of a conversation, who reads classical literature in a bar, who makes out with her gf in the bathroom then tells everyone how disgraceful and inappropriate hand holding before marriage is (shes trying to make herself feel better)

so basically. Ango is a fundamentally tragic character, and the tragedies mainly lie within his perceived self-contradictions. he hates everything he does the most. he hates all-nighters but forces himself to pull them anyway. he hates working overtime but does it anyway. he hates working in general actually but he can't let himself stop working because it would give room for the human parts of him to start living again and he can't have that. he deeply cares about human lives but is forced, again and again, to be in a position where he has to treat them objectively and impersonally. he never wanted to befriend Dazai and Oda, but he did, and he got attached, and then he lost them both in one fell swoop. he blames himself even though he was in a position where he couldn't do anything else. he had no choice. he tried his best to save Oda but his job demanded too much of him and he has so little left to give (he's given all he had already). deep down inside he wants to save lives and he'll give himself up a hundred times over for that cause. he wants to believe that it's all worth it but it's so hard. he wants to bury himself in the past because he can't see a future for himself. he doesn't think he even deserves a future after all he's done. he wishes Dazai had shot him. he wishes Chuuya had strangled him. he thinks it's what he deserves. he's willing to throw his life away to repay his debts. he doesn't know what he's working toward, so he throws himself into his work to avoid thinking about that. if he never clocks out, he never has to clock in, and if he never clocks out, he never has to spend time with himself and the ghosts hovering within his shadow. if never clocks out, the gears in the darker recesses of his mind won't have a chance to start turning. if he never stops reading memories, if he never stops burying himself in mementos of times long past, if he never lets his ability shut off, if he never stops standing behind the camera and clicking the shutter on the narrative, he won't have to think about the gaping void of his future and the murky gray of his present and the unpleasant reality of being. he sees himself as an instrument more than a person, as a means to an end. orders don't make him who he is but he would do anything he's told to do if he believes it's right. he's trying desperately to hold onto a sepia-toned past to avoid the full spectrum of reality. he's stuck in a loop of endless self-hatred. every single one of his transgressions flash through his mind as an unending film reel, and the discarded footage winds its way through the wrinkles of his brain like creeping vines, like a spreading infection, like rivulets of decay. he blames himself for each and every snapshot of sin. he's merely a tool with little control over his actions, and he realizes that, but the one thing he can control is the camera's perspective. the guilt is stifling him. he doesn't know where he'd be without it. he believes his life is worth less than other people's. he hates himself. he's constantly punishing himself. he knows his conceptions of himself are contradictory, but he can't imagine a different way of living. he doesn't want to imagine a different way of living. he wants to drown in his work but is finding that he's learning how to breathe underwater. he wants to control the narrative but can only control the way it's framed. he wants to think it's enough. it isn't. it'll never be enough. it's already too much. it's both. it's neither

YESSSSSSSSSS I love this so much thank you thank you 😮‍💨😭

Ofc!

𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

- He would def let you pick the date location when you guys went out

- If he picked it he would ask Dazai for tips since he probably has little to no experience

- He'd would 100% pay attention to everything you said and buy or make you gifts based off your interests

- He prefers to make things himself instead of buying things because he thinks it's more genuine

- He's touched starved so he loves it whenever you touch him

- His love language is probably words of affirmation and physical touch <3

- He gets super flustered whenever you touch or hug him

- Bonus points if you grab his face and kiss his cheek <3

- If you have hair, he would wanna play with it all the time

- You guys would go to the library together and take turns reading to each other

- Every night that you could, you guys would take turns cooking something new for each other

- And on the weekends you guys would cook together

- Before you and Atsushi dated, he probably liked you for a long time but either didn't realize it or he tried to deny it

- If you guys didn't work together he would try his best to balance time with you and his work out

- If you guys worked together he'd probably be with you 24/7

- He would buy you clothes he'd think you like and let you try them on for him <3

- He wouldn't keep your relationship a secret from his co-workers, he would probably casually tell them

- Atsushi's kisses would be short but sweet at first but after he got more comfortable with you he'd kiss you more passionately and longer until he ran out of breath

- You guys are together so much that you practically live together now lmaoo

Ango:

You’ll have to be the one to initiate it because Ango is honestly too busy doing his own triple agent business to worry about when he’s going to initiate a first kiss. It’ll be great because you can surprise him.

If you try to be subtle about it, he honestly won’t get it. If you try to set up a romantic date, he’ll fail to think of it as anything special. At the end of the day, you just have to straight up pull him into a kiss, which will shock him even more.

He’ll definitely be shocked at first, but he’ll ease into it. Bonus points if you mumble “just kiss me, idiot” before you pull him into a kiss.

His face will turn as red as the tomato juice he was drinking with Oda and Dazai because he was not expecting this. It’s not because he’s bad at social cues, but honestly because his mind’s too busy to pick them up unless you’re blatant about it. It’s one of the few intricacies about dating Ango.

Things with Ango will have to be taken slow so none of that naughty shit will happen after you have your first kiss. 

As per Kenzi’s (@bungou-stray-dogs-indulgences) ingenius - “the only crush he needs is to be CRUSHED BY A VEHICLE”

Ango:

Ango wouldn’t even notice that he had developed a crush until some jealous feelings arise after Dazai uses his “charms” on his crush.

He’s not the type to go out on a limb and confess his love. In fact, he’s way too busy being a triple agent to even consider a relationship.

But that won’t stop him from developing feelings for you. It just might take a lot longer for him to admit it as he’d swallow any feelings of attachment, especially if you were involved with the Port Mafia or Mimic because he knew that he’d have to betray you eventually.

He actually doesn’t act all that different around you, since he won’t even admit to himself that he has feelings for you. However, if Dazai or Oda happen to bring up the possibility, Ango will immediately shut down and be unresponsive for the rest of the night.

If he does come to realize it himself, he’d be super conflicted because of his obligations to his duty vs his own personal feelings towards you. Either way, he will have to make a difficult choice.

If you’re in the Special Abilities Division, then things are less complicated, but seeing as how Dazai implied that working their requires following a lot of rules, I imagine seeing one of those rules being that there is no formation of internal relationships.

The best way for him to fall in love with you is through work. You go on a mission together and he quickly realizes how capable you are and before you know it, he’s fallen head over heels for you.